CAPTION 2 TIGHTPANTS #16: BIG DAMN BWAH! by TenthCrewMember

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CAPTION 2 TIGHTPANTS #16: BIG DAMN BWAH!

POSTED BY: TENTHCREWMEMBER
UPDATED: Monday, March 13, 2006 19:49
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Thursday, March 9, 2006 6:37 AM

Oh brilliant idea...

You had to go for the guy in the coat.

We should have mugged the little skinny chick. Much safer.

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Thursday, March 9, 2006 6:49 AM

FITZ

Nathan: My cartridge fell out of my gun ... =)

Men of Honour - If I'm not back in one hour you take the ship an you come rescue me

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Thursday, March 9, 2006 6:49 AM

MATTCOZ

Quote:
Originally posted by Mantichorus:
Whoever said I was anti-StarWars? I'm a great fan of the SW extended universe...which is why I hate Lucas. He f*%^ed up everything written around SW with a bit of crap fanfiction.

Wow...

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Thursday, March 9, 2006 7:05 AM

DRPAIN

Mal: Oh Jayne.....Time to wake up Jayne.
Jayne O/S: Aaaahhh!!!!! Gorramit Mal I told ya that ain't funny no more. Now ya done made me mess myself.

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WWJD: What Would Jayne Do?

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Thursday, March 9, 2006 3:17 PM

FLORALBUNNY

Nathan: Don't much care which kind of slugs we're dealin' with long's there's a camera around.

::-)

Has anyone posted
"I AIM TO MISBEHAVE" yet?

(in too gorram big a hurry to look)

bun
-- bastards singed my turtle --
----- why's the rum gone? -----

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Thursday, March 9, 2006 3:19 PM

CUNNINGORANGETOQUE

MAL:"Folk used to keel-haul traitors back in the day, but i'd rather shoot you."

OR

MAL:"My cartridge AIN'T gonna fall outta my gun."

OR

MAL:"You want my authorization code and password, hows about THIS?"

OR

NATHAN:"You kill anymore of us, and I WILL end you"

JOSS*weakly*:"...anyone got a clean pair of shorts?"

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Thursday, March 9, 2006 5:44 PM

FLORALBUNNY

Mal: I've been waiting for you to kiss me since I showed you my gun!

bun
-- bastards singed my turtle --
----- why's the rum gone? -----

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Thursday, March 9, 2006 7:29 PM

GUTTERBALL

Mal(thinking): Maybe if I just keep looking serious, no one will notice that my cartridge fell out of my gun....

________________________________________

Please remember that the 9:30 show is completely different from the 7:30 show. Don't forget to tip your waitress.

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Thursday, March 9, 2006 8:28 PM

SHINEYLITTLEALBATROS

Malcom Reynold's nose pre-plastic surgery.

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Oh, its grotest!oh and there's something in that jar.

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Thursday, March 9, 2006 8:34 PM

MATTCOZ

Mal: How about this?! *points gun at Kaylee*
Kaylee: Nope, I still love my captain.
Jayne: I'll get the duct tape.

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Thursday, March 9, 2006 11:34 PM

BLUEEYEDBRIGADIER

Ok....first time at it...how's about:

Mal: Now, see? That pansy-ass Solo likes to go for the stealth shot. Now me? I prefer the "awake, facin' and armed" deal...(cocks hammer back)

Fox Exec: But I am not armed!

Mal: Guess you didn't watch the movie too careful-like, huh?

BLAM!

Simon(OS): Definitely time for a bad word....

OR

Mal: Trust me, at this range even a Fox exec could hit someone.....

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Friday, March 10, 2006 5:36 PM

RYCE

The Independent's Recruitment Poster:
"We want YOU to join the Browncoats!"

OR

Mal: Damn right, no power in the 'verse can stop me!

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Friday, March 10, 2006 6:52 PM

RUE

I have a vote and I'm not afraid to use it!

Is it shiny in there?

Nearly everything I know I learned by the grace of others.

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Saturday, March 11, 2006 4:30 PM

TENTHCREWMEMBER

Could you please just make it stranger? Stranger. Odder. Could be weirder. More bizarre. How about uncanny?

MAL: Wake up. Time to die.

