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CAPTION 2 TIGHTPANTS #10 - double digity goodness

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Sunday, January 22, 2006 5:19 PM

Could you please just make it stranger? Stranger. Odder. Could be weirder. More bizarre. How about uncanny?

Ruttin' hi-larious stuff from this week's winner, voted in by his peers, none can deny a veteran captioner for too long...congrats to CITIZEN for making us all laugh until we sound like terrifyin' space monkeys!

MAL: Whadda ya mean you forged your pilot's License?
WASH: It's okay, I'm getting the hang of it now, left a bit, right a bit, straighten 'er up...

And now, into week 10 of part 2 of the history-making, everlasting, new and improved, 10% less fat, not mandatory, making a man out of a mouse, CAPTION TIGHTPANTS, we give you the opportunity to honor your friends:

FOX EXEC: I still don't get it...horses AND spaceships...what is that all about?
OTHER FOX EXEC: *sigh* This really is the SPECIAL HELL...

Now you!

BWAH!
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Sunday, January 22, 2006 5:34 PM

THESOAPBOXER

Quote:

Middle Skeleton: Hey Book! Why do you get to be front and center?

Right Skeleton: Well, I was their friend, see...

or

Skeleton:(singing) ...when you kiss me. Fever when you hold me tight. Fever! I'm on fire. Fever all through the night...

Other Skeletons: Shut up, Earl!

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Could you please just make it stranger? Just stranger. Odder. Could be weirder. More bizarre. How about uncanny? ~Joss Whedon

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Sunday, January 22, 2006 5:37 PM

JADEHAND

VO: "....And that was the last time they ever talked at the theatre......"

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The loneliness calls him, And the edge which must be sharpened,
He's losing it. And he knows.
But there's a fighter in his mind and his body's tough
The years have been unkind, but kind enough." -Ocean Cloud (Marbles) -Marillion

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Sunday, January 22, 2006 6:47 PM

DRPAIN

Quote:
Originally posted by TenthCrewMember:

VO: Just then Paul and his buddies realized that it wasn't bacon they smelled burning, it was them.

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WWJD: What Would Jayne Do?

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Sunday, January 22, 2006 6:51 PM

NUCKLES87

Zoe: When the Fox execs cancelled Firefly, Reavers attacked the studio, raped the execs, and instead of killing them, eating their flesh and sewing their skin, they tied their bodies outside the ship, letting them sit for a spell whilst the exited the planets atmosphere. Needless to say, the folks at Fox where none to happy..

Wash: Um..why are you telling me this?

Zoe: Thats whats gonna happen to you if you don't make me a baby. Ok honey?

Wash:.......

Or....

The crew started giving Mal odd glances when he insisted putting up the new decor he bought from Spencer's.

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Sunday, January 22, 2006 7:04 PM

MATTIE

Quote:

Jayne: I knew you took sexual advantage of her!
Mal: Jayne, if you never kiss 'em on the mouth, then why are you here?
Jayne: I've never had that long an attention span, and that lastStar Wars movie was really long.
Book: I told you to be quiet!
Mal and Jayne: Preacher?!
Mal: So you do have a smutty mind!

Wacky fun!

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Sunday, January 22, 2006 7:05 PM

SAINTJAYNIAC

And that was the LAST time they ate Jayne's famous colonectomy nuclear chili.

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Sunday, January 22, 2006 8:00 PM

KAYLEE4SIMON

Welcome to the dead Bob show!

or

The Disney imaginers took it one step too far when they thought of the "heaven and hell" ride.

Keep shiny!

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Sunday, January 22, 2006 10:31 PM

CUNNINGORANGETOQUE

JOSS(os):"Okay, here's your motivation...you're dead. ACTION!!

...

BRILLIANT!!!"

OR

SKELETON#1:"How do you think our acting is going?"

SKELETON #2:"Dude, i smell Oscar!!No, seriously...he had one too many Fruity Oaty Bars before we were tied up here...his carcass is kinda...eww...."

OR

SKELETON #1:"I told them i wasn't a lawyer!!I just represent one!!!"

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Sunday, January 22, 2006 11:06 PM

N0SKILLZ

Wash(OS): Capt i think we hit someone!

or

VO: My friends straped me to the front of the ship, and I was never seen again. It was the worst day ever!

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RAF Lakenheath

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Monday, January 23, 2006 12:40 AM

MANTICHORUS

The effects of River's Infinite Probability Drive were not beloved by the crew.

OR

Spontaneous Human Combustion is still a problem in the far future.

