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Hi larious moments.

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Sunday, December 4, 2005 10:05 PM

So I'm taking a liking to these threads where we say our favorite romantic, aw moments, so I want to ask everyones gut busting funny moments. I can't pick just one, so I'll ask the top three.

mine
1)Mal's joke on Simon and then we see em all laughing so hard...I was laughing right with em.

2)When Wash Busts out with "Some people juggle geese" for the second time.

3)"How drunk was I last night?"
"I don't know, I passed out."
This is a tiny moment but it just makes me laugh so hard every time.

And for good measure, I'm just going to add Washs face in Jaynestown when the whole bar starts singing the hero of Canton.

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Sunday, December 4, 2005 10:20 PM

EARLYSUMMER

1)After seeing Jayne's statue for the first time
Simon:"Son of a Bitch" - perfect punch line for the whole cussing conversation with Kaley. (Jaynestown)

2)Jayne: "That's why I never kiss them on the mouth". That line totally caught me off guard. (Our Mrs.Reynolds)

3)River: "By the way, I can kill you with my brain". The look on Jayne's face was hilarious. (Trash)

Those 3 are just off the top of my head, but really there's just too many to rank.

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Sunday, December 4, 2005 11:13 PM

BATMARLOWE

Don't forget the immortal classic "I'll be in my bunk".

Y'know even though Wash was "the funny one" it's seems most of the funniest lines have come from Jayne.

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Sunday, December 4, 2005 11:34 PM

DC4BS

Train Job -
Mal: Darn... (and Crow goes into the engine intake)

Heart of Gold -
Mal: They're whores.
Jayne: I'm in!

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FOX Execs...

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Monday, December 5, 2005 12:50 AM

SMITH

Book: Special hell...

Inara: I fell down is all!

Zoe: This is something Captain has to do for himself.
Mal: No it's not!

So many more!!!!

Say no more. Evil's still afoot and I'm almost out of that Nancy-bot hair-gel that I like so much. Quickly to the Angelmobile, away!

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Monday, December 5, 2005 4:19 AM

SHINYHINEYSUPERLIMEY

Definitely what DC4BS said,

Heart of Gold -
Mal: They're whores.
Jayne: I'm in!

That totally cracked me up.

Serenity-
When the fed has River and is holding the ship hostge and Mal just walks in and shoots him, classic :)

And from the film...

Select to view spoiler:

Mal: Do you wanna run this ship?
Jayne: Yes!
Mal: Well... you can't!

That was probably the moment I knew I was gonna wanna see theis film again, and again... and I hadn't even heard of FIrefly at that point!

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Monday, December 5, 2005 3:28 PM

Love all the above - definately classics...but I also like the quieter ones that almost slip by...

1. In Mrs. Reynolds: Kaylee (about Mal) - "He makes everybody cry."

2. In The Message: Zoey's line about stealth and silence when Mal comes blasting & screaming and she says calmly "Course there are other schools of thought..." I kinda snorted over that one. Love the follow-up from Mal "They don't like it when you shoot at 'em - figured that out myself!"

3. In Jaynestown: Zoey to Wash "Why, is that Jayne Cobb? Pinch me I must be dreaming" Jayne "I'll pinch you".

They almost slip past without notice which makes them even funnier!

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"See, this is another sign of your tragic space dementia, all paranoid and crotchety. Breaks the heart."

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Monday, December 5, 2005 5:25 PM

CANTONHEROINE

There's a little bit in "War Stories" where Jayne says, "I'll be in my bunk" for the second time, and then Zoe comes in and says, "Jayne, grab your weapon."
It's the subtle funny that gets me.
Also, Mal's double take when he first sees Jayne in his goggles in "Jaynestown." Classic.

"Now somethin' about that is just downright unsettlin'."

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Monday, December 5, 2005 6:04 PM

ALAND

The very last bit in War Stories, where Jayne says "Hey, free soup", and thoughtlessly gives bruised and battered Mal a friendly slap in the chest. Kills me every time.

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Monday, December 5, 2005 6:49 PM

SAMEERTIA

Our Mrs. Reynolds -
Kaylee says, "He makes everyone cry. He's like a monster."

Mal: "I'm NOT a monster!"
Just the look on his face, and his dismay, and his complete lack of control over the entire situation, kills me everytime.

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Monday, December 5, 2005 6:57 PM

CHINDI

"Now you see Morbid and creepifying I got no problem with..." (or close to that) Mal

Chindi

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Monday, December 5, 2005 7:14 PM

MALSGIRL

Oh there are so many good ones. Off the top of my head...

In Out of Gas when they're all sitting around the table and the cake is on the table and Kaylee is talking about how she tried to make the frosting as chocolatey as possable they turn the cameria back on Simon, and Jayne is trying to sneak a bit of the frosting off and Mal smacks him. (much funnier then I make it sound) It's such a small little moment but I just love it. It's kinda' like the "Hey, free soup." moment at the end of War Stories.

