THE OTHER SHINY CAPTION GAME Round #45-What month is it? by CunningOrangeToque

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Could you please just make it stranger? Stranger. Odder. Could be weirder. More bizarre. How about uncanny?

Mal: Holy go se! CAPTION TIGHTPANTS is coming back?
Wash: Looks like.
Zoe: Sir, I think TCM has a problem with his brain being missing...

Not to rain on COTs parade, he's been great to keep the game idea alive, and as always, it's not a competition between us, we just share the same love. But those who see this are the first to know, CAPTION TIGHTPANTS RISE AGAIN is coming very soon!

BWAH!

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Thursday, September 7, 2006 1:15 PM

HEWHOKICKSALOT

It takes all kinds to make the world go ‘round. Unfortunately, some are pedaling in the wrong direction...

Wash - "Is that really...?

Mal - "Noooo..."

Zoe - "Yep. Jayne did say, 'you wanna take this outside?'"

"And I can see you weren't burdened with an over-abundance of schoolin'"

Rob O.

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Thursday, September 7, 2006 1:21 PM

WASHSYOUNGERSEXIERBR

Inter Arma Enim Silent Leges

The same joke for the THIRD thread in a row but it applies.

Wash was trying harder to throw the ship around so Mal would fall victim to his lever left in a dangerous Position.

or

After Higgins moon had been given a grant the crew were shocked at the new Jaynes world themepark.

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Thursday, September 7, 2006 1:26 PM

YINYANG

You were busy trying to get yourself lit on fire. It happens.

The crew wouldn't be staring into the black for much longer... they would be in it.

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Thursday, September 7, 2006 2:08 PM

ONEMANSHORT

Wash finally did it, he called Jayne a girl, and now they all have to pay the consequences...

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Thursday, September 7, 2006 2:20 PM

BROWNCOATSANDINISTA

"I didn't know you could pay a companion for...that."
"Well Captain, it is 'Space, the Final Frontier' and such."

"I'm not going to say Serenity is the greatest SciFi movie ever; oh wait yes I am." - Orson Scott Card

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Thursday, September 7, 2006 2:25 PM

Could you please just make it stranger? Stranger. Odder. Could be weirder. More bizarre. How about uncanny?

MAL: Stopping. STOPPING! STOPPING WOULD BE BETTER!

BWAH!

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Thursday, September 7, 2006 3:05 PM

JPSTARGAZER

Wow, a lot of pressure to repeat this round...I can't handle it!! Oh well, here it goes...

The crew realized the hard way that the worst time to test the new security camera system was 5 minutes after Jayne stated he would be "in his bunk."

OR

Wash: "Wow, we almost bought it on that one."
Zoe: "That was close."
Mal: "Umm...I think I just browncoated my tight-pants."

"All I got is a red guitar, three chords, and the truth...the rest is up to you"
--Bono

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Thursday, September 7, 2006 3:24 PM

INTERL0PER

"They'll never see this com...wha...wait...what the hell!? Who's the smartass that shoe-polished 'My other car's a Galaxy Class' on the window!?"

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Thursday, September 7, 2006 3:31 PM

Could you please just make it stranger? Stranger. Odder. Could be weirder. More bizarre. How about uncanny?

Quote:
Wash: "Wow, we almost bought it on that one."
Zoe: "That was close."
Mal: "Umm...I think I just browncoated my tight-pants."

I vote for that right now! "Browncoated my tightpants!" After I am done breathing my milk, I am SOOOO gonna use that from now on when I learn about scary!

btw: can I put that on a shirt?

Nathan: Oh God! I can't watch this!
Alan: Is that cilantro covering his...? Ew.
Gina: Someone tell me again why Joss is directing this movie in the buff?

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Thursday, September 7, 2006 4:02 PM

PDCHARLES

What happened? He see your face?

Quote:
Originally posted by jpstargazer:

Wash: "Wow, we almost bought it on that one."
Zoe: "That was close."
Mal: "Umm...I think I just browncoated my tight-pants."

Bwah ha aha hahha hahaa! I completely agree TCM!

