THE OTHER SHINY CAPTION GAME #27-Shiny Spring beginnings by CunningOrangeToque

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THE OTHER SHINY CAPTION GAME #27-Shiny Spring beginnings

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UPDATED: Sunday, March 26, 2006 12:13
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Sunday, March 19, 2006 8:18 PM

Why hullo thar to all!

This week is a special week, and why?

We have a 2-time consecutive winner!

TENTHCREWMEMBER!

WASH(on helium): MUEEEHEEEHEEEHEE! Mine is an evil laugh! Now dieeee!

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Congratulations Caption Tightpants!

Now we shall see if he can make it a trilogy, as we visit Captain Tightpants!

MAL:"Okay, who left the hot water running in the tub?"

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Sunday, March 19, 2006 10:53 PM

BLUEEYEDBRIGADIER

Mal: What the rutting hell...(peers in)....Ren di fou zu! Jayne!!!!

Jayne (OS): I knew I should have turned down that extra spicy bao....gorram septic tank's gone nuclear now!

BEB

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Monday, March 20, 2006 12:03 AM

CITIZEN

Everyone tried to ignore Jaynes gas.

Or

Mal: Book are you sure your God style spicy hot Jambalaya is, erm, edible?

Or

Mal: Jayne if I've told you once I've told you a thousand times, you've got a toilet in your room!

More insane ramblings by the people who brought you beeeer milkshakes!
No beast so fierce but knows some touch of pity. But I know none, and therefore am no beast.

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Monday, March 20, 2006 6:37 AM

SAB39

Mal (enraptured): You got the light, from the console... to keep you, to lift you up... they shine like little angels!

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Monday, March 20, 2006 6:43 AM

DESKTOPHIPPIE

Nathan finally discovers where the rest of the cast hide to have their sneaky on-set smoking breaks...

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Monday, March 20, 2006 6:51 AM

DAVESHAYNE

Nathan:

Double double toil and trouble
Fire burn and cauldron bubl...

What do you mean that isn't the line. Aren't we doing the Scottish Play? Alright who's the joker that switched my script?

David

"A lot of people are asking me, you know, what exactly is Firefly? It's a tv show you morons!" - Joss Whedon

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Monday, March 20, 2006 7:12 AM

POEANDFAITH

Quote:
Originally posted by daveshayne:

"I don't care if Inara says it'll boost morale or not. We're not having a gorrum jacuzzi on my ship!"

*Dear Diary... Today, we were kidnapped by hill folk never to be seen again. It was the best day ever.*

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Monday, March 20, 2006 7:37 AM

FITZ

kaylee(os): what it is?

Mal:Its a naked girl...

Shepherd(os): Mal?

Mal: jus giv me a sec...

or

Nathan: *sarcastically* oh no iv seem to forgotten my line...i think we need to do the scene again

Summer: but its cold in the box...

or

Mal: remeber when you suggested beagles because of the smaller droppings...

Wash: *gulps* er, yeh mal?

Mal: Well you where wrong.

Men of Honour - coming soon to a Blue Sun Room near you...

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Monday, March 20, 2006 8:29 AM

COSMICFUGITIVE

Quote:
Originally posted by CunningOrangeToque:

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Mal couldn't believe his eyes, when the gates to the Special Hell opened before him. A shiver ran down his back, as he caught sight of the terrifying creature on the other side. With a quiver in his voice, he asked: "Is that.. David Hasselhoff?!"

OR:

RIVER: "Too much *cough!* dry ice!"

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Monday, March 20, 2006 10:01 AM

TOWELIE

Mal stared at his future...

And Jayne's face grinned back.

'Gorram it...'

Men of Honour - No...No it's not...

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Monday, March 20, 2006 1:35 PM

SICKDUDE

"Let's see... frozen pees... frozen beans... frozen protein paste... (Shouting) Hey, who took the last Hot Pocket!? It had my name on it."

"It's a cow."

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Monday, March 20, 2006 1:48 PM

BSCPANTHERFAN

"What's that smell -- Jayne, what have I told you about mixing your laundry in with other folks? You can explain to Inara why her stuff smells like go se when she gets back later!"