I also love scene in The Message where Mal and Zoe are telling Inara the story about Tracy stealing the mustache. That story always makes me laugh.

And of course, toward the beginning of War Stories, when Mal yells at Kaylee and River "One of you is going to fall and die and I'm not cleaning it up."

Our Mrs Reynolds in general is a hi-larious episode. One of my favorite scenes is right there at the beginning, the whole: "I married me a horrable ugly creature." "How can you say that about me, how can you..." You know what I'm talking about. I love that bit. I have my computer set up so it plays that whole bit of dialoge when I turn it on.

Oh there are so many good ones. But I'll stop with those, for now.

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"You will keep a civil tongue in that mouth
or I will sew it shut."
~Mal to Jayne

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Wednesday, December 7, 2005 10:38 AM

ZIGGY

I must confess that the "grab your weapon" line passed right over me. My favourite moments are
"my days of not taking you seriously are definately coming to middle" in OMR.
"Mercy is the act of a great man - guess I'm just a good one - well I'm alright". in Shindig
I'm sure there must be lots I've forgotton about.

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Wednesday, December 7, 2005 10:57 AM

FIRESTALKER

Man: I'm sure if you require one any gentleman here will loan you the use of their sword.
Mal: Usavawhat?

I love that line.

Mal's "Hunh" in Serenity when he see's River for the first time. Also when River scares him when she wakes up from Cryo.

or this gem:

Mal: If I knew that I would do the job for free.
Zoe: Then can I have your share?
Mal: No.
Zoe: If you die can I have your share?
Mal: Yes.

or:
Simon: This must be what going crazy feels like.

or:

Wash: I think it captured his essence.
Kaylee: I think he looks angry.
Wash: Kinda what I meant.

and:
Kaylee: Every where I go his eyes keep following me. <-Said while moving back and forth, gets me everytime.

and:
River: My food is problematic.

and finally:
Jayne: Whatcha all order a dead guy for?

Just a few of my favorites... But of course there are a **** load more.

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"You know what the definition of a hero is? Someone that gets other people killed.

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Wednesday, December 7, 2005 11:27 AM

SAMEERTIA

And shortly following the

"My food is problematic."

When River walks past Simon and just gives him that total little sister brat look. "You are such a boob."

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Wednesday, December 7, 2005 11:39 AM

MOTHRA

Well, most of you beat me to my favorites, but one has been overlooked!

The first scene in Trash where Mal is sitting naked on a rock in the middle of a desert. I just love the way the camera pans in towards him and he says "Yep. That went well."

There are so many great ones.

"I'll be in my bunk."
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"I hit my head is all."
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"I call it 'Vera'."
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"I can kill you with my brain."
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Inara: What did I tell you about barging into my shuttle?
Mal: That it was manly and impulsive?
Inara: Yes, precisely, only the exact phrase I used was "don't".
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Jubal Early: Where'd she go?
Simon: I can't keep track of her when she's not incorporeally possessing a spaceship. Don't look at me"
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Zoë: Captain'll come up with a plan.
Kaylee: Well, that's good... right?
Zoë: Possibly you're not recalling some of his previous plans.
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Wash: Yeah, but psychic? That sounds like science fiction.
Zoë: You live on a spaceship, dear.
Wash: So?
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There's a million of 'em, I tell you! Or at least there WOULD have been ithat many if Fox hadn't thrown a monkey wrench into Mr. Whedon's doin's. Gossa.

I love this show.

Inara: It sounds like something this crew can handle. I can't guarantee they'll handle it particularly well.
Nandi: If they've got guns and brains at all...
Inara: They've got guns.

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Wednesday, December 7, 2005 11:47 AM

CBY

Quote:
Originally posted by Firestalker:

or this gem:

Mal: If I knew that I would do the job for free.
Zoe: Then can I have your share?
Mal: No.
Zoe: If you die can I have your share?
Mal: Yes.

I love the line shortly before that:

Zoe: "Sir, I think you have a problem with your brain being missing."

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Wednesday, December 7, 2005 11:55 AM

FIRESTALKER

I forgot that one.

*Too many, head going... to....explode*

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"You know what the definition of a hero is? Someone that gets other people killed.

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Wednesday, December 7, 2005 11:55 AM

FIRESTALKER

I forgot that one.

*Too many, head going... to....explode*

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"You know what the definition of a hero is? Someone that gets other people killed.

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Wednesday, December 7, 2005 11:55 AM

FIRESTALKER

Double posts are fun, double posts are cool... Everyone!
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"You know what the definition of a hero is? Someone that gets other people killed.

