RE: RE: by Mordacil

I claim this thread....FOR ME!

and my sky pirates

nice tag BTW

http://www.albinoblacksheep.com/flash/llama.php
-try it out, I dare you

98% of teens have smoked pot, if you are one of the 2% that haven't, copy this into your signature

I'm so into Firefly, my butt glows in the dark.

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Saturday, August 5, 2006 8:13 PM

TRAVELER

I saw visited this thread earlier and didn't quit understand what was required.

But if pirates be taking it I guess I a need to find me a parrot and patch for me eye.

But I get dizzy climbing up rigging.

Where we headed?

Is it warm or do I need my longjohns capin?

There better be wenches or I be startin a mutiny.

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Saturday, August 5, 2006 8:15 PM

you try that, and I'll shoot you.

we're headed for....Chicago!

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Saturday, August 5, 2006 8:58 PM

"No power in the 'verse can stop me!"

Did I hear somebody say wenches were required aboard this 'ere vessel...er, thread...???

Hmmm... all this testosterone tells me that there be too many men-folk here - so I'll claim this thread in the name of all women-folk and force the men to... er... do the dishes... at once!

- Magdalena x x x

"I love my Captain!"

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Saturday, August 5, 2006 9:07 PM

none of that!

the ship hands do the dishes.

we plot our move in Chicago.

and that was Traveler, I am more of a gentleman pirate

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Saturday, August 5, 2006 9:28 PM

TRAVELER

Chicago!!!!

I have had some very interesting times in Chicago.

No mutiny here.

Sounds like a plan.

As for wenches I meant that in the most courtious
way.

I am a gentleman.

Beleave me I worship women.

If it doesn't offend anybodys religious beliefs I'd say God finally got it right when came up with Eve.

This thread is getting better every time I visit.

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Saturday, August 5, 2006 9:32 PM

so, anyone got ideas on who we hit?

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Saturday, August 5, 2006 9:42 PM

"No power in the 'verse can stop me!"

I was going to make traveler walk the plank - but now that he's expressed my deeply held secret belief that God did his best work when he made Eve I will spare him that and think of something... or someone else!

BTW I have always wanted to see Chicago! Maybe we could rampage on the set of the Oprah Show! I believe there be all kinds of tasteful... and mentally stimulating... and emotionally balanced... plunder on that thar set of hers!

{edit} P.S. Feel free to worship Traveler... I'll tolerate that... might even do the dishes if you worship me enough...

"I love my Captain!"

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Saturday, August 5, 2006 9:54 PM

okay, let's hit the oprah show, and, this is a service to humanity, as ppl who watch Oprah are scientificly proven to have higher rates of memory loss

HELM, set course for The Oprah Show

HELM: Yes, sir!

and now for my main rule, if you take a shot at an innocent bystander I will chase you low, and shoot you down.

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Saturday, August 5, 2006 10:02 PM

PDCHARLES

What happened? He see your face?

destroys the very essence of Guy's being......

just had to.... sorry....

Well, No i'm not

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Saturday, August 5, 2006 10:03 PM

*tosses PD out the main hatch and takes off*

*over the radio* everyone get to your stations

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Saturday, August 5, 2006 10:43 PM

"No power in the 'verse can stop me!"

Ummm... Guy...??

Sorry I think I just accidently shot a bystander... not that I think it was an innocent one...

I'll go do those dishes and be more careful about whom I shoot... who I shoot? Damn grammar!

OK - for the Oprah Show... ummm.. now if I could just remember where I was... oh shoot bystander, tick!... be worshipped...tick!... Wahs dishes.... uh - that's the galley? right...

"I love my Captain!"

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Saturday, August 5, 2006 10:45 PM

*shoots magdalena in the knee*

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Saturday, August 5, 2006 10:51 PM

"No power in the 'verse can stop me!"

"Oh... no! Bystander's OK! Oh, gun wasn't even loaded, must have just..."

*Gasps* "OW!" *looks startled* "Hey! What was that for?"

*Gives Guy that kind of betrayed and hurt 'my-captain-shot-first-checked-the-not-innocent-bystander-shooting-incident-for-facts-later' look that she's perfected over the years, before proudly limping out of the room, chin held high, refusing to look at him....*

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Saturday, August 5, 2006 11:04 PM

don't do that, if you want to leave then go, but you're the one who told me you had shot someone, that usually includes loading the gun, I said I would shoot anyone who broke that rule, and I meant it.

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Saturday, August 5, 2006 11:12 PM

"No power in the 'verse can stop me!"

*continues to ignore Guy...*

Mumbling: "that was my pretty knee too... knows that was my pretty knee.... not so pretty now..."

"...anyway...said I thought I might have accidently shot a bystander... and not an innocent one at that..."

