Caption 2 Tightpants: Lucky 13 by TenthCrewMember

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Originally posted by TenthCrewMember:

I'm crushing your head.

David

You wanna go, Little Man?
Only if it's someplace nice with candle light.

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Saturday, February 11, 2006 12:25 PM

CHRISPV

Psst. Hey. Hey, you. You wanna take a ride on my Firefly? You'll never be the same, baby.

Curse your sudden but inevitable betrayal, Fox!

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Saturday, February 11, 2006 12:52 PM

CUNNINGORANGETOQUE

NATHAN:"Living legend needs a drink...NOW!"

OR

MAL:"And then it made a face like THIS when i hit it with the mule!"

JAYNE(os):"Mal buddy, lay off the sauce...it's only 8 in the morning!"

OR

After a long day of shooting, Nathan decides he must conserve his voice, and mime what he intends to say.

OR

JAYNE(os):"Okay, so it's 1 word, and rhymes with Ear...gorrammit Mal, i've never been good at scharades!"

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Saturday, February 11, 2006 1:29 PM

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Originally posted by TenthCrewMember:

Mal: What the hoo dan smells like crotch? Jayne?

Sorry for the vulgarity, and bad chinese spelling.

If I'm a bitch, then life just got interesting

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Saturday, February 11, 2006 1:32 PM

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Originally posted by TenthCrewMember:

Mal: What the hoo dan smells like crotch? Jayne?

Sorry for the vulgarity, and bad chinese spelling.

Or

Think I've been without a woman too long, Simon's lookin fine.

Oh boy, too much of Kaylee's fermented brew, I'm really seeing space monkeys.

So you really do think my nose is too big?

If I'm a bitch, then life just got interesting

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Saturday, February 11, 2006 1:34 PM

Gorram double posts.

If I'm a bitch, then life just got interesting

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Saturday, February 11, 2006 1:35 PM

PDCHARLES

What happened? He see your face?

Quote:
Originally posted by CunningOrangeToque:

JAYNE(os):"Okay, so it's 1 word, and rhymes with Ear...gorrammit Mal, i've never been good at scharades!"

Classic.

MAL: Okay... If I whistle Hero of Canton, you can't go lettin' anybody know 'bout it

JAYNE (OS): Its a fair bet... Fat chance of that

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U gonna be smart here Riva?!?

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Saturday, February 11, 2006 5:37 PM

FREELANCEPILOT

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Mal: These aren't the fugatives you're looking for...

Mal's attempts to get Epona the pony to come with an invisible ocarina was not going too well.

Wash: Yeah, but psychic? That sounds like science fiction.
Zoë: You live on a spaceship, dear.
Wash: So?

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Saturday, February 11, 2006 5:38 PM

FREELANCEPILOT

Everyone who has posted so far has wash as their pic. Does this mean that wash fans are funnier than other fans?

Wash: Yeah, but psychic? That sounds like science fiction.
Zoë: You live on a spaceship, dear.
Wash: So?

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Saturday, February 11, 2006 6:23 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by FreelancePilot:
Everyone who has posted so far has wash as their pic. Does this mean that wash fans are funnier than other fans?

Yes. We're also smarter, stronger, cuter, and more humble than other fans.

David

You wanna go, Little Man?
Only if it's someplace with candle light.

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Saturday, February 11, 2006 6:44 PM

CHRISPV

And don't forget sexy and charming. When a Wash fan sets his/her sites on a romantic target, said target falls within minutes.

Curse your sudden but inevitable betrayal, Fox!

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Saturday, February 11, 2006 8:54 PM

THESOAPBOXER

VOICE-OVER: "This episode of Firefly is brought to you by the letter 'C'."

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Could you please just make it stranger? Just stranger. Odder. Could be weirder. More bizarre. How about uncanny? ~Joss Whedon

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Sunday, February 12, 2006 1:04 AM

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Originally posted by thesoapboxer:
VOICE-OVER: "This episode of Firefly is brought to you by the letter 'C'."

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Could you please just make it stranger? Just stranger. Odder. Could be weirder. More bizarre. How about uncanny? ~Joss Whedon

I so laughed when I read this.

If I'm a bitch, then life just got interesting

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Sunday, February 12, 2006 4:59 AM

NEEDY

The road to Hel is paved with good intentions

I laughed my ass off at both TenthCrewMember's

Quote:
Mal: So I walked in on Inara and Preacher, and she was making a face like THIS!

and thesoapboxer's

Quote:
VOICE-OVER: "This episode of Firefly is brought to you by the letter 'C'."

Bravo

Needy. Male Companion a.k.a. First Boy Whore of Destiny

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Sunday, February 12, 2006 5:01 AM

NEEDY

The road to Hel is paved with good intentions

Quote:
Originally posted by TenthCrewMember:

"The Mating Call of Mal"

Needy. Male Companion a.k.a. First Boy Whore of Destiny

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Sunday, February 12, 2006 5:23 AM

Quote:
Originally posted by ChrisPV:
And don't forget sexy and charming. When a Wash fan sets his/her sites on a romantic target, said target falls within minutes.

Well yes, like the wagons in Logopolis, that goes without saying.

