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CAPTION TIGHTPANTS 2 TIGHT!

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Monday, October 3, 2005 5:04 PM

TENTHCREWMEMBER

Could you please just make it stranger? Stranger. Odder. Could be weirder. More bizarre. How about uncanny?


Right, so now that the BDM is out and [spoiler deleted for the protection of those lamers who haven't seen it yet - jk!]. Here is the next generation of Caption Tightpants...

Caption Tightpants 2 Tight!

Take a look at our final winner for the original CT series!


Hi-larious! Now for an intricate plan that involves Serenity! Well, the original episode anyways...


Patience: Mal, boy, you just ain't very smart. When I brought the boys out here to the drive-in to see Serenity I wasn't expecting a re-enactment... *clicking gun hammer*

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You are a leaf on the wind, watch how you caption!
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Oh, and I know some of you have been patiently waiting for the final prize drawings...so here are the winners!

Grand Prize Winner:
RYCE
CT#43 Winner:
CUNNINGORANGETOQUE
The 9 Bonus Winners:
Wiccanslyr
Succatash
Veteran
GwenHarker
Pumamanredux
Mantichorus
TheRealMe
StarPilotGrainger
Kaylee4Simon

if those Browncoats would please contact me via the "email me" in my profile (this will verify who you are), I can make arrangements to send you your prizes...RYCE, please visit my Cafe Press site and choose any item on it for your prize.

Thanks again to everyone for making this a great pasttime until the BDM arrived! And because I am so grateful, I am continuing with the new installment!

BWAH!
TCM

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Tuesday, October 4, 2005 1:30 PM

RYCE


Wow! I feel so honored! TCM-I can't find your email address in your profile. Mine is kkleesp@wam.umd.edu

And now on to the brand new Caption Tightpants Part Deux *warning this may have a slight spoiler in it for the very few of you who have not seen the movie*:

Nathan: Hey, now, I have no say in what happens in the script, so don't get all up in arms at me about killing off characters. Hunt down Joss about that one.

No power in the 'verse can stop me!

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Tuesday, October 4, 2005 1:50 PM

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Could you please just make it stranger? Stranger. Odder. Could be weirder. More bizarre. How about uncanny?


It's the "message me" link in the lefthand column, but posting the email addy works here too I s'pose. ;)


Mal: Two-fry. Nice hat.
Two-fry: Thanks.
Mal: TWO-FRY. Nice hat.
Two-fry: Ummm...thanks!
Mal: TWO-FRY NICE HAT!
Two-fry: WTF, dude? I said thanks already.
Jayne(on transmitter): Now girl, that is downright dirty...
Mal: Zoe, where in the sphincter of hell did Jayne find a prostitute in the hills? At this hour?


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Tuesday, October 4, 2005 2:10 PM

UNCHARTEDOUTLAW




ZOE: Sir, this isn't what I imagined when you said let's go see the drag races.

=or=

MAL: Okay, first of you to make it to San Francisco with the mail gets the contract!

=or=

PATIENCE: Where's your horse, boy?
MAL: Wha? Wait, you said to meet you here with the goods. You never said anything about horses!
PATIENCE: Mal, you idjit! How does it look meeting out here all dramatic like *without* horses?! Now I remember why I shot you last time!


-Taylor

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River: "So we'll integrate non-progressional evolution theory with God's creation of Eden. Eleven inherent metaphoric parallels already there. Eleven. Important number. Prime number. One goes into the house of eleven eleven times, but always comes out one. Noah's ark is a problem."

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Tuesday, October 4, 2005 2:30 PM

ITASIANINVASION


Zoe: Well to be fair, sir, you didn't say what kind of race.

or

Mal: I didn't bring enough flowers for all you boys. So some of you are going to have to share.

A little Animal House love never hurt anyone.

"There are no obstacles. Only challenges."
--Groove

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Tuesday, October 4, 2005 2:57 PM

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Could you please just make it stranger? Stranger. Odder. Could be weirder. More bizarre. How about uncanny?


