THE OTHER SHINY CAPTION GAME Round #37-Legs of a dancer! by CunningOrangeToque

CONGRATS TO EMMARIGBY!!!
And now for a feeble attempt:

Joss: Uh, Nathan, uh, we're gonna have to re-shoot, 'cos makeup forgot all your scars.
Cut to Morena, snickering softly to herself.

bun
~6/23~Serenity/Firefly Summer~9/30~
----- why's the rum gone? 7706 -----

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Monday, June 12, 2006 8:01 PM

Joss: when i said act "naturally" i didn't mean this....

Inara (off screen): er...so thats what you mean by airflow!

Mal: so....do i win the bet?
Jayne: nope
Mal: OH DEAR GOD!!

(soory, the last one was a very, very wrong joke....)

"Remember, always be yourself. Unless you suck."-Joss Whedon

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Monday, June 12, 2006 8:40 PM

CHOLLETT

Nathan practiced his usual Tuesday morning Tai-chi, unaware that a webcam had been set up to provide the rest of the crew with Five o'clock Fillion parties.

I'm babbling like a moonbrain.

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Monday, June 12, 2006 11:28 PM

ONTHEDRIFT

Quote:
Originally posted by jpstargazer:
Despite his repeated orders, the Captain soon realized that the crew was mutinously NOT participating in Naked Wednesdays.

OR

Heeding Inara's advice, Mal decided to beef up on his Earth-that-was culture. Later that day, Mal surprised Inara with his impression of Michaelangelo's Sistene Chapel.

"All I got is a red guitar, three chords, and the truth...the rest is up to you"
--Bono

I love U2

Hi-larious. Hmm naked Wednesdays... And the Michaelangelo is exactly what I thought of when I first saw it.

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Tuesday, June 13, 2006 12:27 AM

Thought we needed the picture back!

Quote:
Originally posted by FloralBunny:
CONGRATS TO EMMARIGBY!!!
And now for a feeble attempt:

Thanks sweetie!

I should like to thank all the lovely people who voted for me, my parents, my friend for introducing me to Firefly, my $th year English teacher, the guy I met at the bus-stop yesterday....

Ok, enough of such gushing!

Sometimes don't you just wake up and hate everything in your wardrobe?

or

Mal wasn't in the mood to wear brown today. Unfortunately that didn't leave him with many options.

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Tuesday, June 13, 2006 4:15 AM

PAGANPAUL

MAL: "This is why I'm GOD on this boat!"

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流口水的婊子和猴子的笨儿子。
Liou coe shway duh biao-tze huh hoe-tze duh bun ur-tze.
"Stupid son of a drooling whore and a monkey."

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Tuesday, June 13, 2006 4:55 AM

MSG

When Inara asked for a wake up call she had no idea that the service came au natural

You're only young once, but you can be immature any time!

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Tuesday, June 13, 2006 4:58 AM

Mal checked, but found that he wasn't even wearing his pretty floral bonnet!

(You know that by letting me win one you've only gone an' encouraged me!)

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Tuesday, June 13, 2006 10:38 AM

Inara and her client got a shock when Mal forgot that River had converted the shower into a short range teleporter

"Remember, always be yourself. Unless you suck."-Joss Whedon

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Tuesday, June 13, 2006 1:16 PM

Fillion named Armpit of the Future 2002!

OR

Mal demonstrates that sunblocks will work
much better in the future.

bun
~6/23~Serenity/Firefly Summer~9/30~
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Tuesday, June 13, 2006 1:30 PM

He He!

For that whole body shave that leaves your skin feeling kissably smooth, Captain Mal Reynolds recommends the Gillette quatro dilitium razor.
The only way to get a closer shave would be to be pushed through an engine.

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Tuesday, June 13, 2006 1:45 PM

VETERAN

Don't squat with your spurs on.

Mal attempts to great a diversion.

-- or --

Jayne (dispatching the last bad guy standing): "Gorram it, next time I get to be the diversion."
Crew (in unison): "NO!"

