THE OTHER SHINY CAPTION GAME Round #41-Rich and Prosperous by CunningOrangeToque

Jayne: ok so you know an old lady who swallowed the dog to catch the cat, she swallowed the cat to catch the bird, she swallowed the bird to catch the spider that wriggled and jiggled and tickled inside her, she swallowed the spider to catch the fly...but you don't know why she swallowed the fly???

Zoe: perhaps she'll die

Mal: (off stage) Told you we should have started with the alphabet book

I choose to rise instead of fall- U2

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Monday, July 31, 2006 11:10 AM

DESKTOPHIPPIE

Jayne just wouldn't admit that he'd lost the bet with Zoe on how many scars Mal had. He insisted on counting them over and over...

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Monday, July 31, 2006 11:12 AM

Ok I just realized my current baby related reading material may just be affecting my brain:)

I choose to rise instead of fall- U2

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Monday, July 31, 2006 11:54 AM

FIZZIX

Jayne: Okay, Mal, that tatoo's new. I do not remember you having that tattoo. I have no distinct memory of --
Mal: Jayne, you're mouth is talking. Might wanna look to that.

Or

Zoe: And Sir? That there sharpie imitation of a tatoo of Serenity was in horrible taste.

Or

(previous continued)

Zoe: And Sir? That there sharpie imitation of a tatoo of Serenity was in horrible taste.
Mal: What, you don't like it?

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May not be smart, and it may not please you, but you're definitely gonna see what I have to say.

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Monday, July 31, 2006 12:24 PM

SICKDUDE

I can still play, can't I?...

Jayne: ...And I'll take... the stuffed toy dinosaur!
Zoe (thinking): Why did Jayne get to go first?! Gorram gift exchange!!!

"I am your father, Luke. Give in to the Dark Side, you nob!" - Doug McKenzie

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Monday, July 31, 2006 12:26 PM

RMMC

Jayne: So, explain to me again why we gotta get nekkid for this job...?

or...

Jayne: Never played Body Tic Tac Toe. O's or X's?
Zoë: X's.

Or....

Jayne: How'd you sleep through having a smiley face painted there?
Zoë: (thinking) I wonder how long it would take to...naw.

And now to get my brain outta the gutter....

Mal: So how'd I get this gorram lip ferret overnight?
Jayne: Well see, it started with two large eyebrows, and then...
Zoë: Sir? Permission to shoot that thing off.

******
RMMC, having her first try at this.

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Monday, July 31, 2006 12:59 PM

RYCE

Jayne: Hey, pull my finger!
Zoe: *thinking* I'm sitting behind him. Whoever pulls his finger's gonna wish they were off this boat.

No power in the 'verse can stop me!

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Monday, July 31, 2006 6:08 PM

CHOLLETT

Jayne: "So, why'd they cancel it if it was such a good show?"
Zoe (thinking): "*sigh* Ain't that the million credit question...."

OR

Mal (OS): "I've got a jar of dirt! I've got a jar of dirt! And guess what's inside it!"
Jayne: "Gold? Sums? Properties of a valuable nature?"
Zoe: "...dorks..."

I'm babbling like a moonbrain.

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Tuesday, August 1, 2006 10:19 AM

JPSTARGAZER

(To Mal and Saffron)
Jayne: So are you two still married?
Mal: No.
Jayne (to Saffron): Well then...what are you doing after the job tonight?
Zoe (to herself): Better not kiss her on the mouth...

OR

(To Simon and Kaylee as they enter the room)
Jayne: Where have you two been? You missed dinner.
Simon: Um...I was helping Kaylee change the reg coupling.
Kaylee (blushing): I noticed it was broke when I was on my back...nevermind.
Mal: Ew, I can't know that!
Jayne: I could stand to hear a little more.

OR

Mal: Good job people, we made a boatload of cash today.
Jayne: I say we spend some of the loot on cockpit reinforcements...especially the pilot's side. Maybe get some of that Blue Sun "Spear-B-Gone" glass.

"All I got is a red guitar, three chords, and the truth...the rest is up to you"
--Bono

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Wednesday, August 2, 2006 7:14 AM

YINYANG

You were busy trying to get yourself lit on fire. It happens.

Zoe (in her head): He better not say it...
Jayne (to Yo-Saff-Bridge): You. Me. In my bunk. Now.

