FMF's LIMERICKS - the next thread by FutureMrsFIllion

They said she was Our Mrs Reynolds
the story of her "life" soon unfolds
but it was all a trick
she stole the ship somethiing quick
and left mal with a bump on the noggin

OK so it dont rhyme!

We are The Forsaken - We aim to burn! and we don't need no stinkin levels!

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Monday, August 14, 2006 2:20 PM

BIGDAMNTEXAN

I'll try to try to do anything once{hey I'm honest}
never wrote a limrick before, atleast not that I can remember-- so here it goes---

I'm out of gas
and I'm out of luck
those guy's at fox
they sure do suck
I don't care
I'm still free
cause you CAN'T
TAKE MY SERENITY

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Monday, August 14, 2006 3:12 PM

FutureMrsFillion:

I should have known you would be first
Now we have two threads to quench our thirst
This could get rough
Put people in a huff
Are two limerick threads better or worst

Traveler

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Monday, August 14, 2006 3:36 PM

A love story is what I'll be tellin
there'll be fightin and kisses and yellin
there are nine on the ship
out for a wild crazy trip
their cargo out for the sellin

They had River under Locks
Til Simon took her and put her in a box
The search was on
for their expereiment was gone
Simon is new to the school of hard knocks

You flying with us said Kaylee
I am afraid though this ride it aint free
But Book brought along
Strawberries, story and song
and took a ride in a Firefly aught three

Now comes the rotten old fed
Who Malcolm will shoot in the head
He started a melee
then he shot Kaylee
Its ok now because he is dead

Inara I haven't forgotten
Malcolm treated her rotten
Her feelings were hurt
her response was quite kurt
Do you think her sheets are of cotton?

But I digress, lets get on with the story
From this point things get quite gory
I am afraid that its true
Two by Two hands of blue
continue reading for news there is more-y

Mal had taken a job for some looting
To Badger he took it who was waiting
to give Mal a hardtime
then he took the hardline
and left Mal on precarious footing

To Patience Mal had to turn
that bridge Zoe said we should burn
Mal said top making a fus
she had a reason to shoot at us
and with her at least there is money to earn

To Zoe Mal should have listened
A snipers gun in the sun did glisten
Jayne dispatched him with ease
Killed Two-Fry before he could sneeze
Patience' horse I think she'll be missen

Simon and River, Mal threatened to leave
Jayne Watched Kaylee hoping not to grieve
But Simon does rock
for he's a top doc
So Mal won't give them the heave

We are The Forsaken - We aim to burn! and we don't need no stinkin levels!

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Monday, August 14, 2006 3:50 PM

I can't keep up this pace
Not even giving you a good race
Your mind is to fast
Mine will not last
I will end up with egg on my face

Traveler

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Monday, August 14, 2006 5:37 PM

ZZETTA13

The Train Job:

From the moment they met Niska it was very plain,
The crew of Serenity were to rob a passenger train,
They’d meet up in the mountains again with Crow,
Starting off with Malcolm and Zoe,
Then be met during the heist with superman Jayne,

Not wanting to appear as thieves or crooks,
The Alliance guard gave Mal and Zoe nary a look,
They stole all of the town’s goods,
Made out like regular hoods,
But Paradiso’s medical supplies is what they’d found they’d took,

Now at Paradiso the passenger train did come to a stop,
But happy about the heist the two of them felt not,
Seems they’d had a change of heart,
Beginning over they wished to start,
And forget they would the whole train robbery plot,

Of their marriage the sheriff was a bit suspicious,
He searched the passengers onboard the train for a witness,
Inara came and saved the day,
Slapped poor Mal across the face,
Indentured man seems he’d gotten into her business,

Aboard the ship they told Crow they had changed their minds,
And the return of Niska’s money he would be sure to find,
Crow told Mal “ Keep the money,”
“ When I find you it won’t be funny.”
With a kick into the engine Mal sent his behind,

Of the medical supplies Mal and Zoe did bring them back,
But point of interest the ways of stealth they did well lack,
By the Sheriff they were caught,
Seems they were the two he’d sought,
But letting them go was no myth just plain and simple fact,

The crew of Serenity left without so much as coin or glory,
And for this job all felt really sorry,
With Crow in pieces they headed into the black,
And not one time did the crew look back,
As for Niska’s revenge, well that’s another story.