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Thursday, September 7, 2006 4:56 PM

FUTUREMRSFILLION

Mal says "Oh my God! That bowling ball! Its my WIFE!"

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Bestower of Titles, Designer of Tshirts, Maker of Mottos, Keeper of the Pyre

I am on The List. We are The Forsaken and we aim to burn!
"We don't fear the reaper"

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Thursday, September 7, 2006 5:05 PM

CITIZEN

Mal: JAYNE! We said no to the gettin' nekkid plan!

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No one can see their reflection in running water. It is only in still water that we can see.

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Thursday, September 7, 2006 6:28 PM

FLORALBUNNY

MAL: I'll have a double bacon burger, cheese, fries, Coke. You make up your minds yet?

bun
9/19 Arrrrrrrh!
9/20 Happy Birthday, Captain Mal!!
9/30 Happy AnniVersary, BDM!!!

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Thursday, September 7, 2006 6:36 PM

DREAMWALKER

Mal: Um, shouldn't we be aiming a bit farther away from those asteriods?

Wash: Hey if Han Solo and the Millenium Falcon could do it so can I.

Zoe: Captain, I take back what I said earlier I think my husband is the one with the problem of his brain being missing.

Wash: Relax what could go wrong?

Mal: You might want to be watching this, we're getting a bit too close.

Wash: Relax, I've got this...wait I don't got this!

Mal: What do you mean you don't got this?!

Wash: Everyone hang on, we're going in!

*Fade to black with cursing in Chinese*

*Next scene a slightly bruised Wash, Zoe and Mal look out at the asteriod they just crashed on*

Wash: Kaylee's gonna kill me!

"You're talking to Serenity. And Early...Serenity is very unhappy."

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Thursday, September 7, 2006 7:38 PM

Joss: I've just finished Serenity 2. Gina you will be killed in the first 10 minutes. The entire story will be in the afterlife, and how Book, Wash, and Zoe are learning to live in the After 'Verse.

Nathan: Whaaaaaaaaaat?

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Mal: Saffron, you're pleasing, you're all kinds of pleasing, and uhh...it's been awhile, a long damn while, since anybody but me took a hold of my plow.

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Thursday, September 7, 2006 8:02 PM

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Mal: LEFT! LEFT!

Wash: Right, right.

Mal: no!LEFT!...LEFT!

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yeah, i know!

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Thursday, September 7, 2006 10:37 PM

TEACHDAIRE

Mal: Will you look at the size of that traffic jam?!?!

Wash: I told you we should have taken the turnpike...

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For every battle honour, a thousand heroes die along, unremembered and unsung...

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Thursday, September 7, 2006 11:04 PM

WASHSYOUNGERSEXIERBR

Inter Arma Enim Silent Leges

As the crew decended onto a compaion-filled planet Jaynes skydiving skills from 10-000feet impressed the bridge crew...However his lack of wearing anything but a parachute shocked them equally.

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Thursday, September 7, 2006 11:32 PM

DESKTOPHIPPIE

Wash was the only one with the strength to turn away from the mesmerising sight of Jayne's swinging cod party trick.

More animations available at http://desktophippie.googlepages.com

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Thursday, September 7, 2006 11:52 PM

SPACEANJL

Quote:

Bismillah! No, we will not let him go...

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Friday, September 8, 2006 4:17 AM

MAGDALENA

"No power in the 'verse can stop me!"

Quote:
Originally posted by SpaceAnJL:
Quote:
Bismillah! No, we will not let him go...

I vote this one - can they do the head baning bit too? LOL!!

...and congratulations JPStargazer!!!

Zoe: You didn't!
Wash: Ah... say Jayne was a girls name... yup.
Mal: OH! NO! You know he always shows us his man-bits!!!! Argh!

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Friday, September 8, 2006 5:02 AM

JAMESTHEDARK

Wash- "I don't need a Back-Space driver!!"
Mal- "GET OUT OF THE WAY!!!"
Wash- "Alright... You wanna fly? Then f#$%ing fly!"

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I ain't lookin' for help from on high. That's a damn long wait for a train don't come.

98% of teens have smoked pot, if you are one of the 2% that haven't, copy this into your signature.