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Wednesday, December 7, 2005 12:04 PM

FIRESTALKER

Another one that I love:

Zoe: River he's putting the hair away now.
River: Doesn't matter... It'll still be there, watching, waiting.

and one more:

two words- Headless Wash!!:D

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"You know what the definition of a hero is? Someone that gets other people killed.

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Wednesday, December 7, 2005 12:13 PM

BESTER

out of gas
mal : "if that dosn't work go outside and hook them up to the navsat tramsmitter !"
wash:" RIGHT, cause teenage pranks are fun when your about to die !
train job
kaylee: "there's no call to be snappy jayne "
jayne:" are you about to jump onto a moving train!"" you just go and figure out what's wrong with that moonbrained sister of yours and if we need anything we'll call ya . dong ma !"
the message
simon: "this may come as a surprise but i'm not very good at talking to women"
zoe: "your saying there is someone your good at talking to "

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Wednesday, December 7, 2005 2:44 PM

CYBERSNARK

In "Shindig," immediately after Mal punches Atherton.

*Ath climbs to his feet, rubbing his split lip*
ATHERTON: I accept!

MAL: That's great!
*beat*
What?

It's just Mal's bravado leading into the "wait, that wasn't right" reaction.

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We applied the cortical electrodes but were unable to get a neural reaction from either patient.

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Wednesday, December 7, 2005 3:09 PM

MEANGOLDFISH

you guys left out the best one!

in Objects in Space, when all the fighting wakes up Jayne, and he rips the blanket covering his guns off and the music is playing, then he just goes back to sleep.

That is, hands down, my funniest moment.

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Wednesday, December 7, 2005 3:13 PM

CAPERCAILLIE

"We applied the cortical electrodes..."

I crack up every time I watch them trying to act like EMT's....the pupils were dilapidated, etc. I wish I could remember some of the other ones but I'm usually just laughing too much.

From "Safe"
Today I was a pompous ass and my sister was crazy. Today we got kidnapped by hill folk - best day ever."

Still suffering from Firefly withdrawal, may have to order another DVD set.....

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Wednesday, December 7, 2005 3:22 PM

SHINYTALENT

Ok So I had to go back and rewatch bits of the series for this but here it goes:

Simon: "Oh my god- You're like a trained ape- without the training.

Jayne: "That's why I never kiss 'em on the mouth."

River: "I swallowed a bug." (Just the fact that everyone's more worried about River, when there's no reason to be.)

Oh and I can't remember exactly how it goes but when Simon and Kaylee are sitting there drinking and Mal decides it's time for everyone to leave. The way Mal and Kaylee are talking as if Simon's not even sitting there.

The human body can be drained of blood in 8.6 seconds given adequate vacuuming systems.

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Wednesday, December 7, 2005 4:40 PM

CHINDI

can't remember where it was (the film maybe??) (oh senior moment...or two or ten)

When they all come in and they are banged up and Kaylee says to Simon "are you all right?" and Mal says (cus he is really banged up and Simon was not touched) "Is HE alright???"

man this show is just so damned good...

Chindi

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Wednesday, December 7, 2005 4:50 PM

AINTNOSHEPHERD

It was something like this.
Kaylee: Now captain? But things are going so...well.
Mal: Well? Oh..._well!_

Where to start? I'd love to quote the BDM but I don't know how to hide the spoilers yet, so...

Mal: I swear by my pretty floral bonnet, I will end you. (actually that whole exchange)

Mal: But she was naked and all - articulate!

Mal: C'mon Inara, how's about we don't play. You didn't trip, did you.
Inara: No.
Mal: Well how do you like that. I knew you let her kiss you!

Mal: I believe that women's planning to shoot me again.
Jayne: I've got an idea; why don't we shoot her first?
Wash: It IS her turn...

Early: You're not in my gorram mind, you're on my gorram ship!

And finally maybe my all-time favorite,

Zoe: We're goin' to get the captain back.
Jayne: Whaddya gonna do, clone him?

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Yep, that went well.

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Wednesday, December 7, 2005 8:55 PM

VIOLETRIX

excuse me if it's not verbatim, but it's late in my time zone. my favorite line/moment is Mal's: "I swear by my pretty floral bonnet, if your hand touches metal, I will end you." (our mrs. reynolds)

best line in anything i've ever seen on tv.

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Wednesday, December 7, 2005 11:12 PM

QUIETUDE

The main one that springs to mind is the last sentence uttered in Firefly by Jubal Early in Objects in space. He is floating around in space after being pushed by Mal and all he says is:

'Well, here I am'.

Fantastic acceptance of his circumstances and how he had been out thought, as he becomes just another floating object in space.

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Wednesday, December 7, 2005 11:12 PM

RCAT

So hard to choose, multiple lines from each episode...A few that always crack me up (not already listed):

Mal: Oh, I'm gonna go to the special hell.