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Sunday, August 6, 2006 2:40 AM

MORDACIL

wow, the thread i accidently created got more responses than the thread i meant to make during the process. Browncoats sure know how to entertain themselves with imaginiation, I guess that why we liked firefly, insted of...other shows...*cough*reality*cough*

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Sunday, August 6, 2006 2:51 AM

well, there's no such thing as an innocent bystander, everyone's done something, so i believe i'll be being free to shoot away about now

now, pirate cpatain me mate me mucker, care to loan us that fine shiny gun of yours for, uh, clearing the rats out of the bilges?

*looks as innocent as the nearest bystander*

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Sunday, August 6, 2006 4:31 AM

"No power in the 'verse can stop me!"

I'd be careful if I were you Oddbod... although I've almost forgiven him for shootin' me in the knee Guy's in earnest when it comes to punishin' his crew... ironic that he'll give the 'bystander' the benefit of the doubt!

BTW Got any ammo? I could join you in a little not-so-innocent-bystander target practice if you like

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Sunday, August 6, 2006 4:40 AM

*pssst* why d'you think i wanted to make sure i get his gun first

sure! take these wadcu...erm, paintball's, that happened to fall into my hands while i was, uh, dusting the armoury, yep, s'what i was doing *nods furiously*

oooh! see that one there? bet i can shoot off his ponytail

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Sunday, August 6, 2006 4:43 AM

"No power in the 'verse can stop me!"

*Holds breath then exhales*

nah... you missed... but I'll give you bonus points for shooting off the ear with the earring!

My turn... That one with the 'Las Vegas or Bust' sign....

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Sunday, August 6, 2006 4:51 AM

good choice, sign like that is positively criminal >.<

*watches intently*

oooh! i've never seen a finger explode like that! s'almost like a twisted kinda fireworks!

m'i up now? i think that bloke with the spangly gold trousers looks a long way shy of innocent *nods* let's see if i can take the belt buckle off

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Sunday, August 6, 2006 4:56 AM

"No power in the 'verse can stop me!"

"Oh! Wow!"

*claps hands in admiration*

"Bullseye to the belly button!

Good work!! Mine! Mine! Or do you get a double go now... I think you deserve a double go!

"

*steps back respectfuly to let Oddbod's take another shot*

"I love my Captain!"

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Sunday, August 6, 2006 5:01 AM

oooh, a double shot! but i was aiming...uh yeah, for the bellybutton

riiiight, hokey dokey *looks around* oooh! arrogant tosser with an overimportant streak reckons everyone needs to hear his besuited conversation! i'll take off his phone and see if i can get a neat doubletap to take off the other ear too ^^

*takes aim*

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Sunday, August 6, 2006 5:06 AM

"No power in the 'verse can stop me!"

*eyes wide open and full of admiration...*

"That was ... oh... well.... that was close, but I don't think that lady really knew what hit her... or her hat!"

*looks embarassed for Oddbod's*

I still think it kind of counts...

Can I have a go now...? Ah - that daggy kid with his dacks hanging half way off... he's a moving target too, on that skateboard, but if I line it up just so... should be able to get his backwards baseball cap off his... uh oh!

"I love my Captain!"

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Sunday, August 6, 2006 5:11 AM

well, if removing the head but leaving the cap counts as taking the cap off the head it was a quantifiable success ^^ i mean, the cap is now technically no longer on the head

s'a nice shot that.

wonder if we should make some preparations for when the cpatain wakes up...i was thinking of confiscating his firearms and locking him in his cabin, double benefit too, more arsenal to bring to bear in this wee spot of target practice, i always thought his rocket launchers would be fun!

oooh! or we could tie him to the decks, tie a scrubbing brush to his hands and make him scrub the decks! or am i getting carried away again? maybe we should stick to less-then-innocent bystanders?

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Sunday, August 6, 2006 5:15 AM

"No power in the 'verse can stop me!"

Nah! I wouldn't worry... we could just say we... er... lost the ammunition while we were... doing a bit of spring cleaning...??

Better do something about this gunpowder smell though! ...

*scrunches up face in a thinking hard kind of look*

Do you think I should spray that perfume that fell off the back of Badgers last cargo... you know... overpower the aroma of ... well... gunpowder? Or maybe burn a few candles?

"I love my Captain!"

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Sunday, August 6, 2006 7:22 AM

FIZZIX

I shall join you... you need a non NPC helmsman, anyways. I can make sure that you're actually getting towards Chigaco... ... Chicago.

I'm not much of a gunhand, either, but you could probably get your hands on some of that Oust junk from that there Walmart... and pick up Firefly when we're there.

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May not be smart, and it may not please you, but you're definitely gonna see what I have to say.

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Sunday, August 6, 2006 7:32 AM

DESKTOPHIPPIE

Companion here, ready to sign up. Have shuttle. Will Travel.

