(null) by Seba

Avast! An Null thread!

I claim this thread for the privateers!!

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ARRRRMMC

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Thursday, September 7, 2006 12:36 PM

VERSEEXPLORER

From "oopps" to "null" you do get around, RMMC!

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Mal: Saffron, you're pleasing, you're all kinds of pleasing, and uhh...it's been awhile, a long damn while, since anybody but me took a hold of my plow.

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Thursday, September 7, 2006 12:52 PM

Part 'o the job description when yer a Pirate Wench, VerseExplorer!

So, are ya with us? There be free rum!

Then there's the payoff when we find the treasure!

What say you?

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ARRRMMC

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Thursday, September 7, 2006 12:53 PM

(void)

David

"Not completely as well as the series of Firefly..." - From a review of Serenity at amazon.de

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Thursday, September 7, 2006 12:55 PM

SAMEERTIA

NO, no no! No null or void.
This thread is alive with the works of Genuine Privateers, bearing Letters of Marque from ...ummm... THAT guy over there with the blue hands!

Yah. Him!
So stand back and let us pass!
(And please drop all jewelry and cash into that little bag there, please.)

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Thursday, September 7, 2006 3:29 PM

SAVEWASH

Now I am learning about scary.

Quote:
Originally posted by SameErtia:
This thread is alive with the works of Genuine Privateers...

I can just see Julie Andrews standing on a mountain, belting out, "This thread is alive with the works of pirates." (I just spent a weekend with my 5-year-old niece, who sang songs from "The Sound of Music" in a beautiful voice.)

Quote:
So stand back and let us pass!

Gandalf: You shall not pass!

It's pretty bad when you get me to quote two different movies in one response.

*sneaks away before anyone can throw tomatoes or other produce at me*
*or llamas*

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Thursday, September 7, 2006 3:41 PM

Arrrhhh! We can chase ya with a llama, yet!

Arrrhhh...I knew that llama be good fer somethin'.

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Thursday, September 7, 2006 3:48 PM

GUYWHOWANTSAFIREFLYOFHISOWN

Quote:
Originally posted by SameErtia:
NO, no no! No null or void.

That is where you are wrong my friend. The void surrounds us as a mitten surrounds a tiny fist - all scratchy wool in a color no child would wear voluntarilly. The void is all and all is everywhere. The void is a great dancer. Boogey void, boogey. See, the void busts some wicked awesome moves. The void is the leader of the Democratic Progressive Party on Hera. The void is dating your kid sister.

David

"Not completely as well as the series of Firefly..." - From a review of Serenity at amazon.de

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Thursday, September 7, 2006 7:03 PM

FLORALBUNNY

He spake not a void,
But went straight to his voik.
He filled all the stockings,
Then toined vith a joik....

bun
former pirate wrench

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Thursday, September 7, 2006 8:35 PM

now don't go taking this over, bit brains, this thread belongs to the MCP

End of line.

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Thursday, September 7, 2006 8:51 PM

FLORALBUNNY

*the bun plucks a punnet of berries from the top
layer of goods on her miniature transport vehicle.
dumping the berries from the top, she reveals a
small grenade. pulling the pin, she tosses it in
a high arc from which it descends toward guy...*

Who you callin' "bit brains?"
(missed you, guy, where've you been?)

*a llama catches the grenade and tosses it down the
ramp*

Dratted llamas.

bun half asleep
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Thursday, September 7, 2006 8:53 PM

GUYWHOWANTSAFIREFLYOFHISOWN

I'm calling anyone who thinks this is a pirated thread bit brains.
Do you think they're bit brains, Bit?

Bit: Yes

do you think this should be a pirate thread?

Bit: No

do you think we should take it from them?

Bit: Yes-Yes-Yes-Yes-Yes-Yes-Yes

(see me I'm back thread)

End of line.

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Friday, September 8, 2006 7:36 AM

CYBERSNARK

*is waiting for someone to deploy null-rays*

*wonders if anyone else even knows what null-rays are*

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We applied the cortical electrodes but were unable to get a neural reaction from either patient.

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Friday, September 8, 2006 7:36 AM

Quote:
Originally posted by FloralBunny:
He spake not a void,
But went straight to his voik.
He filled all the stockings,
Then toined vith a joik....

Reminds me of my aborted plans to stage Richard III - the Jersey Version.