Z

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Tuesday, August 15, 2006 3:03 AM

bump

We are The Forsaken - We aim to burn! and we don't need no stinkin levels!

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Tuesday, August 15, 2006 1:39 PM

Mal and Zoe started flying Serenity to be free
Into space to hover over people like you and me
There crew did increase
With every aunt, uncle, and niece
Now they are stuck with this hugh family

Traveler

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Tuesday, August 15, 2006 10:40 PM

DESKTOPHIPPIE

There was a young psychic named River
Whose shooting could make Kaylee shiver
'till a mean bounty hunter
Made plans to abduct her
But thankfully failed to deliver

More animations available at http://desktophippie.googlepages.com

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Wednesday, August 16, 2006 2:52 AM

I am the ship said you River
Hearing that made my lip quiver
Simon was worried
to the rescue Mal hurried
He should have kicked Early in the liver

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Wednesday, August 16, 2006 4:56 AM

ZZETTA13

The Good, the Bad and the Bader:
Well,without the good.

There once were some people secret Alliance,
Their mission, catch all folk that were defiant,
On their hands they wore blue gloves,
T'weren't no angels from above,
In their capture their prey became very silent,

Then there was this fellow by the name of Jubal Early,
Whose mind was a bit weird and squirrelly,
River Tam he'd be a takin,
Were the plans he'd been a makin,
But the crew foiled those plans in quite a hurry,

Now we come to a woman that this times name was Saffron,
Malcolm Reynolds as her hubby she'd be a havin,
Was found she had been a lyin,
Serenity's crew she'd be a fryin,
And ruin the verses good name of companion,

Looky here we have a tyrant name of Niska,
Who would love to give his quarry a slipped disk-a,
With torture he'd break your bones,
Make you scream and make you groan,
Causing pain was a delight upon his list-a

Z

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Wednesday, August 16, 2006 6:06 AM

SHINYFIREFLYK64

Quote:
Originally posted by FutureMrsFIllion:
I seem to have started a thread
firefly limericks will dance in my head
So give it your best shot
A pro I am not
I will spout them even once I am dead

There once was a man they called Jayne
Who was given a stick that made rain.
A browncoat he's not
Just a really good shot
Hired more for his muscle than brain!

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Wednesday, August 16, 2006 6:06 AM

SHINYFIREFLYK64

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Wednesday, August 16, 2006 7:09 AM

LOSTDOG

A place they call Jaynestown
is where they now be
A statue stands high
erected for he
while back on the ship
River was scared
When good Shepherd Book
unleashed his hair
A man they call Jayne
was the song of the night
drinking mudder's milk
and feeling all right
The ending was keen
and full of suspense
when a man they called Jayne
somehow made sense

(huh, huh, huh he said erected)
Great thread FMF!
I know. This is more like a poem.

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Wednesday, August 16, 2006 9:11 AM

Mal and his friend did contend
they would be bachelors to the end
his friend started to fidget
while he told Mal about bridget
That is one bridge no one can mend

We are The Forsaken - We aim to burn! and we don't need no stinkin levels!

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Wednesday, August 16, 2006 9:52 AM

LOSTDOG

Okay, my first attempt was more like a poem than a limerick. Redemption time.

A doctor is what they need
and a witch they claimed was she
But little did they know
Our big damn heroes
returned them to Serenity

"Yeah, but she's our witch-so cut her the hell down"

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Wednesday, August 16, 2006 10:20 AM

Though this show doesn't take place on Mars
In fact it often takes place in some bars.
It's true that in space
there is usually a race
to find a way out to the stars.

( ok be nice first attempt and all)

I choose to rise instead of fall- U2

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Wednesday, August 16, 2006 10:23 AM

One cat we have should be called Jayne
He often causes others some pain
It really is true
We're not sure what to do
We suspect that he may be insane.

I choose to rise instead of fall- U2

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Wednesday, August 16, 2006 1:46 PM

NANITE1018

bu-bumpety bumpety bump,
bu bumpety bumpety bump,
bu bumpety bump,
bu bumbety bump,
bu bumbety bumbety bumbety.

