CAPTION 2 TIGHTPANTS #2 by TenthCrewMember

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CAPTION 2 TIGHTPANTS #2

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Wednesday, October 19, 2005 4:30 AM

Could you please just make it stranger? Stranger. Odder. Could be weirder. More bizarre. How about uncanny?

Okay, so it's gonna take a bit longer than planned to fix my ruttin' computer, so I am gonna continue C2T in a slightly less shiny fashion (no cool graphic editing

).

Here is the first C2T Winner! MANTICHORUS!!!

PATIENCE: "Mal, Zoe. Where are your horses?"
MAL: "...Jayne turned them into steak."

Hi-larious stuff! Now here's a nice scene from our BDM involving Jayne and some local color!

JAYNE: Gorramit! I ain't had coin in weeks, now GIMME!
*Jayne shakes man until money falls out of his pockets*
ZOE(OS): Jayne, we're here to rob the place, not bully it.

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There are a few people from the original Caption Tightpants winner's list who haven't contacted me yet for their prize! So here's the list again:

Caption Tightpants Grand Prize Winner:
RYCE
CT#43 Winner:
CUNNINGORANGETOQUE
The 9 Bonus Winners:
Wiccanslyr
Succatash
Veteran
GwenHarker
Pumamanredux
Mantichorus
TheRealMe
StarPilotGrainger
Kaylee4Simon

if those Browncoats would please contact me via the "email me" in my profile (this will verify who you are), I can make arrangements to send you your prizes. If you've ALREADY emailed me, don't worry, I'll be mailing out your prize this weekend ,unless I've already mailed it!, such as CunningOrangeToque seen here:

Which reminds me. I know I didn't promise any swag for this game, but I'm thinking I will anyway. So again, I will draw a prize winner when the BDM DVD is released and they'll get their choice of any item on my Cafe Press site!

Now, as sure as I know anything, I aim to see you caption!

BWAH!
TCM

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Wednesday, October 19, 2005 4:36 AM

UNCHARTEDOUTLAW

JAYNE: Gorramit this is fun! Ain't beat up a guy fer his lunch money since I was in school...for, like, a couple days!

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River: "So we'll integrate non-progressional evolution theory with God's creation of Eden. Eleven inherent metaphoric parallels already there. Eleven. Important number. Prime number. One goes into the house of eleven eleven times, but always comes out one. Noah's ark is a problem."

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Wednesday, October 19, 2005 7:11 AM

KAYLEE4SIMON

It is finally revealed that instead of fighting in the war, Jayne was actually part of Bela Karolyi gymnastics team.

Keep shiny!

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Wednesday, October 19, 2005 8:12 AM

CASUALTY

Quote:

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Guy in white : Woah dude! You ever thought about joining the circus?
Fed (upside down) : Don't help me, I wanna see how long I can stay like this for.
Jayne : Mal? What is this guy doing?
Mal : He's just the preview. Wait till you see what River can do in a bar!

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"If nothing we do means anything then the only thing that means anything is what we do"
"This is the Captain. There's a litle problem with our entry sequence, we may experience some slight turbulance and then explode."

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Wednesday, October 19, 2005 1:01 PM

SLINKYJEN

Oompa Loompa Doompadee Doo
You better not mess with Serenity's crew
Oompa Loompa Doompadah Dee
Jayne won't take it well if you disagree

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Wednesday, October 19, 2005 4:12 PM

TENTHCREWMEMBER

Could you please just make it stranger? Stranger. Odder. Could be weirder. More bizarre. How about uncanny?

Simon(OS): That is not how you perform the Heimlich maneuver on someone!
Jayne: I know. But this is more fun!

OR

Jayne: Hey, Mal! Let's make a wish!
Mal(in thought): I wish you'd stop using my name at every heist!

BWAH!
TCM

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Wednesday, October 19, 2005 5:22 PM

SLAYTHIS

bump

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Wednesday, October 19, 2005 8:10 PM

RAT

Mal: Jayne, I thought I told you to use a plunger!