David

"Not completely as well as the series of Firefly..." - From a review of Serenity at amazon.de

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Friday, September 8, 2006 7:43 AM

TRAVELER

Now is the winter of our disco tent.

Traveler

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Friday, September 8, 2006 7:45 AM

FUTUREMRSFILLION

----
Bestower of Titles, Designer of Tshirts, Maker of Mottos, Keeper of the Pyre

I am on The List. We are The Forsaken and we aim to burn!
"We don't fear the reaper"

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Friday, September 8, 2006 7:55 AM

Quote:
Originally posted by traveler:
Now is the winter of our disco tent.

Maid Gloria's Hummer by this son of Yonkers.

David

"Not completely as well as the series of Firefly..." - From a review of Serenity at amazon.de

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Friday, September 8, 2006 8:09 AM

Yo-ho, yo-ho, a pirate's life for me...

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Friday, September 8, 2006 10:13 AM

BIGWOLF18

now thats a creepy llama! its gonna eat me!!!

AARRRRRRGGG!

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we are THE FORSAKEN and we aim to burn!

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Friday, September 8, 2006 10:20 AM

ASORTAFAIRYTALE

Yay another pirating thread!

*gasp* Oh no! the evil dino-llamas from the other thread are back!!
*runs around in panic*

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We're all just floating...

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Friday, September 8, 2006 10:47 AM

Arrrrh! We be in for a bit of a fight fer this thread, but we pirates be up fer the battle!

Hoise the Jolly Roger!!

And pull yer cutlasses, mateys!

We be headed in ta battle!

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AARRRMMC, The Pirate Wench

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Friday, September 8, 2006 10:50 AM

Arrhh!!

Coming about for a broadside!

I'm thinkin' this would be more impressive if we weren't all nekkid...

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Friday, September 8, 2006 10:50 AM

Quote:
Originally posted by daveshayne:
Quote:
Originally posted by traveler:
Now is the winter of our disco tent.

Maid Gloria's Hummer by this son of Yonkers.

Caulk maid fishmeal.

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Friday, September 8, 2006 10:51 AM

FUTUREMRSFILLION

*FMF runs through the thread nekkid, stopping only to do this

----
Bestower of Titles, Designer of Tshirts, Maker of Mottos, Keeper of the Pyre

I am on The List. We are The Forsaken and we aim to burn!
"We don't fear the reaper"

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Friday, September 8, 2006 10:58 AM

Quote:
Originally posted by Tristan:
I'm thinkin' this would be more impressive if we weren't all nekkid...

Shhh! Yer not suppose to mention it ta the enemy! Suppose I were ta yell, 'Surrender to the Naked Pirate Roberts!' Do ya think they would?

Nope, not even after they done stopped their merriment.

Arrrhh...we be a sad crew.

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AARRRRMMC

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Friday, September 8, 2006 11:01 AM

Hmm...ne'er thought of it tha' way...

*loudly*
Never mind that ye thought ye heard me sayin' we was nekkid pirates...we still be here to be ravaging and rampaging...and puttin' them thar llamas out o' the thread!

Arrhh!

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Friday, September 8, 2006 11:36 AM

That be the spirit me hearty!

*clunk* *clunk*

Arrrhh...what be that noise?

*open hatch and looks below*

Well now, it appears some of arrh former errr, departed mates want to do some pillagin' as well.

Look fer yerself:

What say you?

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Friday, September 8, 2006 11:41 AM

AHHH!!!!

*ahem*
I mean "Arrgghh!" Dead pirates! This be not a good sign!

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Friday, September 8, 2006 12:00 PM

I suppose not, but I do know the secret what keeps 'em in line.

I keeps it in me foot footlocker.

*drags chest out and opens it*

I don't know why they fear it, but they do and will not touch them what holds it.

*******
RMMC

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Friday, September 8, 2006 12:07 PM

PDCHARLES

What happened? He see your face?

Here be yur' backup!

Aaaarrrrr!

Pirates o' plenty, pillagin' and peeled...

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Friday, September 8, 2006 12:09 PM

GUYWHOWANTSAFIREFLYOFHISOWN

Quote:
Originally posted by RMMC:

I'm just a jack in the box
I know whenever love knocks
I'm gonna bounce up and down on my spring

David

"Not completely as well as the series of Firefly..." - From a review of Serenity at amazon.de

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Friday, September 8, 2006 12:09 PM

*calls in hundreds of tank and recognizer programs*

End of line.