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Sunday, August 6, 2006 2:57 PM

"No power in the 'verse can stop me!"

OOOoooh! Hi you two! You mean we'll actually get to Chicago and we've got our very own companion on board... things are looking up!!

*starts spraying eau de Badger around to mask the distinct gunpowder smell*

Pwoh... that smells worse than the gunpowder... he'll think we're smuggling llama's if he gets a whiff of this...!!!

"I love my Captain!"

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Sunday, August 6, 2006 2:58 PM

"No power in the 'verse can stop me!"

OOOoooh! I think the smell addled my brain... my first ever double-post!!!! I'm a real browncoat now!! I've done a double post... I've done a double post!! I have done a double post!!!

Magdalena the double-postin'-browncoat!!

"I love my Captain!"

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Sunday, August 6, 2006 3:09 PM

*has been hiding from the weirdness and knows what really happened*

why do I smell a sickening combination of gunpowder and llama musk?

I left because of PD, I took a nap and when I woke up I found this in my inbox:

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Date: Sun 08/06/06 03:48 AM

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wake up biotch I need to kill someone

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To respond to pdcharles, you can go here:
http://www.fireflyfans.net/showprofile.asp?un=pdcharles

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Sunday, August 6, 2006 3:14 PM

FIZZIX

Now, I should tell you, I don't properly have a licence to drive... but I'll manage.

*imitating Mal from the outtake where he and Wash fight, leaving Mal to drive*

Heh, I think Chicago's that way... anyways, you'll get there eventually!

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May not be smart, and it may not please you, but you're definitely gonna see what I have to say.

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Sunday, August 6, 2006 3:24 PM

MORDACIL

this was originally my thread, but you pirates took it, since I built this ship I can be chief engineer. I cannae change th' laws o' physics(fizzix?) cap'n!

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Sunday, August 6, 2006 9:27 PM

yep, i think those laws are bordering on immutable, and we'll wind up exactly where we winds up

eep! just realised i've not got a job! other then doing what i'm not meant to

could i be first mutineer? or if that's full i'll take second or third mutineer? no? whaddya mean 'no positions matching that description'? EVERY ship needs mutineers! it's tradition! it...baaaaah!

*wanders off to sit and sulk 'til he can think of a job*

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Sunday, August 6, 2006 9:40 PM

you can be my wingman.

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Sunday, August 6, 2006 10:48 PM

"No power in the 'verse can stop me!"

Yeah... Wingman... and I must be Oh! I am ships wench...

*limps off into the galley to start washing those dishes wafting a smell of gun-totin' llamas behind her...*

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Sunday, August 6, 2006 10:51 PM

will you stop with the fake limp?! you know full well, that I used a rubber bullet.

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Sunday, August 6, 2006 10:55 PM

yeah tell it to the protestors

wingman...h'mmm, i'm liking the way that roll's off the tongue, so, pay? salary? sick-days and annual leave? do you object to me bringing a union representative to all negotiations? or, wait, this is cash-in-hand aye? sweet, i can dig that xD

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Sunday, August 6, 2006 11:10 PM

you get 15% of the take

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Sunday, August 6, 2006 11:18 PM

"No power in the 'verse can stop me!"

15%?????? You only ever offered me... ah... hang on - what will you offer me...?

I'll stop limping for 15%... honest! I'll even air out the boat so that eau-de-llama aroma is no longer as... well.... dominatin' as it is now...

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Sunday, August 6, 2006 11:20 PM

I'll give you 11

hey, it's more than Jayne makes.

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Sunday, August 6, 2006 11:28 PM

"No power in the 'verse can stop me!"

...but, remember... my pretty knee that ain't so pretty now...

I'll wash your socks if you give me 14%...

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Sunday, August 6, 2006 11:28 PM

h'mmm, i'll stick along for 15, but for now, wait, what kinda ship is this anyways? we got a bowsprit i can make my own, or is it more of an internal thing? in which case, is there a handy for'ard window? preferably isolated and with no particular purpose?

and while i comes to think of it *wraps magdalena's leg in an oversized novelty elastoplast*

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Sunday, August 6, 2006 11:29 PM

"No power in the 'verse can stop me!"

... awwwww... that's pretty again now!

OK I'll settle for 13% then, just coz of the quality of the crew...

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Sunday, August 6, 2006 11:32 PM

*pssst* i'll take my bonus for improving captain/crew relations in the form of either money or whiskey captain.

happy to oblige, been hoping to find a use for that ever since i impulsebought it, you'd think there'd be no end of purpose for an oversized, novelty elastoplast, but no, glad it found itself a handy use

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Sunday, August 6, 2006 11:36 PM

the ship's a zeppelin, but I sprung for helium in the gasbags so we won't explode

*orders one of the hands to send a very expensive bottle of whiskey to Odds' bunk*

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Sunday, August 6, 2006 11:38 PM