Malisms - My Zazzle shop is still intact. so I'm looking for your favorite Malisms by Stillshiny

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Malisms - My Zazzle shop is still intact. so I'm looking for your favorite Malisms

POSTED BY: STILLSHINY
UPDATED: Wednesday, August 10, 2005 12:27
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Tuesday, July 12, 2005 1:44 PM

That's right. I played nice with Zazzle and they seem to have left me alone. So I'm gonna go ahead & make a few more shirts while I still can. So I need input. Remember: For the Fans by a Fan.

Just a few I think of off hand

Done the impossible...

pretty floral bonnet...

my days of taking you seriously...

just a few to get you all thinking

Check out my shop! Firefly & LOST products.
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"Two roads diverged in a wood, and I took the road less traveled by and they CANCELLED MY FRIKKIN' SHOW. I totally shoulda took the road that had all those people on it. Damn." --Joss

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Tuesday, July 12, 2005 2:59 PM

KGAZETTE

Not only my favorite Malism, but my favorite quote from the whole show:

"Were there monkeys? Some terrifying space monkeys maybe got loose?"

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Tuesday, July 12, 2005 3:53 PM

STILLSHINY

Yeah, that's a definite.

Check out my shop! Firefly & LOST products.
http://www.zazzle.com/contributors/products/gallery/browse_results.asp
?cid=238187680745956238

"Two roads diverged in a wood, and I took the road less traveled by and they CANCELLED MY FRIKKIN' SHOW. I totally shoulda took the road that had all those people on it. Damn." --Joss

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Tuesday, July 12, 2005 4:32 PM

STILLSHINY

Started collecting a few more.

We've done the impossible and that makes us mighty.

We are just too pretty for God to let us die. Huh? Look at that chiseled jaw.
Huh? C'mon

["Bizui." -- Shut up.]

If anyone gets nosy, just, you know...
shoot 'em.

ZOE
Shoot 'em?

MAL
Politely.

Everybody's makin' a fuss.

This is not my best day ever.

Well now. That has an effect on the
landscape.

Huh.

Gettin' awful crowded in my sky.

I believe that woman's planning to
shoot me again.

Our luck?
(beat)
You notice anything particular about our
luck these past few days? Any kind of
pattern?
(beat)
You depend on luck, you end up on the
drift -- no fuel, no prospects....
beggin' for Alliance make-work.
And towed out to the scrap belt.
That ain't us. Not ever.

Now I did a job. I got nothing but
trouble since I did it, not to
mention more than a few unkind words
as regard to my character so let me
make this abundantly clear. I do the
job.
He takes the money back.

MAL (cont'd)
And then I get paid

We're still flying.
SIMON
That's not much.

Mal answers, almost to himself:

MAL
It's enough.

We're deep in space, corner of No and
Where.

I'd given some thought to movin' off the edge--
not an ideal location--thinkin' a place in
the middle.

Wash, we've got some local color happening.
Your grand entrance would not go amiss.

I'm thinkin' we'll rise again.

Well, they tell ya, never hit a man with a closed
fist, but it is on occasion hilarious.

Were there monkeys? Some terrifying space monkeys
maybe got loose?

He's not the first psycho to hire us, nor the last.
You think that's a commentary on us?

Come on. We stick to the plan. We get the goods,
we're back on Serenity before the train even reaches
Paradiso, only now we do it under the noses of twenty
trained Alliance Feds. And that makes 'em look all
manner of stupid. Hell, this job I would pull for free.

Check out my shop! Firefly & LOST products.
http://www.zazzle.com/contributors/products/gallery/browse_results.asp
?cid=238187680745956238

"Two roads diverged in a wood, and I took the road less traveled by and they CANCELLED MY FRIKKIN' SHOW. I totally shoulda took the road that had all those people on it. Damn." --Joss

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Wednesday, July 13, 2005 6:36 AM

CYBERSNARK

"SHUTUP!! One of you is gonna fall and die, and I'm not cleanin' it up!"

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We applied the cortical electrodes but were unable to get a neural reaction from either patient.

