THE OTHER SHINY CAPTION GAME Round #36-Never Goes Smooth... by CunningOrangeToque

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THE OTHER SHINY CAPTION GAME Round #36-Never Goes Smooth...

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UPDATED: Sunday, June 11, 2006 10:36
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Friday, June 2, 2006 8:40 PM

Hello to all! Welcome to June! The time where we can start seeing signs of summer, as well as impending exams (for those of you in highschool, you may know what i'm talking about...)

Anyhow, in last week's round we have, if i'm not mistaken, a first-time winner!

LEESHAJOY wins Round 35 with a shiny new addition to the winners in the game:

Adam: "You've gotta be kidding me...Nathan accidentally inhaled his script AGAIN?!"

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Congrats!

And as we move to Round 36, we find our good 'ol Sheperd leading the way...

RON:"So in the movie they kill me off...does that seem right to you?!?!"

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Creator of "THE OTHER SHINY CAPTION GAME"!
www.livejournal.com/users/the_zeppo01
Time for some thrilling heroics!
poor_noel2@hotmail.com

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Saturday, June 3, 2006 4:48 AM

PDCHARLES

What happened? He see your face?

EMMA: Gonna get mighty rough in here. Sure you’re in for it shepherd? I mean… you up for fightin’?

BOOK: Back at the abbey there wasn’t many of these nail biting experiences. Best we fight them tooth and nail… It is just another nail in the coffin, I’d prefer nailing some to the wall.

Or

Book: Big shoutout to the 2 by 2, hands o’ blue, crew, down from A town…

Or

Is that... Kasmir?

Wha?!?... *sniff sniff* OH.... IM ON FIRE!!!

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Saturday, June 3, 2006 4:53 AM

DAVESHAYNE

What do you think of my Clint Eastwood impression?

David

"Not completely as well as the series of Firefly..." - From a review of Serenity at amazon.de

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Saturday, June 3, 2006 5:00 AM

SWEETSERENDIPITY

Book "Wha...? How did you know about my affinity for eating bugs?"

Deb

http://serendipityagain.com/

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Saturday, June 3, 2006 5:23 PM

STILLFLYIN

Emma: "Why do you have a confused look on your face?"
Book: "I just now realized that I'm a preacher with nails sticking out of my mouth that I'm using to barracade myself into a whorehouse. It a good thing none of the bretheren can see this."

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Saturday, June 3, 2006 6:58 PM

THESOAPBOXER

All right, let's just get this outta the way.

Book: What'chu talkin' 'bout, Reynolds?

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Could you please just make it stranger? Just stranger. Odder. Could be weirder. More bizarre. How about uncanny?
~Joss Whedon

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Saturday, June 3, 2006 7:03 PM

THAT much?

For the two?

DAMN!

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13, First Mate of the 'Heart of Haven'
and Honorary Forsaken

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Saturday, June 3, 2006 7:54 PM

BLUEEYEDBRIGADIER

Oh...it just came to me!

Book: Now River, this is what I like to call the "Bitch, please!" look. I usually save it for moment when people are questioning your obvious knowledge and they need a less than subtle clue.

BEB

Literature has shown us some of humanity's greatest achievements; history, some of our greatest failures -- Alun Lewis

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Saturday, June 3, 2006 10:42 PM

MMMWIFESOUP

"You talkin' to me? You talkin to me'?"

Bit lame. It's early Sunday morning and I'm about to head out for work. I'm not quite awake yet.

-- My days of not taking you seriously are certainly coming to a middle --

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Sunday, June 4, 2006 2:57 AM

SMARTBUTDUMBBLONDE

Book painfully discovers where the rest of those nails ended up...

Damn you Fox!! Damn you to Hades!!

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Sunday, June 4, 2006 5:34 AM

CHOO1701

Book: Hamburgers!?!

man am i lame...

(for those who don't know, its a line from "Pulp Fiction".)

"Remember, always be yourself. Unless you suck."-Joss Whedon

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Sunday, June 4, 2006 6:18 AM

KANEMAN

BOOK: "These nails taste salty. Where did you get them?"
Inara: "You don't want to know...Just keep bangin"

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Sunday, June 4, 2006 5:02 PM

FLORALBUNNY

If you'd prefer a lecture, I have a few very catchy ones prepped. Sin and hellfire. One has lepers.

bun
~6/23~Serenity/Firefly Summer~9/30~
----- why's the rum gone? 7706 -----

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Monday, June 5, 2006 7:10 AM

SICKDUDE

Quote:

Book (with full mouth): No, I haven't seen your Tweety bird. Why do you ask?

"I am your father, Luke. Give in to the Dark Side, you nob!" - Doug McKenzie

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Monday, June 5, 2006 6:46 PM

KAYLEE4SIMON

Ron: Book the Alliance slayer, has a nice ring to it, I was hoping to do the Watcher Council spin off though, tea and scones anyone?

