CAPTION 2 TIGHTPANTS #11 - shameless promo by TenthCrewMember

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CAPTION 2 TIGHTPANTS #11 - shameless promo

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UPDATED: Tuesday, February 7, 2006 07:02
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Thursday, February 2, 2006 5:28 AM

TENTHCREWMEMBER

Could you please just make it stranger? Stranger. Odder. Could be weirder. More bizarre. How about uncanny?

Whooo! Hot and funny stuff last week! Here is our winner:

It was only after re-entering the atmosphere that the crew remembered Simon and River had once again been hiding outside the ship.

Way to go SIMONWHO! Guess you avoid the special hell by the jury of your peers! The rest of you, thems that like to caption, will have to give this week's scene a try...

Operative: Gorrammit! They got the last Fruity Oaty Bar! Damn you Serenity, damn youse to hell!

now give it your best!

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BWAH!
TCM

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Thursday, February 2, 2006 5:32 AM

JAMESTHEDARK

Operative: Say WHAAAAAAAAT?
Or...
Even the Operative was shocked when Joss killed off Wash.
Or...
Seconds after this capture was taken, the practical joker who put a tack on his chair met a 'good death'.

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Thursday, February 2, 2006 5:44 AM

PIZMOBEACH

... fully loaded, safety off...

I know this one: Poor bastard's in an Alliance medi-xam room getting his 40 year check up...

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Thursday, February 2, 2006 5:54 AM

TENTHCREWMEMBER

Could you please just make it stranger? Stranger. Odder. Could be weirder. More bizarre. How about uncanny?

heh, that makes me think of a Fletch cross-over...

*proctologist does his poking around and goes deep*
Operative: So that's when---MOOOOOOON RIIIIIVERRRR!

BWAH!
TCM

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Thursday, February 2, 2006 6:09 AM

PIZMOBEACH

... fully loaded, safety off...

"I thought when you said 'DIGITAL EXAM' you meant you were going to use one of those computer scanner thingies!!!???"

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Thursday, February 2, 2006 6:09 AM

CHRISPV

Operative: "PARTY ON, DUDES!!!!"

Curse your sudden but inevitable betrayal, Fox!

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Thursday, February 2, 2006 6:18 AM

THATWEIRDGIRL

Hey! Macarena!

www.thatweirdgirl.com
---
"...turn right at the corner then skip two blocks...no, SKIP, the hopping-like thing kids do...Why? Why not?"

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Thursday, February 2, 2006 6:19 AM

CHEYSU

Look! I'm a lion! "ROOOOAAAARRRRRRR!!!!"

Cheysu

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Thursday, February 2, 2006 6:21 AM

CALLMESERENITY

TRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAP!

Serenity, First Officer of Destiny
President of the Juggled Gosling Chatroom

I have a live journal: http://www.livejournal.com/users/callmeserenity/

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Thursday, February 2, 2006 6:27 AM

CBY

"GROUP HUG!"

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Thursday, February 2, 2006 6:29 AM

SOULOFSERENITY

The Man They Call Soul...

What do you mean, Fox cancelled Firefly?!?!?!?

______________________

Soul, Security Chief of the Sereni-Tree, Captain of Destiny.

Mantichorus: "So is there a reason they call you 'Soul'?"
Soul (after a long pause): "Yeah. Because I have one."

http://havenofsouls.blogspot.com/

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Thursday, February 2, 2006 6:52 AM

MALNOURISHED

Operative: I have explosive diarrhea!!!

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Thursday, February 2, 2006 8:23 AM

SICKDUDE

Operative: I swear, the fish was this big!
Mal: I'm missing the seeing of it, then...
Operative(ashamed): A reaver got it.
A reaver walks by, wearing a fishskin hat.
Operative: Poor fishie....

"It's a cow."

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Thursday, February 2, 2006 8:37 AM

COSMICFUGITIVE

Quote:
Originally posted by TCM:

[IMG] [IMG]

Shepherd Book's secret revealed!...

SHEPHERD BOOK (off-screen): "Luke. I'm your father."

THE OPERATIVE: "DADDY!"

OR:

(Star Trek II: Wrath of Khan crossover:)

THE OPERATIVE: "KHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANNNNNNNNN!!!"