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Wednesday, July 13, 2005 6:46 AM

PSYCHICRIVER

Oh, StillShiny, I've been looking for you. Got some news you might want to hear.

I wore your Jayneisms t-shirt to London Film & Comic Con, and it was a blast! Browncoats kept stopping me so that they could read the quotes! Quite a few people did actually. Including some guy called "Adam Baldwin"?? And he even proceeded to read out one of them. He said "Pain is scary" and then said that the t-shirt was fantastic. And I told him that a browncoat I met on a forum makes them.

Just thought you might want to know.

PsychicRiver

"Two by two, hands of blue."

"We'll take care of each other. I'll knit!"

Summer Glau to me - "You are so photogenic."

Me -

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Wednesday, July 13, 2005 7:07 AM

STILLSHINY

That is so freaking cool. You have made my day.

Check out my shop! Firefly & LOST products.
http://www.zazzle.com/contributors/products/gallery/browse_results.asp
?cid=238187680745956238

"Two roads diverged in a wood, and I took the road less traveled by and they CANCELLED MY FRIKKIN' SHOW. I totally shoulda took the road that had all those people on it. Damn." --Joss

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Wednesday, July 13, 2005 2:07 PM

STILLSHINY

More Malisms please.

Check out my shop! Firefly & LOST products.
http://www.zazzle.com/contributors/products/gallery/browse_results.asp
?cid=238187680745956238

"Two roads diverged in a wood, and I took the road less traveled by and they CANCELLED MY FRIKKIN' SHOW. I totally shoulda took the road that had all those people on it. Damn." --Joss

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Wednesday, July 13, 2005 3:03 PM

SHINYMOM

Stillshiny,

Glad you're still up and running! I thought the Washisms shirt I bought would be my last Zazzle purchase. I'll be wearing it at Comic-Con.

ShinyMom

"Look at the pretties!"

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Wednesday, July 13, 2005 4:41 PM

ANFA

How 'bout . . .

Mal (to Nandi):

Quote:
Lady, you're my kind of stupid.

Personal fave -

Then, of course, my tag line . . .

" We're just too pretty for God to let us die."

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Wednesday, July 13, 2005 5:01 PM

SHINYMOM

Here are a few more.

And I'm thinkin' you weren't burdened with an overabundance of schooling, so why don't we ignore each other until we go away.

Drunks are so cute.

See, this is just another sign of your tragic space dementia, all paranoid and crotchety. Breaks the heart.

If I'm your mission, Shepherd, better give it up. You're welcome on my boat. God ain't.

We work before we play.

And of course, my occasional signature:

"Chow's in ten...no need to dress."

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Wednesday, July 13, 2005 5:19 PM

WHITEFALL

Just one.

Everybody dies alone.

"Some people juggle geese!" -Ancient Chinese proverb.

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Wednesday, July 13, 2005 6:08 PM

DEDE4WD

How about one of my favorites...
“The next time you decide to stab me in the back, have the guts to do it to my face.”

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Wednesday, July 13, 2005 7:19 PM

WHITEFALL

Nice hat.

"Some people juggle geese!" -Ancient Chinese proverb.

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Wednesday, July 13, 2005 7:27 PM

SOMEDEEPMYSTERY

How's about
...wanna meet the real me now...

Ha HA, first post had to do it been lurking way too long.

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Wednesday, July 13, 2005 8:14 PM

FALLENANGEL

Can't get paid if you're dead.

You know they tell ya never hit a man with a closed fist but it is , on occasion, hilarious.

I know it's a difficult mission, but you and I have to get it on.

Janye your mouth is talking. You might want to see to that.

You know, they say mercy is a mark of a great man. Guess I'm a good man. Well, I'm alright.

Oh, I'm gonna go to the special Hell.

See, morbid and creepifying, I got no problem with. Long as she does it quiet like.

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"A journey of a thousand miles starts with a single step."- Lao Tzu.

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Thursday, July 14, 2005 3:58 AM

CYBERSNARK

Got another one. Though it's not strictly a Mal quote:

"No. This is something the captain has to do himself."
"NO! NO IT ISN'T!!"

