Mudders Milk by Strand

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Mudders Milk

POSTED BY: STRAND
UPDATED: Friday, June 30, 2006 11:56
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Thursday, June 29, 2006 8:01 AM

The other day my friend, who is a browncoat turned 18, so we had an 18th birthday party for him. Another friend and I decided as a good birthday present for him, we would make him Mudder's Milk. We used the recipe from the Signal website. We pulled the pitcher of mudders milk out about halfway through the party, and everyone tried some. Let me tell you, it is not the best tasting stuff on the planet, rather it has the texture and consistency of watery mud, with very small chunks in it. Nonetheless, we finished the pitcher, but I have to agree with some of the crews consensus about it. It is pretty filling and alcoholic, but rather disgusting.

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Thursday, June 29, 2006 8:37 AM

BLUEMOONSTUFF

YUM!

Yes we all must have our first Mudders Milk. A right of passage you can say. Now that you have discovered the joy of a nutritionaly balaced bender don't forget to continue the education process otherwise you'll just end up working in some mud bog on smelly Moon somewhere in this crap hill of a Verse.

I don't think Magistrate Higgins is hiring at this point in time but he's always looking for a few good indentured servants from what I'm told.

Ya might want to get your buddy a Mudders T-shirt to commemorate the evening!

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Thursday, June 29, 2006 8:43 AM

MSG

May I ask exactly how we came by a recipe for Mudder's Milk?? AS it is simply mentioned in Jaynestown and we don't actually see it nor have it described how did we determine this recipe?? Just curious not trying to be picky:)

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Thursday, June 29, 2006 9:09 AM

ZZETTA13

heres some directions I found for makin MM somewhere.

1) get a big vat
2) pour in 40 gals semi-muddy water
3) add 10 gals purple grapes
4) add 5 gals green grapes
5) add 6 crushed cocanuts
&
6) let Stich stomp 15 hours with his bare feet
yummy

Z(the jokster)

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Thursday, June 29, 2006 9:16 AM

TRISTAN

MSG, try this thread:

http://www.fireflyfans.net/thread.asp?b=2&t=8531

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Thursday, June 29, 2006 9:17 AM

DESKTOPHIPPIE

This is usually the point where I offer some of the green dyed mudder's milk left over from the St. Patrick's day shindig, but I gave up trying to get people to drink it and dumped it in my back garden.

It's weird. The grass and plants all died in the place I poured it. There's just this patch of bare earth.

Desktop Hippie

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Thursday, June 29, 2006 2:15 PM

MSG

um I'd say thanks Tristan, but OMG people actually made and drank that and didn't die of some virulent toxin prodeced by the combination...Hippie no wonder your plants died...you're lucky they didn'tgrow legs and kick you!!

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Thursday, June 29, 2006 2:25 PM

BLUEMOONSTUFF

Quote:
Originally posted by DesktopHippie:
There's just this patch of bare earth.

Desktop Hippie

Well....... now we know how "Earth that was" started.

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Thursday, June 29, 2006 2:27 PM

WASHBURNEFAN

Try the one on the Serenity movie site, they make it out of yoohoo.

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Thursday, June 29, 2006 2:57 PM

DAVESHAYNE

Quote:
Originally posted by msg:
May I ask exactly how we came by a recipe for Mudder's Milk??

A recipe was produced that has the requisite properties of mudders milk, "All the protein and carbs of your mothers turkey dinner plus 15% alchohol." Beer has the carbs working so you only need to add protein and alchohol to aproximate the beverage described.

David

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Thursday, June 29, 2006 4:47 PM

STRAND

This is the recipe I used, i got it off the Signal podcast show notes.

Mudder's Milk

Recipe developed by Clay McClure

1 litre (1 quart) soy milk, plain
360ml (12 oz) stout such as Guinness, or other dark, full bodied beer
64g (1/2 cup) wheat germ
112g (1/2 cup) brewers yeast
180ml (6 oz) grain alcohol
or vodka to taste

Mix the soy milk, stout beer, wheat germ and brewers yeast in a 2 litre/quart pitcher, stirring well. Chill before serving. Now, either add the grain alcohol to the whole batch to achieve the 15% alcohol that Jayne mentions or mix the "milk" with vodka to taste. Serve in rustic pottery mugs and get ready to sing "The Hero of Canton"!

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Thursday, June 29, 2006 6:17 PM

WASHBURNEFAN

3 “High Protein” Tiger’s Milk bars
1/3 c. unmilled, or Irish, oatmeal
1 c. sarsaparilla (unspiced, unless you are brave)
1/3 c. of the sarsaparilla (for later)
2 bottles of root beer
1 bottle of Yoo-hoo
[1.] Unwrap and cut Tiger’s Milk bars into “pinkie-width” pieces. Put pieces and oatmeal
into bowl with sarsaparilla and stir. Cover and refrigerate overnight.
[2.] Once sarsaparilla and bits are soaked overnight, take one bottle of root beer and
pour into saucepan.
[3.] Heat to a simmer. Pour in contents of soaking bowl. Bring back to simmer, stirring
until Tiger’s Milk bits soften. Take off heat. Pour in second root beer.
[4.] When lukewarm to the touch, pour into blender and purée until smooth. Refrigerate
for at least three hours.
[5.] To serve, pour in Yoo-hoo, stir lightly, and pour into glasses. Serves three curious
individuals, two nutty drunks, or one bloody nutter of a Reaver, who will ask for seconds...

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Friday, June 30, 2006 9:41 AM

NANITE1018

Do you happen to know where you can get Tiger bars and sarsaparilla? And would you happen to know if it's any good?

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Friday, June 30, 2006 9:57 AM

MSG

I think I may throw up...
wouldn't it be a whole lot simpler to just mix those colorless tasteless protein and fiber powders into some irish cream? I mean come on eeeeeeeew!!!

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Friday, June 30, 2006 10:16 AM

WASHBURNEFAN

I personally think it's disgusting, and saspirrila can be found at the old-timey general store, or the supermarket. (Saspirilla is root beer).

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Friday, June 30, 2006 11:56 AM

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