OR:

The Operative regretted having a ship with a Capisson 38 engine.

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Thursday, February 2, 2006 9:05 AM

ENGINEANGEL

The Operative: "What??!! Budda brought him a pony and a plastic rocket??!! What about me?! I've been good!....well, aside
from the whole stabbing people with swords thing...."

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Thursday, February 2, 2006 9:23 AM

EST120

Quote:
Originally posted by TenthCrewMember:

AHHHHHH! I ALWAYS FORGET TO USE THE OVEN MITTS!

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Thursday, February 2, 2006 9:25 AM

CLIOMUSE

Chewie reacts to the Oscar nomination news.
"What? Not even a nod for best supporting actor?"

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Thursday, February 2, 2006 10:03 AM

ANIMALM0THER

"I am NOT %$&@ing around guys, WHO HID MY SWORD!?!"

I'll be in my bunk.

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Thursday, February 2, 2006 10:19 AM

DRPAIN

Quote:

The Operative's reaction to the screening of Big Momma's House 2.

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WWJD: What Would Jayne Do?

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Thursday, February 2, 2006 12:18 PM

CHRISPV

Operative: "OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOklahoma! Where the wind comes sweeping down the plain..."

Curse your sudden but inevitable betrayal, Fox!

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Thursday, February 2, 2006 12:58 PM

CITIZEN

Operative: Now where did I put that sword.
*Sits down*
Operative: AAAARRRGH!!

Or

Operative: This is how you do the Robot dance...

Or

Operative: Die Die Senati! Hiya!
Joss: Now can you do the Martial Arts, erm, better?

Or

Post-Production Party:
Elijor: Whadda ya mean I can't dance.

More insane ramblings by the people who brought you beeeer milkshakes!
The statistics on sanity are that one out of every four persons is suffering from some sort of mental illness. Think of your three best friends -- if they're okay, then it's you.

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Thursday, February 2, 2006 1:06 PM

BARNABY36

On account of not wanting a shameless death, the other Alliance officers aimed mighty well to get the grape in the Operative's mouth.

Ben

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Thursday, February 2, 2006 1:14 PM

SICKDUDE

Operative: Try this one.
River: That's easy! A forklift.
Operative (dejected): It is, in point of fact.

"It's a cow."

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Thursday, February 2, 2006 1:24 PM

SERYN

Quote:
Originally posted by CallMeSerenity:
TRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAP!

Hee hee. brilliant!

*cough*

When he agreed to let Alan teach him to play Dodgeball, Chiwetel didn't think he would be using 'The Spanner Method'....

-------------------------------------------
"She's a mite whimsical in the brainpan."
Xander: "Hi, for those of you who just tuned in, everyone here is a crazy person." *grin*

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Thursday, February 2, 2006 2:09 PM

MISSTRESSAHARA

Quote:

"WHY WON'T YOU EXECUTIVES BELIEVE ME, THIS IS A GOOD SHOW!"

If I'm a bitch, then life just got interesting.

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Thursday, February 2, 2006 5:15 PM

JUSTSHINY

Ok, here goes:
_______________________________________________

The Operative: (singing)

Joss: That was amazing...except remember the part where this isn't Serenity: The Opera.
_______________________________________________

The Operative: (yelling) I SWALLOWED A BUG!!!
_______________________________________________

After he quit working for the Alliance...the operative quickly found work as a weekend Taebo Instructor.

I wanna meet some AZ Firefly fans!
www.myspace.com/noodlicious

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Thursday, February 2, 2006 9:02 PM

CHOLLETT

Wow. That opera thing got me thinking..........

Operative (singing): "THE REEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAVERS!!!!!!!!!!!!THEY HAVE COOOOME TO EAT MY FLEEEEEEEEEESH!!!"

OR

Operative (singing): "RIVER TAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAM!!!!!!!!!!"

OR

The Operative became the latest victim of Wash's Dinos Of Doom.

OR

Operative: "Oh, come on, he was wide open!!!"

OR

Operative: "How can they not be hit????!?!?!?!? Honestly, there's like ten million shots going around!"

I'm babbling like a moonbrain.

