Favorite Movie Quotes by Lerxst

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Favorite Movie Quotes

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Wednesday, May 14, 2003 2:43 PM

Oh, a classic around here. This is what my Sicilian family quotes over and over whenever someone else (and sometimes ourselves) makes a stupid mistake.

You fell victim to one of the classic blunders, the most famous of which is "Never get involved in a land war in Asia", but only slightly less well known is this: "Never go in against a Sicilian, when *death* is on the line!". Hahahahahah!
(Vizzini falls over dead)

Vizzini in Princess Bride

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It is the mark of an educated mind to be able to entertain a thought without accepting it.
Aristotle

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Wednesday, May 14, 2003 3:00 PM

KAYTHRYN

Quote:
Posted by Melee:
Dr. Frankenstein: Whose brain DID you grab?
Igor: Abby someone.
Dr. Frankenstein: Abby who?
Igor: Abby... normal!

I LOVE THAT! Okay... just felt like telling you all.

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It is the mark of an educated mind to be able to entertain a thought without accepting it.
Aristotle

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Wednesday, May 14, 2003 3:11 PM

SERENIDAD

Quote:
Originally posted by Kaythryn:
"You remind me of the babe."
"What babe?"
"The babe with the power."
"What power?"
"The power of voodoo."
"Who do?"
"You do."
"Do what?"
"Remind me of the babe."
-Jareth & Goblins

I just have to say I love Labyrinth, but as a classic film fan, this actually is from another movie in which Cary Grant says
-You remind me of the man.
-What man?
-The man with the power.

And so on. Just had to have my say.

Nothing. Nothing. NOTHING, Tra la la!

-Inconceivable!
-You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means.
-Princess Bride

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Wednesday, May 14, 2003 3:30 PM

HOTFORKAYLEE

Danny Vermin: You shouldn't grab me, Johnny. My mother grabbed me once... ONCE!

Johnny Dangerously: You got those. I like those on a woman.

Roman Moroni: I would like to direct this to the distinguished members of the panel: You lousy corksuckers. You have violated my farging rights. Dis somanumbatching country was founded so that the liberties of common patriotic citizens like me could not be taken away by a bunch of fargin iceholes...like yourselves.
Johnny Dangerously

One of the best no budget films ever:
Dante: Embolism in a pool, what an embarrassing way to die.
Randal: That's nothing compared to how my cousin Walter died.
Dante: How did he go?
Randal: He broke his neck.
Dante: You call that embarrassing?
Randal: He broke his neck while trying to suck his own dick!

Randal: This job would be great if it wasn't for the fucking customers.
Clerks

One of my favorite films:
Ash: I'm fine... I'm fine...
Mirror Ash: I don't think so. We just cut up our girlfriend with a chainsaw. Does that sound "fine"?
Evil Dead II

Quote:
"I guess it's the old joke. You don't have to be crazy to work here, but it helps. I suppose there is a .. certain attraction to being out here on the edge like this, a new frontier."

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Wednesday, May 14, 2003 3:49 PM

SARAHETC

You started it, Hottie!

(everybody): Thirty-seven!
(On a personal note, I have to say this in public at least once a month. My boss will ask me how many chairs we have in the exhibit and because I'm paranoid, I'll go count them and then I have to call him on the radio and say, "Thirty seven." He usually just says, "10-4. Thanks, Sarah." But I'm really afraid one of these days someone is going to say it that way. Luckily, we work with children.)

Randall: Man goes into cage. Cage goes into salsa. Sharks in the salsa. We're gonna need a bigger boat.

Jersey Girl: Did he just say making fuck?!

Guy: Have you seen a pair of keys in here?
Randall: No time for love, Doctor Jones.
Guy: Fuckin' kids.

Jay: Noise, noise, noise, smokin' weed, doin' coke, drinkin' beers. Pack of reds, my brother man. Time to kick back, drink some beers and smoke some weed!

Sarah

I'm a dying breed who still believes, haunted by American dreams. ---Neko Case

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Wednesday, May 14, 2003 5:40 PM

LERXST

Barf: "Hi. I'm Barf. I'm a Mog. Half man, half dog. I'm my own best friend."

Princess Vespa: "You son of a bitch! YOU SHOT MY HAIR!!"

Dark Helmet: "I hate it when my schwartz gets twisted!"

