Kayleeisms....T-shirt (under construction) your opinions by Stillshiny

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Kayleeisms....T-shirt (under construction) your opinions

POSTED BY: STILLSHINY
UPDATED: Tuesday, April 19, 2005 01:38
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Friday, April 15, 2005 10:49 AM

I've got the following quotes I'm thinking of using. I'm looking for opinions, quotes you like & quotes you don't like. Please remember I try to make my shirts for Browncoats of most all ages. For an idea how the shirt may look the following links are for the Jayneisms & Riverisms shirts.

RIVERISMS

http://www.zazzle.com/contributors/products/product/product.asp?cid=23
8187680745956238&general%5Fcategory%5Fid=196851109619633183&caching=on&product%5Fid=235706163619334659&index=4

JAYNEISMS

http://www.zazzle.com/contributors/products/product/product.asp?cid=23
8187680745956238&general%5Fcategory%5Fid=196851109619633183&caching=on&product%5Fid=235417300777708063&index=5

Anyway here's the potential quotes for the Kayleeisms design.
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Hamsters is nice

What's so important about bein'
proper? Don't mean nothin' out here in the black.

Figures. First time on a Core and what do I get to do? Look through trash. Couldn't he send me shopping at the
Triplex, or Oooh!
Synchronizers!

Don't let the space bugs bite!

Oh, it's sweet. Poor little thing never even saw the light of day, now it's in show business!

Oh, look at the pretties!

Oh! Mangoes!

Yes, sir, Captain Tightpants.

By the way, the 80-10's the same machine, they just
changed the plating and hope no one noticed.

Up until the punching, it was a real nice party.

No, it's shiny! I like to meet new people. They've all got stories...

I love my captain.

Well, I'm Kaylee. This is Serenity, and she's the smoothest ride from here to
Boros for anyone who can pay.

All aboard...

You ever sail in a Firefly?

Know how. Machines just got workings, and they talk to me.
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?cid=238187680745956238

"Two roads diverged in a wood, and I took the road less traveled by and they CANCELLED MY FRIKKIN' SHOW. I totally shoulda took the road that had all those people on it. Damn." --Joss

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Friday, April 15, 2005 11:36 AM

MALICIOUS

Don't forget about questioning the buffet table!

Mal-licious

I think I will add cursing and the hurling about of things to my repertoire.

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Friday, April 15, 2005 12:41 PM

AURAPTOR

America loves a winner!

Quote:
Originally posted by Malicious:
Don't forget about questioning the buffet table!

Mal-licious

I think I will add cursing and the hurling about of things to my repertoire.

Kaylee: Is that him?
Mal: That's the buffet table
Kaylee: Well, how can we be sure? Unless we question it?

But we can't forget this 'jewel' of a Kayleeism...

Have good sex!

" They don't like it when you shoot at 'em. I worked that out myself. "

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Friday, April 15, 2005 12:48 PM

ASTRAGYNIA

What about "it's broke!" with or without the "sometimes a thing gets broke, can't be fixed" (I'm paraphrasing here, of course you'll want to check the real thing).

Or maybe something about the over-frilly dress? (I don't remember any quotes, I just know it's funny).

And of course: don't forget to surround the quotes with christmas lights! (and/or flowers, but I like the christmas lights better)

:)

One more: "Now see, this'd be the perfect
time for a swear-word."

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Friday, April 15, 2005 12:50 PM

KAYLEE4SIMON

what about a swan quote

Keep shiny!

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Friday, April 15, 2005 1:37 PM

ASTRAGYNIA

Or how 'bout:

"...six Gurstler's crammed right
under every cooling drive so that
you strain your primary artery
function and end up having to
recycle secondary exhaust through
a bypass system just so's you
don't end up pumping it into the
main atmo feed and asphyxiating
your crew. What < genius > thought
up that lame design? Now that's
"junk."

(from Bushwacked)

j/k, of course... unless it were in very small print...

