HIJACK THIS THREAD! and oh yeah, spoilers by liminalosity

My cow is already more than 31 inches above the road, but that doesn't make sense.
But.
Ever notice that Firefox AND Airwolf fire cartoon missles (in a new direction...)?

Chrisisall

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Saturday, October 22, 2005 8:10 AM

BENDY

Firefox is clearly a superior browser. What are you doing using that piece of MS 狗屎?

我瞄准为他的头。

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Saturday, October 22, 2005 8:21 AM

It IS superior, that's why we have to send someone in to steal it!
Oh oh! Opera's here, and the fat lady is singing!!!We're browser-heavy.

Chrisisall

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Saturday, October 22, 2005 8:28 AM

CAUSAL

OK...I have no idea what Chris just said. But then again, I often have no idea what my wife is saying. Just the other day, I had to make her repeat the question, "Chicken or beef" three or four times. Maybe all that time around aircraft and firearms had an effect on my hearing...

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I wish I had a magical wish-granting plank.

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Saturday, October 22, 2005 8:35 AM

BALLAD

Or maybe you just have selective hearing like most men. ;)

Speaking of men, UVA is absolutely scrabbling for this next field goal. i can't believe they're getting their butts handed to them by UNC. they beat FSU last week!!!

They weren't cows inside. They were waiting to be, but they forgot. Now they see the sky, and they remember what they are.

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Saturday, October 22, 2005 9:07 AM

MONTANAGIRL

Quote:
Originally posted by Ballad:
UNC

Go to hell Carolina!

(disclaimer: my brother went to Duke)

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"Do you accept gifts from strange men?" -Brisco
"Well, strange is no problem, but I draw the line at men I don't know." -Dixie

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Saturday, October 22, 2005 9:18 AM

CYBERSNARK

Speaking of Duke, the new G.I. Joe series is really starting to grow on me. Sure it's not as cool as the Devil's Due comic books, and it's a bit too SF to be "real" Joes, but it's still kinda cool. Good to see Studio Gonzo hasn't completely lost their touch.

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We applied the cortical electrodes but were unable to get a neural reaction from either patient.

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Saturday, October 22, 2005 9:24 AM

Quote:
Originally posted by montanagirl:

"Do you accept gifts from strange men?" -Brisco
"Well, strange is no problem, but I draw the line at men I don't know." -Dixie

I LOVE YOU for that, montanagirl!!! I need those dvd's (That don't exist yet!!)
That's what lawyers are for; get in a man's way of havin' Brisco on dvd!

It is the coming thing...

Go Comet! Chrisisall

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Saturday, October 22, 2005 12:36 PM

MONTANAGIRL

Quote:
Originally posted by chrisisall:
I LOVE YOU for that, montanagirl!!! I need those dvd's (That don't exist yet!!)
That's what lawyers are for; get in a man's way of havin' Brisco on dvd!

It is the coming thing...

Go Comet! Chrisisall

Thank you for noticing! I've had that as my sig for a while, but no one has commented on it til now.

By the way, I think I've misplaced my Orb. You haven't seen it, have you?

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"Do you accept gifts from strange men?" -Brisco
"Well, strange is no problem, but I draw the line at men I don't know." -Dixie

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Saturday, October 22, 2005 12:58 PM

Oh, you have it. Just not PRESENTly...

Chrisisall

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Saturday, October 22, 2005 2:42 PM

CHARLIETHEBLOODY

orbs are good to have but does anyone else think this whole forums gotten nasty in the last few weeks?
its nice to find a thread where folks aren't sniping at each other and using the correcting of spelling and grammar as a weapon. grenades are much better I find...

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Saturday, October 22, 2005 2:53 PM

CITIZEN

As a rule we don't ussually do the sniping grammer/spelling correction round here...
Well, sniping, at the RWED, but thats only cause Bush IS an evil capatalist psychopath who happens to also be the spawn of santa (did I mention I'm dyslexic?)...

So, am I the only one who thinks Alien 3 just wasn't right? I mean, it invalidated Both Alien and Aliens, what's the point in Newt, Bishop and Hicks surviving if they kill them off in the first 5 seconds of the next film...

stewpid...

More insane ramblings by the people who brought you Beeeer Milkshakes!
Even though I might, even though I try,
I can't

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Saturday, October 22, 2005 3:02 PM

TMURRIE

Speaking of aliens, why isn't Same Beckett from Quantum Leap and alien?

He would have made a absoluty nuts alien, with fire powers, and boots of agility with +5 to strength

(edited for the hearing impaired)

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Saturday, October 22, 2005 7:52 PM

Sam did turn into an alien, didn't he? Later on some show called Enterprise. Sorry, I tried to like it but the Brannon/Bragga set took the whole thing to its logical contusion for me.