OR

Special Hell: abandon all hope all ye Fox execs who enter.

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Monday, January 23, 2006 4:24 AM

MATTIE

Skeleton: Guess there's no point to askin' where we're goin', is there?

Wacky fun!

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Monday, January 23, 2006 4:28 AM

TENTHCREWMEMBER

Could you please just make it stranger? Stranger. Odder. Could be weirder. More bizarre. How about uncanny?

In an effort to start a healthier lifestyle, Reavers began flame broiling of their food.

OR

In the future, crucifixion takes on a whole new look.

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Monday, January 23, 2006 1:31 PM

SICKDUDE

Reaver1: Original or Extra Crispy?
Reaver2: Ooh, I'll take the one in the middle...

or

Skeleton on left: I'm not feeling so good. The pilot's doin' a lot o' weaving around during re-entry...

or

Skeleton on right: I don't wanna explode!

"Don't say 'ka' until you've tried it." Daniel Jackson

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Monday, January 23, 2006 2:01 PM

CHRISPV

SWEET! Serenity/Army of Darkness Crossover! This is both Shiny and Groovy!

Mal: Gorramit, I will NOT Shop S-Mart!

Ash: Well hello, Captain Fancypants!

Reavers and Deadites: Have tea and discuss important politcal trends of the era.

Curse your sudden but inevitable betrayal, Fox!

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Monday, January 23, 2006 2:30 PM

PDCHARLES

What happened? He see your face?

All: Are we there yet? Are we there yet? Are we there yet?

OR...

1 Skeleton: Anyone have any tums?

OR...

Top skeleton (singin'): ...burns, burn, burns,
The ring of fire, the ring of fire.

Other skeleton: Hey, "Walk the Line" was good, but DAMN!

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Monday, January 23, 2006 2:35 PM

CITIZEN

Feelin' hot hot hot...

or

Well I told you to put on sun lotion, but you wouldn't listen...

or

Rolls-Royce took hood adornments in a strange new direction.

or

Reaver BBQ's: Just like any other, with a little twist.

More insane ramblings by the people who brought you beeeer milkshakes!
The statistics on sanity are that one out of every four persons is suffering from some sort of mental illness. Think of your three best friends -- if they're okay, then it's you.

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Monday, January 23, 2006 2:37 PM

DC4BS

Skelitons (singing):
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Some things in life are bad,
They can really make you mad,
Other things just make you melt and burn,
When you're becoming lump's o' gristle,
Don't grumble,
Give a whistle
And this'll help things turn out for the best.
And...

Always look on the bright side of life.
(whistle)
Always look on the light side of life.
(whistle)

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Fox execs = The first ones up agains the wall when the revolution came...

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dc4bs

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Monday, January 23, 2006 2:53 PM

SIMONWHO

It was only after re-entering the atmosphere that the crew remembered Simon and River had once again been hiding outside the ship.

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Monday, January 23, 2006 3:34 PM

CHRISPV

Quote:
Originally posted by dc4bs:
Skelitons (singing):
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Some things in life are bad,
They can really make you mad,
Other things just make you melt and burn,
When you're becoming lump's o' gristle,
Don't grumble,
Give a whistle
And this'll help things turn out for the best.
And...

Always look on the bright side of life.
(whistle)
Always look on the light side of life.
(whistle)

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Fox execs = The first ones up agains the wall when the revolution came...

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dc4bs

Brilliant!

Curse your sudden but inevitable betrayal, Fox!

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Monday, January 23, 2006 3:50 PM

DARKJESTER

Serenity Star Runner!
The Ugly One: "Ow, my skin is extra-crispy!"
The Cheerleader: "Ok girls, let's get ready to look Soooo Gooood!"

MAL "You only gotta scare him."
JAYNE "Pain is scary..."

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Monday, January 23, 2006 4:57 PM

TENTHCREWMEMBER

Could you please just make it stranger? Stranger. Odder. Could be weirder. More bizarre. How about uncanny?

Having strapped their friend in a position of honor,
the crew of Serenity redefined the term CookBook.

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Monday, January 23, 2006 7:07 PM

OCELOT

"Gorramit....I told you stowing away was a bad idea."

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Monday, January 23, 2006 7:23 PM

THESOAPBOXER

"Y'know, it's weird. I know we're burning to death and all, but I still just gotta smile!"
________________

"I don't see why you're so upset, Joe. Your will did say that you wanted your body incinerated after death. This is close enough."