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Thursday, February 2, 2006 9:17 PM

BARCLAY

The Operative: "NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!"
Joss: "OK, good. Now, refocus and remember you're in my movie, not Lucas's. Here's a script... read the wonderful dialogue..."

"You are on the Global Frequency."
http://www.frequencysite.com
http://kfmonkey.blogspot.com

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Thursday, February 2, 2006 9:38 PM

FLORALBUNNY

Simon: A little pitchy
Paula: But I really like your outfit

bun
-- bastards singed my turtle --
Why's the rum gone????

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Thursday, February 2, 2006 9:45 PM

HORRID

popping Hemorrhoids is evil. I have no illusions about it, but it must be done

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Friday, February 3, 2006 12:27 AM

MANTICHORUS

Quote:
Originally posted by Barclay:
The Operative: "NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!"
Joss: "OK, good. Now, refocus and remember you're in my movie, not Lucas's. Here's a script... read the wonderful dialogue..."

"You are on the Global Frequency."
http://www.frequencysite.com
http://kfmonkey.blogspot.com

LMAO! That's great, Barclay.

OPERATIVE: "Uuuuurrrrrrpppppp---"
MAL: Is this guy never gonna end?!"

OR

The Operative takes Mal on with his own special fighting style - man in rubber Japanese monster suit.

OR

OPERATIVE: "Gorrammit, the Japanese Godzilla was, like, a zillion times better than the American one!"
WASH: "I know!"

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Friday, February 3, 2006 2:41 AM

WICCANSLYR

The Operative auditions on Parliamentary Idol.

If life is what you make it I want Cheese Cake!

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Saturday, February 4, 2006 9:29 PM

CUNNINGORANGETOQUE

OPERATIVE:"I HAVE A DREAM!!!!..."

OR

OPERATIVE:"NOW WAVE YOUR HANDS IN THE AIR!AND WAVE THEM LIKE YOU JUST DON'T CARE!!!"

OR

OPERATIVE:"QUICK!I NEED TO FIND SOMETHING FOR MY GIRLFRIEND FOR VALENTINE'S DAY!!!"

OR

OPERATIVE:"REAVERS?!?WHAT THE HECK?!?!HOW ON EARTH DID I NOT SEE THIS COMING?!?!?!?"

OR

The effects of SUPER-Jalapeno Peppers can have harmful effects when eaten in large numbers (usually experienced in a fraternity dare), as shown with this unfortunate man...

/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\
Creator of "THE OTHER SHINY CAPTION GAME"!
www.livejournal.com/users/the_zeppo01
Time for some thrilling heroics!
poor_noel2@hotmail.com

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Saturday, February 4, 2006 9:30 PM

CUNNINGORANGETOQUE

"BEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEER!!!"

/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\
Creator of "THE OTHER SHINY CAPTION GAME"!
www.livejournal.com/users/the_zeppo01
Time for some thrilling heroics!
poor_noel2@hotmail.com

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Saturday, February 4, 2006 10:45 PM

FLORALBUNNY

Shamed because he did not buy any Fruity Oaty Bar!

OR

Joss (off): Okay, Chiwetel, do it again but with some energy. Pretend we haven't just had lunch.

bun
-- bastards singed my turtle --
-- why's the rum gone? --

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Sunday, February 5, 2006 2:04 AM

COSMICFUGITIVE

Okay, last one for today... (In tribute to tonight's Superbowl game. I wish both teams the best of luck!)

Quote:
Originally posted by TCM:

[IMG] [/IMG]

(Watching an old recording of Superbowl XL from Earth-that-was.)

THE OPERATIVE: "GO SEA HAWKS!! The quarter badge scored a touchdown! No, that's not right. Bloody hell.. This game is confusing. Lieutenant Barker, who is the gentleman carrying the ball?"

ALLIANCE SOLDIER (Offscreen): "The quarter back. And sir, that was Ben Roethlisberger of the Pittsburgh Steelers."

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Sunday, February 5, 2006 7:25 PM

THESOAPBOXER

"DY-NO-MITE!"

***

"What game are the refs watching!? The Seahawks should've won!"

***

"Danger! Danger, Will Robinson!"

***

"COOKIE!"

***

"What happened to my cool blue outfit!? Why am I wearing this weird-ass bulletproof vest ensemble all of a sudden!?"