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Tuesday, June 13, 2006 1:45 PM

VETERAN

Don't squat with your spurs on.

oops double post. I'm just too fast with the mouse today.

Mal attempts to great a diversion.

-- or --

Jayne (dispatching the last bad guy standing): "Gorram it, next time I get to be the diversion."
Crew (in unison): "NO!"

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Tuesday, June 13, 2006 1:51 PM

PDCHARLES

What happened? He see your face?

Mal: I've got Lance in my pants. *adv. gingle*

The ladies: What pants!?!

GO CANES!!!

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Tuesday, June 13, 2006 1:54 PM

FloralBunny (from too far offstage): I'LL BE IN MY BUNK!!!!!

bun (weeping)
~6/23~Serenity/Firefly Summer~9/30~
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Tuesday, June 13, 2006 4:06 PM

DARWINSHANDMAIDEN

Contemplating a career change, Mal performs his "Chippendale's" routine to a shocked and horrified crew.

I picks them up, I drops them off.

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Tuesday, June 13, 2006 4:15 PM

CHOLLETT

Mal (looking at Michelangelo fresco, thinking and smirking): "I win."

OR

Mal: "Where's the beach? It's THAT WAY." *flex*

OR

Mal: "Hey, Jayne, does this look like a Q to you?"

I'm babbling like a moonbrain.

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Tuesday, June 13, 2006 6:12 PM

Mal is eager to get on with his increasingly airy-a** day.

bun
~6/23~Serenity/Firefly Summer~9/30~
----- why's the rum gone? 7706 -----

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Tuesday, June 13, 2006 6:33 PM

JPSTARGAZER

Quote:
I love U2

Hi-larious. Hmm naked Wednesdays... And the Michaelangelo is exactly what I thought of when I first saw it.

Thanks, I try. It seems that several people had the Sistine Chapel idea, guess I was just a little faster. Funny how Browncoats think alike. Unfortunately when I saw the Sistine Chapel four years ago, I was unfamiliar with the Verse, so Mal didn't exactly come to mind then.

Glad you love U2, you're the first one to comment on my signature. I'd say some appropriate U2 lyric, but it just isn't coming to me.

Enough of that, here's another submission:

(Joss framing the shot)
Nathan: "Um, Joss? I think you're gonna need a bigger lens for this shot."

"All I got is a red guitar, three chords, and the truth...the rest is up to you"
--Bono

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Tuesday, June 13, 2006 6:51 PM

REAVERINA1985RIVIERA

This photo bring back bad memorys of a certan '80s music video

Quote:
Originally posted by CunningOrangeToque:

Mal (singing): I'm too sexy for my shirt, too sexy for my shirt, so sexy it hurts...

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How many Jaynes does it take to change a light bulb?

Two. One to try to put it in and another to find a bigger hammer.

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Tuesday, June 13, 2006 6:56 PM

LEIGHKOHL

Sure? Unsure? Malcolm Reynolds is Sure! Not mine, it belongs to my sister.

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Tuesday, June 13, 2006 6:59 PM

REAVERINA1985RIVIERA

Quote:
Originally posted by CunningOrangeToque:

Jayne(so): Now that is downright disturbing.

Book(os): Now I know how the Blind Monks of New Sistine Abbey got that way.

Jayne(os): Spending all their lives locked in a church, posing for giant wall paintin's? With no women?

Book(os): Blind.

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How many Jaynes does it take to change a light bulb?

Two. One to try to put it in and another to find a bigger hammer.

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Wednesday, June 14, 2006 1:31 AM

Mal: So honestly Inara, what d'ya think? Well, since we'll soon be landing on New Brazil I wanted to fit in with the natives.

(What do you think, too much?!)

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Wednesday, June 14, 2006 4:51 AM

RHODRI

Quote:
Originally posted by CunningOrangeToque:

Mmm Hmm, I have the shiniest sweetest smelling armpits in the 'Verse!

