Male and Female Imponderables-Rama Lama Ding Dong

Saturday, September 16, 2006 6:28 PM

TRISTAN

Pool party sounds good! So, anything to ponder for awhile? I've got about an hour or so before I'll need to turn in. ______________________________________

Saturday, September 16, 2006 6:31 PM

MAGDALENA "No power in the 'verse can stop me!"

Hmmmmmmm... apart from your ex deserves my ex (she won't know what she's not missing out on and he'll keep thinking he's got what it takes...) ah... hmmmmmmmm... nah - my brain's too confuzzled... or waterlogged...

Saturday, September 16, 2006 6:32 PM

TRISTAN

Maybe we should get them together...they'd last about two years or so. I don't have anything to ponder, either...sad, that. ______________________________________

Saturday, September 16, 2006 6:37 PM

MAGDALENA "No power in the 'verse can stop me!"

pity we can't ponder not ponderin...

Saturday, September 16, 2006 6:43 PM

TRISTAN

That would be something. Are there ever times when you should just act and not think first? ______________________________________

Saturday, September 16, 2006 6:49 PM

MAGDALENA "No power in the 'verse can stop me!"

... in an emergency? I don't know... I suppose I would throw myself in front of a car if I could save a child's life or something...situations where instinct set in... I actully know someone who was in the Broad Arrow Cafe, at Port Arthur in Tasmania, when that gunman came in and started murdering people - 22 people died in there! He said he threw himself on top of his wife and so did the friends they were with... actually many of the men did - my friend was just lucky though - crazy guy shot a lot of the men and then their wives... I did jump into a pool with my clothes on to grab a toddler who'd fallen in unnoticed by his parents once... that didn't take much pondering! ... or were we talking jumping into the ocean and swimming...

Saturday, September 16, 2006 6:54 PM

TRISTAN

Yes, I'd probably have done the same. I actually read about that Port Arthur shooting in a psychology class...very scary stuff, that. Bryant was the shooter, right? As for the jumping in water with clothing on...wet t-shirt contest! Sorry, I'm better now. ______________________________________

Saturday, September 16, 2006 7:02 PM

MAGDALENA "No power in the 'verse can stop me!"

It wasn't exactly a sexy moment for me though... cold girl with wet shoes does not a happy girl make... Edit: - yes - he was the shooter - I just never name him 'coz he carried out the worst single gun-man shooting in the world in order to be famous... I'd rather cure cancer... (or save drowning baby?)

Saturday, September 16, 2006 7:03 PM

TRISTAN

But you did save a child. That is what matters. ______________________________________

Saturday, September 16, 2006 7:12 PM

MAGDALENA "No power in the 'verse can stop me!"

Yeah - the parents didn't seem that phased, but the staff at the hotel were impressed and so were other people around the pool... and one 'older' lady got stuck into the parents for not looking out for the baby & for not being appropriately grateful so... There was a life guard but it was a big pool and I really didn't look for him (he was way on the other side and when I got out he was coming running...) I really just did it on instinct - and my friends I was with made me a little award and bought me cake! I guess I shoud be more proud of myself! Thanks Tristan! x x Edit: so who else has acted without thinking and what was the outcome...?

Saturday, September 16, 2006 10:08 PM

VERSEEXPLORER

WOW, Magdalena, saving a child's life. You were in the right place at the right time. It's unbelievable that the parents weren't grateful. Quote: so who else has acted without thinking and what was the outcome...? I've been thinking about this. I can't think of anything that comes anywhere close to your moment. I've pulled someone over, so that they didn't get hit by a passing car. Nothing as dramatic as your experience. Although I have to add that the best choices that I've made in life have been ones that I made with my heart and not my head. If you and Tristan need a place to stay, stop by. I'm in Arizona, and you're both welcome to come over for a mudder's milk and some strawberries. I'm not exactly half way between the two of you, but you're welcome here. _______________________________ Mal: Saffron, you're pleasing, you're all kinds of pleasing, and uhh...it's been awhile, a long damn while, since anybody but me took a hold of my plow.

