THE OTHER SHINY CAPTION GAME Round #43-likely crash and kill us all! by CunningOrangeToque

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THE OTHER SHINY CAPTION GAME Round #43-likely crash and kill us all!

POSTED BY: CUNNINGORANGETOQUE
UPDATED: Monday, August 28, 2006 10:46
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Friday, August 18, 2006 11:23 AM

Hello everyone! Having a pleasant summer, i hope!

Round 42 was great, and our winner is...

FUTUREMRSFILLION!!!

Wash: Its called a laaaaance Helloooooo!

CONGRATS!!HI-LARIOUS CAPTION!

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And onto Round #43, we find ther good 'ol doctor...

SIMON:"Sorry, Mal, i haven't been able to sit right since Jayne slipped those laxatives into my drink last night...."

Have fun!

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Time for some thrilling heroics!
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Friday, August 18, 2006 11:39 AM

YINYANG

You were busy trying to get yourself lit on fire. It happens.

Yay! I'm first!

I'm feeling creative, so yeah... there's a lot.

Simon: Don't worry, Captain - it's a perfectly normal question. And yes, it is supposed to be like that.

(Have fun guessing what that means.)

OR

Simon: Wow, this ship really... sucks.

OR

Simon: Captain, could you please put your clothes back on?

OR

Simon: I didn't notice this until now, but... Captain, you're so tall.

OR

Sean: What's that thing hanging from the ceiling?
Joss (OS): Just ignore that. It's nothing.

OR

Sean (in his head): So, why did I take this job, again?

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Friday, August 18, 2006 6:20 PM

JPSTARGAZER

Simon: "...half the people on the ship have been shot or wounded...um, Mal?"
Mal: "Yeah?"
Simon: "Your tight pants seem to have split...you may want to cross your legs."
Mal: "I knew today wasn't the day to go commando..."

OR

Simon: "So Wash, I...why do you always flip those three switches?"
Wash: "Well it's complicated, they turn on the...they compensate for the...well, I could tell you, but then I'd have to kill you."

OR

Simon: "River, I really don't thing you should be flying..."
River: "Like an insect in the dark...fly towards the light..."
(River turns sharply towards a planet)
Simon: "Oh no...WASH!"

That's all I got...

"All I got is a red guitar, three chords, and the truth...the rest is up to you"
--Bono

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Friday, August 18, 2006 6:51 PM

ODDSBODSKINS

"I wonder if kaylee will notice how see-through my shirt is"

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jailbait.

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Friday, August 18, 2006 7:39 PM

REAVERINA1985RIVIERA

Quote:
Originally posted by CunningOrangeToque:

Mal(o.s.): No jacket, no tie, your shirt's partaly ripped open, ya got strawberry juce on your lip... have you been holding my mechanic in thrall?

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How many Jaynes does it take to change a light bulb?

Two. One to try to put it in and another to find a bigger hammer.

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Friday, August 18, 2006 8:02 PM

DAVESHAYNE

So what you are asking is if I'd be willing to trade the four day three night all expenses paid vacation for four on Osiris and the 1000 Platinum for what's behind curtain number two?

David

"Not completely as well as the series of Firefly..." - From a review of Serenity at amazon.de

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Friday, August 18, 2006 8:35 PM

UBERGEEK

Simon: "There's a what behind me?!?".
Mal: "A big, white anaconda.".

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Friday, August 18, 2006 9:13 PM

WHITEFALL

"Now this, this is what going mad feels like."

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Saturday, August 19, 2006 12:47 AM

JAMESTHEDARK

Sean (to Nathan):
THE BRAIN!!!

Mal:
Umm. What... exactly... are y'doin' with your hands, doc?

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I ain't lookin' for help from on high. That's a damn long wait for a train don't come.

98% of teens have smoked pot, if you are one of the 2% that haven't, copy this into your signature.

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Saturday, August 19, 2006 2:34 AM

ANOBJECTINSPACE

Quote:

Simon: (Puffing) Kaylee...handcuffs...dinosaurs.

or

Simon: How did I get this manly lip cut you ask?

or

Simon: So then he hit me in the face. Gave me this neroic lip cut here.