Mal: See that fly on yonder hill?
Patience: Uh, no.
Mal shoots the fly *blam!*
Fly (in the distance): AIeeeeee...

OR

Mal: Okay, the horses I get...what's the deal with the gunhand on the Bobcat?
Zoe: Equal Opportunity Employment, Sir.
Mal: Huh?
Zoe: Alliance regulations regarding the handicapped...Patience has to meet EOE regulations as mayor of the moon.
Mal: Huh.

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Tuesday, October 4, 2005 7:48 PM

CUNNINGORANGETOQUE


SHINY! 3 times!

Good to see you back TCM, now i aim to misbehave.

/\/\/\/\/\/\/

MAL:"WE ARE THE KNIGHTS WHO SAY "NI"!"


OR


PATIENCE:"Wanna play Hide and Seek?"

JAYNE(os):"MAl, you shoot me if they catch me"

*gun clicks*

JAYNE(os):"Don't shoot me first!!"


OR(to quote jayne)


MAL:"Jayne was right, now WOULD be a good time to have grenades...."

OR


MAL:"Pretty horsies!!!"

PATIENCE:"AHHH!! RUUUUNNNN!!!"


OR


MAL:"I am a lecturer for your skin, watch how i bore!"


OR


*announcer voice*
"Last time on "The Surreal Life 2517", we left our cast seeing who could stay the longest while having a staring contest"


OR


The whole crew tried deperately not to laugh when, during the planned silence, Nathan split his pants, yet again.

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Tuesday, October 4, 2005 10:27 PM

MANTICHORUS




As the two sides were facing off, an unearthly sound split the air...
JAYNE (on hill): #Jayyyne, the man they call Jayyyyne...#

OR

Mal, Zoe, Patience and her boys were bemused when the blue Police box disappeared from in front of them.

OR

PATIENCE: "Mal, Zoe. Where are your horses?"
MAL: "...Jayne turned them into steak."

All for now.

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Friday, October 7, 2005 5:10 AM

TENTHCREWMEMBER

Could you please just make it stranger? Stranger. Odder. Could be weirder. More bizarre. How about uncanny?




Mal: Well, umm, Jayne ain't here.
Patience: Well he owes the Heart of Gold $30000 credits and he needs to bring back my baby.
Mal: $30000?!? Well, I reckon he would--a babywha?
Zoe: Sir, I think we have a problem with our script being missing.

OR

Mal: But I swear, we don't know the Lambada!
Patience: Dance, boy, or I swear by my ugly leather sombrero, I will end you.

OR

Mal: Hey, that guy on the 4-wheeler just hit a cat!
Patience: You just ain't very bright, boy. That joke is older than I am.

OR

Patience: We hear tell you are responsible for that gawd awful movie, Flightplan.
Mal: What?! I don't even know Jodie Foster.
Patience: AHA! *click*
Mal: This is not my best day ever...

OR

Patience: Well, I never caption anything I don't have to.


BWAH!
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Friday, October 7, 2005 8:00 AM

RAT


Mal: Did you see that?

Zoe: See what sir?

Mal: A big red bird with fuzzy pink feet!




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Friday, October 7, 2005 9:32 AM

CITIZEN


Yay welcome back captain Slack Britches!


The annual polo players square dance was always a riot.

Or

Mal: Look, it's simple! It's step, step, slide, jump, step, spin, Jazz hands! You'd find this alot easier if you got off the horses...

Or

Zoe was sure that the strippers were better at her hen night before they got the horses...



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Zen Buddhist to the Hotdog Vendor:
"Make me one with everything."

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Friday, October 7, 2005 10:01 AM

UNCHARTEDOUTLAW




MAL (pointing): Look! Air!

*gunfire ensues*

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River: "So we'll integrate non-progressional evolution theory with God's creation of Eden. Eleven inherent metaphoric parallels already there. Eleven. Important number. Prime number. One goes into the house of eleven eleven times, but always comes out one. Noah's ark is a problem."

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Friday, October 7, 2005 10:12 AM

TENTHCREWMEMBER

Could you please just make it stranger? Stranger. Odder. Could be weirder. More bizarre. How about uncanny?


