CAPTION TIGHTPANTS #27! *not a spoiler but... by TenthCrewMember

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CAPTION TIGHTPANTS #27! *not a spoiler but...

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UPDATED: Monday, May 30, 2005 12:06
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Sunday, May 22, 2005 8:44 AM

Could you please just make it stranger? Stranger. Odder. Could be weirder. More bizarre. How about uncanny?

...I am using an image from the trailer, so if you are totally sheltering yourself from all things Serenity (WTF? *g*) don't read this week!

Sorry to all for the delay, but alot has happened the last week or so. However, I am not here to dwell on the bad, I am here to have fun! So without any more jabber jabber jabber, here is the week 26 winner!

Woo! CosmicFugitive notches another victory! And a tough week it was for entries! Way to go! Let's see if you can top this weeks entries!

Jayne: Gorram FOX execs followed us!
Mal: That settles it then, we WILL end them... *BLAM!*

Also, as a side note, I have received no response from LostInTheBlack, so I redrew the prize winner and it is TheGreyJedi! So congratulations to you! Email me at tenthcrewmember@gmail.com and I'll tell you how to claim your prize!

Now on with the game!

Cilantro!
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Sunday, May 22, 2005 9:05 AM

ZOL

Quote:
Originally posted by TenthCrewMember:
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Mal - "See, now, this is why I have Zoe in the back"
Jayne - "Yea, but I want to see Zoe in a dress out front"

Darin (Zol.)

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Sunday, May 22, 2005 9:23 AM

STARPILOTGRAINGER

From the Dashboard: "Sunshine, Lolly pops and rainbows everything..."
Mal: Gorramit Zoe, that is not appropriate shoot-out music. Change the station!
Zoe: On it, sir!

Star Pilot Grainger
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Sunday, May 22, 2005 10:04 AM

RELFEXIVE

Quote:
Originally posted by TenthCrewMember:

Jayne: Gorram it! No one never told me FOX huntin' was illegal here! How was I to know?
Mal: Not your fault, Jayne, seein' it's legal everywhere else in the 'verse! Now shut up and shoot!

OR

Voiceover: Roll up, roll up! Shoot the Feds, win a prize! Everyone a winner! Cuddly dino for the best score!

"My God - you're like a trained ape. Without the training."

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Sunday, May 22, 2005 10:19 AM

MUTT999

Jayne: "Faster Zoe, the milk's gettin' warm!"

"That's the buffet table....."

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Sunday, May 22, 2005 10:38 AM

CUNNINGORANGETOQUE

JAYNE:"So, i hold the gun like this?"

MAL:"ONE HAND GORRAMMIT!!ONE HAND!!"

OR

MAL/JAYNE(singing):"Got an AK-47 well you know it makes me feel alright, got an uzi by my pillow helps me sleep a little better at night; There's no feeling any greater than to, shoot first and ask questions later now im, trigger happy, trigger happy every day......"

OR

MAL/JAYNE/ZOE/RIVER:"AHHHH!!!GEORGE LUCAS!!!!"

OR

MAL:"Now jayne,targets while moving are simple, just try aiming for that tree right over...there."

*jayne shoots, hit a guy 50 yards with a bent scope*

MAL:"Nice shot, but seeing as YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO HIT THE TREE, THAT WAS HORRIBLE!!!"

OR

MAL:"Alright Jayne, that green man in the distance is taunting us and jumping around....get him"

*BANG*

Krevlorneswath of the Deathwok Clan(os):"NOooo!!!NUMPHAR!!!!"

OR

MAL:"Okay, set your gun to stun..."

JAYNE:"Uh,Mal? Mine's stuck on twirl..."

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Sunday, May 22, 2005 10:46 AM

CYBERSNARK

A Justice League Unlimited reference:

RIVER: Train.
ZOE: I know.
*beat*
RIVER: TRAIN!
ZOE: I KNOW!

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We applied the cortical electrodes but were unable to get a neural reaction from either patient.

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Sunday, May 22, 2005 10:59 AM

MUTT999

Mal: " Maybe not a good idea to start singing Hero of Canton in the middle of a Jedi movie!"

Jayne: "Dammit Mal, I was so bored!"

"That's the buffet table....."