Jayne: I don't get what a toilet's doin' out here in the middle of the room anyways.

Wash(OS): Every planet has they're own weird traditions!

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Wednesday, October 19, 2005 11:33 PM

MINIME

Hah!
TCM - are you sure you have to be disqualified from winning?

P.S. I believe that, according to some schools of thought, the 'jayne' maneuver is probably more effective than the Heimlich.
Of course, there are other schools of thought.
Shiny!

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Thursday, October 20, 2005 1:24 AM

MUTT999

Guy in white: "...and then he took my comic. The one with you on the cover!"
Jayne: "Well now, we'll just have to see about that!" (THUMP!!)

"That's the buffet table....."

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Thursday, October 20, 2005 1:43 AM

MANTICHORUS

Quote:
Originally posted by TenthCrewMember:
Okay, so it's gonna take a bit longer than planned to fix my ruttin' computer, so I am gonna continue C2T in a slightly less shiny fashion (no cool graphic editing ).

Here is the first C2T Winner! MANTICHORUS!!!

PATIENCE: "Mal, Zoe. Where are your horses?"
MAL: "...Jayne turned them into steak."

Hi-larious stuff!...

Huzzah!

I won! ...Do I need to get in touch with you for anything to do with the last CT I won?

JAYNE: "Mal! Do I haveta keep holdin' this guy? I'm sure he's got--"
PFFFT!

Toilet humour...can't beat it.

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Thursday, October 20, 2005 2:19 AM

UNCHARTEDOUTLAW

MAL: Oh god, Jayne, I can't know this!

or

JAYNE: That's right! You clean them boots like they ain't never been cleaned before!
FED(in whiny Simpsons char voice): Um, sirrr, I don't they have ever been cleaned before!
GUY IN WHITE: Uh, he missed a spot...

or

JAYNE: Oh, diss the BDM, will ya? Fans are a bunch a pansies, eh? I'll show you fer posting bad reviews!

-Taylor

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River: "So we'll integrate non-progressional evolution theory with God's creation of Eden. Eleven inherent metaphoric parallels already there. Eleven. Important number. Prime number. One goes into the house of eleven eleven times, but always comes out one. Noah's ark is a problem."

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Thursday, October 20, 2005 5:20 AM

CYBERSNARK

My caption is inspired by Slaythis' post:

*bump*

(The sound of a head hitting floor.)

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We applied the cortical electrodes but were unable to get a neural reaction from either patient.

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Thursday, October 20, 2005 9:20 AM

WILDHEAVENFARM

Jayne swore by the effectiveness of his technique, but Mal couldn't watch. It was just so...gay.

Mary
Always a beast, never a burden.

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Thursday, October 20, 2005 9:34 AM

WILDHEAVENFARM

Jayne took every opportunity flex his creative muslce when Mal wasn't looking.

Love your job and you'll never work a day in your life.

Mary
Always a beast, never a burden.

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Thursday, October 20, 2005 4:15 PM

TENTHCREWMEMBER

Could you please just make it stranger? Stranger. Odder. Could be weirder. More bizarre. How about uncanny?

Quote:
Originally posted by Mantichorus:
Huzzah! I won! ...Do I need to get in touch with you for anything to do with the last CT I won?

Well you won one of the 9 door prizes, so if you want me to mail it to you, you need to email me with your mailing address.

tenthcrewmember@gmail.com

BWAH!
TCM

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Thursday, October 20, 2005 5:07 PM

LYRAVULPEC

Jayne(singing): You put the limey in the coconut and shake it all up!

Mal: Gorram'it Jayne, don't tell me how you managed that over there!

Stay Shiney!

"Everybodies a genius in some way or other, just many a folk is doing the wrong job so they looks like idiots!" Lyra

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Thursday, October 20, 2005 7:58 PM

CUNNINGORANGETOQUE

MAL:"Jayne, you don't have to beat up every guy who has more facial hair than you do...."

JAYNE:"Gorrammit Mal!Shut it, white robe man, you're next!"