.....
"It's just an Object"

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Saturday, August 19, 2006 2:46 AM

MAGDALENA

"No power in the 'verse can stop me!"

"Why is it that when I get hit I seem to always get a split lip and that's it...? No blood on my shirt... no black eye... no bruised cheek... I mean, how is Kaylee ever going to give me any sympathy, if I have no real evidence of my suffering?"

It's lame... but it's late...

Magdalena x x x

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Saturday, August 19, 2006 3:18 AM

CAROLJUDE

"Look Captain, I know no one's been sick or injured for a while, but I'm just not cut out to be a WAITER!"

"...and what do you mean by 'flair' exactly?"

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Saturday, August 19, 2006 3:40 AM

DESKTOPHIPPIE

Simon: So we were just joking around, and I was... you know... doing the big strong guy routine... "I'll protect you!" and all that... and Kaylee just laughs and says she could take me any day. So I told her to prove it. And... uh... she did.

More animations available at http://desktophippie.googlepages.com

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Saturday, August 19, 2006 4:14 AM

MSG

Simon: Jayne you keep saying that like I'm gonna care. No one ever died of the ruttin chicken pox

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I choose to rise instead of fall- U2

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Saturday, August 19, 2006 4:18 AM

MSG

Quote:
Originally posted by msg:

Simon: I don't care if it is mandatory, I'm not doing the hokey pokey... River you get your left hand out right now...and Jayne, no one wants to see you shake it all about!

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I choose to rise instead of fall- U2

I choose to rise instead of fall- U2

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Saturday, August 19, 2006 10:10 AM

WASHSYOUNGERSEXIERBR

Inter Arma Enim Silent Leges

Next time Simon would be more careful where he sat in case Wash left any levers stuck out again.

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Sunday, August 20, 2006 8:50 AM

YINYANG

You were busy trying to get yourself lit on fire. It happens.

Simon: (sighs) I need a haircut.

OR

Simon: (sighs) I need a haircut and a shower and clean clothes and real food...

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Sunday, August 20, 2006 9:03 AM

CHOO1701

Simon: its a lance....RIIIIGHT!! just keep telling yourself that Wash.

(sorry FMF :p )

Simon: er....Mal you've gone terribly pale..

Mal: self...destruct....buttoc- BUTTON!

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*under FRIKKING repair*...

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Sunday, August 20, 2006 3:28 PM

DARKJESTER

Mal: "Who?"

Simon: "Steve Martin! A comedian from Earth-that-was!"

Mal: "And he used to put a piece of pipe through his head?"

Simon: "No, it was a fake arrow... Oh, never mind!"

MAL "You only gotta scare him."
JAYNE "Pain is scary..."

http://www.fireflytalk.com - Big Damn Podcast

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Sunday, August 20, 2006 5:27 PM

JPSTARGAZER

While the Firefly cast rarely questioned Joss' vision, Sean was a little hesitant upon hearing Joss' ideas for a Simon and Kaylee love scene in Episode 17: "If the Cockpit is Rockin'."

"All I got is a red guitar, three chords, and the truth...the rest is up to you"
--Bono

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Sunday, August 20, 2006 5:57 PM

FLORALBUNNY

SIMON: Captain, all I asked for was a place
where River could plug in the iron...

~OR~

SEAN: Okay. Now that we've settled who gets
to show the most skin, let's discuss tight pants.

BTW, FMF, Congrats and don't spend it all in
one place!

~bun, spacing out~

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Sunday, August 20, 2006 6:29 PM

BIGDAMNTEXAN

Simon: no wait...I'm confused... I thought I was her Capt'n Tight pants

zoe: I got an image of a man hangin' from a ceiling
mal: I got an image of it not bein' me

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Monday, August 21, 2006 7:38 PM

CUNNINGORANGETOQUE

bump!

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Tuesday, August 22, 2006 3:03 AM

SAB39

SIMON: Don't you fucking tell me what to god damn do! MY LIP!