Dark Helmet: "Whatsa matter Colonel Sanders? CHICKEN?"

Dark Helmet: "I bet she gives good helmet!"

--Spaceballs

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Raspberry! Only one man would dare give me the raspberry...LONESTAR!!

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Thursday, May 15, 2003 2:53 AM

GAEBOLGA

And, of course:

"Invader blood runs through my veins like giant radioactive rubber pants! The pants command me! Do not ignore my veins!" - Zim

- Fear the badger, for it is mighty!

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Thursday, May 15, 2003 10:55 AM

CHRISTHECYNIC

Continueing in my lots of quotes from the same movie streak

CLERKS

Low I.Q. Video Customer: Do you have that one with that guy who was in that movie last year?

Randal Graves: They never rent anything good either. They always choose the most intellectually devoid stuff on the rack.

Customer: Are either one of these any good?
[Randal ignores her.]
Customer: Sir?
Randal Graves: What?
Customer: Are either one of these any good?
Randal Graves: I don't watch movies.
Customer: Well, have you heard anything about either one of them?
Randal Graves: I find it's best to stay out of other people's affairs.
Customer: You mean you've haven't heard anybody say anything about either one of these?
Randal Graves: Nope.
Customer: [Turns around, then shows Randal the same movies] Well, what about these two?
Randal Graves: Oh, they suck.
Customer: These are the same two movies! You weren't paying any attention!
Randal Graves: No, I wasn't.
Customer: I don't think your manager would appreciate...
Randal Graves: I don't appreciate your ruse, ma'am.
Customer: I beg your pardon?
Randal Graves: Your ruse; your cunning attempt to trick me.
Customer: I was only pointing out that you weren't paying any attention to what I was saying!
Randal Graves: And, I hope it feels good.
Customer: You hope WHAT feels good?
Randal Graves: I hope it feels so good to be right. There's nothing more exhilarating than pointing out the shortcomings of others, is there?
Customer: Well, this is the last time I rent here!
Randal Graves: You'll be missed.
Customer: Screw you!
[leaves]
Randal Graves: [runs to the door] Hey! You're not allowed to rent here anymore!

Silent Bob: You know, there's a million fine looking women in the world, dude. But they don't all bring you lasagna at work. Most of 'em just cheat on you.

Randal Graves: This job would be great if it wasn't for the fucking customers.

RANDAL: So they build another Death Star, right?
DANTE: Yeah.
RANDAL: Now the first one they built was completed and fully operational before the Rebels destroyed it.
DANTE: Luke blew it up. Give credit where it's due.
RANDAL: And the second one was still being built when they blew it up.
DANTE: Compliments of Lando Calrissian.
RANDAL: Something just never sat right with me the second time they destroyed it. I could never put my finger on it-something just wasn't right.
DANTE: And you figured it out?
RANDAL: Well, the thing is, the first Death Star was manned by the Imperial army-storm troopers, dignitaries- the only people onboard were Imperials.
DANTE: Basically.
RANDAL: So when they blew it up, no prob.
Evil is punished.
DANTE: And the second time around...?
RANDAL: The second time around, it wasn't even finished yet. They were still under construction.
DANTE: So?
RANDAL: A construction job of that magnitude would require a helluva lot more manpower than the Imperial army had to offer. I'll bet there were independent contractors working on that thing: plumbers, aluminum siders, roofers.
DANTE: Not just Imperials, is what you're getting at.
RANDAL: Exactly. In order to get it built quickly and quietly they'd hire anybody who could do the job. Do you think the average storm trooper knows how to install a toilet main? All they know is killing and white uniforms.
DANTE: All right, so even if independent contractors are working on the Death Star, why are you uneasy with its destruction?
RANDAL: All those innocent contractors hired to do a job were killed- casualties of a war they had nothing to do with. (notices Dante's confusion) All right, look-you're a roofer, and some juicy government contract comes your way; you got the wife and kids and the two-story in suburbia-this is a government contract, which means all sorts of benefits. All of a sudden these left-wing militants blast you with lasers and wipe out everyone within a three-mile radius. You didn't ask for that. You have no personal politics. You're just trying to scrape out a living.

The BLUE-COLLAR MAN joins them.