*Retarded i know, but i can't make limericks worth a flip, and i like reading everyone else's. lol*

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Wednesday, August 16, 2006 2:34 PM

Now I am learning about scary.

Just when I thought I was sane, too!
Other things in my life I could now do.
But the limericks are back!
My brain I must wrack!
FMF, I guess I can't blame you.

"We need to keep our heads so we can ... keep our heads."

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Wednesday, August 16, 2006 2:53 PM

Do not worry I will take the blame
And I will admit some of my limericks are lame
I am now filled with dread
these things dance in my head
I need Emma and PD to make it a game!

We are The Forsaken - We aim to burn! and we don't need no stinkin levels!

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Wednesday, August 16, 2006 3:05 PM

BIGDAMNTEXAN

Browncoats we'll be!
while our hearts are singin' with glee
as we wait patiently
for our Big Damn Trilogy!

were still flyin'

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Wednesday, August 16, 2006 3:47 PM

Mal certainly enjoys a good bar fight
Jayne may not appear very bright
But the Alliance has failed
Even Jubal Early got nailed
If you can't do something smart, do something right

Traveler

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Wednesday, August 16, 2006 3:48 PM

There are times River can often go wild
But just remember she is just a child
Her apple bits made Simon's bed a bit of a mess
And to stand in her way has often proved useless
But when River speaks to cows she's quite mild

MSG:
Anyone laughs at your limericks and I aim to misbehave.

Traveler

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Thursday, August 17, 2006 3:17 AM

DAYVE

A comely young lass name of Kaylee
Liked to boink her beau Simon thrice daily.
“We must give this rest”
Simon said whilst he dressed,
“For I fear you’ve worn out my shalalee...!"

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Thursday, August 17, 2006 6:12 AM

DAYVE

Adam Baldwin plays the character Jayne,
Whose demeanor is sometimes insane.
Often cast as a bad guy,
Though I can’t fathom why.
He would have been great in “Snakes On A Plane”

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Friday, August 18, 2006 6:05 AM

DAYVE

i seem to be only one here...
so i think i'll pop open a beer....
read all the quotes
from the shiny browncoats,
and quietly sit on my rear

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Friday, August 18, 2006 10:58 PM

To most people Mal seems pretty cool
But the way he treats Inara is very cruel
Zoe and Wash can find the time
Jayne never has to spend a dime
But with Inara Mal behaves like a fool

Traveler

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Friday, August 18, 2006 11:26 PM

COZEN

A large amount of spare time
I've spent attempting to rhyme
Something other than Lara
To dearest Inara
But only Croft comes to mind

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Saturday, August 19, 2006 4:19 AM

KANEMAN

I think you all sound gay
boys on boys in the hay
just like any other day
I wish you'd all go away
what else can I say?

Well, it's true

HI! FMF...miss you!

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Saturday, August 19, 2006 4:23 AM

Kaneman...didn't you ever watch Bambi? Go watch it now and ponder on the wisdom of thumper's " if you can't say something nice, don't say anything at all"
Oh and most adults don't really take offense at being gay nor at being thought gay...it's more of a kid/junior high thing.

I choose to rise instead of fall- U2

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Saturday, August 19, 2006 5:22 AM

Now I am learning about scary.

Now Wash is a pilot with flair;
Keeps Serenity up in the air.
He's funny and cute,
Courageous to boot.
Joss, that reaver pole just ISN'T FAIR!!!

"We need to keep our heads so we can ... keep our heads."

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Saturday, August 19, 2006 5:37 AM

COZEN

What is so right about Joss
Is he hasn't succumbed to the dross
Of romantic escape
Where we view, all agape,
Victory without painful loss.

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Saturday, August 19, 2006 5:40 AM

KANEMAN

Quote:
Originally posted by msg:
Kaneman...didn't you ever watch Bambi? Go watch it now and ponder on the wisdom of thumper's " if you can't say something nice, don't say anything at all"
Oh and most adults don't really take offense at being gay nor at being thought gay...it's more of a kid/junior high thing.