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Could you please just make it stranger? Just stranger. Odder. Could be weirder. More bizarre. How about uncanny? ~Joss Whedon

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Tuesday, January 24, 2006 7:47 AM

GAZERBEAM

Mal loses the keys to the ship and goes to look between the cusions of the couch IN HELL!!!

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Tuesday, January 24, 2006 7:58 AM

CBY

Try the special reaver sauna fragrance - now 20% off!

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Tuesday, January 24, 2006 8:12 AM

JAYRO

Quote:

Rehearsals for the Helldancers' cover of YMCA weren't going so well.

OR

"I told you guys if we posted a nasty thread about Joss, we'd get flamed!"

OR

The Firefly/Jason and the Argonauts crossover entered post-production.

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"We need a hood ornament."

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Tuesday, January 24, 2006 8:28 AM

MTNSCOTT

"I told you we should have waited for the crosswalk"

Only the half mad are wholly alive!
E.A.

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Tuesday, January 24, 2006 1:39 PM

CHOLLETT

Skeletons: "Buurn, baby burn...DISCO INFERNO!"

OR

Reaver 1(OS): "Oooh, look at all the pretties!"
Reaver 2(OS): "Too much foofurrah. If i want a dress, i want something with a little more slink (ie.skin)."
Reaver 3(OS): "You want a slinky dress? I can buy you a slinky dress. Captain, can i have weapons for a slinky dress?"

OR

Reaver 1(OS): "Sweet! Barbeque!"
Reaver 2(OS): "Yeah, but they're dead. Don't you remember Lilac? No good for eating if they're dead. Especially with no skin; the skin's the best part!"

OR

Death Metal took on a whole new meaning.

OR

After the incident at a Con involving a wannabe fan saying "Josh" instead of "Joss", new meaning was brought to the phrase "Hey, check out those flaming nOObs."

I'm babbling like a moonbrain.

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Wednesday, January 25, 2006 2:52 PM

CHRISPV

Persephone Repair Tech: Guys, I think we're gonna have to break out the BIG squeegee for this one.

Curse your sudden but inevitable betrayal, Fox!

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Wednesday, January 25, 2006 8:25 PM

FLORALBUNNY

FEAR AND LOATHING IN OUTER SPACE: The funeral that Hunter S. Thompson would have preferred but couldn't wait for.

bun
-- bastards singed my skeleton --

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Thursday, January 26, 2006 6:42 AM

MANTICHORUS

CAPTIONERS HELL: Beware all who...umm...wait, I'll get back to you...

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Thursday, January 26, 2006 7:03 AM

SHINY

Skeleton 1 (singing): "Another Saturday night, and I ain't got no-body..."

Skeleton 2: groans, skull falls off.

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I don't need a gorram back-spaceship driver!!!

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Thursday, January 26, 2006 8:11 AM

COSMICFUGITIVE

Quote:
Originally posted by TenthCrewMember:

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MEANWHILE, IN THE SPECIAL HELL..

SKELETON #1 (sobbing on the left): "I should never have gone to the theatre!"

SKELETON MAL (right): "Talkin' in the theatre huh? That's nuthin'. Ever heard of a crazy red head called Saffron? She married every man that roamed the 'verse; including my good self. You should count yourself lucky."

SKELETON #1 (Shocked): "SAFFRON?!"

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Thursday, January 26, 2006 8:48 AM

TENTHCREWMEMBER

Could you please just make it stranger? Stranger. Odder. Could be weirder. More bizarre. How about uncanny?

Skeleton: OW.
Simpsons Comic Book Guy(OS): Worst. Caption. Ever.

OR

Durran Haymer Skeleton: I married her as "Yolanda"
Monty Skeleton: I married her as "Bridgette"
Mal Skeleton: I didn't ever marry her!

OR

WashClone(OS in pilot seat): I *AM* A LEAF ON THE WIND! MUAHAHAHAHAAAA! Mine is an evil laugh! NOW DIEEEEE!
Reaver skeleton 1: I thought we skewered this guy?!?
Reaver skeleton 2: Yeah, guess we shoulda ate him to be sure he was dead, boy are our faces red...
Reaver skeleton 3: Grrr...argh...*sigh*...

OR

Firefly fans upon cancellation(OS): Nooooo!!! Burn in the special hell FOX!
FOX exec A: Did it suddenly just get really hot in here?
FOX exec B: No. Those flames are part of a promotional ad for SURVIVOR: Friday Night Death Slot
FOX exec C: Then why is all our skin gone and our bones charred to ashy blacky-type stuff?

OR

Donald Trump(OS): You're Fired!
Skeletons: Not exactly what we had in mind...ow ow ow ow ow ow ow ow!