BLUE-COLLAR MAN: Excuse me. I don't mean to interrupt, but what were you talking about?
RANDAL: The ending of Return of the Jedi.
DANTE: My friend is trying to convince me that any contractors working on the uncompleted Death Star were innocent victims when the space station was destroyed by the rebels.
BLUE-COLLAR MAN: Well, I'm a contractor myself. I'm a roofer... (digs into pocket and produces business card) Dunn and Reddy Home Improvements. And speaking as a roofer, I can say that a roofer's personal politics come heavily into play when choosing jobs.
RANDAL: Like when?
BLUE-COLLAR MAN: Three months ago I was offered a job up in the hills. A beautiful house with tons of property. It was a simple reshingling job, but I was told that if it was finished within a day, my price would be doubled. Then I realized whose house it was.
DANTE: Whose house was it?
BLUE-COLLAR MAN: Dominick Bambino's.
RANDAL: "Babyface" Bambino? The gangster?
BLUE-COLLAR MAN: The same. The money was right, but the risk was too big. I knew who he was, and based on that, I passed the job on to a friend of mine.
DANTE: Based on personal politics.
BLUE-COLLAR MAN: Right. And that week, the Foresci family put a hit on Babyface's house. My friend was shot and killed. He wasn't even finished shingling.
RANDAL: No way!
BLUE-COLLAR MAN: (paying for coffee) I'm alive because I knew there were risks involved taking on that particular client. My friend wasn't so lucky. (pauses to reflect) You know, any contractor willing to work on that Death Star knew the risks. If they were killed, it was their own fault. A roofer listens to this... (taps his heart) not his wallet.

there are more but that's already a hell of a lot

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Thursday, May 15, 2003 12:50 PM

MERLINDREA

My favorite quote is from a movie I don't remember the name. Hell, I don't even remember the story :-), but the scene plays in a men's bathroom and the main character has a miniaturized guy in him and talks to him during ...

Well suddenly his neighbor looks at him and says "Play with him, but don't talk to him!" (translated back from German synchronization).

Merl

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Thursday, May 15, 2003 1:01 PM

NONOLUNA

Could that have been 'Inner Space'?

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Thursday, May 15, 2003 1:39 PM

APHRODITE

A friend told me this one and i'm not sure if it's from a movie or not. I think it's pretty damn funny... in a morbid kinda way...

"When I die I want to die like my Grandpa, sleeping peacefully... not like the screaming passengers in his car!"

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Aphrodite

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Thursday, May 15, 2003 2:44 PM

LERXST

This is a 44 Magnum. The most powerful handgun ever made. It can blow a man's head clean off. Now, you're probably wondering, did he fire five shots or six. Tell you the truth, in all this confusion, I can't remember. So, you gotta ask yourself, do you feel lucky? Well, do ya PUNK?

--Dirty Harry

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Raspberry! Only one man would dare give me the raspberry...LONESTAR!!

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Thursday, May 15, 2003 2:50 PM

CHRISTHECYNIC

Quote:
Originally posted by aphrodite:
A friend told me this one and i'm not sure if it's from a movie or not. I think it's pretty damn funny... in a morbid kinda way...

"When I die I want to die like my Grandpa, sleeping peacefully... not like the screaming passengers in his car!"

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Aphrodite

If you go here the is a web page (thats 38 printed pages) filled with quotes. One of them is "When I die, I want to go peacefully in my sleep like my father did, not screaming in terror like his passengers."

Thats right next to "Never judge a man till you have walked a mile in his shoes, 'cuz by then, he's a mile away, you've got his shoes, and you can say whatever the hell you want to. "

But, for the most part at least, they arn't movie quotes.

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Thursday, May 15, 2003 4:23 PM

KAYTHRYN

Quote:
Posted by Nonuluna: Could that have been 'Inner Space'?

Oh! Was that the movies where he was supposed to be put in a rabbit but he got stuck in Martin somebody instead? Okay... if that's not a real movie then its a dream I had. I have the darnedest time telling them apart.

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It is the mark of an educated mind to be able to entertain a thought without accepting it.
Aristotle

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Thursday, May 15, 2003 4:27 PM

NONOLUNA

It was if I'm not mistaken...I never saw it but I know that Martin Short was in it and I think that Dennis Quaid was the guy who got shrunk...

I think we're on the same page with this...

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Thursday, May 15, 2003 6:13 PM

VETERAN

Don't squat with your spurs on.