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Friday, April 15, 2005 2:22 PM

NYWOE

My favorites from your list:

Oh, it's sweet. Poor little thing never even saw the light of day, now it's in show business!

Yes, sir, Captain Tightpants.

Well, I'm Kaylee. This is Serenity, and she's the smoothest ride from here to
Boros for anyone who can pay. (I would add "You can? Pay? Or whatever the rest of this line is.)

You ever sail in a Firefly?

Know how. Machines just got workings, and they talk to me.

Here's some more good ones:

Oh well let's see... We killed Simon and River, stole a bunch of medicine, and the Cap'n and Zoe are springin' the others got snatched by the Feds.

Wash, tell me I'm pretty.

The whole point of swearing is that it ain't appropriate!

That's my good girl.

Can't wait to see the finished shirt!

I have heard of a place where humans do battle in a ring of Jell-O.
--Teal'c

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Friday, April 15, 2005 3:22 PM

TADPOLE37

How bout this one:

Kaylee: So when we made love last night...

"Ha ha ha. Mine is an evil laugh." -- Wash

"For evil to triumph, good men must do nothing." -- some important british guy

"Thank God for Tango Romeo Echo's." -- me

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Friday, April 15, 2005 7:06 PM

THATWEIRDGIRL

I've always been partial to:

Thank you, that was quite restorative.

I use it all the time.

www.thatweirdgirl.com
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Can we not revel in our cyber-love?

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Friday, April 15, 2005 8:38 PM

SOUPCATCHER

I've always liked the first part of the exchange:

Kaylee: "You're gonna come with us."
Book: "Excuse me?"
Kaylee: "You like ships. Don't seem to be looking at the destinations. What you care about is ships and mine is the nicest."

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Next up: Early "Nutcrusher" Jubal and the Firebuggers

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Friday, April 15, 2005 11:55 PM

STILLSHINY

Quote:
Originally posted by Astragynia:
Or how 'bout:

"...six Gurstler's crammed right
under every cooling drive so that
you strain your primary artery
function and end up having to
recycle secondary exhaust through
a bypass system just so's you
don't end up pumping it into the
main atmo feed and asphyxiating
your crew. What < genius > thought
up that lame design? Now that's
"junk."

(from Bushwacked)

j/k, of course... unless it were in very small print...

Some great suggestions from everybody. This one from bushwacked is long, but it would be great! Hey, I love a challenge.

Check out my shop! Firefly & LOST products.
http://www.zazzle.com/contributors/products/gallery/browse_results.asp
?cid=238187680745956238

"Two roads diverged in a wood, and I took the road less traveled by and they CANCELLED MY FRIKKIN' SHOW. I totally shoulda took the road that had all those people on it. Damn." --Joss

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Saturday, April 16, 2005 6:47 AM

CYBERSNARK

Quote:
Originally posted by Stillshiny:
Figures. First time on a Core and what do I get to do? Look through trash. Couldn't he send me shopping at the
Triplex, or Oooh!
Synchronizers!

Suggested retyping:

Figures. First time on a Core world and what do I get to do? Look through trash. Couldn't he send me shopping at the Triplex, or --Ooh! Synchronizers!

See, you need an em-dash (--) to get the "interrupting myself" feel of it.

Quote:
Originally posted by AURaptor:
Have good sex!

Yeah, but that one's only really funny if it has the full line:

Bye! Have good sex!

It's the "bye" that sells it as a "have a nice day" equivalent.

Yeah, I've been doing a might too much proofreading.

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We applied the cortical electrodes but were unable to get a neural reaction from either patient.

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Saturday, April 16, 2005 11:47 AM

ASTRAGYNIA

Quote:
Originally posted by Stillshiny:
Quote:
Originally posted by Astragynia:
Or how 'bout:

"...six Gurstler's crammed right
under every cooling drive so that
you strain your primary artery
function and end up having to
recycle secondary exhaust through
a bypass system just so's you
don't end up pumping it into the
main atmo feed and asphyxiating
your crew. What < genius > thought
up that lame design? Now that's
"junk."