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Sunday, May 22, 2005 12:41 PM

RAT

Jayne: Look! He's right on top of us! I wonder if he's using the same wind we are using?

http://www.wavsite.com/sounds/35311/pbride23.wav

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Sunday, May 22, 2005 12:43 PM

GUNRUNNER

*BAM* *BAM* *BAM*
Mal: Where the hell are we!
*BAM* *BAM*
Zoe: I think were in Los Angeles sir!
Jayne: Los Angeles, we’re humped!

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Sunday, May 22, 2005 12:57 PM

DRAGONWINE

Jayne: Uh, Mal?
Mal: Yes Jayne?
Jayne: What are we shootin' at?
Mal: Shootin'? Who's shootin'? I'm just pointing dramatically at the on-ramp Zoe just missed.

It's a nothing part til you don't got one, then you have to go to ebay.....aaaaagh!

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Sunday, May 22, 2005 1:36 PM

MANWITHPEZ

Important people don't do field work.

Quote:

Mal: They just keep comin'!!! Drive faster Zoe!!!

Jayne: I've hit six of em already, and they ain't stoppin'!...What are we gonna do Mal?!?

Mal: (Yelling out behind mule): WE DON'T WANT ANY GORRAM GIRLSCOUT COOKIES!!!

OR:

Zoe: If you two don't sit down and stop shooting out the back, I'm gonna turn this mule around and go back!

Jayne: Awww, Zoe!

Mal: We're sorry.

OR:

Mal: Did you see that? That Reaver's pointing a tablesaw at us! How stupid can you...Oh CRAP!!!

OR:

Joss immediately regretted filming on location in Detroit.

OR:

Mal: I wonder what that is comin' up behind us?

(Group ducks after blade is fired at them)

River: Reavers!!!

Jayne: YA THINK! (To Mal) She's psychic, you say? What mighty magic!

OR:

Mal: Take the one on the right, Jayne!

Jayne: You're comin' in good and loud, Cap...

Mal: I'm standin' right...Oh SHUT UP AND SHOOT!!!

More to follow!

Kaylee: "What's so damn important about being proper? It don't mean nothing out here in the black."
Simon: "It means more out here. It's all I have..."

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Sunday, May 22, 2005 2:01 PM

SERENITYSGIRL

Jayne: What did he look like again?

Mal: He goes by the name of Caleb he dresses like a priest and he also looks like me.

Jayne: That explains why those slayers were after you while we were docked on Persephane.

Mal: *exactly* he aint going to get away with either.

See's Caleb in the distance.

Mal: RUN YOU RUTTIN LOSER!!!!

Serenity's Girl
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Sunday, May 22, 2005 10:08 PM

MANTICHORUS

MAL: "Don't fire 'til you see the whites of their eyes!"

JAYNE (squinting): "I can see the reds, but not the whites..."

MAL: "Close enough. FIRE!"

Select to view spoiler:

Wash:"This is going to get pretty interesting."
Mal:"Define 'interesting'."
Wash:"'Oh God, oh God, we're all gonna die.'"

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Sunday, May 22, 2005 11:20 PM

KMS

Quote:

Jayne: Rutting rush hour.
Mal: Okay, Zoe! Change lanes NOW!

OR

Jayne (muttering): Gorram woman drivers.
Mal (in falsetto, imitating Zoe): Shoot him, Sir. He cut me off!
Zoe: Don’t make me hurt you, Sir.

OR

Boy (OS): I want my two dollars!
Mal: Gorram paperboy.

OR

Jayne: Shoot low, Mal. He’s gaining on us!
Mal: Next time we should just ASK Simon if we can borrow his roadster.

OR

Zoe: Take out that kid, Sir. We’re bound to win the race.
Jayne: Who would give their kid a stupid name like Anakin anyway.
River: Jayne is a girl’s name.
Jayne: Don’t start!

OR

Sticker on the back: My other vehicle is a FIREFLY.

KMS!
‘We’re not obsessed, we’re focused.’ –Gizzie

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Monday, May 23, 2005 1:18 AM

MANWITHPEZ

Important people don't do field work.

Quote:

Mal: Zoe...You've gotta give me an Ivan.

Zoe: You do know that this is just a mule, sir?

OR:

Jayne: Who's that fightin' with Simon back there?

Mal: Looks like your buddy, Stitch Hessian.