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Forgive me, for I am new.

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Wednesday, August 2, 2006 9:51 PM

Jayne: Wasn't there something about a
Special Hell? Has that been canceled?
'Cause if it has...

Zoe to self: (I'll do the canceling
around here...)

bun
~2006~Firefly Summer~2006~
===We aim to misbehave===
------Hide the rum!------

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Wednesday, August 2, 2006 10:53 PM

MAGDALENA

"No power in the 'verse can stop me!"

Jayne: "See... if you look at them scars, and take into account them hairs on his chest, it looks a bit like a bunny rabbit in a floral bonnet from this angle..."

Zoe:(thinks to herself) 'suddenly charades ain't looking so boring...'

{Edit}With all due respect to Floral Bunny!! Mwaaah x x x

"I love my Captain!"

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Wednesday, August 2, 2006 11:00 PM

WASHSYOUNGERSEXIERBR

Inter Arma Enim Silent Leges

As jayne was making a joke about a low flight zoe was focused on the bulge in Mals pants

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Thursday, August 3, 2006 7:16 AM

PAGANPAUL

Jayne: "I'll give 20 credits to anyone who can identify what's on my finger by smell alone!"

* - * - * - * - * - * - * - * - * - * - * - * -

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Thursday, August 3, 2006 7:00 PM

Magdalena wrote in part:
Jayne: "See... if you look at them scars, and take into account them hairs on his chest, it looks a bit like a bunny rabbit in a floral bonnet from this angle..."

{Edit}With all due respect to Floral Bunny!! Mwaaah x x x
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Ain't no hairs on the bun's skinny little chest.
No. Hairs. None at all, at all.
Not even the kind that'll be there, waiting.
Scars? Well...let's not go there.

Jayne: If you're so interested in airflow,
Mal, how about you're the one goes up on top
of the ship with Kaylee and I get some time
to play burglar with the redhead?

bun
it's hard to think when the original line
was so funny that it's stuck in my pretty
floral bonnet!

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Thursday, August 3, 2006 9:49 PM

MAGDALENA

"No power in the 'verse can stop me!"

Hey Bun! I wasn't implying anything at all with regards to your chest... nothing at all!! Just that when I re-read my line I thought of you and hoped you hadn't thought any the less of me...

(you know - my brain works funny, sometimes... it went bunny...floral...bonnet...oh floral bunny...

Can't... sentence... properly...

Big Mwaaah!!

Magda x x

"I love my Captain!"

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Thursday, August 3, 2006 9:56 PM

CHOO1701

Jayne: so THATS what The Matrix all about...

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Jayne: O RLY?
Zoe: YA RLY!

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Jayne: go on, really, Pull my finger
Zoe: (thinking) *oh crap...*

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"Remember, always be yourself. Unless you suck."-Joss Whedon

Ralph Wiggum(after walking into the 'Adults Only' section): Everybody's hugging!

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Friday, August 4, 2006 6:46 PM

magdalena wrote in part:
(you know - my brain works funny, sometimes... it went bunny...floral...bonnet...oh floral bunny...
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
*giggles* I love my Magda! ::-)
If I can tear myself away from your very
-- erm -- entrancing (well, he IS at the
Entrance) banner long enough to tickle the
keys here, I'll explain that our brains work
funny in the same way.

I lurked a long time and one night I just
HAD to post a caption. That meant registering
which, in its turn, required my choosing a
screen name. I'd never seen anyone using
FloralBonnet so I tried it but was turned
away. Unwilling to hang around sans caption
activity long enough to be creative about a
screen name I tried FloralBunny and have
suffered ever since for my impulsive action.

Let this be a cautionary tale. Or cottontail...

...and now to business!!

JAYNE: Now listen up. If space is curved, that means The Black just wraps around and comes back, so the song's a little wrong, don'tcha think?

bun
bowing to a most moving banner...

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Saturday, August 5, 2006 1:55 PM

MUTT999

Jayne: "..and that's why ten percent of nuthin' is 42!"
Zoe (thinking): "And the scary part is, the way he explained it, he's right !."

"That's the buffet table....."