Keep shiny!

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Monday, June 5, 2006 7:07 PM

FLORALBUNNY

This may come as a shock, but I'm actually not very good at talking to girls.

bun
~6/23~Serenity/Firefly Summer~9/30~
----- why's the rum gone? 7706 -----

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Monday, June 5, 2006 7:16 PM

MAGHAFFAR

Quote:
Originally posted by BlueEyedBrigadier:
Oh...it just came to me!

Book: Now River, this is what I like to call the "Bitch, please!" look.

BWAAAHHAAAAHAAAAHAAA! Oh, B.E.B. that's gotta be the winner. Book saying "Bitch, please!" If only that was an outtake for real. I can't even compete now. Curse your inevitable victory...

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Wednesday, June 7, 2006 3:29 AM

ANOBJECTINSPACE

Book: "Hey there good-looking, what you got cooking?"

After the River can debargle the Shepard was the first to taste the "Mystery meal".

Kaylee: "Shepard how would I get simon to have sex with me?"
Book: "Kaylee, im not very 'experienced' in that field."

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"It's just an Object"
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Wednesday, June 7, 2006 4:13 AM

RHODRI

BOOK: Now if you REALLY piss me off, I'll unleash my Evil Hair!

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Wednesday, June 7, 2006 4:14 AM

RHODRI

Quote:
Originally posted by daveshayne:

BOOK: Now if you REALLY piss me off, I'll unleash my Evil Hair!

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Wednesday, June 7, 2006 5:12 AM

RHODRI

Quote:
Originally posted by pdcharles:

BOOK: You know there is another Hell reserved for people who fart in enclosed spaces?

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Wednesday, June 7, 2006 5:12 AM

RHODRI

Quote:
Originally posted by pdcharles:

BOOK: You know there is another Hell reserved for people who fart in enclosed spaces?

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Wednesday, June 7, 2006 6:40 AM

PAGANPAUL

"What do you mean you don't remember Blood on the Badge? B.O.B. was on the best seller list for months!"

Don't get the reference? http://www.tvacres.com/books_detec_blood.htm

Yes, I'm showing my age now...

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流口水的婊子和猴子的笨儿子。
Liou coe shway duh biao-tze huh hoe-tze duh bun ur-tze.
"Stupid son of a drooling whore and a monkey."

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Wednesday, June 7, 2006 8:23 AM

EMMARIGBY

Quote:
Originally posted by sweetserendipity:
Book "Wha...? How did you know about my affinity for eating bugs?"

Deb

http://serendipityagain.com/]

Unlike the last couple where I posted my ass off, I just got nothin' for this one!

But I really wanted to vote for this one! Cracked me up but good!

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Hisssssss!

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Wednesday, June 7, 2006 2:08 PM

CHOLLETT

Book: "Do I have something in my teeth?"

OR

Book: "Is Book gonna havta choke a B****?"

OR

Prostitute: "Shepherd, there's someone here to see you."
Book: "Who?"
Prostitute: "Mike Jones."

I'm babbling like a moonbrain.

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Wednesday, June 7, 2006 2:24 PM

SWEETSERENDIPITY

Thank you Emma!

Deb

http://serendipityagain.com/

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Wednesday, June 7, 2006 7:02 PM

FLAUTISTFIRST

Quote:
Originally posted by kaneman:
BOOK: "These nails taste salty. Where did you get them?"
Inara: "You don't want to know...Just keep bangin"

BWAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

There's no place I can be since I found serenity.

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Thursday, June 8, 2006 3:20 AM

DANIELFYRE

Book: They call me pimpmaster book. Why? 'cause if a lady gets out of line I beat the ho with a book...::takes a puff:: A BOOK!...And I ain't talkin about no panzy ass shakespeare Romeo and Juliet...the dictionary bitch...why you just standin there go make me money! ::raises webster's college dictionary about to beat the companion::

-Dan

Real men juggle geese.

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Thursday, June 8, 2006 8:38 PM

CUNNINGORANGETOQUE

BOOK:"Could you put those away, please?"

PROSTITUTE:"What, you don't like my paintings?"

VOTING UP TOMORROW

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Time for some thrilling heroics!
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Thursday, June 8, 2006 10:00 PM

EMMARIGBY

Quote:

Book didn't quite understand the girl's Vicars and Tarts joke.

(sorry, probably an English joke - and not a great one. Feeling uninspired)

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Thursday, June 8, 2006 10:04 PM

SWEETSERENDIPITY

Good one Emma! This American got it.

Deb

http://serendipityagain.com/

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Friday, June 9, 2006 7:30 AM

EMMARIGBY

Thank you! How about:

This guy must be a few straws short of a bushel. I told him my specialities and now he's just givin' me a look. Maybe if I explain with hand gestures...

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Hisssssss!

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Friday, June 9, 2006 2:09 PM

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