Something fun.....Search for BEST FIREFLY QUOTE! by Dundee

Zoë: We're getting him back.
Jayne: What are we gonna do, clone him?

Adam has perfect delivery doesn’t he? I could watch that clip over and over and over and over and....yeah.

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Monday, April 21, 2003 8:00 PM

JUSTICEMCNASTY

One of my favs:

Mal: Which one you figure tracked us?
Zoe: The Ugly one sir.
Mal: Could you be a little more specific?

Johnny H.-
"How'd you like a bite outta this green apple, America?"

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Tuesday, April 22, 2003 5:44 PM

Mal: "Well, looks like we got here just in the nick of time. What's that make us?"

Zoe: "BIG DAMN HEROES!"

Mal: "Ain't we just?"

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Cap'n, can I have money for a slinky dress?

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Tuesday, April 22, 2003 5:50 PM

SERGEANTX

"We're still flying"

"That's not much"

"It's enough"

SergeantX

"..and here's to all the dreamers, may our open hearts find rest." -- Nanci Griffith

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Tuesday, April 22, 2003 5:50 PM

SERGEANTX

OK, somehow I got three posts out of one, so I'll go ahead and add two more quotes.

how about:

I'll be in my bunk

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Tuesday, April 22, 2003 5:50 PM

SERGEANTX

or:

"Does that seem right to you?"

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Tuesday, April 22, 2003 5:53 PM

NOOCYTE

"If you take sexual advantage of that girl, you're going to burn in the special level of hell...the one reserved for child molesters...and people who talk in the theater."

Near burst my spleen with mirth over that one!

Department of Redundancy Department

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Tuesday, April 22, 2003 5:56 PM

I also love the part later, when they're on the bridge, and Book says something like: "You kissed her? Well, isn't that special?"

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Cap'n, can I have money for a slinky dress?

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Tuesday, April 22, 2003 5:58 PM

KAYLEE: Looks like they've jerry-rigged it with a
pressure catch. It's the only thing that'd
work with all these spare parts. We could
probably bypass that easy, we get to the
DC line.

MAL: You tell me right now, little Kaylee, you
really think you can do this?

KAYLEE: Sure. Yeah. I think so. 'Sides, if I mess up,
not like you'll be able to yell at me.

Quote:
"There's a Martian war machine outside, and it wants to speak to you about the common cold."

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Tuesday, April 22, 2003 5:59 PM

SUCCATASH

Simon and Early's scene: "Are you a lion?" -
"Am I a lion? I might as well be, I have a might roar."

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Tuesday, April 22, 2003 6:20 PM

Yet to be filmed episode-

SIMON: I love you Kaythryn, marry me?
KAYTHRYN: Yes! Oh my God! I thought you'd never ask!

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Tuesday, April 22, 2003 6:30 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by Kaythryn:
Yet to be filmed episode-

SIMON: I love you Kaythryn, marry me?
KAYTHRYN: Yes! Oh my God! I thought you'd never ask!

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It is the mark of an educated mind to be able to entertain a thought without accepting it.
Aristotle

Looks like someone has been helping Succatash with that really good pot. Just kidding Kaythryn.

MAL:I'm not married!
I'm sorry. You-you have very nice qualities, but
I didn't ever marry you.

BOOK:I believe you did. Last night.

MAL:How drunk was I last night?

JAYNE:Well I dunno. I passed out.

Quote:
"The Universe hates me you know. I don't know why; I've never done anything to the Universe to... Well, alright. A few things, but after a while you'd think it would be enough."

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Tuesday, April 22, 2003 6:33 PM

LUPA

Simon, you're marrying Kaythryn? But I thought you loved me! *Bursts into tears*

But as far as actual quotes there are so many good one's, but - MAL: "I'd given some thought to movin' off the edge, not an ideal location. Thinkin' a place in the middle." - is one of my very faves.