Saturday, September 16, 2006 11:13 PM

MAGDALENA "No power in the 'verse can stop me!"

LOL! Thanks Vereexplorer! I'll keep it in mind!! Hey - pulling someone out of the way of a car is good! My actions suddenly sound really 'heroic' (thanks Tristan!)- but honestly it was pure instinct at no risk to myself - just a little wet is all!

Sunday, September 17, 2006 1:56 AM

DANCINGNEKO

*walks in* 'evening/(actually since it's after 12 a.m., 'morning all) *starts reading posts* *stops* *jaw drops* Gorramn it! I actually go out to do some studying (and behave instead of posting) and I come back to find magda and Tristan?! *pouts at magda* *blinks again* AND Penguin!?! (geesh...some women-folk) ...an' magda after you found out about the torch I carried an' all... *sulks* *imperious tone at magda* 's WAR I tell you, WAR....*pulls out pillows and winds up to whap magda one* I demand satisfaction! *reconsiders and decides not to whap magda with the pillow* Just for that, I'm recalling your Jayne-clone... I still demand satisfaction...white t-shirts and waterguns at noon HST (dawn's too early for me...and probably too cold for either one of us)! That, or I'm telling embarrasing stories about you magda...

Sunday, September 17, 2006 3:04 AM

MAGDALENA "No power in the 'verse can stop me!"

Bring it baby! ... I got Jayne clones you never even knew about... Magda - armed with a water pistol & feather pillow... and very dangerous!!

Sunday, September 17, 2006 3:10 AM

JAMESTHEDARK

Sunday, September 17, 2006 3:21 AM

MAGDALENA "No power in the 'verse can stop me!"

Man! Are we ever glad you did James!! Instinct is a funny thing isn't it? Sometimes you don't even assess the situation before you're already in action...! No James-street-pizza for me thanks - I might have a coffee though! Anyone seen Phoenix Rose?

Sunday, September 17, 2006 4:40 AM

TRISTAN

Morning, all! VerseExplorer, thank you for the invite. I used to live in Phoenix, and would love to come back! I'll bring the Ice Planets! Um...are Penguin and I being fought over? If so, how very shiny! Oh, but not necessary...no, not at all. *pulls up lawn chairs for himself and Penguin* I'm also glad there was no James-street-pizza...then we would not have had the pleasure of knowing you; and that would have been a tragedy. Stay safe! Ok, coffee and sewing will be dominating my day today...see you all after! ______________________________________

Sunday, September 17, 2006 4:40 AM

ODDSBODSKINS

hehe, my instinct in almost every situation is to step back and think, so by my thinking i always act instinctively only time i'll mention i acted very much without thinking was very muhc un-heroic and wound up with me getting my jaw stitched back together no saving small children for THIS body >.< _______ jailbait.

Sunday, September 17, 2006 4:53 AM

PENGUIN

Quote: Originally posted by Tristan: *pulls up lawn chairs for himself and Penguin* *brings the popcorn* King of the Mythical Land that is Iowa