River: This is something Simon has to do on his own.

Simon: NO IT'S NOT!!!

Mal: Oh!

OR:

Jayne: Mal, I know we only paid 2 ruttin' bucks for the drive-in, but, it still burns my eyes! Can we take out the projection booth?

Mal: YES! What was it called again, "Revenge of the Sith"? What the hell's a Sith? No wonder the Earth didn't make it! Open FIRE!!!

OR:

Another remake of Assault on Precinct 13 500 years in the future proves to be less suspenseful than its predecessors.

OR:

Adam: Is that Alan over there?

Nathan: Looks like it. Hey! Where's his pants?

Adam: I ain't waitin' to find out. Good thing Joss gave us these tranq guns!

OR:

Jayne: You know, it really is my will they should worry about thwartin'.

Mal: That was months ago, and the situation don't really apply here, do it?

OR:

Mal: Is that...Holy crap, is that Two-Fry?

Jayne: Nice hat!

OR:

Jayne: I don't think we have enough ammo to get them all!

Mal: Gorram past Caption Tightpants!

OR:

As the soldiers got older, they found that reenacting the Battle of Serenity Valley was harder, so a vehicle was used to simulate troop movements.

I'm tapped for now....More to follow!

Kaylee: "What's so damn important about being proper? It don't mean nothing out here in the black."
Simon: "It means more out here. It's all I have..."

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Monday, May 23, 2005 2:39 AM

WILDHEAVENFARM

The LA commute gets tougher every day.

Mary
Always a beast, never a burden.

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Monday, May 23, 2005 2:56 AM

ZOOT

Ah! Princess Bride cross-over - GENIUS!!!!

Grr! Damn you Double Post!!
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Okay, I'm lost, I'm angry, and I'm
armed.

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Monday, May 23, 2005 2:57 AM

ZOOT

RAT: "Jayne: Look! He's right on top of us! I wonder if he's using the same wind we are using?"

Ah! Princess Bride cross-over - GENIUS!!!!

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Okay, I'm lost, I'm angry, and I'm
armed.

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Monday, May 23, 2005 4:33 AM

TENTHCREWMEMBER

Could you please just make it stranger? Stranger. Odder. Could be weirder. More bizarre. How about uncanny?

Quote:

Mal & Jayne: Must...go...faster!
T-rex (OS): Rowwwr!

OR

River: Let's go again!
Zoe (deadpan): Sure, honey, as soon we survive this ride.

OR

Mal: Well, you were right, Zoe. *blam* Comin' here was a bad idea. *blam blam*
Zoe: Thanks for sayin' so, Sir.
River(singing): It's a small world after all...
Jayne: I got the mouse *BLAMMO*...rutting Disneyverse...

OR

Mal (pointing with gun): Hey, isn't that Jubal Early over there?
Jayne (squints to look): Who?

OR

RADIO: All units be on the lookout for a brown vehicle carrying 4 fugitives...1 male and 3 female...
Jayne: JAYNE IS NOT A RUTTING GIRL'S NAME!

OR

Mal: Look! That there is a Rocky Mountain Black Bear. A rare and endangered species...IT'S COMIN' RIGHT FOR US! *BLAM BLAM BLAM*
Jayne: Huh?

OR

Mal: Jayne *blam* the next time *blam* you are hailed *blam* as a hero *blam blam* please don't steal *blam* the rutting head *blam blam* off your own statue.
Jayne: Hey, they got my $60000, it's bought and paid for, it ain't like--
Mal: Bi zuie and shoot gorram it!

Cilantro!
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Monday, May 23, 2005 5:40 AM

EST120

Quote:
Originally posted by TenthCrewMember:

Mal: Okay, ready? Zoe, pull!

or

Mal: I told you the carnival would be fun. I'm gonna win me one of those stuffed reaver dolls.

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Monday, May 23, 2005 7:32 PM

KMS

Quote:
Originally posted by TenthCrewMember:

Mal: Nishka, I got a bullet with your name on it!
BLAM!
Mal: Damn! That wasn’t it!
BLAM!
Mal: Crap!
BLAM!
Mal: Gorramit!
BLAM!
BLAM!
BLAM!
BLAM!

Or

Dragging a Reaver behind their craft, Mal and Jayne participate in the first Interplanetary Alliance Olympic Skeet-shoot/Land-skiing Event.