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Saturday, August 5, 2006 6:17 PM

EARLYWARNING

Zoe ; thinking to herself
"Can I shoot him now?,Capt'n.
Or a grenade in that stupid orange hat,
ear, how about I just take this knife and,
another piece of Kaylee's cake, not fair to Kaylee, Capt'n always hold it up. I bet, if I
dropped this plate he'd try to shoot me with his finger."

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Saturday, August 5, 2006 11:03 PM

MAGDALENA

"No power in the 'verse can stop me!"

Quote:
Originally posted by FloralBunny:
*giggles* I love my Magda! :-)

I love my Bun!

And I can't take credit for the banner - that was the brainchild of Desktophippie... and I can't thank her enough!

Now back to the purpose at hand...

Jayne: "So you have to imagine they're made of steel... grit your teeth and focus on why your balls don't hurt when River's got them in her vice-like grip and there's no pain factor at all.... only thing is it makes you pretty sensitive to gettin' kicked in the back of the head!" Jayne, on why he didn't flinch in the bar-scene, Serenity.

"I love my Captain!"

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Sunday, August 6, 2006 10:20 AM

REAVERINA1985RIVIERA

Quote:
Originally posted by CunningOrangeToque:

Jayne(in Kaylee's voice): I'm pointin' right at it.

Zoe(thinking): Gorram, his impressions are good.

[edit]spelling[/edit]
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How many Jaynes does it take to change a light bulb?

Two. One to try to put it in and another to find a bigger hammer.

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Sunday, August 6, 2006 10:25 AM

REAVERINA1985RIVIERA

Quote:
Originally posted by magdalena:
Jayne, on why he didn't flinch in the bar-scene, Serenity.

oh, he flinched, he was just in so much pain, he was compleately immobleized.

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How many Jaynes does it take to change a light bulb?

Two. One to try to put it in and another to find a bigger hammer.

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Sunday, August 6, 2006 10:25 AM

FIZZIX

Jayne: "Wait a minute...."
They wait. Mal and Zoe both begin to think that Jayne has forgotten that he was thinking. The thinking being a monumental event, and the forgetting being ... just like Jayne.

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May not be smart, and it may not please you, but you're definitely gonna see what I have to say.

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Sunday, August 6, 2006 5:40 PM

JAYNEISNOTAGIRLSNAME

Jayne: So that's what Mals underwear looks like

or

Zoe and Jayne froze upon seeing Simon walk into the dinning room wearing nothing but a thong, with a pair of handcuffs, and the words, "Kaylee was 'ere" painted in grease on his chest

i know, lame

********************************************
Jayne: You guys started a riot? On account
of me? Oh... I am truly touched,
truly, truly touched by that. I mean,
all of this has been swell and all,
but that, my very own riot...

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Sunday, August 6, 2006 5:48 PM

(Inspired by a news item which was read at
the half-hour)
JAYNE: What you forget is that in 2006 a German
scientist invented an anti-stupid pill, which
means that either I'm not stupid or I'm an
anachronism.
ZOE ponders the choice....

*OR*
JAYNE: So I go to my bunk for a little down-time
alone and somebody's swiped my "Firefly" set and
"Serenity," too.
ZOE: Now *that's* an anachronism. "Serenity"
hasn't happened yet.

(thiiiiiiiink about it......)

bun, enjoying spaghetti of time
~2006~Firefly Summer~2006~
==We aim to exponentiate==
-----Hide the rum!0507-----

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Sunday, August 6, 2006 6:24 PM

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Jayne: well, you know what I always say about electric underwear...
Zoe(thinking): Jayne has a really nice ear...

EDIT: thanks to anonymous1, this version of phpbb, or whatever it is, is alien to me, so i'm still getting used to it, and actually haven't found out how to pm anonymous1 back.... so here it is anony!

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Monday, August 7, 2006 3:45 AM

FIZZIX

Jayne: No, really, it ain't funny. I can't move. And I don't see why you're runnin' 'round yer ship like that, we ain't got no need t' see you.
Zoe: Actually, sir, I can't move either. We're stuck sitting like this.
Mal: I can't believe the doc'd do this to us... this is ridiculous.

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May not be smart, and it may not please you, but you're definitely gonna see what I have to say.

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Monday, August 7, 2006 4:02 AM

YINYANG

You were busy trying to get yourself lit on fire. It happens.