Sunday, September 17, 2006 5:42 AM

PENGUIN

King of the Mythical Land that is Iowa

Sunday, September 17, 2006 6:09 AM

SMARTBUTDUMBBLONDE

Sunday, September 17, 2006 6:13 AM

SMARTBUTDUMBBLONDE

Sunday, September 17, 2006 7:23 AM

WHITEFALL

Sunday, September 17, 2006 12:10 PM

DANCINGNEKO

Ahh...but magda...you forget...'s my cloning technology (and company)...*checks list* and if you got the inexpensive early versions, they tended to behave like 29-year old virgins -- know-it-all but in reality, impotent. *pulls out water gun #1 and fills it with water* *waves tiny gun menacingly* bring it on child. ====== As for kissin' *sighs* *fans self* Tristan, you've really got a way with words about kissing...(s'not fair...haven't had anyone to spend time doing the snuggles and kisses with in a long time). Soft, gentle kisses, ticklish nibble-y kisses, "I'm dying of hunger (and lust) for you" kisses....*fans self* ===== As for jumping into crazy situations...I've jumped in between kids fighting in classrooms more times than is safe (I'm a teacher, and worked as an education assistant/teacher's aide -- the EA part of me just takes over, wanders in and in very tita-ish fashion yells "BREAK IT UP!" while separating the kids). Luckily for me, I haven't been hurt (thank goodness kids tend to shy away from hitting the teacher no matter what), but yeah...slightly crazy teacher-type here. ===== *sighs* I think my connection hates me today... oh well, since it's noon...*aims teeny-weeny watergun and shoots at magda* Edit: Well, since magda's not here....*wanders off to sit at JtD's sulking corner and coffee spot..."Iced thai please."

Sunday, September 17, 2006 12:43 PM

TRISTAN

Hello, again, all! Looks like I didn't miss too much today...that's good. Penguin, looks like this may be a long, drawn-out conflict. *replaces the lawn chairs with Laz-y-Boys* That ought to work out better. Thanks for the popcorn! SBDB, I really am sorry...you left that one wide open, and I had to take a poke...forgive me? DancingNeko, I will be available for kissing demonstrations in, oh *checks calendar* three weeks, maybe? I'm glad my post hit a nerve with a few people. Good to know I'm not the only one who feels that way about kissing. ______________________________________

Sunday, September 17, 2006 12:58 PM

DANCINGNEKO

*pulls out calendar (in real life, I now call it "my bestest friend" -- scary how "grown-up" my life has suddenly become)* *peruses calendar* So that means...the second week in October? *sighs sadly* 'means that I'm back at work (we get the first week off for grading and sanity-restoring, since we've been in school since late July)... *sighs* Okay...that just means I have to save more money to do the "mainland tour" I've been threatening to do for myself this year 'round New Years...that or maybe set up a mini-shindig somewhere for mainlanders to drive to...(and considering that I have to fly to see practially everyone who posts here...) *does some quick calculations* I think that means...*looks at calculator* Yep...college student diet until I come back from the trip... (Or some people could fly over to Honolulu and "play tourist")

Sunday, September 17, 2006 4:11 PM

VERSEEXPLORER

•pulls up a soft cushy Lazy-boy next to Tristan and Penguin* Mind if I join you? I brought a cooler with some cold beers or mudder's milk if you prefer. Do you have popcorn to share? When does the next round start? Did Magna take a time out to sleep? Will there be kissing demonstrations after the main event (the pillow fight with water pistols)? Is anybody keeping score? _______________________________ Mal: Saffron, you're pleasing, you're all kinds of pleasing, and uhh...it's been awhile, a long damn while, since anybody but me took a hold of my plow.

Sunday, September 17, 2006 4:14 PM

PENGUIN

Quote: Originally posted by VerseExplorer: Will there be kissing demonstrations after the main event (the pillow fight with water pistols)? Is anybody keeping score? I think we all win! King of the Mythical Land that is Iowa

Sunday, September 17, 2006 4:52 PM

TRISTAN

DancingNeko, I will be sure my dance card is empty for when you arrive. So, around New Year's, eh? That would be shiny! Keep us informed. I'll have to find someone to practice on until then, though...I hope I haven't lost my touch! VerseExplorer, make yourself comfortable! Thanks for the Mudder's Milk...there's plenty of popcorn to go around...may have to order in a pizza or two later... I agree with Penguin...we all win! ______________________________________

Sunday, September 17, 2006 5:00 PM

PHOENIXROSE You think you know--what's to come, what you are. You haven't even begun.