David

You wanna go, Little Man?
Only if it's someplace with candle light.

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Sunday, February 12, 2006 6:18 AM

THEREALME

Drawing on rarely-used expertise from his youth on Shadow, Mal becomes Triumph Bird-calling Champion of 2518.

TheRealMe, First Officer of the Sereni-Tree

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Sunday, February 12, 2006 6:36 AM

CBY

The budget cut for Serenity II had it's side effects:

Joss (yelling): "Dammit Nathan, you just dropped our last drinking glass prop!"

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Sunday, February 12, 2006 6:50 AM

CITIZEN

Mal: No, this is how you whistle dixie.

Or

River's new found mind control abillity was most amusing.

Or

Mal was too busy watching what Inara and Kaylee were doing to notice he had dropped his Milk...

Or

Mal: Look, Zoe, I realise he was your Husband and all, but can we bury him now, he's beginning to stink up the place.

More insane ramblings by the people who brought you beeeer milkshakes!
You should never give powers to a leader you like that you’d hate to have given to a leader you fear

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Sunday, February 12, 2006 11:04 PM

FLORALBUNNY

OMG! Thank y'all so very kindly. (the bun reels under the burden of a second win, and wonders where she put that lottery ticket)
Having demonstrated a firm grasp of the obvious, let's get a little weird.

"Ever mindful of his public image, Fillion takes advantage of a break to practice his microphone technique for anticipated Flanventions."

bun
-- bastards singed my turtle --
----- why's the rum gone? -----

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Monday, February 13, 2006 12:55 AM

ASARIAN

Quote:
Originally posted by daveshayne:
Quote:
Originally posted by FreelancePilot:
Everyone who has posted so far has wash as their pic. Does this mean that wash fans are funnier than other fans?

Yes. We're also smarter, stronger, cuter, and more humble than other fans.

"Look, Mommy, the intransigent moral rectitude of the antagonist's world view renders him humble to the point of arrogance!" :)

--
"Mei-mei, everything I have is right here." -- Simon Tam

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Monday, February 13, 2006 1:23 AM

ANOBJECTINSPACE

Mal catches a glimpse of Shepard books Hair not tied back.

Mal attempts the Turkey mating call after the crew goes hungry for a week.

Mal misheard the glass was full of Mudders Milk not mothers milk

Mal witnesses the ever elusive mating dance of the Reavers.

.....
"It's just an Object"

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Monday, February 13, 2006 3:49 AM

Could you please just make it stranger? Stranger. Odder. Could be weirder. More bizarre. How about uncanny?

Wash(OS, birdcalls): Coo coo!
Mal: Uhhh, I'm a birdie too!

OR

Mal was about to call everyone into the shuttle to see the shiny new cargo when something slithered up his pant leg.

OR

Mal: Jayne, what did you eat? Man, you gotta warn someone before you crack one off!

OR

The new display at Universal's Serenity ride was not exactly the most flattering...

OR

Joss(OS): Psst! Nathan! We're getting a sequel.
*sound of drinking glass shattering*
Nathan: We're getting a swhat?!

OR

Mal(whisper): Psst! Hey buddy! Wanna buy some foodstuffs? Got a bonerfide Companion ya can rent too!

OR

Mal: Step right up! See proof of alien life! Forget what you know...forget what your mother told you when she tucked you in at night...forget the lies of your cabalistic allied government! Just 12 bits, and you can see the box-dropping-man-ape-gone-wrong-thing, alive!
Jayne(OS): HEY!

BWAH!
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Monday, February 13, 2006 5:35 AM

Quote:
Originally posted by asarian:
Quote:
Originally posted by daveshayne:
Quote:
Originally posted by FreelancePilot:
Everyone who has posted so far has wash as their pic. Does this mean that wash fans are funnier than other fans?

Yes. We're also smarter, stronger, cuter, and more humble than other fans.

"Look, Mommy, the intransigent moral rectitude of the antagonist's world view renders him humble to the point of arrogance!" :)

Mother: Did sound summat like hubris. Best run tell lawman.

David

You wanna go, Little Man?
Only if it's someplace with candle light.

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Monday, February 13, 2006 7:10 AM

CHOLLETT

Nathan: "So, the action goes like this, but what's my motivation?"

OR

Nathan: "...And the circumference of the fish was THIS big! Seriously!"

OR

Nathan: "So I was having one of those Tube things, so i had to go like this...hey, what're y'all laughing at?"

OR

Mal re-enacts his most recently viewed film: Brokeback Mountain 2500.

OR

...And that's when he noticed Adam Baldwin's Dance Party.

OR

Mal: "...okay..here goes....wait, where's my gorram glass? Who keeps making me think i got one? SUMMERRRR!!!!!!!!"

I'm babbling like a moonbrain.

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Monday, February 13, 2006 7:47 AM

EARLYWARNING

Mal comin out of the bathroom.

Sniff...sniff "Na... she'll be lookin at my tight pants"

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Monday, February 13, 2006 8:13 AM

MATTIE

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Originally posted by TenthCrewMember:

Nathan: "C" is for cookie, that's goood enough for me!