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Tuesday, April 22, 2003 6:54 PM

TOLMEK

Wash: "You want a slinky dress? I'll buy you a slinky dress. Cap'n, can I have money for a slinky dress?"
Jayne: "I'll chip in."
Zoe (to Jayne): "I can hurt you."

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Tuesday, April 22, 2003 7:11 PM

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Posted by Lupa:
Simon, you're marrying Kaythryn? But I thought you loved me! *Bursts into tears*

I'm sorry Lupa, but yes, we're engaged. It's going to be a June wedding and you're all invited.

I'm not good at sharing, especially when it comes to men, so we really only have one option for satisfying all of the Simon lusters out there.

Simon Tam MUST BE CLONED!

I'll start a Simon Tam Cloning Company in my garage and sell them on Ebay for 14.95 plus shipping and handling. With an extra two dollars, and a coupon off the box of the last Simon Tam you bought, your new Simon Tam comes complete with his famous red sun glasses from "Serenity". Buy two and you have the option of getting another one free of charge, or a gift certificate for a free Simon Tam to give as a gift to your friends or family. If you buy more than 30 at a time you are responsible for pick up, and the shipping and handling costs are waved.

You’re personal Simon is packaged shirtless, but complete with two full suitcases. In there you will find Core clothes, his famous encyclopedia, and medical equipment that only your clone is licensed to handle. As with any good cloning company, the Simon Tam Cloning Company offers accessories online such as Dr. Tam’s hospital gown, stethoscope, space suit, etc.

www.HotSimonTamClones.Kaythrynsclones.com/accessories

Your Simon Tam has a life long company guarantee, though it may become damaged in extreme circumstances that the company cannot be held responsible for. A list will be included in your owners manual packaged with your Simon Clone. Such problems may include gun shot wounds, beatings, and/or burning at the stake.

Please direct your questions and/or comments to Kaythryn at Abbynormalartist@yahoo.com

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Tuesday, April 22, 2003 7:20 PM

XENARC

Kaythryn wrote: Tuesday, April 22, 2003 19:11
I'll start a Simon Tam Cloning Company

ROTFLMAO!
oh Shiney!
Can we branch out and get me a Mal (or two) too?

XenArc

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Tuesday, April 22, 2003 8:05 PM

XenArc,

Quote:
ROTFLMAO!
oh Shiney!
Can we branch out and get me a Mal (or two) too?

Do you have a garage? Great. I appoint you the owner of the Hot Malcolm Reynolds Clones Company (a branch of the Hot Simon Tam Clones Company).

Anyone interested in running their own company? I'm hiring.

So far I've got ownership positions for five other cloning companies- Book, Zoë, Jayne, River, and Inara Cloning companies. (I'm holding my Wash and Kaylee companies for Sarah, and Hotforkeylee if they are interested.) If there is a demand I might even open up a Badger, Patience, Niska, Saffron, or Blue Hands Cloning Companies, but I think the risk to the clones lives might be too high, considering their “bad guy” status, thus raising my insurance.

I was thinking that on the side of selling these clones, we could rent them out for parties and diner dates. Whoa, starting to feel like a Firefly Clone Pimp. Scratch that, we’ll just sell, the price is reasonable enough.

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It is the mark of an educated mind to be able to entertain a thought without accepting it.
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Tuesday, April 22, 2003 8:16 PM

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Originally posted by Kaythryn:
So far I've got ownership positions for five other cloning companies- Book, Zoë, Jayne, River, and Inara Cloning companies. (I'm holding my Wash and Kaylee companies for Sarah, and Hotforkeylee if they are interested.) -------------------------------------
It is the mark of an educated mind to be able to entertain a thought without accepting it.
Aristotle

I'll have the garage cleaned out by morning. Would it be wrong to use one of the clones to go to work for me?

Oh, and thanks for thinking of me.

Quote:
"At least a dozen ships have reported seeing something rather godlike in the area, and since neither you nor I were there, it must be one of the First Ones."
"You are having delusions of grandeur again."
"Well, if you're gonna have delusions, you may as well go for the really satisfying ones."

