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Abusing links is the only way I know how to live. But I am here with a purpose, my friends. Call me joss Whedon: Rumor Crusher! (Or "Mister Fendendo", if we're being intimate.)

Since everyone's all abuzz with the CW rumor, I have to get all official and say: WE'VE STARTED FILMING NEW EPISODES! Of Dateline. I'm such a troll.

No, there haven't been any overtures from the CW as regards a SereniFly spin-off. I haven't even heard the orchestra tuning up. But if they happen to come calling, I do know what I would do:

1) In order to keep the show cost efficient, we would get rid of a few things we don't need, like spaceships, floors, and Jewel. (You thought I was gonna say 'costumes', didn't you? Porn guy.)

2) Nathan is busy making movies, but since I don't want new cast members, everybody in the cast would just move over one. Jewel (she's back!) would play Mal, Ron would play Kaylee, Morena would play Book, and so on.

3) People love a happy ending. So every episode, I will explain once again that I don't like people. And then Mal will shoot someone. Someone we like. And their puppy.

4) The actors can make up their dialogue. I'm bushed, and they're all funny, and the hell with it. Maybe I'll give them a premise to work off of, like "You're all in trouble" or "Wash has a thing". They could maybe light it too.

5) Klingons, but not alien Klingons. But still Klingons.

So already the show is running like a well oiled companion. I'm just proud to be a part of the Country Western network, and I know this will be their biggest hit since "Have Space-Gun, Will Travel."

I hope, as always, this clears things up. And I hope the executives at the Carnie Wilson network DO give me a call. I've got a million ideas for redoing their offices.

Power to the people who are powerful enough to crush the other people! -jossy.

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Originally posted by trio:
I admit to being new to Joss..but I have read all the articles/threads/people drinking too much hate-orade so i know what is out there...but...having read that...

does he WANT to do this again? That post is hard to read....God I want this show back...

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Originally posted by Groosalugg:
That's just Joss being Joss. That man couldn't write a serious post if his life depended on it.

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Okay, now I'm miffed. I posted because we were literally getting calls from people's agents, so I had to officially speak up and I chose this forum and everybody accuses me of procrastinating when I wasn't even! (I was reading a book.) So quit picking on me, didn't you hear I had my license to write revoked by that angry comics guy? I'm very vulnerable right now.

Call Waiting
CatWoman
Cal Worthington
Candy Wrapper
Chuck Woolery...

Nope. Can't top Crack Whore.

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Originally posted by FollowMal:

I refuse to lose hope that our beloved show will return in either a show or a movie.

I will wait until Joss says in a post, that the calvary has ridden in and we are getting a sequel or a new series, or a mini-series or a direct to DVD movie. I'm holdin'.

And I'll probably get my hopes up again and have them dashed again, but that's ok. I'm not gonna stop loving this show and characters and I'm not going anywhere.

" You hold. Hold til I get back." Mal

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Originally posted by Scythe404:
Come on guys. Use your heads.

If you pay attention you'll see that for the purposes of legal and "dont put your foot in your mouth" practices, producers and actors will often say and maintain certain points of interest up until the exact second in which something is down on paper. Don't put too much stock in any one thing.

If someone saw them come out of that building, and there are whispers, no matter what the cast themselves say, it is a good sign. Of course they can't say anything; there's obligations. But the press can. And since this isn't exactly Star Wars Episode IX, i can't see this being started for the purposes of mainstream attention. Don't get your hopes up, but don't ye despair yet, either.

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Originally posted by Kaele:
Sometimes it's hard being a Browncoat.

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Originally posted by TinFoil:
At this point, I think there's only one thing left to do... Kidnap Joss and the entire Firefly crew, forcing Joss to make endless phone calls until he gets back on TV and forcing the crew to act out fan scripts until the end of time. I've got some very strong rope we can use!

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Originally posted by FollowMal:
And I'll probably get my hopes up again and have them dashed again, but that's ok. I'm not gonna stop loving this show and characters and I'm not going anywhere.

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Originally posted by ndrage85:
did anyone else like the premise of "Wash has a thing"?

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Originally posted by ndrage85:
did anyone else like the premise of "Wash has a thing"?

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Yea, it cracked me up. Very seinfield.

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Originally posted by globlabsurdity:
I think perhaps he is saying that even if he's given the ok to do the show again. Why go through all the angst again?

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Originally posted by teethgrinder:
I think this is all my fault. Everything that I've ever rooted for or been a fan of ( EXCEPT forthe 2004 Detroit Pistons--YEAH!!!) has been on the loosing side. 31 years and counting. Sigh.....

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Originally posted by IsaacShepherd:
No point in fretting over what we can't control

But maybe we should be flooding CW with e-mails and letters to let them know we are loyal to the show and will do what we can to get more Firefly.

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Originally posted by Zeek:
I like the idea of begging and all, but how about a more devious route? I think we should write to them and say how happy we are that they chose to revive Firefly. Saying we are now their biggest fans and we can't wait for their network to hit our tvs so we can tune in and throw out or remotes because we'll never need to change the channel again.

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