I'm back! Terry Goodkind books will eat many many hours. But I'm finally all up to date. Looks like there's one book left in the series! I wonder when it will be out... Looks like you've got a couple lovely ladies fighting over you, Tristan James, I'm also glad you were not street pizza. I can't remember doing many things without really thinking. I have been moving out of the way of cars before I even realized what I was doing and that kind of thing. I do that a lot when I'm driving now; I'll brake before I make a concious decision to brake. I guess everyone does that. More kissin' talk! Oh, but do I ever miss kissin'. And nibbles. *sigh* http://www.bigdamnthankyou.com - show Universal your gratitude! You yourself, as much as anybody in the entire universe, deserve your love and affection. - Gautama Siddharta

Sunday, September 17, 2006 5:38 PM

VERSEEXPLORER

Thank goodness we do have those reflexes to help us react before we think. Our roads would be covered with accidents if we didn't. Quote: More kissin' talk! Oh, but do I ever miss kissin'. And nibbles. Those that can kiss do, and those that can't (because of a momentary lack of a partner) chat about it online. Of course I am an optimist, I know a very kissable person is coming around the corner. I just have to keep my eyes open, so I don't miss him as he passes by. _______________________________ Mal: Saffron, you're pleasing, you're all kinds of pleasing, and uhh...it's been awhile, a long damn while, since anybody but me took a hold of my plow.

Monday, September 18, 2006 12:09 AM

MAGDALENA "No power in the 'verse can stop me!"

LOL Verseexplorer! I have a mental image of you flattened against a wall, moistening your lips and waiting to pounce! OK Neko! *produces a large water-canon borrowed from the 8 year old she nannies...* And Jayne was never a virgin... he was born completely sexy!

Monday, September 18, 2006 12:21 AM

VERSEEXPLORER

Quote: I have a menatl image of you flattened against a wall, moistening your lips and waiting to pounce! lol, Magda, you've got it right. I just have to make sure that I don't land on a cactus. I'm working on my pouncing skills, but you know what they say, "You have to kiss alot of frogs in order to find your prince charming." I'm doing my best! _______________________________ Mal: Saffron, you're pleasing, you're all kinds of pleasing, and uhh...it's been awhile, a long damn while, since anybody but me took a hold of my plow.

Monday, September 18, 2006 12:23 AM

DANCINGNEKO

*blinks at the puny cannon* *yawns* you brought only that? *starts laughing 'til the tears come* *gasp* Oh that's so funny...'cause, *whips out the large super-soaker type gun with backpack tank* THIS is my watergun... ===== As for Jayne bein' born sexy...well, the early clones were made to look sexy an' all, but they were only able to ACT like they knew what they were doin'...they had NO clue about what goes where...*grins* Edited to add: Five paces and then shoot on three.

Monday, September 18, 2006 12:34 AM

DESKTOPHIPPIE

*backs away very slowly* Whoa... looks like I wandered into this thread at the wrong time! Actually, I have an inponderable for all of you. I'm not a huge fan of kissing. I mean mouth to mouth stuff. Never been a fan, and I don't know why. But I love kissing just about anywhere else on a guy and I love being kissed just about anywhere else. Am I the only one like this? Is anyone else out there not a mouth-kissy fan? More animations available at http://desktophippie.googlepages.com

Monday, September 18, 2006 12:36 AM

MAGDALENA "No power in the 'verse can stop me!"

OK Neko? 1...2...3... *turns water cannon on Tristan in a sudden but inevitable act of betrayal!!!!!*

Monday, September 18, 2006 12:37 AM

DANCINGNEKO

*aims and fires at Penguin, soaking him, the La-Z-Boy and the popcorn* ==== *hugs Desktophippie* Just stand over here *moves DTH to the side, away from the fray* As for the non-mouth kissing...sorry, with the right person that's one of the many fun places to kiss... ==== What? You two really thought we'd fight each other?

Monday, September 18, 2006 12:38 AM

MAGDALENA "No power in the 'verse can stop me!"

Quote: Originally posted by Dancingneko: As for Jayne bein' born sexy...well, the early clones were made to look sexy an' all, but they were only able to ACT like they knew what they were doin'...they had NO clue about what goes where...*grins* .... gorramit girl...what happens in haven stays in haven.... You are so gonna get it now!!!