(from Bushwacked)

j/k, of course... unless it were in very small print...

Some great suggestions from everybody. This one from bushwacked is long, but it would be great! Hey, I love a challenge.

I think the "genius" part may mean its it Chinese (I got it from an online episode transcript) - and some Chinese characters in the middle of the quote would make it even better, of course.

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Saturday, April 16, 2005 11:53 AM

STILLSHINY

Sounds good. Workin on it as we speak.

Check out my shop! Firefly & LOST products.
http://www.zazzle.com/contributors/products/gallery/browse_results.asp
?cid=238187680745956238

"Two roads diverged in a wood, and I took the road less traveled by and they CANCELLED MY FRIKKIN' SHOW. I totally shoulda took the road that had all those people on it. Damn." --Joss

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Saturday, April 16, 2005 12:07 PM

AURAPTOR

America loves a winner!

Quote:
Yeah, but that one's only really funny if it has the full line:

Bye! Have good sex!

It's the "bye" that sells it as a "have a nice day" equivalent.

Yeah, I've been doing a might too much proofreading.
proofreading.

Naw, you proofread the exact right amount. Can't leave out the Bye!. Good call.

" They don't like it when you shoot at 'em. I worked that out myself. "

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Saturday, April 16, 2005 5:44 PM

RAT

Getting a bunch of Kaylee quotes together should be Easy as lyin'!

-Ratboy

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Saturday, April 16, 2005 7:27 PM

MANWITHPEZ

Important people don't do field work.

What about the..."It was your makeout session" quote...I love that one!

Kaylee: "What's so damn important about being proper? It don't mean nothing out here in the black."
Simon: "It means more out here. It's all I have..."

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Sunday, April 17, 2005 3:22 AM

LITTLEKAYLEE

aww man...how can you not love Kaylee!

omj those are all great ones!!!!

I also love...
Simon: Can you move your feet? Kaylee. Stay with me. Can you move your feet?
Kaylee: Are you asking me to dance...?

Kaylee: You are a nice man, Captain. You always looking after us. You just gotta have faith in people.

Mal: You tell me right now, little Kaylee, you really think you can do this?
Kaylee: Sure. Yeah. I think so. 'Sides, if I mess up, not like you'll be able to yell at me.

Kaylee: Hey, sweetie. Don't feel bad. He makes everybody cry. He's like a monster.

Now, this would be the perfect time for a swear word.

Kaylee: Hey, Captain. Captain!
Simon: Hey...Mal, uh, Mal... No, nuh-nuh-nothing happened. No, there was, uh, there was some drinking, but, uh, we, no we certainly didn't. No, I would never ! Not with Kaylee...
Kaylee: What do you mean, Not with me?

Inara: So, do aliens live among us?
Kaylee: One of 'em's a doctor.

Look, they got boy whores! Isn't that thoughtful? Wonder if they service girlfolk at all.

I'm hearing a lot of talk there genius!

only a few one liners....but still good ones!

*aka Scooby_Gal from Browncoats*

"Yes sir..Captain Tightpants"

"Well my sisters a ship. we had a complicated childhood."

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Sunday, April 17, 2005 4:22 AM

NYWOE

Oh wow, those are great, I forgot about those! Straight from the mechanic's mouth herself. And a lot of those dialogue bits actually can work as one-liners:

Are you asking me to dance...?

Don't feel bad. He makes everybody cry. He's like a monster.

What do you mean, Not with me?

Too bad the boy-whores one isn't family friendly. It's a funny line. :)

I have heard of a place where humans do battle in a ring of Jell-O.
--Teal'c

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Sunday, April 17, 2005 5:20 AM

SHINYMOM

You've got a great shirt in the works. I'll be watching for it.