-----
We applied the cortical electrodes but were unable to get a neural reaction from either patient.

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Thursday, July 14, 2005 4:02 AM

ZOOT

I think my all time favourites are the simplest ones:

"Everybody's makin' a fuss."

and, best of all,

"Hunh!"

***************************************

Okay, I'm lost, I'm angry, and I'm
armed.

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Thursday, July 14, 2005 4:11 AM

STILLSHINY

Few more I came up with.

Oh, I long for a little dullness. Truth to say, this
whole trip's gettin' to be just a little too interesting

No, I just -- um, I have captainy things to do.

and of course the line about captain dummy talk

Check out my shop! Firefly & LOST products.
http://www.zazzle.com/contributors/products/gallery/browse_results.asp
?cid=238187680745956238

"Two roads diverged in a wood, and I took the road less traveled by and they CANCELLED MY FRIKKIN' SHOW. I totally shoulda took the road that had all those people on it. Damn." --Joss

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Friday, July 22, 2005 11:48 AM

STILLSHINY

Well, the shop is gone. I'm still planning on finishing the Malisms shirt, I'll just have to work it from my private products on my other Zazzle shop which makes Christian T-Shirts. or I could put a link there for FF fans. We'll see. I may have to see what I can do with Cafe press. Oh well just letting ya know.

Check out my shop! Firefly & LOST products.
http://www.zazzle.com/contributors/products/gallery/browse_results.asp
?cid=238187680745956238

"Two roads diverged in a wood, and I took the road less traveled by and they CANCELLED MY FRIKKIN' SHOW. I totally shoulda took the road that had all those people on it. Damn." --Joss

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Friday, July 22, 2005 12:25 PM

CALLMESERENITY

aww..Shiny! I'm sorry they closed your zazzle shop! Let us know where and how we can gain access to your goods!

"Somebody has to do something, and it's just incredibly pathetic that it has to be us." ~Jerry Garcia

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Thursday, July 28, 2005 6:37 AM

SOMEDEEPMYSTERY

Oh no! I totally wanted that Washisims shirt! OT I know but still...
I was looking forward to what would make the mal shirt :(

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Wednesday, August 3, 2005 7:20 PM

STILLSHINY

The Zazzle shop is dead. But thanks to some encouragement & help from TENTHCREWMEMBER I have opened up a shop at Cafe Press. My first product is the Declaration of the Independents Shirt. But next I shall resurrect the -isms series. Starting with Malisms. The goal is to get Malisms done this weekend. Any feedback, I'm all ears.

"We had ties that could not be broken, except by the passing of time. Like a rock. A broken time rock. And you're very special to me, my broken time rock people." - Nathan Fillion

Stillshiny's Shop - I'm thinkin we rose again

http://www.cafepress.com/stillshiny

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Wednesday, August 10, 2005 11:50 AM

STILLSHINY

Man is this guy ever gonna do these shirts he keeps promising?

The answer is..yes. and.....I'm working on it.

Well the Cafepress shop just wasn't giving me what I was looking for, The key with the -isms shirts is the fact that they involve alot of text & need to be readable.

But I have found another shirt design spot online and so far it's been good. So far the only two shirts I have up are Declaration of The Independents and Washisms. But hey check out the shop tell me what ya think.

Another nice plus about this shop is the ability to print on darker colored shirts, now I just need to get better at "vector" graphics.

But have no fear, I am working on Malisms.

"We had ties that could not be broken, except by the passing of time. Like a rock. A broken time rock. And you're very special to me, my broken time rock people." - Nathan Fillion

Stillshiny's Shop - I'm thinkin we rose again

http://www.spreadshirt.com/shop.php?sid=4728

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Wednesday, August 10, 2005 12:27 PM

LUNATIKAT

How 'bout:

"If someone tries to kill you, you just try to kill him right back."

"Yeah, but she's our witch, so cut her down."

"People loved those dolls!"

"Why're we still discussing what's been decided?"

"May have been the losing side. Still not convinced it was the wrong one."

"They don't like it when you shoot at them. I worked that out my ownself."

lunatikat - making hay while the sun goes nova

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