You took this to football? When there's world series baseball out there? Quick somebody, fling me a horse hotdog and a beer.

Edited for the lys-dexic

Crap! What she -really- says is:
Everything's shiny, cap'n. Not to fret.

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Saturday, October 22, 2005 9:22 PM

BARCLAY

It's not about football or baseball. It's about hockey.

Not that NHL stuff either, good old college hockey. All you folks up north probably have a campus not too far. Greatest sport to see live, lightening fast and plenty of violence. And go Geneseo Ice Knights!

"You are on the Global Frequency."
http://www.frequencysite.com
http://kfmonkey.blogspot.com

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Saturday, October 22, 2005 10:31 PM

ROCKETJOCK

Quote:
Originally posted by Barclay:
It's not about football or baseball. It's about hockey... And go Geneseo Ice Knights!

Ah, hockey. Ain't nothin' like blood on the ice.

Speaking of blood, would a moslem vampire be afraid of a copy of the Koran?

"Hermanos! The Devil is building a Robot! Andale!" -- Numero Cinco

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Sunday, October 23, 2005 2:53 AM

CITIZEN

Yes.

But the real question is:
Given that god is infinte, and given that the Universe is also infinte,
Would you like a toasted cheese and ham bravel?

More insane ramblings by the people who brought you Beeeer Milkshakes!
Even though I might, even though I try,
I can't

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Sunday, October 23, 2005 4:36 AM

JADEHAND

Not much of a ham fan myself, but cheese is good. or is cheese god? Infinte cheese? A world of Infinte Monterey Jack, that wouldn't be a bad world I guess.
So, long song titles. My favourite band, Marillion, has a song called "If my heart were a ball, it would roll uphill" But that's not the longest song title I've heard. Pink Floyd: "Several species of small furry animals gathered together in a cave and grooving with a pick"

Visit WWW.Marillion.Com for a better way to live
"Dreaming the dream that only the sleepless know."

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Sunday, October 23, 2005 4:42 AM

EMMA

Furry animals are cute, but furry animals eating cheese are better...unless they are playing hockey...it just isn't cricket

On the other hand crickets make a nice noise and are a very pretty shade of green. I like green

extremely dimensionally transcendental

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Sunday, October 23, 2005 6:02 AM

TWG ~ however cute u may be won't spare u the merciless wrath of a post in the no-gravity zone.

Horse meat is inedible. Cowboys and Injuns never ate horsemeat. Not unless it was absolute last option and grubworms and insects as a "Plan B" were nowhere to be found. They'd have rather chewed on dusty cactus and wash it down with a cup of crumbled saltine crackers mixed with a generous helping of desert sand.

Dogs on the other hand are reputed to be nearly as tasty as cats. Ask them gorram'd orignators of words like "gorram".

Cows make for good eatin. Can't exactly put a saddle on them and ride 'em around. Them cud-chewin T-bone wannabees' are still cute and have that whole heart-warming "moo" thing goin on.

XG ~ former-owner of a chestnut colored 1/4 horse who died of old age.

No such thing as gravity. The "Earth-that-was" just sucks.

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Sunday, October 23, 2005 7:21 AM

CYBERSNARK

What was the other 3/4?

Speaking of quarters, I need bus fare.

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Sunday, October 23, 2005 7:35 AM

WAXWING6

Quote:
Originally posted by Cybersnark:
What was the other 3/4?

Speaking of quarters, I need bus fare.

In other quarters, I'm supposed to move everything in mine 5 ft. to the south. Like two inches to the left, only less artistic.

I'm Fanty, he's Mingo.

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Sunday, October 23, 2005 9:27 AM

MSCKAREN

Quote:
Like two inches to the left, only less artistic.

I often thought that the storage bay on Serenity had an Art Deco feel to it...

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"Appears they've cancelled the show and we're still here. What does that make us?"
"Big damn junkies, Sir!"
"Ain't we just."
http://karenallover.blogspot.com/

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Sunday, October 23, 2005 10:09 AM

Chinese art deco, by way of ILM

And speaking of alterations to the original idea, I've always enjoyed the way Toyota truck tailgates tend to shed their letters, morphing naturally into oto oy tya and oo brand vehicles.

Lim- big fan of both the non-sequetur and the mixt metaphor!

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Sunday, October 23, 2005 10:22 AM

TRUTHSEEKER

Quote:
Originally posted by liminalosity:
Chinese art deco, by way of ILM

And speaking of alterations to the original idea, I've always enjoyed the way Toyota truck tailgates tend to shed their letters, morphing naturally into oto oy tya and oo brand vehicles.

Lim- big fan of both the non-sequetur and the mixt metaphor!

My brother had, at one time, a Volvo, and he wanted to swap out the o's for u and a.

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The woods are the only place where I can see a clear path.