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Tuesday, August 22, 2006 3:08 AM

ELOISA

Double post - sorry.

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Tuesday, August 22, 2006 3:09 AM

ELOISA

Quote:
Originally posted by CunningOrangeToque:

Simon: I'm trying to put this as delicately as I can... How do I know you won't f*ck me in my sleep?

Joss: CUT! Damn, Sean, I told you - no Freudian slips!

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Tuesday, August 22, 2006 5:33 AM

PAGANPAUL

SEAN (to JOSS): What do you mean you're cutting the "Simon the cross-dresser" episode? The executives at FOX wouldn't cancel the show just for something like that!

* - * - * - * - * - * - * WE ARE FORSAKEN, AND WE AIM TO BURN! * - * - * - * - * - * - *

* - * - * - I tell people that hypocrisy is wrong, but I don’t really believe it. - * - * - *

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Tuesday, August 22, 2006 3:05 PM

YINYANG

You were busy trying to get yourself lit on fire. It happens.

Simon: No, Jayne - I won't have sex with you.
Mal (OS): Well, you got one thing right!
Jayne (OS): Aww, come on Mal, I'd treat him alright.

OR

Simon looked on in utter confusion as Mal and Jayne fought for his affections.

OR

Simon: River... what are you doing with that, and why are you pointing it at me?

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Tuesday, August 22, 2006 5:24 PM

FLORALBUNNY

"First off I'm not wearing any amulets. No bracelets, broaches, beads, pendants, pins or rings."

bunisall

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Thursday, August 24, 2006 3:52 PM

CUNNINGORANGETOQUE

voting time!!

vote for 3!

http://vote.sparklit.com/web_poll.spark?pollID=1002687&sparkKey=156a0e
640dd8e9d55b868f6070a23e67b0

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Thursday, August 24, 2006 8:02 PM

FLORALBUNNY

Bumpity-VOTE

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Friday, August 25, 2006 2:32 AM

MAGDALENA

"No power in the 'verse can stop me!"

Oooooh - I go 'bump' in the night...

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Friday, August 25, 2006 10:47 AM

FUTUREMRSFILLION

Simon to Kaylee:

Define Pregnant

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I am on The List. We are The Forsaken and we aim to burn!
"We don't fear the reaper"

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Friday, August 25, 2006 10:50 AM

WASHSYOUNGERSEXIERBR

Inter Arma Enim Silent Leges

IM ON THE TOP LIST!!!

Its the first time so im very proud

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Friday, August 25, 2006 11:24 AM

DAVESHAYNE

Quote:
Originally posted by WashsYoungerSexierBrother:
IM ON THE TOP LIST!!!

Its the first time so im very proud

It's a good feeling isn't it?

David

"Not completely as well as the series of Firefly..." - From a review of Serenity at amazon.de

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Friday, August 25, 2006 5:38 PM

FLORALBUNNY

Congratulations, WYSB!
Hope I voted for it.

EVERYBODY VOTE!
Even if you didn't submit a caption.

You know you wanna....

bun
~2006~Firefly Summer~2006~
==We aim to exponentiate==
----Hide the rum! 0507----
not responsible for speling erors...

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Saturday, August 26, 2006 8:01 AM

MSG

bumpety bump

I choose to rise instead of fall- U2

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Sunday, August 27, 2006 4:24 PM

FLORALBUNNY

Are we there yet?
If not, VOTE!!!!!

bun on the run

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Monday, August 28, 2006 2:17 AM

ANOBJECTINSPACE

Nice list they have up there.

Vote for MEEEE!

Look at that vote mongering... I feel dirty.

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Monday, August 28, 2006 9:38 AM

ASORTAFAIRYTALE

bump
bump
bump
bump

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We're all just floating...

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Monday, August 28, 2006 9:44 AM

MSG

I am just so excited that I am finally on the list of votable choices:) I feel honored just being nominated:) ... but vote for me anyway!!!!

I choose to rise instead of fall- U2

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Monday, August 28, 2006 10:46 AM

NOTYOLANDA

Simon: Note to self- Never try a love bot again!

Please! Nobody died last time!

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