Wacky fun!

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Monday, February 13, 2006 11:21 AM

DRINDELL

Quote:
Originally posted by TenthCrewMember:

1 - The hull repairs were going so well until Mal decided to help with the miracle-glue.

2 - Zoe: Mal those apples were alliance donated! Please dont eat.... damn, whatever you do don't swallow sir, I'll fetch the doc.

3 - Mal: This is your captain speaking - we may be experiencing some turbulence on account of the ship falling to pieces as we hurl towards the surface without a pilot. In the case of a change in cabin pressure, vital pieces of the ship will no doubt collapse from overhead. Emergency exits are non-existant at the moment but may multiply exponentially once we hit atmo. In case of a crash landing, please pull your rear up to your face like so and kiss your A*censored* goodbye.

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Monday, February 13, 2006 12:45 PM

Could you please just make it stranger? Stranger. Odder. Could be weirder. More bizarre. How about uncanny?

Quote:
Originally posted by Drindell:

...Emergency exits are non-existant at the moment but may multiply exponentially once we hit atmo...

I just loved that part of it!

Mal demonstrates the new signal for River has gone "C"razy again.

OR

Mal had become so inebriated at the Triumph Settlers celebration, he had yet to realize he wasn't drinking anymore.

OR

Suddenly, realizing the camera was on him, Nathan Fillion attempts to cover-up the fact he was picking his nose.

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Tuesday, February 14, 2006 5:43 AM

MANTICHORUS

The effects for Serenity 2: Attack of the Shadowpuppets weren't as effective as the original film...

OR

Mal is shocked into silence by the sight of a naked sock puppet.

OR

While blowing up balloons for the Serenity celebration party, Nate accidently loses one.

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Tuesday, February 14, 2006 6:44 AM

Could you please just make it stranger? Stranger. Odder. Could be weirder. More bizarre. How about uncanny?

MAL: BWEE! Uhh...BWOO! No, that's not right either...umm...BWUH!...hrm...

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Tuesday, February 14, 2006 6:54 AM

MANTICHORUS

JOSS (o/s): "Hey Nate, you wanted the first and last lines of the movie? Well, the first is 'Earth-That-Was'. The last is 'gee, wasn't it funny how Mal died in the first act?' ...Nate?"

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Tuesday, February 14, 2006 7:39 AM

SINGATE

Captain Reynolds shows the after effects of transporting two other fugitives known to the Alliance as Cheech Marin and Thomas Chong.

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We live on a placid island of ignorance in the midst of black seas of infinity, and it was not meant that we should voyage far.

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Tuesday, February 14, 2006 7:56 AM

SERYN

Nate was none too happy when Joss suddenly swiped his megaphone back...

or -

When Joss took his megaphone away halfway through a stunning rendition of the Hero of Canton, Nathan started plotting his revenge...

Right, where do they store the lint...

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"She's a mite whimsical in the brainpan."
Xander: "Hi, for those of you who just tuned in, everyone here is a crazy person." *grin*

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Tuesday, February 14, 2006 11:18 AM

GUTTERBALL

Quote:
Originally posted by FreelancePilot:
Mal: These aren't the fugatives you're looking for...

Bwahahah! Between that and the "This episode of Firefly is brought to you by the letter C" one, I just about laughed my lungs out! Nice!

I'm not even submitting one, as one of those two will probably win. Nice job, guys!

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Thursday, February 16, 2006 5:36 AM

Could you please just make it stranger? Stranger. Odder. Could be weirder. More bizarre. How about uncanny?

On the set of Sesame Planet
Voiceover: Crappy. Compression. Coil. (words appear overhead)
Nathan: These are words that begin with "C"!

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Friday, February 17, 2006 5:32 AM

MANTICHORUS

Mal finally realises why it's called the Special Hell...

MAL: "Oh my God! I'm a mime!"

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Friday, February 17, 2006 9:55 AM

THESOAPBOXER

Nathan: Doesn't it just piss you off that even when making a goofy face, I'm still incredibly good looking?

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Could you please just make it stranger? Just stranger. Odder. Could be weirder. More bizarre. How about uncanny? ~Joss Whedon

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Saturday, February 18, 2006 3:05 AM

Could you please just make it stranger? Stranger. Odder. Could be weirder. More bizarre. How about uncanny?

Mal: Beagles sure are finger lickin' goo--
Zoe(OS): Sir? Those aren't for eating...
Mal: Huh? But what are "good dogs" then?

OR

Jayne(OS, rustling in the fridge): HEY! Anyone seen my grubs? I need 'em to go fishin'! I had 'em right here in a tup'ware bowl, gorramit!
Mal: *URP!* Grubs?! I think I'm gonna be sick...

OR

Mal: I have a package this big. Jayne, not so much...

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Saturday, February 18, 2006 7:09 AM

GUTTERBALL

Quote:
Originally posted by TenthCrewMember:
Mal: I have a package this big. Jayne, not so much...

Hey! No knockin the mercenary one's package! Heheh....

How 'bout:

Mal: *to Jayne* So...this is how you DON'T kiss 'em on the mouth?

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Monday, February 20, 2006 9:35 AM