_____________________________________________
Could you please just make it stranger? Just stranger. Odder. Could be weirder. More bizarre. How about uncanny? ~Joss Whedon

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Sunday, February 5, 2006 7:39 PM

FLORALBUNNY

SUMMERRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!!!!

bun
-- bastards singed my turtle --
----- why's the rum gone? -----

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Sunday, February 5, 2006 8:20 PM

CUNNINGORANGETOQUE

"WTF?!?!?!"

/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\
Creator of "THE OTHER SHINY CAPTION GAME"!
www.livejournal.com/users/the_zeppo01
Time for some thrilling heroics!
poor_noel2@hotmail.com

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Sunday, February 5, 2006 8:31 PM

THEREALME

What? 'BUZZ BUNNY'? What are those idiots at Warner Brothers THINKING?

TheRealMe, First Officer of the Sereni-Tree

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Sunday, February 5, 2006 9:35 PM

CHOLLETT

The Operative pleaded for a retrial, but the sentence was delivered. This photo was taken milliseconds prior to a near-fatal roundhouse kick delivered by Chuck Norris.

OR (in response to those annoying popups)

Operative: "SAY SOMETHING!"
Minion (OS): "Whaaaat?"

OR

Op: "FASTLANE 2?!?!?!?!?"

I'm babbling like a moonbrain.

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Monday, February 6, 2006 1:58 AM

MANTICHORUS

The Operative's incriminating secret was discovered - he was a closet Tom Jones fan.
#It's not unusual to be loved by anyone...#

OR

Chiwetel realises that he is still wearing a piece of wardrober from his last film, Kinky Boots.

OR

#JAAAAYYYNE, the man they call... JAAAAYYYNE...#

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Monday, February 6, 2006 2:20 AM

N0SKILLZ

OS: Hey Operative Pick up the phone
Operative: Wassupppp!

-or-
OS:Hey Operative please pick up the cordless
Operative: What are yooou doing?!

*sorry was watching the "40 best superbowl commercials" before the big game last nite, lol*

-------------------------------

RAF Lakenheath

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Monday, February 6, 2006 2:21 AM

ASARIAN

Quote:
Originally posted by TenthCrewMember:

The rest of you, thems that like to caption, will have to give this week's scene a try...

Operative: "Nothing here is what it seems!!"

Or:

Mal (OS): "I'd start whistling."

"Mei-mei, everything I have is right here." -- Simon Tam.

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Monday, February 6, 2006 3:38 AM

JAYRO

Quote:

Operative: Tonight, Matthew, I'm going to be Cuba Gooding Jr. "Show me the money! SHOW ME THE MONEY!"

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"I've made myself ready for you."
"Let's... skip right past the part where you explain exactly what that means."

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Monday, February 6, 2006 3:51 PM

TENTHCREWMEMBER

Could you please just make it stranger? Stranger. Odder. Could be weirder. More bizarre. How about uncanny?

Fruityyy Oaty Bars, makes a ham out of a louse...

Ahem. While the operative works on his lyrical talents, you can vote for this week's winner:

http://vote.sparklit.com/web_poll.spark/963785

Simon(OS): Not your best day ever.
Paula(OS): Definately, uh, fruity. At least he wasn't dressed as a strawberry.
Mal(OS): You should start whistlin'...

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Tuesday, February 7, 2006 6:46 AM

MANTICHORUS

I'm not in again. Damn. Must be karma for all those times I was in back along...

Too late for voting, but we need some in-jokes!

OPERATIVE: "And before the cat got hit by the mule, it made a face like--"
EVERYONE ELSE: "Oh no, not that one again!"

OR

WASH: "So that's where I put that dinosaur..."

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Tuesday, February 7, 2006 7:02 AM

STILLTHEREWAITING

Quote:
Originally posted by ChrisPV:

Operative: "OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOklahoma! Where the wind comes sweeping down the plain..."

/B]

Fortunately I decided to check before I entered mine. This is absolutely the first thing that came to mind when I saw the capture. I think I had 2 fewer 'O's however. It is interesting that with all the possibilities, it's obvious that that was what he was singing.

Laugh while you can, monkey-boy.

If I were you, I'd run!
If you were me, you'd be good-looking

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