"Well are you going to draw or just stand there whistling Dixie?" - Josey Wales, The Outlaw Josey Wales

"It's a good thing you stopped me when you did. (Beat) I might have killed her" - Chief The Outlaw Josey Wales

Danny:Interupting as a girl tries to seduce his friend, "Peachy!"
Peachy: "Danny, let us go seek safety in the sanctity of Battle!" - Danny and Peach, The Man Who Would be KING

"Well if she's not good enough to be here, maybe I'm not."
"Please stay Sam!"
"Not unless you're having a wife strangling contest." - Sam McCord, North to Alaska
"There goes a king."
"'ow do you know 'e's a king."
"'e ain't got shit on 'im." - Two Peasant, Monty Python and the Holy Grail

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Thursday, May 15, 2003 7:23 PM

HOTFORKAYLEE

Two true classics:
Jake: How much for the little girl? Your women - how much for the women?

Jake: No, I didn't. Honest. I ran out of gas! I had a flat tire! I didn't have enough money for cab fare! My tux didn't come back from the cleaners! An old friend came in from out of town! Someone stole my car! There was an earthquake! A terrible flood! Locusts! IT WASN'T MY FAULT, I SWEAR TO GOD!"

Elwood: We're on a mission from God.

Elwood: It's 106 miles to Chicago, we've got a full tank of gas, half a pack of cigarettes, it's dark and we're wearing sunglasses.

Elwood: What kind of music do you usually have here?
Claire: Oh, we got both kinds. We got country *and* western.
The Blues Brothers

Bluto: My advice to you is to start drinking heavily.
Otter: Better listen to him, Flounder. He's pre-med.

Dean Wormer: Fat, drunk, and stupid is no way to go through life, son.

Bluto: Over? Did you say "over"? Nothing is over until we decide it is! Was it over when the Germans bombed Pearl Harbor? Hell no!

Katy: Is this really what you're gonna do for the rest of your life?
Boon: What do you mean?
Katy: I mean hanging around with a bunch of animals getting drunk every weekend.
Boon: No! After I graduate, I'm gonna get drunk every night.
Animal House

Another funny movie:
Brian: Get some sour cream and onion chips with some dip, man, some beef jerky, some peanut butter. Get some Haagen-Dasz ice cream bars, a whole lot, make sure chocolate, gotta have chocolate, man. Some popcorn, red popcorn, graham crackers, graham crackers with marshmallows, the little marshmallows and little chocolate bars and we can make s'mores, man. Also, celery, grape jelly, Cap'n Crunch with the little Crunch berries, pizzas. We need two big pizzas, man, everything on 'em, with water, whole lotta water, and Funyons.
Kenny: That's it?
Thurgood: Yeah, one more thing. Remember that stuff? We used to eat a whole lot of it back in the day? What was it... oh yeah, pussy.

Thurgood: So, now we all live together in New York. I myself, am a master of the custodial arts. Or a janitor, if you wanna be a dick about it.
Half Baked

Had to throw this one in:
Jay: Fuck, fuck, fuck, / Mother, mother fuck, / Mother, mother fuck, fuck / Mother fuck, mother fuck, / Noich noich noich, / 1, 2, 1, 2, 3, 4, / Noich, noich noich / Smokin' weed, smokin' wizz, / Doin' coke, drinkin' beers, / Drinkin' beers, beers, beers, / Rollin' fattys, smokin' blunts, / Who smokes the blunts? / We smoke the blunts. / Rollin' blunts and smokin'...
Teen: Uh, let me get a nickel bag.
Jay: Fifteen bucks, little man, / Put that shit in my hand, / If that money doesn't show, / Then you owe me, owe me, owe, / My jungle love, yeah, / Owe-ee, owe-ee, owe, / I think I want to know ya, know ya
Jay And Silent Bob Strike Back

Later.

Quote:
"What kind of head of security would I be if I let people like me know things that I am not supposed to know. I know what I know, because I have to know it and if I don't have to know it, I don't tell me and don't let anyone else tell me either."

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Friday, May 16, 2003 3:10 AM

GAEBOLGA

Ash: "Klatu verata ni*cough*. There, I said the words."

[looks around, then grabs the Necronomicon, which proceeds to dine on his fingers]

- Fear the badger, for it is mighty!