While Jayne took the extra five minutes he needed to figure out the situation, Zoe wondered if she should tell him about the bug crawling into his ear...

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Go to http://richlabonte.net/tvvote/ and vote Firefly!

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Monday, August 7, 2006 10:04 AM

CUNNINGORANGETOQUE

IT'S VOTING TIME!!

You can vote for THREE this week, and the next round will be up on thursday!

http://vote.sparklit.com/web_poll.spark?pollID=999531&sparkKey=17696a8
9ed344775ef9da2e6471f3470b0

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Time for some thrilling heroics!
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Monday, August 7, 2006 3:20 PM

Qwerty, I'll see your flying spaghetti
monster and raise you a horde of uber-godlike
burrowing rigatoni!
For a PM to anony1 (or somebody else)
Be sure you are logged in.
Click on Profile in the frame of a message
from anony1 (or the somebody else)
On the lefthand side of the Profile page you
will see a PM window open.
Hope this helps.

VOTE, EVERYBODY!
EVEN IF YOU DIDN'T CAPTION!

bun
~2006~Firefly Summer~2006~
==We aim to exponentiate==
-----Hide the rum!0507-----

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Monday, August 7, 2006 4:14 PM

oh I get it... it just didn't look like what I'm used to.

and the FSM is real. a real religion that is... but I'd hate to do something that might be seen as advertising.

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"Do what you want to, but know what you should do"

Blarg!
I think Blarg means yes.... does blarg mean yes?
Blarg.
yes! I'm so good! unless blarg means no. I don't think it does... am i right?
Blarg.

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Tuesday, August 8, 2006 5:50 AM

bump...and the winner is?

I choose to rise instead of fall- U2

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Tuesday, August 8, 2006 10:46 AM

I wasn't even ON the list [/scoff ]

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"Do what you want to, but know what you should do"

Blarg!
I think Blarg means yes.... does blarg mean yes?
Blarg.
yes! I'm so good! unless blarg means no. I don't think it does... am i right?
Blarg.

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Tuesday, August 8, 2006 3:40 PM

Glad you've mastered the PM function,
Qwerty. ::-)

FSM is quite a frightening concept,
faithwise. Communion would require
bibs, I am sure. Yes, please do not
advertise.

Selection of Caption finalists is the
province of the threadmaster alone; only
your vote among the finalists is truly
democratic. Whinge not, but keep on
trying!

VOTE EVERYBODY, EVEN IF YOU DIDN'T CAPTION.
YOU KNOW YOU WANT TO....

bun
whispering again...

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Wednesday, August 9, 2006 9:25 AM

Quote:
Originally posted by FloralBunny:
FSM is quite a frightening concept,
faithwise. Communion would require
bibs, I am sure. Yes, please do not
advertise.

frightening? I don't need bibs when I eat pasta... and whose to say we'd even have communion? we eat pasta often, which is actually a form of worship... so I suppose you would have group pasta dinners, but I'm not sure communion is the right word.

just so you know... I don't mean to advertise, but if someone asks a question, or gets a factoid wrong, I'll answer/correct them.

___________________________________________________
"Do what you want to, but know what you should do"

Blarg!
I think Blarg means yes.... does blarg mean yes?
Blarg.
yes! I'm so good! unless blarg means no. I don't think it does... am i right?
Blarg.

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Wednesday, August 9, 2006 4:38 PM

carbonara or marinara?

bun, ever saucy
~etc~

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Wednesday, August 9, 2006 4:49 PM

PDCHARLES

What happened? He see your face?

Quote:
Originally posted by FloralBunny:
carbonara or marinara?

carbonara please

hey bun, bye bun

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Thursday, August 10, 2006 2:34 AM

Quote:
Originally posted by FloralBunny:
carbonara or marinara?

bun, ever saucy
~etc~

whatever you want. we hardly have any dogma, and we don't care what you eat (eating equates to worshipping), as long as you eat, which we would hope you do otherwise....

I'm quite partial to marinara myself.

___________________________________________________
"Do what you want to, but know what you should do"

Blarg!
I think Blarg means yes.... does blarg mean yes?
Blarg.
yes! I'm so good! unless blarg means no. I don't think it does... am i right?
Blarg.

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Thursday, August 10, 2006 4:10 AM