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Wednesday, June 14, 2006 5:20 AM

Quote:

Mal wanted to be involved in the crew's horseshoes contest, but they decided he was having a bit too much fun.

(I honestly don't know where to draw the line here!)

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Wednesday, June 14, 2006 9:20 AM

SMARTBUTDUMBBLONDE

The rest of the crew were not particurlary thrilled with Mal's Full Monty routine...
Everyone:(OS) Oh God no!
Ewwwwww!
Put your clothes back on!
My eyes! My beautiful, beautiful eyes!
Wuh duh ma huh ta duh fung-kwong duh wai-shung doh!*

* translation: Holy mother of God and all her wacky nephews!

Damn you Fox!! Damn you to Hades!!

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Wednesday, June 14, 2006 9:21 AM

SMARTBUTDUMBBLONDE

Mal: Isn't my birthday suit so pretty?

or maybe...

Mal: My clothes are problematic.

Damn you Fox!! Damn you to Hades!!

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Wednesday, June 14, 2006 9:23 AM

Nathon thought re-doing out takes with no clothes on was better...

(refering to the "Dancing on Miranda" in the BDM)

"Remember, always be yourself. Unless you suck."-Joss Whedon

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Wednesday, June 14, 2006 4:19 PM

DANIELFYRE

Mal: No really Wash...just do it...smell it c'mon I swear it smells just like cream cheese!

-Dan

Real men juggle geese.

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Wednesday, June 14, 2006 4:50 PM

JIGMAN

Quote:
Originally posted by pdcharles:

Mal: Yep, always pays to go to a Firefly convention wearing some Tag...

or

Joss O/S: No Nathan, you got it wrong. You IMAGINE everyone ELSE naked to deal with stage fright.

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All good things must come to an end.

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Wednesday, June 14, 2006 5:45 PM

Kaylee had challenged Mal to sit on the ramp with her umbrella, luring passengers.
Not only has she lost the bet, but wait'll she sees the new passengers!

bun
~6/23~Serenity/Firefly Summer~9/30~
----- why's the rum gone? 7706 -----

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Wednesday, June 14, 2006 6:21 PM

EmmaRigby wrote:
Mal wanted to be involved in the crew's horseshoes contest, but they decided he was having a bit too much fun.
(I honestly don't know where to draw the line here!)
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OMG, you little collector of Natrices, do you know how long it took me to catch that one? Gah. Therefore, seek not advice re the drawing of lines from moi.

But here's another, if I don't change my mind.

>>Nathan poses for one of those etchings Joss talks about in a DVD extra.

(Well, changed it a little)

>>Mr. September!

bun
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Sunday, June 18, 2006 3:56 AM

Quote:
Originally posted by Magdalene:

"Hmmmm... they think Joss is God, but does he have a chapel painted after him???"

or

"Those wardrobe ladies are going to be in so much trouble now!!!" thought Nathan, who'd apparently complained about his split trousers once too often!

He he! I like those!

Mal seemed to have got his ballet terms confused.
He was trying for a Relevé - To rise onto pointe or demi-pointe but had stumbed instead into a more Revealey stance.

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Sunday, June 18, 2006 7:03 AM

EARLYWARNING

Mal:
"You put your right finger in....
your left arm up....
you do the hokey pokey....
and shake it all.. about ? "

"Kaylee.. are you sure this works ? "

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Sunday, June 18, 2006 7:14 AM

PDCHARLES

What happened? He see your face?

Mal: *happy grin and thinking* Ahhh.. Life is shiny. Hot tub for my boat. The crew's all here. lets see... this one for bubbles. "Shephard, go ahead... You were saying about God."

Wash: (OS, to Simon) So the meds wear off when?

Simon: (OS) Meds!?!... errrrmmm... I... Where DID you get that shirt?

GO CANES!!!

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Sunday, June 18, 2006 7:18 AM

MSG

OK got another one

After losing yet another round of strip poker to Zoe, Mal decided to show the crew his porthole:)

You're only young once, but you can be immature any time!

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Sunday, June 18, 2006 10:17 AM