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Friday, September 8, 2006 12:12 PM

Arrh, matey, you be very welcome aboard arrh vessel.

Prepare the Cannons!!

*******
ARRRMMC

(BTW--good ta see ya again & congrats on yer Uncledom!)

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Friday, September 8, 2006 12:17 PM

PDCHARLES

What happened? He see your face?

Quote:
Originally posted by RMMC:
Arrh, matey, you be very welcome aboard arrh vessel.

Prepare the Cannons!!

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ARRRMMC

(BTW--good ta see ya again & congrats on yer Uncledom!)

preeshin' me dearrrrrr wench!

But me have a vessel of me own. Cannons at the ready!

(thnx... Unky P)

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Friday, September 8, 2006 12:45 PM

Arrrh!

Fire at Will!

http://www.cinemagia.ro/getimg.php?id=11944&size=s

Too clean and honest to be a pirate! *spit*

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AARRRMMC

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Friday, September 8, 2006 1:11 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by RMMC:
Fire at Will!

Why? What did Will ever do to us?

David

"Not completely as well as the series of Firefly..." - From a review of Serenity at amazon.de

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Friday, September 8, 2006 1:20 PM

MSG

Dayve sometimes you scare me:)

Pirate Instruction Manual: Please read thuroughly before any seagoing.

Pirates Avast!!! Now open the door to the treasure mateys

grab the booty

pop your parrot on your shoulder

and get back in the boats

I choose to rise instead of fall- U2

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Friday, September 8, 2006 1:24 PM

VERSEEXPLORER

Quote:
Fire at Will!

http://www.cinemagia.ro/getimg.php?id=11944&size=s

Too clean and honest to be a pirate! *spit*

Go ahead fire at Will. Who cares what he did? But I will keep Armando as a prisoner in my barracks. I'll secure him tight, so he doesn't get away!

Arrr! I pirates life is looking more appealing.

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Mal: Saffron, you're pleasing, you're all kinds of pleasing, and uhh...it's been awhile, a long damn while, since anybody but me took a hold of my plow.

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Friday, September 8, 2006 1:43 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by msg:
Dayve sometimes you scare me:)

Are you refering to me?

If so I feel it important to point out that while I do have an unnecesary 'Y' in my name it comes a bit later.

David

"Not completely as well as the series of Firefly..." - From a review of Serenity at amazon.de

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Friday, September 8, 2006 1:53 PM

PENGUIN

Quote:
Originally posted by Tristan:

I'm thinkin' this would be more impressive if we weren't all nekkid...

Speak for yourself!

King of the Mythical Land that is Iowa

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Friday, September 8, 2006 2:42 PM

Quote:
speak for yourself

or they'll speak for you.

MY ONLY WEAPONS ARE THE GUNS OF YOUTH.

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Friday, September 8, 2006 3:47 PM

FLORALBUNNY

daveshayne wrote:
Friday, September 08, 2006 07:36
Snip:
Reminds me of my aborted plans to stage Richard III - the Jersey Version.
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You mean da Joisey Voision, doncha?

And Guy, I luv ya, but it's time to give in to
pirates. We'll be firin' everything including the
table silver out of the cannon, so you should be
satisfied on the explosives-and-mayhem front.
Not to mention the back. And sides, if you want
to take one.

No need to strip. Pirate's honor, it's okay if
you want to stay in costume.

Placebo Domingo

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Friday, September 8, 2006 4:01 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by msg:
Dayve sometimes you scare me:)

Pirate Instruction Manual: Please read thuroughly before any seagoing.

There be a manuel? And here I be thinkin' the only things what pirates ever read were treasure maps.

Give it out afore settin' sail?! And wouldn't this be givin' too much warnin' to those what we shanghai? Pirates don't be givin' sportin' chances. (Keepin' in mind we will take 'em!)

However, that be a pleasing treasure what ya brung with yer, wench, but...where be the dresses what ya promised?

*naked Pirate Wench taps bare toe on the deck*

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ARRRMMC

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Friday, September 8, 2006 4:05 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by 13:

MY ONLY WEAPONS ARE THE GUNS OF YOUTH.

Um.....er....13, perhaps you'd like ta rephrase this given the state of disarray we be in.

*giggle**giggle**snort*

Then again, maybe not.

Don't mind me...I'll just lie in my gutter and giggle a bit more.

Carry on!

*giggle*

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Gutter Wench

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Friday, September 8, 2006 4:14 PM