Or

Turns out even getting a spot at the drive-in for ‘Serenity’ takes a certain ruthlessness.

KMS!
‘We’re not obsessed, we’re focused.’ –Gizzie

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Monday, May 23, 2005 8:10 PM

WHITEFALL

Mal: Ok Jayne you point the gun....
Jayne: Like this?
Mal: Not with two hands!
Jayne: Uhh... let's skip ahead, what's next?
Mal: Well in order to strike fear to the hearts of your (looks at jayne)..... BWAA!!!!
Jayne: Ok, so... "Order to strike fear to the hearts of your bwaa..." Got it! Pretty cunning, dont you think?

"Some people juggle geese!" -Ancient Chinese proverb.

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Tuesday, May 24, 2005 1:39 AM

KAYLEE4SIMON

Zoe: Next time we don't forget the towel!

Keep shiny!

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Tuesday, May 24, 2005 2:36 AM

RELFEXIVE

Quote:
Originally posted by TenthCrewMember:

Mal: Keep firing, Jayne, we'll go faster that way!

"My God - you're like a trained ape. Without the training."

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Tuesday, May 24, 2005 3:42 AM

BARNEYT

Mal: See how relaxed I am? That's because I only use one hand on the gun, which means I can hang on to the mule with the other.
Jayne: One hand on the gun... one hand on the mule... right...

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Tuesday, May 24, 2005 7:20 AM

RYCE

Mal: Punch it Zoe! We've got front row tickets to Spamalot! And now for something completely different... *blam* How were we to know geese were sacred in that town? *blam blam*

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Tuesday, May 24, 2005 8:37 AM

THEGREYJEDI

Bwahaha! The day is mine!

Quote:
Originally posted by TenthCrewMember:

Jayne: I got him!
Mal: Great kid, don't get cocky!

Jayne: *shoots grappling hook and attaches it to an AT-AT leg.*
Mal: Good shot, Jensen!

That's it for now. More Star Wars crossovers later.

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Tuesday, May 24, 2005 7:45 PM

CHOLLETT

Mal: "Keep shooting, Jayne! We've almost made it to summer!"
Jayne: "GORRAM YEAR-END PROJECTS!!!!!!!"

heh. dealing with a bit of a stressful period of school. I'll try to think of another one.

Mal: "Umm....Jayne? Are you SURE the reavers followed us?"
Jayne: "Yeah, i'm sure! Just over there...behind those clouds that look like geese being juggled....
Jayne (thinking): "i hope he doesn't turn around before he finds out we're having a surprise party. Can't wait to get him drunk and leave him in the desert with no clothes! Heheheh."

That last bit can be optional.

"When your miracle gets here, you just pound this button once." -Alan Tudyk, in a message to Joss with the packaged button, about the Firefly movie

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Tuesday, May 24, 2005 7:45 PM

CHOLLETT

Mal: "Keep shooting, Jayne! We've almost made it to summer!"
Jayne: "GORRAM YEAR-END PROJECTS!!!!!!!"

heh. dealing with a bit of a stressful period of school. I'll try to think of another one.

Mal: "Umm....Jayne? Are you SURE the reavers followed us?"
Jayne: "Yeah, i'm sure! Just over there...behind those clouds that look like geese being juggled....
Jayne (thinking): "i hope he doesn't turn around before he finds out we're having a surprise party. Can't wait to get him drunk and leave him in the desert with no clothes! Heheheh."

That last bit can be optional.

AHHHHHH!!!!!!!! GORRAM DOUBLE POST!

"When your miracle gets here, you just pound this button once." -Alan Tudyk, in a message to Joss with the packaged button, about the Firefly movie

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Tuesday, May 24, 2005 8:17 PM

KMS

Quote:
Originally posted by TenthCrewMember:

BLAM!
Jayne: I told ya all, we’s done signing autographs for today.
BLAM!
River: Fans with armor!
BLAM!
Zoe: This fandom does seem a might bullet resistant, Sir.
BLAM!
Mal: Thanks for mentioning it, Zoe. Kind of worked that out for my own self.
Mal (mutting to himself): That’s it. No more conventions.
BLAM!