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Friday, September 8, 2006 8:04 AM

JPSTARGAZER

Quote:
Originally posted by TenthCrewMember:
Quote:
Wash: "Wow, we almost bought it on that one."
Zoe: "That was close."
Mal: "Umm...I think I just browncoated my tight-pants."

I vote for that right now! "Browncoated my tightpants!" After I am done breathing my milk, I am SOOOO gonna use that from now on when I learn about scary!

btw: can I put that on a shirt?

Glad you thought it was as funny as I did. If you do put it on a shirt, I'd buy a few...then when people ask, I could take credit for the idea. My mom would be so proud...

"All I got is a red guitar, three chords, and the truth...the rest is up to you"
--Bono

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Friday, September 8, 2006 11:21 AM

Could you please just make it stranger? Stranger. Odder. Could be weirder. More bizarre. How about uncanny?

Tell ya what, WHEN I get it on a shirt, I'll contact you for info and I'll send you one, free of charge. Because it is soooo going on a shirt! :D

BWAH!

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Friday, September 8, 2006 5:17 PM

FLORALBUNNY

FutureMrsFIllion wrote:
Thursday, September 07, 2006 16:56
Mal says "Oh my God! That bowling ball! Its my WIFE!"
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LOL @ FMF!!!

Piggybacking on that:
ALL: No anchovies, PLEASE!

Placebo Domingo

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Friday, September 8, 2006 8:09 PM

JPSTARGAZER

Quote:
Originally posted by TenthCrewMember:
Tell ya what, WHEN I get it on a shirt, I'll contact you for info and I'll send you one, free of charge. Because it is soooo going on a shirt! :D

Sounds like a plan to me! Now I'll need a second t-shirt that says, "I thought up this caption and all I got was this awesome t-shirt."

"All I got is a red guitar, three chords, and the truth...the rest is up to you"
--Bono

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Friday, September 8, 2006 8:29 PM

Wash: I'm a leaf on the wind...
Mal: Ooooooaaaaaaahhhhhhhh!
Zoe: Captain, better close your mouth or you'll swallow a bug.

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Mal: Saffron, you're pleasing, you're all kinds of pleasing, and uhh...it's been awhile, a long damn while, since anybody but me took a hold of my plow.

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Friday, September 8, 2006 8:44 PM

REAVERINA1985RIVIERA

Lots'a great ones this week, I'll have to pull out my A-material.

Quote:
Originally posted by CunningOrangeToque:

WHAACK!!

Mal: Thank you, Ma'am, may I have another?!

WHAACK!!

Mal: Thank you, Ma'am, may I have another?!

Saw Animal House yesterday.

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How many Jaynes does it take to change a light bulb?

Two. One to try to put it in and another to find a bigger hammer.

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Saturday, September 9, 2006 2:04 AM

Could you please just make it stranger? Stranger. Odder. Could be weirder. More bizarre. How about uncanny?

Zoe: *kick*
Mal: OW!
Zoe: Paranoid and Crotchety am I?
Zoe: *kick*
Wash: URK!
Zoe: Die on me again, and you'll really get it.

BWAH!

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Saturday, September 9, 2006 6:58 AM

Mal :Thats no moon!

Wash: we know, we know....

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*under FRIKKING repair*...

yeah, i know!

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Saturday, September 9, 2006 9:46 AM

Zoe: Captain, you're going to have to open wider if you're going to eat that ice planet in one bite.

_______________________________
Mal: Saffron, you're pleasing, you're all kinds of pleasing, and uhh...it's been awhile, a long damn while, since anybody but me took a hold of my plow.

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Saturday, September 9, 2006 9:59 AM

YINYANG

You were busy trying to get yourself lit on fire. It happens.

Zoe is speechless, but the other two are not.

Mal: No! Not "Snakes on a Plane II"!

Wash: Ai ya, hwai luh!

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Saturday, September 9, 2006 10:12 AM

CITIZEN

Mystery Serenity Theater 3000:
Mal: Oh no, please, don't make us watch Invasion of the Neptune Men.

EDIT:
Although this seems similar to the above, I really didn't see that post, it's a case of great minds thinking alike.