I choose to rise instead of fall- U2

Gay being happy MSG..Boys in the hay..don't read into it..get your mind out of the gutter...you dirty girl.

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Saturday, August 19, 2006 5:58 AM

LOL I teach Jr. High Kaneman...sadly my mind resides there permanently:)

I choose to rise instead of fall- U2

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Saturday, August 19, 2006 6:09 AM

We all know that Kanemans full of gas
I am afraid this will really sound crass
But I think it is funny
that his rhyme is co crummy
Proves he doesn't know a limerick from his ass

----
I am on The List. We are The Forsaken and we aim to burn!
"We don't fear the reaper"

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Saturday, August 19, 2006 6:16 AM

KANEMAN

Quote:
Originally posted by FutureMrsFIllion:
We all know that Kanemans full of gas
I am afraid this will really sound crass
But I think it is funny
that his rhyme is co crummy
Proves he doesn't know a limerick from his ass

----
I am on The List. We are The Forsaken and we aim to burn!
"We don't fear the reaper"

one of the Forsaken TM

Lovely, my dear...Who is this "he" you speak of?

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Saturday, August 19, 2006 5:01 PM

Now I am learning about scary.

I'm glad that our Joss isn't sappy,
And doesn't write stuff that is crappy,
But that being said,
It's Wash who is dead,
And there's naught that says I must be happy!

"We need to keep our heads so we can ... keep our heads."

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Saturday, August 19, 2006 5:10 PM

We know Wash was impaled by a pole
I am sure that it left a big hole
Please dont dispair
even tho its not fair
Cause in the sequel wash still has a role

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I am on The List. We are The Forsaken and we aim to burn!
"We don't fear the reaper"

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Saturday, August 19, 2006 5:15 PM

Somewhere they are juggling geese
Kaylee is cleaning off grease
Wash soars through the air
While book hides all his hair
And Inara flies the shuttle on lease

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I am on The List. We are The Forsaken and we aim to burn!
"We don't fear the reaper"

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Saturday, August 19, 2006 11:13 PM

I've got the No-Notification blues
So I'll just post and post with nothing to loose
Hungry to communicate with some folk
But the software appears to be broke
It's like everyone left town on a cruise

Traveler

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Sunday, August 20, 2006 6:11 AM

Now I am learning about scary.

Traveler:
Apparently I have the blues, too,
Although 'til right now I had no clue.
I see some replies
But I wasn't wise.
I must be in the same boat as you!

FMF:
I try so hard not to despair.
I know Joss said Wash would be there.
It's hard to believe,
So I will still grieve,
Until BDM2's showing everywhere.

"We need to keep our heads so we can ... keep our heads."

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Sunday, August 20, 2006 3:26 PM

If you must ask why
I send this thread high
I suppose I just care
For a fine thread we share
So I continue to let this one fly

Traveler

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Monday, August 21, 2006 7:34 AM

I have no doubt in Joss it is true
Though Wash's impaling made me blue
But when I need a fix
and I need it quick(s)
I just turn on the pilot and Wash is like new

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I am on The List. We are The Forsaken and we aim to burn!
"We don't fear the reaper"

one of the Forsaken TM

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Monday, August 21, 2006 7:56 AM

FutureMrsFillion I am glad you are here
Every one of your limericks fills me with cheer
I write these poor limericks
With pencil instead of inked Bics
To make my limericks read clear

Traveler

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Monday, August 21, 2006 8:12 AM

ESTHER

This westerny talk is so quaint,
So eloquent, one could just faint.
Full of beauty and wit
And always a fit
You think that I'm nuts? Well I ain't!

Love my captain!

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Monday, August 21, 2006 8:28 AM

ESTHER

For mercy we never have pleaded,
Nor help, although it was needed.
But it's gorramn clear,
That we are still here
The Browncoats are not yet defeated!

Esther

Love my captain!

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Monday, August 21, 2006 8:31 AM

ESTHER

You can line us all up and then shoot
Or cover your hair with hot soup.
I pray, do the latter
For living is better
And the soup-thing is always a hoot

Esther

Love my captain!

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Monday, August 21, 2006 8:54 AM