Wash: We gotta go to the crappy town where I'm a hero.

River: "Day" is a vestigial mode of time measurement based on solar cycles. It's not applicable...I didn't get you anything.

River: Keep walkin', preacher man.
(after the 'hair' incident)

Jaye: Whoo! My John Thomas is about to pop off and fly around the room, there's so much tasty in here.
Wash: Would be you'd get your most poetical about your pecker.

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Thursday, December 8, 2005 2:57 AM

GRAYFURY

Quote:
Originally posted by MalsGirl:

In Out of Gas when they're all sitting around the table and the cake is on the table and Kaylee is talking about how she tried to make the frosting as chocolatey as possable they turn the cameria back on Simon, and Jayne is trying to sneak a bit of the frosting off and Mal smacks him. (much funnier then I make it sound) It's such a small little moment but I just love it. It's kinda' like the "Hey, free soup." moment at the end of War Stories.

I loved that one too.... I felt it summed the show up pretty good in 2 seconds. There is a similar one in Our Mrs. reynolds.... Yo-Saf-Brige was standing there being consoled by Kaylee "he's like a monster!" ....You see Jaynes hand come in from the right side of the screen and kind of "Caress" Saffrons shoulder. FUN-NEE

"Dear God In Heaven!" - Plastic Dinosaur

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Thursday, December 8, 2005 4:08 AM

DIANASPR

The one that gets me is
Jayne: THE CHAIN OF COMMAND IS THE ONE I GO GET AND BEAT YOU WITH TO LET YOU KNOW WHO IS IN COMMAND. (OR SOMETHING LIKE THAT)

IN THE MSG:
WASH: OH MY ITS GROTESQUE, OH AND THERES SOMETHING IN A JAR. (AGAIN SOMETHING LIKE THAT)

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Thursday, December 8, 2005 7:01 AM

SERYN

I love the line after that as well, (qouted below, so i'm not gonna type it)

and you're all forgetting just before the 'free soup' moment, when Mal informs Zoe that she has to sleep with him, the awkward show of placing hands and zoe's deadpan 'take me now sir, take me hard'

It only very amusing until Jayne come through the door (the look on his face) and then it's just downright the rib-ticklingest thing i've seen

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'do not fear me, ours is a peaceful race, and we must live in harmony'

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Thursday, December 8, 2005 8:26 AM

CALLMESERENITY

My favourite moment is wordless. In OMR when Saffron asks Mal if he wants her to wash his feet and then he just looks at her, then turns to Wash & Zoe (OS) and then just turns and walks away.

The look on his face! Oh, that gets me every time!

Serenity, First Officer of Destiny

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Wednesday, December 14, 2005 6:18 AM

QUIETUDE

Another one for me is the 'Kaylee's dead' line from Mal. I remember that Joss planned to have a main character killed off in the first episode of Buffy, which he did but didn't have the dosh to make a false startup sequence with that actor in. Now I as I am sure most of you did, I liked Kaylee right from the start, so I got fooled completely by that one. The reaction from seeing other people watching those scenes is they all have a baffled look on their face.

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Wednesday, December 14, 2005 6:40 AM

GRAYFURY

I forget Wash's line verbatim, but its from the BDM...

"Can we go back to the part where Jayne got beat up by a 90 Lb. girl? Because thats never going to get old"

"Dear God In Heaven!" - Plastic Dinosaur

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Thursday, December 15, 2005 2:39 AM

DC4BS

Some of the funniest stuff in the show is the non-verbal acting. I think it's a very big part of what makes it so good.

Jaynes face as he rips off the tape in the beginning of Jaynestown. Rriippp! 'eeek!'

Also, Jayne hurredly dumping the Tams stuff back in thier room and almost getting caught at the end of Safe.

Kaylee: (after powering down Serenity) "Uh oh... Now I can't get down."

Jayne: Can you hear me Captain?
Mal: I'm standing right here.

Young River in Safe: We've been cut off. We'll have to eat the men! (She was wierd before they messed with her brain)

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Thursday, December 15, 2005 3:34 AM

RACOONBOY

There are many great ones, some mentioned above and some not, like in OMR, something along the lines of:

"Whoa! Good Bible!"

and in HoG, when Mal says to Inara:

"This distress wouldn't happen to be takin' place in someones pants, would it?"

which is one of my favourites, then theres also the one in OiS which someone already mentioned, with Jayne waking up and pulling off the sheet covering his guns, then putting it over himself and going back to sleep.
That's just a few off the top of my head.

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Thursday, December 15, 2005 4:32 AM

GIXXER

Book: Now isn't that...Special.

G

"So from now on I guess the operational phrase is 'Trust no one.'"
"No. Trust Ivanova, trust yourself, anybody else: shoot them."

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