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Tuesday, April 22, 2003 8:20 PM

LUPA

Shiny! Put me down for a Simon. Or maybe two.

I'd also be interested in starting up a Jayne-operation in my laundry room (I don't have a garage) but I don't think the boys (the Simons and the Jaynes) would get along. Come to that I don't think the Jaynes would get along with the other Jaynes. Perhaps if the Jaynes were given distemper shots before we equiped them with clone-Veras?

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Wednesday, April 23, 2003 2:43 AM

SARAHETC

The All Time Best Firefly Quote is, and I think this is pretty obvious:

"Curse your sudden but inevitable betrayal!"

As for cloning Wash, I'll do it. But I'm keeping all the clones to make a hot and sexy army to march on fox hq. They can fly, shoot, fix stuff and make wisecracks. Invincible, I tell you!

Sarah

I'm a dying breed who still believes, haunted by American dreams. ---Neko Case

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Wednesday, April 23, 2003 3:21 AM

FREMDFIRMA

Mal's comment to Kaylee about the state of the engine room.

"What happened in there ?... were there monkeys?"

And damned if I can remember the exact phrase, but Book expounding on how "the good book" was vague on the subject of kneecaps was priceless as well.

Oh yes, and most infamous.. "Hair, HAAAIIRR !!" -River.

-Frem

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Wednesday, April 23, 2003 4:11 AM

how bout these 2:

Wash: "Oh my god! We're all doomed! Who's flying this damn thing!?...... Alright that would be me!"

or

Mal: "I'm lost, i'm angry and i'm armed"

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Wednesday, April 23, 2003 4:13 AM

how bout these 2:

Wash: "Oh my god! We're all doomed! Who's flying this damn thing!?...... Alright that would be me!"

or

Mal: "I'm lost, i'm angry and i'm armed"

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Wednesday, April 23, 2003 4:55 AM

MYSTERION

Jayne: Hey! Free soup!

Not sure why, but it makes me laugh every time.

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Wednesday, April 23, 2003 7:17 AM

FIREFLYPASSENGER

I love Train Job! The top 3 are my all time favorite.

Zoe, “Sir, I think you have a problem with your brain being missing.”

Jayne, “You know what the chain of command is? It's the chain I go get and beat you with 'til you understand who's in ruttin' command here!”

Mal, "Sheriff: “A man can get a job, he might not look to close at what that job is. But a man learns all the details of a situation like ours, well, then he has a choice.”
Mal: “I don't believe he does.”

The rest are just very good. I wanted to choose at least one from each person.

From OMR:

Kaylee: “Don't feel bad, he makes everybody cry. He's a monster.”
Mal: “I'm not a monster!”

Saffron: “Show me the stars.”
Wash: (muttering in Chinese, then...) “I wish I was somebody else right now!”
Wash: “Somebody not... madly in love with a beautiful woman, who can kill me with her pinky.”

Mal: “Hey! It's a lot easier to pull things apart than to put 'em right. You're still the best mechanic floatin'!”
(kisses Kaylee on the top of her head)
Wash: “Captain, don't you know kissin' girls makes you sleepy?”
Mal: “Well, sometimes I just can't help myself!”

Shindig:

Inara: “I like watching the game. Like a lot of situations, the key seems to be giving Jayne a heavy stick and standing back.”

Safe:

River,"River: “You gave up everything you had to find me. You found me broken.”

Simon, steps up to join River, "Light it."

Jaynestown:

Kaylee: “Have good sex!”

Book: “It's not about making sense. It's about believing in something.”

Book: “You don't fix faith, River, it fixes you.”

In general I love everything that Jayne says.

Oh, how about:

Mal: “Here's how it is. Earth got used up, so we terraformed a whole new galaxy of earths. Some rich and flush with the new technologies, some, not so much. The central planets, them as formed the Alliance, waged war to bring everyone under their rule. A few idiots tried to fight it, among them, myself. I'm Malcolm Reynolds, captain of Serenity. We got a good crew, fighters, pilot, mechanic. We even picked up a preacher, and a bona fide Companion. There's a doctor, too. Took his genius sister out of some Alliance camp, so they're keeping a low profile. You got a job, we can do it. Don't much care what it is.”