Monday, September 18, 2006 12:42 AM

MAGDALENA "No power in the 'verse can stop me!"

Quote: Originally posted by DesktopHippie: *Actually, I have an inponderable for all of you. I'm not a huge fan of kissing. I mean mouth to mouth stuff. Never been a fan, and I don't know why. But I love kissing just about anywhere else on a guy and I love being kissed just about anywhere else. Am I the only one like this? Is anyone else out there not a mouth-kissy fan? ... sorry Honey - love every bit from the gentle taste of lips to the flickering of the tongue to the firm probing, the nibbling... it's all good! *shivers* sorry - got to go have a really cold shower now! Oh damn - i think I just did - I guess I shouldn't have stood right in front of Penguin... right, Neko?? *Neko & Magda grin at the soaking wet boys* Oooooh - look - wet T-shirts!

Monday, September 18, 2006 12:45 AM

PHOENIXROSE You think you know--what's to come, what you are. You haven't even begun.

Oh, I love the mouth-kissing. In the height of my passion, it's another of my O-spots. Maybe you just haven't been with someone who did it right... *pulls out a big-ass water Vera* Soak the sexeh men! *blasts water at Jamesthedark and Oddsbodkins* Who have we missed? http://www.bigdamnthankyou.com - show Universal your gratitude! You yourself, as much as anybody in the entire universe, deserve your love and affection. - Gautama Siddharta

Monday, September 18, 2006 12:45 AM

DANCINGNEKO

*snickers at the wet men in their soaking clothing* (Oooh...magda, PR *nudges both* lookit all chests ) *looks down and notices that also got shot a bit by the water* Dangit! I thought I was far enough away from Tristan! *innocent look* Did *I* say anything about it being a true experience for you? (I was talking about another virgin male who thought he knew what he was doing...) ...I call him b:censord:d ex1.... GEESH! Edited to add: I think we missed NVGhostrider *whips supersoaker and soaks NVG*

Monday, September 18, 2006 12:46 AM

DESKTOPHIPPIE

*sigh* Looks like I'm the only one then... I don't know what put me off, but it's just never done much for me. And yet I love being kissed anywhere else. Especially my neck - I have a very sensitive neck. Kiss me on the back of my neck and I'm yours! More animations available at http://desktophippie.googlepages.com

Monday, September 18, 2006 12:51 AM

MAGDALENA "No power in the 'verse can stop me!"

Edit: ... And Traveler! ... got to get Traveler too... *turns water cannon on Traveler* Ooooh - look at that ... they all get a bit steamy when they're wet.... especially NVG! ... must be all those flames...?

Monday, September 18, 2006 12:58 AM

JAMESTHEDARK

Monday, September 18, 2006 2:15 AM

PENGUIN

*grabs a bar of soap and lathers up* One of you women want to wash my back?? King of the Mythical Land that is Iowa

Monday, September 18, 2006 2:24 AM

MAGDALENA "No power in the 'verse can stop me!"

...anything for you darling Penguin!!

Monday, September 18, 2006 2:31 AM

PENGUIN

King of the Mythical Land that is Iowa

Monday, September 18, 2006 3:24 AM

TRISTAN

"Singing in the Rain....just singing in the rain!" *does his best Gene Kelly impression, which, as he happens to have two left feet, ends in slide across the floor and smack into the coffee bar* I'm ok! This is where I wanted to be anyway! Morning, all. Oh, and curse your sudden but inevitable betrayal. ______________________________________

Monday, September 18, 2006 3:29 AM

MAGDALENA "No power in the 'verse can stop me!"

Good morning Tristan... please don't spill the coffee dear...

Monday, September 18, 2006 3:31 AM

DESKTOPHIPPIE

Do be do do do be do be do do do be do be do do Darn you Tristan! Now that song will be stuck in my head all day! More animations available at http://desktophippie.googlepages.com