Found a random mini by Darksyde

I butter here, it flutters there
I cry 'mine,' it flutters by.

*SWAT*

MINE.

Gorram fruit fly.

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RMMC

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Thursday, July 13, 2006 3:13 PM

Who stirred it, clanking, in the wok
Threw in more peanut oil and bok
Choy to the world their users sigh
And onto bowls is dashed flute fry...

bun
drosophila melanogaster

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Thursday, July 13, 2006 5:07 PM

It began with a song
But didn't go on too long
One accused the other of a lie
That's what made the fruit fly.

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RMMC

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Thursday, July 13, 2006 5:31 PM

...takes a special tool to swat
time flies...

~dodging bun~

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Thursday, July 13, 2006 7:08 PM

MAGDALENA

"No power in the 'verse can stop me!"

Quote:
Originally posted by PhoenixRose:
Quote:
Originally posted by magdalena:
Quote:
Originally posted by Guywhowantsafireflyofhisown:
my fanny hurts, my fanny hurts, my fanny hurts.

Yeah - I'm guessing that doesn't mean what it means in Australia or the UK coz, for a start, you wouldn't be a 'guy' and for another thing - you wouldn't discuss it in polite society ... not that I'm saying this is polite society

It means "bottom". What's it mean there?

A part fo the female anatomy, in the same region as the bottom, but much more specific! (an oriface which no 'guy' has - if you get my drift?)

I'm blushing... see?

Magdalena x x x

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Friday, July 14, 2006 9:43 AM

SMARTBUTDUMBBLONDE

I don't think it looks like Mal: his pant are too loose.
And now, for the randomness...

Egad! a Brain Possum!! Oh no! tis crawling ino my head...

There is nothing that can now be done to help this young girl. All she can do is pla-
BOOM!!!!!
oh well... (escaping brain possum -> ....)

Eagles may soar, but ferrets don't get sucked into jet engines.
98% of teens have smoked pot, if you are one of the 2% that haven't, copy this into your signature

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Sunday, July 16, 2006 1:52 AM

MAGDALENA

"No power in the 'verse can stop me!"

.... I'm going to have a bath...

They can't do that on Serenity can they... ?

Hmmmm - Magdalena x x x

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Sunday, July 16, 2006 2:15 AM

COSMICFUGITIVE

Quote:

Zoid wrote:

P.S. Whenever John Madden says, "Boom! He really knocked that guy on his fanny!", my British wife giggles uncontrollably for at least five minutes. This really distracts one's attention away from the game (cuz she has such a pretty and infectious laugh).

I always chuckle whenever I see online ads for 'fanny packs'.

American Football is a good sport. John Madden is a great sports commentator. FEAR THE D!

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Sunday, July 16, 2006 2:51 AM

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Monday, July 17, 2006 2:55 AM

MAGDALENA

"No power in the 'verse can stop me!"

OK Guy - you're just showing off now!!!!!

I will conquer this image-postingly-challenged state of mine ... if it's the last thing I do!!!!!

OK - that's the best I can do for now - goodnight!

Lovin' y'all - Magdalena x x x

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Monday, July 17, 2006 4:35 AM

I like pomatoes

go here: http://www.fireflyfans.net/thread.asp?b=5&t=22105 to learn to post images

http://www.albinoblacksheep.com/flash/llama.php
-try it out, I dare you

98% of teens have smoked pot, if you are one of the 2% that haven't, copy this into your signature

I'm so into Firefly, my butt glows in the dark.

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Monday, July 17, 2006 4:51 AM

PENGUIN

Quote:
Originally posted by RMMC:
♪Spuddy...how I love you, how I love, spuddy!♪

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MRCM

How the heck do you type a musical note????

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Monday, July 17, 2006 5:43 AM

FUTUREMRSFILLION

Yeah! How do you type a musical note? Wingdings?

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Monday, July 17, 2006 11:47 AM

alt+13= quarter note (♪)
alt+14 = eighth note (♫)
One day I just started at alt+1 and decided to see what came up, as that's how ya get special characters.

♪Time is on my side, yes it is.♪

*swat*

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RMMC

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Monday, July 17, 2006 11:50 AM

all my comp does is go "bong"

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Monday, July 17, 2006 11:52 AM

PDCHARLES

What happened? He see your face?

it knows about the 98%...

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Monday, July 17, 2006 11:55 AM

Stealing shamelessly from the Flying Karamotov Brothers:

Time
Flies like
An arrow, fruit
Flies like
Grapes.

{/shameless theft}

Now
Swat fly
In my face
Pay eternity
Later.

*****
RMMC

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Monday, July 17, 2006 12:00 PM

Does it follow with "tiddle, tiddle, bong?"