Mal: Now I want to see those spirit fingers!

(dear and fluffy lord, did I just do a Bring It On crossover?)

OR

Zoe: So we're just gonna walk away, Sir?
Mal: Well, I had thought of pissin' myself, but walking is good.

BWAH!
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Friday, October 7, 2005 11:04 AM

EST120


Quote:

Originally posted by TenthCrewMember:




After breaking the huddle, the Whitefall team is looking to run on first and ten.

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Friday, October 7, 2005 8:56 PM

AMYGDALA





Mal: So this is it, Zoe. Here's how it ends. Can't see no way of surviving this one. Any last words or confessions?

Zoe: Well sir, sometimes I get Wash to dress up in a big brown coat and give me orders. And if you've noticed that your pants seem a little tighter every time you put them on, it's because I've found a way to shrink them by...

Mal: Nuff said, Zoe. We'd best pray we don't somehow get through this. Things could get awkward.

Zoe: Yes, sir. Sorry. Sir.

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"She was naked, and all ... articulate."

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Saturday, October 8, 2005 1:55 PM

TENTHCREWMEMBER

Could you please just make it stranger? Stranger. Odder. Could be weirder. More bizarre. How about uncanny?


Mal: Gorrammit. I thought we was gonna play water polo.
Patience: You just ain't very bright, boy.
Zoe: And here I was looking forward to seeing you in your Speedos, Sir.

BWAH!
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Saturday, October 8, 2005 3:25 PM

RAT


Patience: Relax. I'm not going for a gun or anything...Just freshening up.

Mal: Do you honestly think thats going to work on me woman?

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Saturday, October 8, 2005 8:19 PM

RAT


Mal: It's pure, Patience. Genuine A-grade cilantro. One of those'll garnish a family for a month. Longer, if they don't garnish their kids too well.

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Saturday, October 8, 2005 9:08 PM

JACQUI




Patience: C'mon, Mal, git outta my way!
Mal: Funny, I ain't heard no MAGIC PASSWORD yet. Have you, Zoe?
Zoe: No sir.

*~*~*
"Your toes are in the sand."
"And your head's up your..."
"Hey!"

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Saturday, October 8, 2005 9:29 PM

RAKARR


Mal: So.
Patience: So.
Mal: Well where's the money?
Patience: Where's Jayne? I mean the cargo?
Mal: *looks at Zoe then back at Patience* What's that about Jayne?
Zoe: *whispers to Mal* I got a bad feeling about this, Sir.
Jayne: Gorrammit Mal, that ain't Patience. It's Stich! God Mal... Not even Patience is that ugly.
Patience (Really Stich): Are you ok, boy?
Mal: *sarcastic tone*... Shiney.

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Sunday, October 9, 2005 5:04 AM

TENTHCREWMEMBER

Could you please just make it stranger? Stranger. Odder. Could be weirder. More bizarre. How about uncanny?


http://vote.sparklit.com/web_poll.spark/940444

Well, here it is. Caption 2 Tightpants, the first (psychotic) episode. I know this one was hard...even I struggled to make funny captions!

Hit the link above and go vote!

Thanks for playing! And C2T will continue as long as people keep playing...and who knows, along the line, I may just shock y'all and give out a prize here or there. Or maybe not so much. Permaybehaps someone will bring in a top-notch caption and earn a reward.


BWAH!
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Sunday, October 9, 2005 6:04 PM

RAKARR


What? Mine ain't up there? But mine is the best one!

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Monday, October 10, 2005 12:10 AM

MANTICHORUS


Quote:

Originally posted by Rakarr:
What? Mine ain't up there? But mine is the best one!

Kinda long though, don'cha think?

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Monday, October 10, 2005 5:26 AM

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Could you please just make it stranger? Stranger. Odder. Could be weirder. More bizarre. How about uncanny?