So who is he?
He's my husband.
Well who in the damn galaxy ain't!

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Monday, March 20, 2006 1:51 PM

JAMESTHEDARK

Contrary to popular belief, Mal's copy of "Care and Culturing of Institutionalized Hatred" does, in fact, burn.

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I ain't lookin' for help from on high. That's a damn long wait for a train don't come.

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Monday, March 20, 2006 1:55 PM

REAVERINA1985RIVIERA

Quote:
Originally posted by CunningOrangeToque:

Mal: And THATS why you don't mix bleach and ammonia.

Jayne(in fog): cough...at least..cough..it got the cow crap off-COUGH!-off the floor.

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How many Jaynes does it take to change a light bulb?

Two. One to try to put it in and another to find a bigger hammer.

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Monday, March 20, 2006 3:25 PM

SERYN

When Mal installed their brand new sauna, the girls never did get round to asking exactly why it needed that vent in the roof.

Mal:(whispers) Jayne, quick, Inara Just took her towel off!

/or

Wash:(OOC) I'll warn you now Mal, my missus can kill you with her pinky.

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Hodgins: Your robot reminds me of you. You tell it to turn it stops. You tell it to stop it turns. You ask it to take out the garbage it watches reruns of Firefly.

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Monday, March 20, 2006 6:37 PM

TENTHCREWMEMBER

Could you please just make it stranger? Stranger. Odder. Could be weirder. More bizarre. How about uncanny?

Wow. 2 in a row. I am humbled, and challenged (some would just say retarded, but I don't drool as much anymore so...), so where was I? Oh yeah, challenged to go for threepeat...this might take a few tries, but here goes...

Jayne(OS): Who is it this time?
Mal: Its Saffron again, and this time she's got some strong perfume tha...that...ohh, sonofab--

OR

Jewel(OS): Whacha doin', Tightpants?
Nathan: Carbon freezing. It was good enough for a pirate like Solo, its damn good enough for the hoe-tze de pee goo who tried to sell me a comic with my face on it for $30!

OR

Mal: Huh. Zoe? Didn't we bury Tracey?
Zoe(OS): Yes, sir, I believe we did.
Mal: Someone mind 'splainin' why he's in this here meat freezer?
River(OS): Waste not, want not.

OR

Mal: Uh, Yosaff? Next time you smuggle yourself, you might consider not packin' yourself in an armored beer refrigerator. But seein' as you're in there, mind handin' me a Mudder's Milk?

OR

Mal: So, since we didn't have no shovels, we're just gonna pack Wash, Shepherd and Mr. Universe in this cooler until we reach Greenleaf? Hardly seem right. Hey where's that lovebot anyway?
Jayne(os): Uh, I'll be in my bunk...

OR

MAL: Simon, mind explaining why you brought the gorram Pax aboard my ship?

that's all for now! Maybe some more later!

BWAH!
TCM

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Monday, March 20, 2006 7:19 PM

DAYVE

Cotton candy ?....gorram it, I'll show you some gorram cotton candy.....

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Monday, March 20, 2006 7:39 PM

CAUSAL

Quote:
Originally posted by Dayve:

Mal: Frozen dinner pack--protein. Frozen dinner pack--protein. Protein bars--50 count. Protein wafer--packs of three. Protein supplements--pills. Protein-rich flour replacement. Gorramit! Zoe! I recall having a chat with you about variety...

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I wish I had a magical wish-granting plank.

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Monday, March 20, 2006 8:39 PM

CHOLLETT

Mal: "WHO LEFT THIS PENSIEVE IN HERE????"

OR

As Mal stared into the Pensieve, he became aware that he was watching Inara's memories, and FINALLY realized that she had feelings for him.

OR

Kaylee (OS): "What's the Captain doing?"
Simon (OS): "He's been looking in that Pensieve for a while now, and has just realized Inara has feelings for him."
Kaylee (OS): "FINALLY!!!!!!!"
Mal: "Wha...HEY! GET OUT OF HERE!"