Better stop now. So many to choose from.

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Wednesday, April 23, 2003 8:32 AM

SHINY

SAFFRON
But... you know I'm bequeathed to you...?

MAL
To-whubba-who?

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Wednesday, April 23, 2003 1:57 PM

PEDME84

what about "some people juggle geese" ?

i don't really think this is funny, kind of at all. but you just know that joss thinks it's absolutely hysterical, which is enough to always give me a jossy happy

i'll also vote for "a special hell" when he's poking his head out from around the corner

- emily

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Wednesday, April 23, 2003 2:06 PM

STRINGSLINGER

"We applied the cortical electrodes, but were unable to get a neural response from either patient."

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Wednesday, April 23, 2003 2:48 PM

Just ignore the first one in my signature but the second one was cut from the pilot. Dobson was funnier in the original pilot.

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DOBSON: Okay. I can see you're not an idiot.

DOBSON: I'm supposed to be meeting my wife's sister. I've only got a few days to see her...

ZOE: I wish there was another way...

DOBSON: Oh, no, no. That woman is like a dragon. I mean, I believe she has a tail. If there's any other moons we need to visit, or if we could just
fly very slowly...

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Wednesday, April 23, 2003 5:11 PM

Mal: Darn! *kick* (CRUNCH!GRIND!SHRED!)

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Wednesday, April 23, 2003 5:31 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by Kaythryn:
So far I've got ownership positions for five other cloning companies- Book, Zoë, Jayne, River, and Inara Cloning companies. (I'm holding my Wash and Kaylee companies for Sarah, and Hotforkaylee if they are interested.)

Got things set up and they are just so darn cute I don't know if I can part with any. But if you tell me that I have to Kaythryn I will. Although I think we should raise prices a little.

MAL: I know it's a difficult mission...
but you and I... have to get it on.

ZOE: I understand. We have no choice.
Take me, sir. Take me hard.

JAYNE: Now somethin' about that is just
downright unsettling.

WASH:(As he leads Zoe away) We'll be in our bunk.

Quote:
"I'll say a prayer for him tonight."
'He's agnostic.'
"Then I'll say half a prayer."

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Wednesday, April 23, 2003 6:01 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by Lerxst:
Mal: Darn! *kick* (CRUNCH!GRIND!SHRED!)

Hahaha... That's my favorite Firefly moment and It's a great quote.

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DOBSON: Okay. I can see you're not an idiot.

DOBSON: I'm supposed to be meeting my wife's sister. I've only got a few days to see her...

ZOE: I wish there was another way...

DOBSON: Oh, no, no. That woman is like a dragon. I mean, I believe she has a tail. If there's any other moons we need to visit, or if we could just
fly very slowly...

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Wednesday, April 23, 2003 6:35 PM

Quote:
Posted by Hotforkaylee:
Although I think we should raise prices a little.

What?!? How much do you think it will cost us to clone Firefly characters? I don't want to cheat any browncoats out of their hard earned coin.

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Wednesday, April 23, 2003 6:53 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by Kaythryn:
Quote:
Posted by Hotforkaylee:
Although I think we should raise prices a little.

What?!? How much do you think it will cost us to clone Firefly characters? I don't want to cheat any browncoats out of their hard earned coin.

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Your right, but they are hard to part with. I don't want to cheat anyone but instead of 14.95 maybe 19.95? After all, these are quality clones. Isn't it hard to part with the Simons? Once again, you are the boss, so I'll go with whatever you say.

MAL: Maybe he won the Miss Persephone Pageant.
Just help me look.

KAYLEE: Is that him?

MAL: That's the buffet table.

KAYLEE: Well how can we be sure, unless we question it?