OR

MAL: So, can a Vampire Slayer dodge bullets?

OR

MAL: It's "Assisted Russian Roulette"...you go first...

OR

MAL: Zoe is a damn fine woman, Wash, like I said. Here's the deal: I'm takin' her. Any questions?

OR

MAL: Bi Zuie!*

*shut up!

BWAH!
TCM

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Saturday, March 11, 2006 4:36 PM

CHOLLETT

I got inspired by the Matrix one somewhere above.

Mal: "You're EMPTY."
Agent Smith (OS): "So are you."
Mal: "WRONG!" *BLAM*

OR

Neo (OS): "So, what're you saying, that i can dodge bullets?"
Mal: "Care to find out?"

I'm babbling like a moonbrain.

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Saturday, March 11, 2006 6:02 PM

CUNNINGORANGETOQUE

(Princess Bride-inspired)

MAL:"My name is Malcolm Reynolds. You killed my pilot and my preacher. Prepare to Die."

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Saturday, March 11, 2006 6:56 PM

RHYIANAN

Quote:
Originally posted by CunningOrangeToque:
(Princess Bride-inspired)

MAL:"My name is Malcolm Reynolds. You killed my pilot and my preacher. Prepare to Die."

Absolutely brilliant.

No, Can't. Too much hair.

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Saturday, March 11, 2006 7:16 PM

MATTCOZ

Quote:
Originally posted by BlueEyedBrigadier:
Ok....first time at it...how's about:

Mal: Now, see? That pansy-ass Solo likes to go for the stealth shot. Now me? I prefer the "awake, facin' and armed" deal...(cocks hammer back)

Fox Exec: But I am not armed!

Mal: Guess you didn't watch the movie too careful-like, huh?

BLAM!

Simon(OS): Definitely time for a bad word....

Sounds awfully similar to mine.

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Saturday, March 11, 2006 8:39 PM

JUSTSHINY

Mal (hearing his mother in his head): You'll shoot your eye out, you'll shoot your eye out.

Serenity will fly again.

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Saturday, March 11, 2006 8:57 PM

BLUEEYEDBRIGADIER

Sorry Mattcoz, if you think that way....not trying to copy ya. Just thought I would do something of similiar bent...actually spent more than a couple of minutes trying to get a good vibe that wasn't too copycatish :(

BEB

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Sunday, March 12, 2006 2:59 AM

CHEZZ

MAL:Hope this big dam gun is loaded.

No power in the verse can stop me

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Sunday, March 12, 2006 4:51 AM

PUMAMANREDUX

" *THIS* is my boomstick !!!!! "

or

"Live action Doom is soooo fun"

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Sunday, March 12, 2006 4:54 AM

TENTHCREWMEMBER

Could you please just make it stranger? Stranger. Odder. Could be weirder. More bizarre. How about uncanny?

MAL: You can luxuriate in a nice jail cell, or you can VOTE!

http://vote.sparklit.com/web_poll.spark/970635

So many good captions this week, everyone can vote for the 3 (three!) captions they like best!

Whoever wins this week, certainly can count themselves as the better man...well, a good man...well, they're okay...

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Sunday, March 12, 2006 11:05 AM

FITZ

suggestion for the next shiny caption game...

http://www.genrefans.com/ConventionPhotos/grandslam06/target213.html

ok its not exactly the usual but its could be gd fun

Men of Honour - oh god oh go we're all gonna die?

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Monday, March 13, 2006 5:51 PM

TENTHCREWMEMBER

Could you please just make it stranger? Stranger. Odder. Could be weirder. More bizarre. How about uncanny?

*bump for last minute voting!!!*

Quote:
Originally posted by TenthCrewMember:
MAL: You can luxuriate in a nice jail cell, or you can VOTE!

http://vote.sparklit.com/web_poll.spark/970635

So many good captions this week, everyone can vote for the 3 (three!) captions they like best!

Whoever wins this week, certainly can count themselves as the better man...well, a good man...well, they're okay...

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Monday, March 13, 2006 7:49 PM

FLORALBUNNY

Woah, Fitz, good photo for captions!
There's one there of Summer, too.

bun
-- bastards singed my turtle --
----- why's the rum gone? -----

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