Ok, enough w/ the HP stuff.

OR

Jayne (OS): "Uhh, Mal, that's an awfully smoky little screen ya got there, whatcha watchin' in there?"
*Leans over*
Mal: "Wha...HEY, JAYNE! KNOCK NEXT TIME!"
*closes lid*

OR

Mal: "Uhh, Kaylee? I think the cargo's on fire."

OR

Mal: "Um, Kaylee? I think the incense is on fire."
Inara (Below): *sniff* "That's not incense..." *bursts out laughing*

I'm babbling like a moonbrain.

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Monday, March 20, 2006 8:50 PM

FLORALBUNNY

Pensieves, huh?
Well, then, here's another other-movie reference:

"There's a Girl in My Soup."

OR:

Jayne(OS): Why'd y'all order a live girl?

bun
-- bastards singed my turtle --
----- why's the rum gone? -----

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Tuesday, March 21, 2006 9:14 PM

CUNNINGORANGETOQUE

NATHAN:"And God looked down upon the earth, and saw that it was overrun by reality television..."

JOSS(os):"NATHAN!Stop narrating yourself!"

OR

MAL:"Inara, i said take only what you need to survive!"

INARA(os):"It's my industrial-strength jacuzzi, and i CAN'T LIVE WITHOUT IT!!"

JAYNE(os):"I don't see why you is complainin' Cap'n...i'll be in my bunk..."

(Ah, Spaceballs....with a twist...)

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Tuesday, March 21, 2006 9:29 PM

CHOLLETT

HAH! The narrating gave me an idea.

Mal: "I watched Inara in the bath, and not for the first time. She didn't know I was there, but I was. I noticed that she was less relaxed than usual, like the spark was gone. I saw her eyes staring right at me, and I couldn't help but notice the hurt in them, and as she stood naked I-" *PUNCH*
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Mal: "I awoke several hours later in a daze."

I'm babbling like a moonbrain.

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Tuesday, March 21, 2006 9:51 PM

BSCPANTHERFAN

Why is there a smoking coffin in my cargo bay and -- Boreanaz! Get the hell out of there, and turn off that gorram fog machine!

So who is he?
He's my husband.
Well who in the damn galaxy ain't!

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Wednesday, March 22, 2006 4:37 PM

FLORALBUNNY

Mal stares intently into the wash-boiler, wondering if his spare pants have shrunk enough to make them attractive without raising the pitch of his voice noticeably.

bun
-- bastards singed my turtle --
----- why's the rum gone? -----

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Thursday, March 23, 2006 7:10 PM

CUNNINGORANGETOQUE

Bump it *LOUDER!*

(haha, Black eyed peas...)

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Thursday, March 23, 2006 7:43 PM

FLORALBUNNY

As a result of Mal's ill-considered action, the beagles began to emerge from cryo. Now he had to consider once again the problem of droppings.

OR

Mal: Whose idea was it to accept shipment of a fumarole?

bun
-- bastards singed my turtle --
----- why's the rum gone? -----

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Thursday, March 23, 2006 7:48 PM

BSCPANTHERFAN

Mal peered out the opening in the floor of the cargo bay, watching as his loogey landed on the Alliance General at the front of the U-Day parade.

So who is he?
He's my husband.
Well who in the damn galaxy ain't!

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Friday, March 24, 2006 2:34 AM

ANOBJECTINSPACE

Nathan finally stumbles upon the on-site beer fridge.

Or

Mal: Kaylee batteries arn't made to withstand the cold.

or

Nathan is shocked to find that Summer no longer inhabited the container for the Cryo-River scen.

.....
"It's just an Object"
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Friday, March 24, 2006 3:35 PM

CUNNINGORANGETOQUE

It's White, but it sure ain't Noise...

Voting time!

http://vote.sparklit.com/web_poll.spark?pollID=973381&sparkKey=65d5806
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Sunday, March 26, 2006 12:13 PM

CUNNINGORANGETOQUE

Bump for Voting.

Next round will be up in a few hours, so vote while you can!

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