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Sunday, October 23, 2005 10:35 AM

Quote:
Originally posted by citizen:
So, am I the only one who thinks Alien 3 just wasn't right? I mean, it invalidated Both Alien and Aliens, what's the point in Newt, Bishop and Hicks surviving if they kill them off in the first 5 seconds of the next film...

I keep forgetting, I'm new to your world. In my reality, Ailen 3 wasn't made, and Joss made Firefly instead of writing Alien: Resurrection (as a series AND a bunch of movies!!!)
Unfortunatly, clicking my heels no longer achieves the desired result...

Chrisisallin the wrong dimension

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Sunday, October 23, 2005 10:47 AM

MEANGOLDFISH

grammar and/or spelling is obviously new to you in this world as well.

you know that old chinese guy in the beginning of Gremlins? What do you think happened to his eye? Because one is white, and one's not.

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Sunday, October 23, 2005 11:07 AM

Quote:
Originally posted by meangoldfish:
grammar and/or spelling is obviously new to you in this world as well.

Huh? What are you on about?

That guy was Master Po's grandson, it's in the genes.

Chrisisall is a dam gud spller

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Sunday, October 23, 2005 11:21 AM

DREAMTROVE

Firefox 0.8 here.

I can't help but feel that if they had a ground transport called the Thoroughbred rather than the Mule that they might've been able to outrun them Reavers

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Sunday, October 23, 2005 11:25 AM

AKUKODOGO

I had really great line about it being too hot to wear jeans where I am but I can;t use that one now.
I shall just have to mount up on my deadly treadly and head for the reavers at my place of employ and just hope I get home with a whole skin, never mind the sanity.

Bullet in the brain pan, squish.

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Sunday, October 23, 2005 11:49 AM

SERAFIMO

I just wanted to say that, on this lovely Sunday afternoon, I am thoroughly appreciating the uber randomness of this thread.

Happy day, all.

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Sunday, October 23, 2005 3:40 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by Serafimo:
I just wanted to say that, on this lovely Sunday afternoon, I am thoroughly appreciating the uber randomness of this thread.

Happy day, all.

Thanks, I needed a breath for some non-tropo content, but still the silliness with the people.

[question bubble]I have been waiting for a movie for months, and have yet to see it surface...
"Nightwatch" Russian SF, vampires, dir Timur Bekmambetov
Anybody know anything about it? I haven''t found it yet.
[/question bubble]

I tasted horse in Moscow, and it's not that bad, but euuu, don't want to do it again.

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Sunday, October 23, 2005 5:35 PM

MAI

More randomeness yesssss!!!

Also peanut butter and cheese not a good combo.

So my question is did the horse bite back?

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Sunday, October 23, 2005 6:47 PM

TRUTHSEEKER

Quote:
Originally posted by mai:
More randomeness yesssss!!!

Also peanut butter and cheese not a good combo.

So my question is did the horse bite back?

What kind of cheese? 'Cause your generic, processed, American type cheese, I would say definitely a bad idea, but maybe something in a smokey gouda, perhaps? I could see that working out all right...

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The woods are the only place where I can see a clear path.

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Sunday, October 23, 2005 7:21 PM

KAREL

Flying on duct tape and a damaged registry.

Ah. Another self-highjacking thread. Beware the Mal-licious one.

Peanut butter and sharp cheddar.

Fish.
Bowling.
Light bulb.

(Sorry guys, it's late.)

Take care!
--Karel.

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Sunday, October 23, 2005 8:38 PM

The other 3/4's was largely composed of nickels, dimes, and dog food (and whatnot).

I sent my Kibbles-N-Bits quarter horse off to the ole' glue factory in the sky. Leftovers prolly found their way into a bag of dog food.

Not being humorous-ific. Being buttugly truthful. Well, truthful in a semi-semantic sort of way ~ that horse is now worm food... would never desecrate my pet in death like that while most others would. A horse is nothing more than a big dog, just as loyal, just as smart, and equally playful (cept you don't wanna get in front of those frontal hooves when it rears back and wants to wrestle ~ certain death or brain damage).

XG

No such thing as gravity. The "Earth-that-was" just sucks.

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Sunday, October 23, 2005 9:05 PM

Nickels and dimes? Your boy ate nickles and dimes?

At least as cool as a dog, and I love dogs, but you can go exploring further afield with a horse.

Bring back drive-in theaters! Even Cowboy Bebop had drive-in theaters! The world would be a better place.

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Sunday, October 23, 2005 9:29 PM

MAI

well i suppose thats kind of like a savings account except a lot ickier.

speaking of dogs i really like cats better. you know cause they are so much more independent.

im pretty sure my clock is gone backwards because i have a vaguely "2002" feel to the air now.