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Friday, May 16, 2003 3:07 PM

DUTCH

"It's an exciting world out there when we discover we don't need tv to entertain us."
"He said anus."
"Entertain us, anus...oh yeah."
"Did you even hear a word I said?"
"Uh... yeah, anus"

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Friday, May 16, 2003 3:59 PM

AKFIREFLY

"Oh Beautiful!! Wish you were here!"

"You people make my ass twitch"

"You come you go go, you say one thing, and do something else. So why should I believe any thing you say?"

"You're French aren't you?"

-French Kiss
************

"I believe I ordered the Cambel's cup-o-cinno. HELLO!!"

"...Heed...Pants...Now!"

"....And Charlie..Light a match!"

-So I Married and Axe Murderer
************
Captain Picard speaking in First Contact

"They attack and we fall back..NO more...The line must be drawn HERE, this far no further..."
*****
Just some of my favs...

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Friday, May 16, 2003 4:00 PM

AKFIREFLY

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Saturday, May 17, 2003 3:43 AM

CHANNAIN

i DO aim to misbehave

one quote and one scene from Quigley Down Under -

"Lady, you are about a half a bubble off'a plumb, and that's for sure and for certain."

Crazy Cora: Y'know, if we're lost, you can tell me.
Quigley: We're lost.
CC: I can take bad news, just tell me straight.
Q: I dunno where the hell we are.
CC: No sense takin' time t'make it sound better than it is.
Q: I reckon we're goin' in circles.
CC: Flower things up, I'll see right through so tell me honestly...are we lost?
Q: NOPE! I know exactly where we are.
CC: Good. 'Cause frankly I's gettin a little worried.
Q: Don't know where we're goin', but there's no use bein' late.

"I'm still flyin'...that's enough." ~ Mal

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Saturday, May 17, 2003 3:52 AM

CHANNAIN

i DO aim to misbehave

Quote:
Originally posted by merlindrea:
My favorite quote is from a movie I don't remember the name. Hell, I don't even remember the story :-), but the scene plays in a men's bathroom and the main character has a miniaturized guy in him and talks to him during ...

Well suddenly his neighbor looks at him and says "Play with him, but don't talk to him!" (translated back from German synchronization).

Merl

InnerSpace
Scene: Men's room at Restaurant
Dennis Quaid as Tuck Pendelton, miniturized in a pod, accidentally gets injected into Martin Short a.k.a. Jack Putter.

Jack's in the loo, finishing up both his business and the conversation he's having with Tuck about Meg Ryan a.k.a. Lydia, which to the guy washing his hands nearby, looks like he's talking to his smaller head.

Tuck: It's humiliating being this small.
Jack: What's wrong with being small?
Guy: Play with it, buddy, but don't talk to it.
Tuck: Who was that?
Jack : Never mind.

"I'm still flyin'...that's enough." ~ Mal

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Saturday, May 17, 2003 3:57 AM

CHANNAIN

i DO aim to misbehave

Quote:
Originally posted by Kaythryn:

"You remind me of the babe."
"What babe?"
"The babe with the power."
"What power?"
"The power of voodoo."
"Who do?"
"You do."
"Do what?"
"Remind me of the babe."
-Jareth & Goblins

Though my all time favorite quote would have to be my tag. Ain’t it just the truth?

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It is the mark of an educated mind to be able to entertain a thought without accepting it.
Aristotle

see, now you've got two of my favorite quotes. Lawd, I haven't seen Labrynth in a coon's age! must be about time, then, huh?

"I'm still flyin'...that's enough." ~ Mal

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Saturday, May 17, 2003 6:06 AM

SARAHETC

"I just knew. I knew the way you know about a good melon."

"...and a guy is standing there at my door wearing a t-shirt that says 'Don't Fuck With Mr. Zero.'"

Harry: Waiter
Sally: Waiter
Harry: There is too much pepper in my paprikash
Sally: There is too much pepper in my pap...
Harry: But I would love to partake of your pecan pie!
Sally: Pecan Pie!

"I took her to a place that wasn't human. She actually meowed."

---When Harry Met Sally

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Saturday, May 17, 2003 10:01 AM

TRAGICSTORY

OK here are my favorite movies:
Orgasmo:
"How would Chist benifit from me putting my tongue in someone's mouth?"

"Jesus Christ!"
"Where?"

Meet the Feebles (Peter Jackson movie NOT Deedles)

"by the end of the war I was hooked on every barbituant known to man."
"How terrible. How can I help?"
"Fifty dollar minumum donation."