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Friday, January 27, 2006 6:24 AM

BADGERSHAT

Quote:
Originally posted by Mattie:

(ON THE SET OF "SERENITY")

Pyrotechnics coordinator: "... okay, you're right, the flames are up too high... "

--Jefé The Hat

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"She is starting to damage my calm"--Jayne

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Friday, January 27, 2006 3:48 PM

TENTHCREWMEMBER

Could you please just make it stranger? Stranger. Odder. Could be weirder. More bizarre. How about uncanny?

Skeleton(middle): What are you!?!?
Skeleton(right): I'm Batman.
Skeleton(left): You look more like Kentucky Fried Chicken to me...

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Friday, January 27, 2006 4:27 PM

THESOAPBOXER

Skeleton #1: "Hey, I was just wondering... Should we really be getting so much flames and junk leaving the atmosphere? I was under the impression such intense friction only occurred during re-entry."

Skeleton #2: "God, you are such a geek..."

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Could you please just make it stranger? Just stranger. Odder. Could be weirder. More bizarre. How about uncanny? ~Joss Whedon

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Friday, January 27, 2006 5:39 PM

SHINYFLY

Bone dude 1: "Welcome to the special hell!" Bone dude 2: "Hey it was this or reruns of John Doe!"

I miss Firefly Friday gorrammit...."You wanna go,little man?!" "Only if it's someplace with candlelight."

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Saturday, January 28, 2006 12:12 PM

REAVERINA1985RIVIERA

Quote:
Originally posted by TenthCrewMember:

Image seen in ReaverInA1985Riviera's rearveiw mirror.

REAVERINA1985RIVIERA (os): I warned those guys to stay away from my Buick's tailpipe when I started the car. "I'm gonna fire it up" I said. (sigh) Some people never listen.

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The real-life box droppin', man-ape gone wrong thing, now without the pesky falling boxes

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Saturday, January 28, 2006 1:06 PM

CITIZEN

The dangers of super hot Guatemalan Chilis.

Or

"I TOLD YOU TO LAY OFF THE BEANS!"

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Saturday, January 28, 2006 2:48 PM

VETERAN

Don't squat with your spurs on.

Quote:
Originally posted by Mattie:
Quote:

Jayne: I knew you took sexual advantage of her!
Mal: Jayne, if you never kiss 'em on the mouth, then why are you here?
Jayne: I've never had that long an attention span, and that lastStar Wars movie was really long.
Book: I told you to be quiet!
Mal and Jayne: Preacher?!
Mal: So you do have a smutty mind!

Wacky fun!

To build on your's

Book: "No, but I did talk at the theater once. But it wasn't my fault, the man had on this huge hat."

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Sunday, January 29, 2006 4:57 AM

TENTHCREWMEMBER

Could you please just make it stranger? Stranger. Odder. Could be weirder. More bizarre. How about uncanny?

Jayne: Hey, you said you wanted to go, little man.
Wash: And I said only if it was someplace with candlelight...not FIRELIGHT! *attempts to blow on the fames*
Zoe(OS): Nobody fries like my mister!
fans(OS): *groan*

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Sunday, January 29, 2006 5:11 AM

TENTHCREWMEMBER

Could you please just make it stranger? Stranger. Odder. Could be weirder. More bizarre. How about uncanny?

WHOA! Lotsa sick and twisted fun this week!
So much so, that I couldn't make up my mind so
y'all get to vote for 3 (THREE) captions this week!

http://vote.sparklit.com/web_poll.spark/961985

VOTE VOTE VOTE!

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Thursday, February 2, 2006 2:20 AM

MANTICHORUS

I know this is too late for voting, but...

MIDDLE SKELETON: "Excuse me, waiter, we specifically asked for the NO smoking section."

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Thursday, February 2, 2006 4:52 AM

ZOOT

Quote:
Originally posted by TenthCrewMember:
Jayne: Hey, you said you wanted to go, little man.
Wash: And I said only if it was someplace with candlelight...not FIRELIGHT! *attempts to blow on the fames*
Zoe(OS): Nobody fries like my mister!
fans(OS): *groan*

BWAH!
TCM

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Thursday, February 2, 2006 8:07 AM

BLUEISHBROWNCOAT

OH MAN! so many good ones this time around! impossible to choose!

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twas a perrty sight as jello was a slingen and the ladies were all in a heap of fun.
Twas a right shiny event for the eyes to feast on.
It was fun!!
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Hoplessly addicted but in that good sort of way. :)

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