How about "Not...to be negative, but don't the hospital need that medicine?"

Look at the pretties!

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Sunday, April 17, 2005 6:06 PM

REAVERINA1985RIVIERA

Quote:
Originally posted by Stillshiny:
I've got the following quotes I'm thinking of using.

Oh, look at the pretties!

You MUST make that one. But only on T-shirts for women.

Quote:
Up until the punching, it was a real nice party.

That is definetly a shirt for men with a black eye. I'd wear it.

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The real-life box droppin', man-ape gone wrong thing, now without the pesky falling boxes

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Sunday, April 17, 2005 6:25 PM

STILLSHINY

The shirt is complete. I went ahead & tried to post apic in the blue sun room. Hey let me know what ya'll think.

Oh yeah, the link for the shirt is

http://www.zazzle.com/products/product/product.asp?caching=on&product%
5Fid=235705359825066583&index=3

Check out my shop! Firefly & LOST products.
http://www.zazzle.com/contributors/products/gallery/browse_results.asp
?cid=238187680745956238

"Two roads diverged in a wood, and I took the road less traveled by and they CANCELLED MY FRIKKIN' SHOW. I totally shoulda took the road that had all those people on it. Damn." --Joss

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Sunday, April 17, 2005 8:19 PM

NYWOE

Shiny!

I have heard of a place where humans do battle in a ring of Jell-O.
--Teal'c

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Sunday, April 17, 2005 10:39 PM

LITTLEKAYLEE

oooo very shiny!

Kaylee rocks!

*aka Scooby_Gal from Browncoats*

"Yes sir..Captain Tightpants"

"Well my sisters a ship. we had a complicated childhood."

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Monday, April 18, 2005 12:20 PM

STILLSHINY

OK so I set out on a quest. I want to send Jewel one of these shirts, if she wants one. To have a picture of Jewel wearing one of my creations would be (oh my freaking wow)So I know she posted here once before, or at least her mom did. Does anyone have any contact info for her???? Please, oh please. Yes, I'm begging.

Check out my shop! Firefly & LOST products.
http://www.zazzle.com/contributors/products/gallery/browse_results.asp
?cid=238187680745956238

"Two roads diverged in a wood, and I took the road less traveled by and they CANCELLED MY FRIKKIN' SHOW. I totally shoulda took the road that had all those people on it. Damn." --Joss

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Monday, April 18, 2005 12:40 PM

STILLSHINY

I just sent her an e-mail through her website. We'll see what happens.

Check out my shop! Firefly & LOST products.
http://www.zazzle.com/contributors/products/gallery/browse_results.asp
?cid=238187680745956238

"Two roads diverged in a wood, and I took the road less traveled by and they CANCELLED MY FRIKKIN' SHOW. I totally shoulda took the road that had all those people on it. Damn." --Joss

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Monday, April 18, 2005 10:01 PM

PSYCHICRIVER

Ok, I'm either really stupid or really confused, or tickin the box marked 'all of the above',

Can we buy these great makings?

If so, how?

PsychicRiver

"Two by two, hands of blue."

"We can take care of each other. I'll knit!"

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Tuesday, April 19, 2005 1:38 AM

STILLSHINY

http://www.zazzle.com/products/product/product.asp?caching=on&product%
5Fid=235705359825066583&index=3

Just click on the provided link. That will take you to my shop. Then use the options on the right side of the screen to choose the style of shirt you want. As with any other online store you will need to create a username & password for yourself. But it's really quite simple as that. Thanks for asking. Glad you like the shirt.

Check out my shop! Firefly & LOST products.
http://www.zazzle.com/contributors/products/gallery/browse_results.asp
?cid=238187680745956238

"Two roads diverged in a wood, and I took the road less traveled by and they CANCELLED MY FRIKKIN' SHOW. I totally shoulda took the road that had all those people on it. Damn." --Joss

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