KMS!
‘We’re not obsessed, we’re focused.’ –Gizzie

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Wednesday, May 25, 2005 5:37 AM

RYCE

Jayne: See Mal? THIS is why you don't hit a man with a closed fist, no matter how hi-larious it may be!

OR

River: *singing to herself* Row row row your boat...
Zoe: River, honey, that's not exactly appropriate chase music
River: *singing* The wheels on the bus go round and round...
Zoe: *sigh* Better

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Wednesday, May 25, 2005 1:03 PM

DARKJESTER

Mal: Jayne, is there a reason you have to use two hands on your gun?

Jayne: Genetics!

Tango & Cash crossover, sorta.....

MAL "You only gotta scare him."
JAYNE "Pain is scary..."

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Wednesday, May 25, 2005 2:07 PM

VETERAN

Don't squat with your spurs on.

Quote:
Originally posted by manwithpez:
Quote:

Mal: They just keep comin'!!! Drive faster Zoe!!!

Jayne: I've hit six of em already, and they ain't stoppin'!...What are we gonna do Mal?!?

Mal: (Yelling out behind mule): WE DON'T WANT ANY GORRAM GIRLSCOUT COOKIES!!!

He, he, he.

Jayne: "You sure this is supposed to happen."
Mal: "Yep, it's all going according to plan. 'cept one thing, I forgot my cotton gown."
Zoe: "Cap'n we gotta talk about your 'plans'."

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Wednesday, May 25, 2005 7:15 PM

ASTRAGYNIA

Quote:

Bang. Bang. (Jayne misses).
Jayne: Gorramit, Mal, how come we don't have any sunglasses in the future?

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Wednesday, May 25, 2005 7:27 PM

KMS

Quote:

Mal: Back off! We saw this parking stall first!
Zoe: Sir, it’s handicap. We’ll get a fine.
****Jayne turns the gun on Mal and shoots him in the leg****
Mal: Oww! What the hell are you doing?!?!?
Jayne: Now we’re legal!

KMS!
‘We’re not obsessed, we’re focused.’ –Gizzie

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Wednesday, May 25, 2005 8:19 PM

REAVERINA1985RIVIERA

Quote:
Originally posted by TenthCrewMember:

Zoe: Sir? We're going 215 miles an hour and that antique Riviera is STILL tailgatin' us.

Mal: How does something that old go that fast?

Jayne: According to this sensor doohikey I'm holdin', he's operating without core containment, and no muffler.

Mal: Maybe if I point my gun at him, he'll back off, that seems to work most of the time.

Zoe: What's he shouting? I can't hear him, that exhaust is too loud.

Riviera Driver (faint): I just want an autograph, and maybe Kaylee's phone number?!!

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The real-life box droppin', man-ape gone wrong thing, now without the pesky falling boxes

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Wednesday, May 25, 2005 8:20 PM

CHOLLETT

Jayne: "Those F*X execs are discussing Fastlane 2? NOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Those (insert chinese expletive here)"
Mal: "Just keep shooting, Jayne! There's definitely a problem here, because we've still got ammo left!"

"When your miracle gets here, you just pound this button once." -Alan Tudyk, in a message to Joss with the packaged button, about the Firefly movie

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Wednesday, May 25, 2005 8:35 PM

REAVERINA1985RIVIERA

Quote:
Originally posted by TenthCrewMember:

Jayne: Who's the gorram idjit that thought racing for pink slips was a good idea?

Zoe: That would be you.

Jayne: Whatever. Just hit the nitrous, Wash's gaining on us.

Mal: What the hell did Kaylee do to that ruttin' mule's carborator?

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The real-life box droppin', man-ape gone wrong thing, now without the pesky falling boxes

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Wednesday, May 25, 2005 11:51 PM

KMS

Quote:

Mal: Damn it, Zoe! Why ain’t you leaving him in the dust
River: He’s right on our tail!
Jayne: That’s a real hot rod Lincoln.
Lincoln Driver (passing them): Hey, how do you get this thing out of second gear?
Mal (disgusted): Shoot him, Jayne!

KMS!
‘We’re not obsessed, we’re focused.’ –Gizzie

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Thursday, May 26, 2005 9:52 AM

CUNNINGORANGETOQUE

Zoe found it very tempting to just let River press the back-seat eject button to re-inact Caption Tightpants #16. Fortunately her common sense kicked in, and she stopped the button-pressing little girl (much to River's dismay).