MAL: Fine. Don't make yourself sick.

Rob-keeper of the Kaylee clones, but I listen to what Kaythryn says.

Quote:
"I think you just hit a nerve. Vorlons must owe them money or something."
"This also tells they understand our language. They are just not willing to speak to us using that."
"Who knew they were French?"

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Wednesday, April 23, 2003 7:06 PM

$19.95 for my very own Kaylee clone? Do you have to teach them or do they come pre-programed?

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DOBSON: I'm supposed to be meeting my wife's sister. I've only got a few days to see her...

ZOE: I wish there was another way...

DOBSON: Oh, no, no. That woman is like a dragon. I mean, I believe she has a tail. If there's any other moons we need to visit, or if we could just
fly very slowly...

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Wednesday, April 23, 2003 7:24 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by Talrius:
$19.95 for my very own Kaylee clone? Do you have to teach them or do they come pre-programed?

Yes they are clones but they are still human. Kaylee has all of her memories up until Objects In Space. For an additional 9.95 I guess we could provide a 'blank slate'. Remember she is still a person.

CABOTT: It's not as good as last year.

KAYLEE: Oh really? What'd they have last year?

CABOTT: Standards.

BANNING: Who made your dress, Kaylee?

KAYLEE: Oh, do you like it? When I saw the ruffles, I just couldn't resist.

BANNING: You ought to see to your girl.

KAYLEE: Shuh mu? = "What?"

BANNING: Your girl. She's not very good. She made you a dress that looks like you bought it in a store.

KAYLEE: Oh, I didn't know.

MURPHY: Why Banning Miller. What a vision you are in your fine dress. It must have taken a dozen slaves a dozen days to get you into that getup. Course your daddy tells me it takes the space of a schoolboy's wink to get you out of it again.

(Banning stalks off, followed by the other women.)

MURPHY: Forgive my rudeness. I cannot abide useless people.

Quote:
"Yes, and I'm prepared to give you one, Commander, as soon as the room stops spinning."
"This station creates gravity by rotation. It never stops spinning."
"Well, you begin to see my problem."

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Wednesday, April 23, 2003 7:46 PM

REILLY1122

I always like:

Jayne: "This place gives me an uncomfortableness."

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Wednesday, April 23, 2003 9:41 PM

ZOE: Jayne. This is something the Captain has to do for himself.

MAL: No! No, it's not!

ZOE: Oh.

Quote:
"The universe is run by the complex interweaving of three elements: energy, matter, and enlightened self-interest."

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Thursday, April 24, 2003 10:08 AM

O'right!
How 'bout:
wash: "It were her LEGS! ... or basically the part where her legs meet her back... you know.. where the lord split her....
i mean i never was in for hairy women ......."

ps:hope its right... havent seen this ep in months....

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Thursday, April 24, 2003 10:12 AM

PPS:

sorry for the multipost, didnt mean to spam, but my IE was goin' mad on me....
Sorry!

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Thursday, April 24, 2003 12:43 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by HotForKaylee:
Yes they are clones but they are still human. Kaylee has all of her memories up until Objects In Space. For an additional 9.95 I guess we could provide a 'blank slate'. Remember she is still a person.

Hey don't be thinkin' I'm a pervert. I just didn't want to be teachin' my Kaylee clone, Kayleeness: Serenity through Objects in Space, okay that's all.

Funny quote but what Murphy said was all that was necessary. We didn't have to read all the parts where Kaylee is insulted.

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DOBSON: I'm supposed to be meeting my wife's sister. I've only got a few days to see her...

ZOE: I wish there was another way...

DOBSON: Oh, no, no. That woman is like a dragon. I mean, I believe she has a tail. If there's any other moons we need to visit, or if we could just
fly very slowly...

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Thursday, April 24, 2003 3:24 PM

If your hand touches steel, I swear by my pretty floral bonnet I WILL end you!

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Cap'n, can I have money for a slinky dress?

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Thursday, April 24, 2003 3:30 PM