Just a reminder of the few rules that get in a man's way when Caption Tightpantsing:

1) You may submit as many entries as you like.
2) As the Creator, I reserve the right to pick the 5 (or more at my discretion) captions that I think best fit the scene (and I am fickle...one week crossovers might make me happy, the next lewdness might catch my attention)
3) I can't win my own game, no matter how funny I am.
4) I choose the scene (again, here I am fickle)
5) As long as real life doesn't get in the way, every Sunday begins voting, and every Tuesday starts a new game
6) Everyone gets 2 votes, and I reserve the right to be the tie-breaker.

That's it! Submit your stuff, funny or not. Submit it often. Have fun with it. Have fun reading what others have posted. Who knows, maybe someday you'll win a prize (also, here I am fickle and do so at my own discretion), but no promises.


BWAH!
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Monday, October 10, 2005 5:41 AM

CALLMESERENITY


Darn! I missed it, and I finally thought of something. Oh well, there's always next week.

Serenity, First Officer of Destiny

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Monday, October 10, 2005 4:17 PM

TENTHCREWMEMBER

Could you please just make it stranger? Stranger. Odder. Could be weirder. More bizarre. How about uncanny?


You can still post it! I do honorable mentions for things I find funny enough that don't win. ;)

Plus playing is half the fun!

BWAH!
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Tuesday, October 11, 2005 2:23 AM

CALLMESERENITY


Now I've forgotten it!

I'll know for next time.

Serenity, First Officer of Destiny

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Tuesday, October 11, 2005 2:47 PM

TENTHCREWMEMBER

Could you please just make it stranger? Stranger. Odder. Could be weirder. More bizarre. How about uncanny?


Ruttin' hell.

It never goes smooth.

Well, as titled, you can't stop the seam ripping, and now my tight pants have completely busted.

**ZZZZZZTPOP!**

My power supply died.

So Caption Tightpants is on hiatus until at least Friday when I can get a new power supply installed.

My apologies, but CT will rise again, I promise!

Waving from someone else's computer,

TCM

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Wednesday, October 12, 2005 3:52 PM

VETERAN

Don't squat with your spurs on.




Zoe: Sir, I thought you said the alliance didn't have any cavalry.

Mal: What that. That's not cavalry.

Zoe: Sir, that's cavalry.

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Sunday, October 16, 2005 2:14 PM

DARKJESTER





Zoe: They kind of have the the advantage, don't they, sir?.

Mal: Everyone always does. That's what makes us special.

Patience: Red rover, red rover, send Zoe right over!

MAL "You only gotta scare him."
JAYNE "Pain is scary..."

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Monday, October 17, 2005 1:07 PM

TENTHCREWMEMBER

Could you please just make it stranger? Stranger. Odder. Could be weirder. More bizarre. How about uncanny?


Right, so what could be worse than the power supply? Gorram motherboard is dead.

Never.
Goes.
Smooth.

As soon as I get a new one, I'll be back and CT will be as well.

Sorry again, all, for the delay! Hope you've been able to get out and see Serenity many many times!



BWAH!
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Tuesday, October 18, 2005 4:52 AM

CYBERSNARK


Quote:

Originally posted by TenthCrewMember:
Right, so what could be worse than the power supply? Gorram motherboard is dead.

Never.
Goes.
Smooth.

Notice that this only happens when we get a contest that involves Patience?

That woman is nothin' but trouble.

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We applied the cortical electrodes but were unable to get a neural reaction from either patient.

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Tuesday, October 18, 2005 5:25 AM

CALLMESERENITY


Mal: Red Rover, Red Rover, send Two Fry on over!



Glad to see this is up and running again!

Serenity, First Officer of Destiny

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Wednesday, December 27, 2006 5:44 AM

ASARIAN


Quote:

Originally posted by TenthCrewMember:








TWO-FRY: "They shoot horses, don't they?"

P.S. Can you tell I'm in need of a new round? :)


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Wednesday, December 27, 2006 5:59 AM

SAB39



(30 seconds earlier)
Jayne (OS): If wishes were horses we'd all be eating steak!
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Wash/Chandler (OS): And I just want a million dollars!


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