"The Sodomy Song"
I would quote it but it would not do it justice

Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas:
"Bat Country!"

I STRONGLY RECOMEND WATCHING THESE MOVIES!!!

PS. Psycological help afterwards is also recommended.

"Societies are supported by human activity, therefore they are constantly threatened by the human facts of self-intrest and stupidity." --Peter Berger

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Saturday, May 17, 2003 10:15 AM

SARAHETC

Quote:
Originally posted by TragicStory:

Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas:
"Bat Country!"

Love that movie!

"Did you get the fucking golf shoes, man!?"

"There is nothing so depraved as a man in the depths of an ether binge." (may not be exactly it)

"You want me to throw this tape player into the tub at the height of White Rabbit?"

"Get back you weird fucker! I am Ahab!"

"Come on. Hop off. Quick! Like a bunny!"

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Saturday, May 17, 2003 10:33 AM

HOTFORKAYLEE

Okay, two very different movies this time, but both good.

Captain: I never liked you. You know why? You don't curse. I don't trust a man who doesn't curse. Not a "fuck" or a "shit" in all these years

Nazi: You and I, we're the same.
Foster: We are not the same. I'm an American. You're a sick asshole.

Foster: I didn't see any signs?
Dude 1: What do you call that?
Foster: Graffiti?
Dude 1: No no, it's not fucking graffiti, that's a sign.
Dude 2: You can't read it man.
Dude 1: I'll read it for you. It says this is fucking private property. No fucking trespassing. That means fucking you.
Foster: It says all that?
Dude 1: Yeah.
Foster: Well, if you maybe wrote in fucking English I would fucking understand you.
Falling Down

Damone: First of all Rat, you never let on how much you like a girl. "Oh, Debbie. Hi." Two, you always call the shots. "Kiss me. You won't regret it." Now three, act like wherever you are, that's the place to be. "Isn't this great?" Four, when ordering food, you find out what she wants, then order for the both of you. It's a classy move. "Now, the lady will have the linguini and white clam sauce, and a Coke with no ice." And five, now this is the most important, Rat. When it comes down to making out, whenever possible, put on side one of Led Zeppelin IV.

Spicoli: All I need are some tasty waves, a cool buzz, and I'm fine.

Jefferson's Brother: My brother's gonna kill us! He's gonna kill us! He's gonna kill you and he's gonna kill me, he's gonna kill us!
Spicoli: Hey man, just be glad I had fast reflexes!
Jefferson's Brother: My brother's gonna shit!
Spicoli: Make up your mind, dude, is he gonna shit or is he gonna kill us?
Jefferson's Brother: First he's gonna shit, then he's gonna kill us!
Spicoli: Relax, alright? My old man is a television repairman, he's got this ultimate set of tools. I can fix it.

Damone: You are a wuss: part wimp, and part pussy.

Mr. Hand: What are you, people? On dope?

Stacy: When a guy has an orgasm, how much comes out?
Linda: A quart or so.

Spicoli: Aloha, Mr. Hand.
Fast Times at Ridgemont High

Quote:
"Maybe the doc's right. Embrace the moment. In the end, that's all we have. Trouble will come in its own time, it always does. But that's tomorrow. Give me today, and I will be happy."

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Saturday, May 17, 2003 11:39 AM

JRC

Ripley: "These people are here to help. They're soldiers."
Newt: "It won't make any difference."
-Aliens-

"Never toss a dwarf!" - Gimlii
-Lord of the Rings-

"What a lovely smell you've discovered here!" - Hans Solo(?)
-Star Wars-

"No Luke. I am your Father." - Darth Vader
The Empire Strikes Back

"Hahleeewooooo! Hahleeewooooo!" - (Japanese sailors)
1941

"I made him an offer he couldn't refuse." - The Godfather
The Godfather

"I love the smell of naplam in the morning. Smells like, victory."
Apocalypse Now

"There are too many notes." Baron making a comment to Mozart.
Amadeus

Kids looking at E.T. in a government van:
Elliott: "We need to take him to his ship."
Kid: "Can't he just beam up?"
Elliott: "This is REAL!"
E.T.

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Saturday, May 17, 2003 12:47 PM

CHRISTHECYNIC

Quote:
Originally posted by JRC:
Ripley: "These people are here to help. They're soldiers."
Newt: "It won't make any difference."
-Aliens-

Ever notice that Newt was the smartest one in the entire movie?