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No one can see their reflection in running water. It is only in still water that we can see.

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Saturday, September 9, 2006 10:46 AM

Quote:
Originally posted by citizen:
Mystery Serenity Theater 3000:
Mal: Oh no, please, don't make us watch Invasion of the Neptune Men.

EDIT:
Although this seems similar to the above, I really didn't see that post, it's a case of great minds thinking alike.

MAL: wash broke the hubble...WASH BROKE THE HUBBLE!!

(gotta love MST3K.

[refrence from the movie...] )

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*under FRIKKING repair*...

yeah, i know!

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Saturday, September 9, 2006 4:19 PM

CHOLLETT

Wash and Zoe flattened themselves against the wall to try to get away as Mal let out the Verse's largest burp.

OR

It dawned on Alan and Gina that accompanying Nathan to his American/Canadian Idol audition was a bad idea.

OR

(At the movie theater, at THAT moment....)
Nathan (darth-esque): "NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!"
Alan: "Yeowch...."
Gina: "Oh my god! They killed Wash! YOU B@$T@RD$!!!!!!!"

I'm babbling like a moonbrain.

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Saturday, September 9, 2006 4:44 PM

FLORALBUNNY

It's the "540th Anniversary of Star Trek" Special, now showing on the in-flight system. Wash is trying to fly the ship while Mal and Zoe enjoy the wacky space-fashions imagined in the 20th century.

bun
::-)

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Saturday, September 9, 2006 8:11 PM

Zoe: O RLY?

Wash: Ya RLY!

Mal: NO WAI!!

(ah...the good old internet meme...)

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TRAIN!!!

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Sunday, September 10, 2006 2:29 AM

PDCHARLES

What happened? He see your face?

Zoe: Metamorphoses is completed, sir. Spaceball
1 has now become.... MEGA MAID!

Mal: Now, commence Operation: Vacu-suck.

All: SUCK! SUCK! SUCK!

dats right... Spaceballs

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Sunday, September 10, 2006 10:34 AM

Mal: a....Slash fic....with...me...and...and.. JAYNE!

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TRAIN!!!

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Sunday, September 10, 2006 11:23 AM

Quote:
Originally posted by pdcharles:

Zoe: Metamorphoses is completed, sir. Spaceball
1 has now become.... MEGA MAID!

Mal: Now, commence Operation: Vacu-suck.

All: SUCK! SUCK! SUCK!

dats right... Spaceballs

Mel Brooks would be so proud.

_______________________________
Mal: Saffron, you're pleasing, you're all kinds of pleasing, and uhh...it's been awhile, a long damn while, since anybody but me took a hold of my plow.

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Monday, September 11, 2006 2:05 PM

RYCE

Quote:
MAL: wash broke the hubble...WASH BROKE THE HUBBLE!!

LOL I love it!!!

And now for mine:

Mal: O! That this too too solid flesh would melt, thaw, and resolve itself into a dew
Zoe: Cap'n, we told you you're not a Reaver! You do not want flesh to melt!
Wash: *yawn* To sleep, perchance to dream....is this a dagger I see before me?!?

No power in the 'verse can stop me!

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Monday, September 11, 2006 3:11 PM

RMMC

Wash: See! I told you there were Reaver reading raiding parties.

Zoe: Dear, it's not that we didn't believe you, but don't you think...

Mal: But you didn't say they were librarians! Do you know how overdue my copy of 'Wuthering Heights' is?!

******
RMMC

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Monday, September 11, 2006 5:20 PM

BIGDAMNTEXAN

Wash-*watch this!

Mal-*NO,NO,NO!Not again!Zoe is he pretendin' to be Speed Racer again!?!

Zoe-*I don't know what to tell you sir.my man loves Speed Racer!

Mal-*Well make him stop-I almost hurled last time!

or

They were flyin' through space on their way to another job when Mal starts to sing
*oh chitty chitty bang bang we love you!

or

Mal-*would SOMEBODY go out and get River, and explain to her that we don't need a hood ornament!

Alway's misbehavin'

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Tuesday, September 12, 2006 1:23 AM