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Sunday, October 23, 2005 9:54 PM

Cats are pets for people who don't have time for pets. You ignore them, and they ignore you. They are watered-down de-evolved mirrors of the big kittykats of deepest darkest North Africa. Cats can rub up against you and purr a whole lot but they ain't worth a damn beyond that.

A dog and/or a horse will follow you into the bowels of hell, and remain loyal to any fault... including death.

Try and get a cat to follow you off a cliff in a moment of absolute "no-other-options" and it'll be rubbing up and purring on the person who drove you off that cliff when you're a big red splotch on the jagged rocks below. Think I'd rather die with my leg-humping mutt then die alone while my traitor cat fondles my killer.

XG

No such thing as gravity. The "Earth-that-was" just sucks.

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Monday, October 24, 2005 4:45 AM

ALLARTICULATE

Speaking of cats and dogs, what pets do you think each of our BDH would choose?

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Monday, October 24, 2005 6:09 AM

WAXWING6

Quote:
Originally posted by allarticulate:
Speaking of cats and dogs, what pets do you think each of our BDH would choose?

Mal-dog, Inara-cat (and you wonder why they argue so much...) Kaylee-hamsters, Simon-fancy tropical fish, Jayne--MORE GUNS!!!

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Monday, October 24, 2005 6:59 AM

BALLAD

Speaking of fancy tropical fish, I finally saw Finding Nemo. I am INSANE for not having seen it before now. Best movie to come out of Disney since....actually, I think it might be my favorite. I credit Pixar. They rock. Disney makes crappy straight-to-video sequels.

--Ballad

They weren't cows inside. They were waiting to be, but they forgot. Now they see the sky, and they remember what they are.

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Monday, October 24, 2005 8:52 AM

Yay horray for Nemo!
and all alternately-abled children everywhere!

Quote:
Originally posted by XeroGravity:
They are watered-down de-evolved mirrors of the big kittykats of deepest darkest North Africa. Cats can rub up against you and purr a whole lot but they ain't worth a damn beyond that.

A dog and/or a horse will follow you into the bowels of hell, and remain loyal to any fault... including death.

Try and get a cat to follow you off a cliff in a moment of absolute "no-other-options" and it'll be rubbing up and purring on the person who drove you off that cliff when you're a big red splotch on the jagged rocks below.

Once I had a cat who would go for walks (no leash) and played a mean game of psychic fetch (I would hide the crackley paper, then send to her where it was). But in general I agree that dogs are more interactive, up for anything, and you always get to decide what's next. Horses can be as much fun as my cat with the psychic fetch, and they are also sweet and cuddly-loyal like dogs. So me, I'll have one of each, and the cat can stay at home and guard the cabin against a mouse attack, while the horse, the dog and I go rocketing off the cliff in pursuit of truth and justice.

So, where's the button on my keyboard that will disguise this site as .job?

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Monday, October 24, 2005 12:49 PM

CASUALTY

If you work for a company who's reason for being is to check other websites this site would be classed as .job!

Speaking of job, I have an initiation to complete! Only one more to go.

http://www.fireflyfans.net/thread.asp?b=2&t=14264#195771

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"If nothing we do means anything then the only thing that means anything is what we do"
"This is the Captain. There's a litle problem with our entry sequence, we may experience some slight turbulance and then explode."

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Monday, October 24, 2005 12:49 PM

EVILBUNNIES

Hijacking this thread because 1) This is the point of this thread and 2) because I have some Team Random initiation stuff to get done. A poem.

Look at the team random thread as to how this came about.

*~*~*

My broken bicycle sits all alone
While I try my best to conduct this poem.
I found the buckin bronco Matt, its safe now
If she ever stole it, I don't know how.
Never mix flapjacks and turkey together
A Fannypack full of money will make one feel much better.
Sadly I don't know to how to work crisyllis into this poem
Anyone else agree Sean's abs are completely toned?
At long last this poem is done, I'll leave you to muse
That once my fake husband went on a gay cruise.
*~*~*

2 more posts to hijack....

Mal: Define interesting.
Wash: Oh god, oh god, we're all gonna die?

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Monday, October 24, 2005 1:07 PM

SSFANN1

Quote:
Originally posted by montanagirl:
Quote:
Originally posted by chrisisall:
I LOVE YOU for that, montanagirl!!! I need those dvd's (That don't exist yet!!)
That's what lawyers are for; get in a man's way of havin' Brisco on dvd!

It is the coming thing...

Go Comet! Chrisisall

Thank you for noticing! I've had that as my sig for a while, but no one has commented on it til now.

By the way, I think I've misplaced my Orb. You haven't seen it, have you?

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"Do you accept gifts from strange men?" -Brisco
"Well, strange is no problem, but I draw the line at men I don't know." -Dixie

Gees! I love you guys! I thought I was the only BCJ fan left alive! What can we do to get it on dvds??

Shiny

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Tuesday, October 25, 2005 1:15 AM