(Bishop was a close second.)

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Tuesday, May 20, 2003 6:15 AM

RIVERSIDE

Some classics -

The Great Race
"Are you a native of Barracho?" - Great Leslie
"I ain't no native! I was born here!" - blonde singer chick

White Christmas
"Well! Without so much as a kiss my foot or have an apple!" blonde showgirl

The Court Jester
"The vessel with the pestle has the pellet which is poison, the chalice from the palace has the brew that is true"

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Wednesday, May 21, 2003 2:05 PM

TRAGICSTORY

I forgot:

"Hey, where the white women at?"
---Blazing Saddles

and all the other ones found here

http://tomsquotes.amhosting.net/movies/saddles/saddles.htm

"Societies are supported by human activity, therefore they are constantly threatened by the human facts of self-intrest and stupidity." --Peter Berger

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Wednesday, May 21, 2003 3:24 PM

CHRISTHECYNIC

Not the deepest, but one that comes up in grammar discussions at schools (very relaxed schools)

"They said you was hung."
"And they was right"
---Blazing Saddles

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Friday, May 23, 2003 12:03 PM

TRAGICSTORY

"with 100 of these we could take over earth. How many we have?"

"um, 5,000"
--Space Truckers

"Societies are supported by human activity, therefore they are constantly threatened by the human facts of self-intrest and stupidity." --Peter Berger

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Friday, May 23, 2003 5:53 PM

VETERAN

Don't squat with your spurs on.

I remember one from The Last Starfighter. Sorry I can't remeber the character's names:

Hero: "One ship against 10,000?! It'll be a slaughter."
Alien Pilot (pumping his fist): "That's the spirit!."

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Friday, May 23, 2003 10:30 PM

RANDOM

Suit: "You're not as stupid as you look."
Jack Deth: "Nobody's as stupid as I look.

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"Jack Deth: "Dry hair's for squids."

Trancers - 1985

God, I probably haven't seen that movie since 1986 and still remember those quotes. I think they used to run it non-stop on HBO, my bro and I watched it endlessly. Sure it's a b-grade sci fi movie, but it's somewhat original and a lot of fun. Here's a review:
http://dvd.ign.com/articles/038/038329p1.html?fromint=1&submit.x=55&su
bmit.y=18

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Illusions? Against a burninator?

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Sunday, May 25, 2003 7:53 AM

CHRISTHECYNIC

Josh: Maybe it's better not to be the best. Then you can lose and it's OK.

Josh Waitzkin: You've lost, you just don't know it yet.

Fred: You know you could give up the game, and that would be alright with me. In fact, I want you to give it up.
Josh: But I can't.
Fred: Why not?
Josh: Because I have to play. *I* have to.

Bruce: Do you know what it means to have "contempt" for your opponent?
Josh: No.
Bruce: It means to hate them. You have to hate them Josh, they hate you.
Josh: But I don't hate them.
Bruce: Well you'd better start.

Bruce Pandolfini: Bobby Fischer held the world in contempt.
Josh Waitzkin: Well, I'm not him.
Bruce Pandolfini: You're telling me.

Bruce: You have no idea what I want. What is chess, do you think? Those who play for fun or not at all dismiss it as a game. The ones who devote their lives to it for the most part insist that it's a science. It's neither. Bobby Fischer got underneath it like no one before and found at its center, art. I spent my life trying to play like him. Most of these guys have. But we're like forgers. We're competent fakes. His successor wasn't here tonight. He wasn't here. He is asleep in his room in your house. Your son creates like Fischer. He sees like him, inside.
Fred: You can tell this by watching him play some drunks in the park?
Bruce: Yes.

Searching for Bobby Fischer

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Sunday, May 25, 2003 9:28 PM

XENARC

"A bear in his natural habitat - a Studebaker."

XenArc

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Sunday, May 25, 2003 11:56 PM

LOTV

>I used to sing that as a kid... that and the song the orange head throwing puppets sang.

Ah yes, the ever wonderful "Chilly Down"... I loved that scene... they used the largest black screen ever for that...

Love how no one notices the lyrics much either...
"Just strut your nasty stuff,
Wiggle in the middle yeah,
Get the town talking, by god."

Oh the joys of Henson.. we miss you much...

____

LOTV: I can't resist!!! "Vwee hee hee!"

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