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Friday, May 27, 2005 4:31 AM

CALAMITYJAYNE

Quote:

Jayne: Gorram crazy frog! 'bout time someone took a stand.

River: I like it!

Mal: What the hell did they do to her!

Or

Mal: We don't want no tea.

Badger (OS): How about a sandwich, it's only small you won't even feel it goin' down you won't even know you're eatin' it.

Jayne: What's the point of that then?

Or

Jayne: For the last gorram time Mal, I don't care how many movies you've seen if I fired this gun one-handed the kickback would break my wrist!

Okay, so this was a first attempt, I hope they were funny to someone other than me.

Welcome to the physics disco.

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Friday, May 27, 2005 4:42 AM

MANTICHORUS

Quote:
Originally posted by CalamityJayne:
Quote:

Jayne: Gorram crazy frog! 'bout time someone took a stand.

River: I like it!

Mal: What the hell did they do to her!

Welcome to the physics disco.

CalamityJayne, this is the perfect remedy to a exam that lasted nearly 4 hours! Thanks!

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ZOE: "Sir, I think you have a problem with your brain being missing."
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VINCENT: "I don't care what you are doing, so much as the idiotic way that you are doing it."

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Friday, May 27, 2005 4:40 PM

MDNIGHTRADIO7L

And now a little Deadwood crossover for y'all:

Mal (to the off-screen Ranse Burgess): Get down off your horse or face the consequences!

*BANG!*

Mal: Was that you or me, Montana?
Jayne: My money'd be on you.

“I loath bus stations. Terrible places. Full of lost luggage and lost souls.”

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Friday, May 27, 2005 5:08 PM

STARPILOTGRAINGER

Mal: Hey, Jayne, I thought you were bringing Vera on this one.
Jayne: I don't want to talk about it.
Mal: What? Why not?
Zoe: He jammed her, sir.
Jayne: Shut it, Zoe! Toldja that in confidence. It's never happened before. I was excited, is all. Sally here's not as pretty, but she'll get the job done.
Mal: Something about this conversation is downright unsettling.

Star Pilot Grainger
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Friday, May 27, 2005 8:49 PM

TENTHCREWMEMBER

Could you please just make it stranger? Stranger. Odder. Could be weirder. More bizarre. How about uncanny?

Jayne: Allright, you take the 10000 on the left, I'll get the 10000 on the right.
Zoe: We won't last 10 minutes!
Jayne: Well, let's make 'em memorable then.
River: Well, I don't know about you, but I want to kill the Dragon.
Mal: Huh? What dragon? Let's just do the job and get paid. (mumbles) last time we take a job exteriminating terrifying space monkeys... *BLAM!*

(my apologies to team Angel/Joss for butchering that scene!)

Cilantro!
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Saturday, May 28, 2005 11:03 AM

REAVERINA1985RIVIERA

Quote:
Originally posted by TenthCrewMember:

Mal: Gorram it Jayne, next time you feel like dropping a metal box containing $60,000 on a impoverished town, MAKE SURE THERE IS NO-ONE BELOW YOU THAT IT COULD LAND ON!

Jayne: Jeez. You'd think they'd be happy with that guy dead, more money for everyone else.

(edit) fixed the gorram text commands
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The real-life box droppin', man-ape gone wrong thing, now without the pesky falling boxes

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Saturday, May 28, 2005 2:42 PM

RYCE

Mal: It never goes smooth. How come it never goes smooth?

OR

Mal: Guess they didn't want to meet the real me after all.

OR

Mal: Who would've thought they ALL would have turned out to be ex's of Yosafbrig? *blam*

*edited to include the last two

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Saturday, May 28, 2005 6:06 PM

PUMAMANREDUX

[cues up Miami Vice sorta music]

Voice Over: "Thrill to the new Fox Series Persephone Vice"

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Saturday, May 28, 2005 6:15 PM

PUMAMANREDUX

Quote:
Originally posted by ReaverInA1985Riviera:

Riviera Driver (faint): I just want an autograph, and maybe Kaylee's phone number?!!

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The real-life box droppin', man-ape gone wrong thing, now without the pesky falling boxes

Just thought of alternate ending line for that sequence:

Riviera Driver (faint): How do you get this thing outta second gear????

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