Make sure you're using the alt key (hold it down) and use the key pad to the right----> for the numbers. Don't actually type the plus key. That's just showing you to type those keys at the same time.

It's also how ya make these cool thingies:
alt and 133 = à
alt and 145 = æ
alt and 157 = ¥
alt and 156 = £

Fun, fun, fun!

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RMMC

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Monday, July 17, 2006 12:04 PM

wasn't typing the+ I was using the number keys at the top ♪♫☼►◄↕‼◙ÉàΘPl4cª¥RF╔x'■Ö◘8p╚♪

yay, fun with random symbols!!

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Monday, July 17, 2006 12:17 PM

WHOOT!

I thought that was what the problem may have been but I wanted to cover all the bases.

τ╝+Ü○M▐oÄbƒµ¼

Now if I can just figger out what some of these thingies are...?

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RMMC

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Monday, July 17, 2006 2:00 PM

DC4BS

Quote:
Originally posted by Guywhowantsafireflyofhisown:
wasn't typing the+ I was using the number keys at the top ♪♫☼►◄↕‼◙ÉàΘPl4cª¥RF╔x'■Ö◘8p╚♪

yay, fun with random symbols!!

“I tore these out of your symbol, and they turned into paper, but I want to put them back, so...” -River

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dc4bs

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Tuesday, July 18, 2006 5:40 AM

CYBERSNARK

Quote:
Originally posted by RMMC:
Stealing shamelessly from the Flying Karamotov Brothers:

Time
Flies like
An arrow, fruit
Flies like
Grapes.

{/shameless theft}

Who apparently stole it from the Marx Brothers.

"Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana." --Groucho

-----
We applied the cortical electrodes but were unable to get a neural reaction from either patient.

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Tuesday, July 18, 2006 5:47 AM

PENGUIN

lol

I was just going to post that!

Clowns to the left of me…

...Jokers to the right...

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Tuesday, July 18, 2006 10:34 AM

At least I was stealing from those who stole from quality.

Aww...poor Penguin, sutck in the middle.

It floats on the air,
In areas it rings
It sneaks in the lair,
And then it stings.

What is it?

*****
RMMC

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Tuesday, July 18, 2006 3:34 PM

RMMC wrote:
Monday, July 17, 2006 11:47
alt+13= quarter note (♪)
alt+14 = eighth note (♫)
One day I just started at alt+1 and decided to see what came up, as that's how ya get special characters.

♪Time is on my side, yes it is.♪

*swat*
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
And we'll have fun, fun, fun
'Til Daddy takes the keyboard awaaaaaaay
(Seeing your RStones and raising w/ßeachßoys)

ßun (who already knew about Alt+0223)
~2006~Firefly Summer~2006
==We aim to exponentiate==
-------Hide the rum!------

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Tuesday, July 18, 2006 3:41 PM

PDCHARLES

What happened? He see your face?

Quote:
Originally posted by FloralBunny:
==We aim to exponentiate==

Look there and there... THERE EVERYWHERE!!!

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Tuesday, July 18, 2006 4:51 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by FloralBunny:
RMMC wrote:
Monday, July 17, 2006 11:47
alt+13= quarter note (♪)
alt+14 = eighth note (♫)
One day I just started at alt+1 and decided to see what came up, as that's how ya get special characters.

♪Time is on my side, yes it is.♪

*swat*
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
And we'll have fun, fun, fun
'Til Daddy takes the keyboard awaaaaaaay
(Seeing your RStones and raising w/ßeachßoys)

♪Eight days a week, I type on ya.
Eight days a week, is not enought to post it there! ♪

I see that B² and raise ya a Fab Four!

******
RMMC

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Tuesday, July 18, 2006 4:53 PM

LORA

Feeling poetical...

"'Twas brillig and the slithy toves
did gyre and gimble in the wabe;
All mimsy were the borogoves,
and the mome raths outgrabe."

Beware the Hands of Blue, Malcolm!
The eyes that hear, the ears that see!
Beware the Reaver's thirst, and shun
The furious purple-bellies!

He took his ship's crew well in hand:
Long time the Blue Sun foe they raced--
But rested they at the Maidenhead
And drank a bit in haste.

And as with greedy louts he drank,
The Op'rative, with message plain,
Snuck in past the bouncer's post,
And triggered River's brain!

One, two! One, two! And through and through
Her expert kicks subdued the room!
She left some dead, then slept instead.
He took her quickly home.

[anybody got an idea for the last real stanza?]

"Is there any way I'm gonna get out of this with honor and dignity?"

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Wednesday, July 19, 2006 3:11 PM

Vorpal River!

ßun, etc. (snacking over the keyboard)

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Wednesday, July 19, 2006 3:20 PM