OR

Seeing as Mal said he couldn't bring grenades, Jayne decided to take out his frustration while Mal wasn't looking.

OR

MAN UPSIDE DOWN:"Do you know what the definition of a moron is? It's someone who..."

*crack*

JAYNE:"Can kick your @$$?"

OR

JAYNE:"I wanna have my firetruck toy back.....!"

MAN:"I'm telling you, i don't have it!"

OR

MAL:"Jayne what are you doing?"

JAYNE:"Uhh....we're playing house."

MAL:"And he's upside down because...."

*beat*

JAYNE:".,...ummm....Roman Polanski's house...."

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Thursday, October 20, 2005 8:10 PM

N0SKILLZ

Jayne: What you thought I was gonna stand around and let River be the only one to have fun in the BDM?!

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Friday, October 21, 2005 1:23 PM

CUNNINGORANGETOQUE

JAYNE:"OHH!!MAL!!Can i get these brown pants?"

MAL:"No."

OR

JAYNE:"Hey shopkeep!How much for these pants?"

SHOPKEEP AT BACK OF PIC:"Umm...10 credits?"

MAL:"Sorry about him"

OR

JAYNE:"Teehee...."

MAL(to shopkeep):"Sorry you had to see him during his CRAZY TIME."

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Just in case others are interested, Round #10 is up!

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Friday, October 21, 2005 2:14 PM

CITIZEN

Mal had to admit it, Jaynes approach to tailoring was certainly unique...

or

Jayne: See Mal, I told you he was speaking outta his ass...

or

Jayne: See, I told you cartwheels were easy

More insane ramblings by the people who brought you Beeeer Milkshakes!
Even though I might, even though I try,
I can't

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Friday, October 21, 2005 11:24 PM

REAVERINA1985RIVIERA

Quote:
Originally posted by TenthCrewMember:

Due to the fact the crew hadn't scored any work in weeks, Jayne was forced to take a second job: Chropractor.

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The real-life box droppin', man-ape gone wrong thing, now without the pesky falling boxes

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Saturday, October 22, 2005 11:43 AM

CUNNINGORANGETOQUE

MAL:"That ain't exactly BOX dropping, Jayne."

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Saturday, October 22, 2005 5:44 PM

TENTHCREWMEMBER

Could you please just make it stranger? Stranger. Odder. Could be weirder. More bizarre. How about uncanny?

Jayne: Check this out, Mal! I saw this in that Mahatma Sutra book I found in Inara's trunk!
Mal: Oh, God! I can't know this!
Wash(OS): Figures the only book you'd read is one with pictures...

OR

Jayne: Now. Sing it....SIIING IIIIT!
Upsidedown-man: Jaa--aayne...*sniffle* the man they call *whimper* they call Jaaynee...*cries*

OR

Jayne: Hey, this guy's got no head!

BWAH!
TCM

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Sunday, October 23, 2005 2:46 PM

RAT

Jayne: Hey Mal, make a wish!

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Sunday, October 23, 2005 6:56 PM

TENTHCREWMEMBER

Could you please just make it stranger? Stranger. Odder. Could be weirder. More bizarre. How about uncanny?

Jayne: Okay, Mal, I got us a field goal! Now you kick it through.
Mal(to man in back): Hey can you hold for me?

OR

Adam: Can't. Dance. Properly.

OR

Jayne: Look, Mal, look! A post holer! Fer diggin' holes for posts!

BWAH!
TCM

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Monday, October 24, 2005 5:13 AM

TENTHCREWMEMBER

Could you please just make it stranger? Stranger. Odder. Could be weirder. More bizarre. How about uncanny?

Well, if you're all done grappling, it's voting time!

http://vote.sparklit.com/web_poll.spark/943309

BWAH!
TCM

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Monday, October 24, 2005 4:44 PM

TENTHCREWMEMBER

Could you please just make it stranger? Stranger. Odder. Could be weirder. More bizarre. How about uncanny?

*voting bump*

BWAH!
TCM

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