Mudders milk recipe by ReaverRequiem

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Mudders milk recipe

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UPDATED: Monday, January 30, 2006 08:05
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Saturday, January 28, 2006 6:20 PM

Mudders Milk
[Recipe is for adults only, for the younger crowd, replace beer with root beer.]

15 .oz Guinness Beer
6 .oz sweetened condesed milk
1 raw egg
1/4 cup muesli
1/8 tsp cinnamon or to taste
1/8 tsp nutmeg or to taste

Combine all ingredients, blending into a semi rough texture

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Saturday, January 28, 2006 6:40 PM

NANDIFAN

O.K. Seriously, that just sounds nasty! I mean, really, it's just disturbing! Like drinking pudding! If anyone actually tries this, please tell us how you survived it!

"If they've got guns or brains at all."
"They've got guns."

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Saturday, January 28, 2006 8:06 PM

GUTTERBALL

Hey, I used to chug CarBombs for my friends' entertainment. After a half-pint of Guinness, a shot of Irish whiskey, and a shot of Irish Cream all gulped down in one mighty swig, Mudder's Milk don't sound half bad.

Mind you...it's been a while since that wacky CarBomb fun....

I might just have to try this sometime. If nothing else, I ought to practice my Cantonese so I can curse like Wash after I spit it out violently.

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Saturday, January 28, 2006 8:36 PM

RHYIANAN

Quote:
Originally posted by Nandifan:
O.K. Seriously, that just sounds nasty! I mean, really, it's just disturbing! Like drinking pudding! If anyone actually tries this, please tell us how you survived it!

I believe sounding nasty is the point.....however I'm crazy enough to try it using the root beer version.

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Saturday, January 28, 2006 9:21 PM

RODWY

I tried the root beer version and for some reason I like it.

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Sunday, January 29, 2006 8:44 AM

AURAPTOR

America loves a winner!

Why would anyone defile a fine pint of Guiness just to pretend they're drinking mudders milk? Seriously, if you're going to be authentic, don't start w/ a GREAT pint, only to add a bunch of ingredients to make it look and taste nasty.

( brought to you by the concerned drinkers of Guiness

)

**p.s.** For those who have tried the RootBeer version, y'all are brave indeed. But what would be the point, if mudders milk didn't give ya a serious buzz? Just wonderin'.

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Sunday, January 29, 2006 9:47 AM

REAVERREQUIEM

Ok! for those faint of heart purple bellies, here is another way to try it:
Leave out the muesli and egg and you have Guinness Punch! Tastes like Christmas-great for a guiness theme party. Yes, Guinness is without exception in its pure form; but you can still have fun with it. guiness float anyone?

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Sunday, January 29, 2006 3:30 PM

AZTIEL

The line he uses is Je shr shuh muh lan dong zhi.
which means what is this garbage. Its also really fun to say, and i have been able to use it in real life. Just thought youd like to know.

No power in the 'verse can stop me.

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Sunday, January 29, 2006 4:08 PM

GUTTERBALL

Hey, thanks! I will SO spout that along with the Mudder's Milk!

Errr...I mean, after I politely swallow the Mudder's Milk....

Wouldn't want to waste the Guinness, ya know.

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Monday, January 30, 2006 7:55 AM

MYCROFTXXX

When Jayne describes Mudder's Milk he mentions "and 15% alcohol". As good as Guinness is, I don't believe it has that level of alchohol. I like the idea of using musli (what would be the equiv here in the states?) but I'd definitely try to find a high strength cheap vodka or straight grain alcohol to make it a closer match to the real thing.

BTW, in a previous thread, someone jokingly mentioned taking essentially the leftovers from Thanksgiving and/or Christmas, blending it with a the appropriate amount of alcohol. Didn't sound too appetizing so didn't try it (besides, the turkey bones would've been a bit troublesome to say the least

).

Hmmm, gotta tinker with this recipe myself...

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Monday, January 30, 2006 8:01 AM

UNREGISTEREDCOMPANION

Here is my version....

Baily's Irish Creme
Vodka
Vanilla Protein Powder

Put it in a blender...add ice cream if ya want...or some actual milk if it is too thick. I haven't nailed down proportions...tinker away.

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Monday, January 30, 2006 8:05 AM

HUMBUG

From Jaynes description, & others characters disgust, Mudders milk sounds quite similar to the traditional beer they drink in Malawi in Central Africa!

It's made from Maize, dried and ground into flour, boiled in water and fermented. It looks like sick, smells revolting & tastes worse. The locals love it because it is cheaper than western beer like Carlsberg. It is also really filling, being made from maize flour, which is used to make their staple food, nsima, which can be made into a thick porridge, or something like dumplings or american biscuits, which you eat like rice/pasta/potatoes with vegetables &/or meat.

So it is really filling, but not that nutritious. Maize is not full of vitamins, just fills up your stomach so you don't feel hungry. But it is very alcoholic. People are very poor in Malawi, and you often see men who spend all their free time drop dead drunk. Their local beer is so alcoholic that you can get drunk very quickly and cheaply.

Mudders Milk sounds that disgusting!!

Humbug

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