The Forsaken Pub - Where everybody knows your name

Monday, September 25, 2006 12:40 PM

MIMA

Monday, September 25, 2006 2:02 PM

MAGDALENA "No power in the 'verse can stop me!"

*enters... casting furtive looks over her shoulder...* "Hi Forsaken! Sorry - don't have time for dis-robing or pyre-side dancing but I could sure use a Mudders! I'm about to take the kids into the city on the train - I need all the strength, vitamins and protein I can get!" *glances back towards the door again...* "Ooooh - Hello Ginny!" *strokes bar-cat* - "what? Did Emma sit on you ...awwwww... you poor wee darlin'..." *takes mug of Mudders* "...thank you kindly Kelkhil! Vodka was mentioned I think - yeah - that's my poison too... and I will take you on any time!" "Well - I must away - to the station!" *skulls said Mudders and heads for the door* "Sorry to love you and leave you an all! ... fully clothed Tristan? Everyone can have a 'cowboy' on me when I get back!" *hurries to the door summoning up all her nanny skills and getting ready for the onslaught!*

Monday, September 25, 2006 2:23 PM

STINKINGROSE

Monday, September 25, 2006 2:53 PM

KELKHIL

Holy CRAP!!!!!!!!!!!!! I guess I should have done this day 1!!!! *Starts mixing drink for the masses* Thanks for the patronage folks! Joss - Any way you can get here is good enough for a free drink my friend! Mags - don't pick a fight you can't win Darlin' Unless you want to loose. Everyone else - *choked up* Thank you for making the Forsaken Pub THE place to be!!!!!!!!!!!!! Kelkhil The Shirtless Forsaken

Monday, September 25, 2006 3:01 PM

RMMC

*RMMC wanders in and nabs a barstool* Can I have a Tully straight up? Mmmmmm........... ******** RMMC "Jayne. You'll scare the women."

Monday, September 25, 2006 3:53 PM

JOSSISAGOD

Quote: Originally posted by stinkingrose: Ooh look, singing tipsy people!! "Take my love. *hic*Take my land. *hic*Take me where I mphrprr...*hic*" Sorry I ruined "The Ballad", I'm a little cockeyed. Fe'nos Tol JOSSIS(Most Definitely)AGOD Self appointed Forsaken! Been on the list for a while now! 98% of teens have smoked pot, if you are one of the 2% that haven't, copy this into your signature. "Look at me, I'm STUPID!" The Doctor.

Monday, September 25, 2006 3:54 PM

YINYANG You were busy trying to get yourself lit on fire. It happens.

Monday, September 25, 2006 3:57 PM

BELUGASMOM

Monday, September 25, 2006 4:12 PM

KELKHIL

*pops up from behind the bar. 5 minute cat naps rule* *Mixes some drinks* No word from Mags?? I knew she didn't want to play with me and the Vodka! A toast! To the Forsaken, my new found friends from around the world and the BDH! I love you guys! *Uh-oh Kelkhil had too much to drink. Doing the "I love you man stuff* Edit: YinYang - of course. when you post your name is there. Makes it kinda easy! Kelkhil The Shirtless Forsaken

Monday, September 25, 2006 4:19 PM

YINYANG You were busy trying to get yourself lit on fire. It happens.

"What's in a name..." ::toasts with non-alcoholic beverage:: --- "What the world needs now is love, sweet love - it's the only thing that there's just too little of. What the world needs now is love, sweet love. No, not just for some, but for everyone." Trouble-Maker in the House! http://richlabonte.net/tvvote

Monday, September 25, 2006 4:26 PM

NVGHOSTRIDER

Hoppin' in quick (Parent group at work). I love Guinness and Killians at any temp. Bottle or tap? I care not. Its all good! 'Night all.

Monday, September 25, 2006 4:26 PM

JOSSISAGOD

Quote: Originally posted by Kelkhil: A toast! To the Forsaken, my new found friends from around the world and the BDH! HERE HERE! Fe'nos Tol JOSSIS(Most Definitely)AGOD Self appointed Forsaken! Been on the list for a while now! 98% of teens have smoked pot, if you are one of the 2% that haven't, copy this into your signature. "Look at me, I'm STUPID!" The Doctor.

Monday, September 25, 2006 4:44 PM

SHINYKITTEN

Monday, September 25, 2006 5:13 PM

KELKHIL

Monday, September 25, 2006 5:25 PM

PHOENIXROSE You think you know--what's to come, what you are. You haven't even begun.

*steps carefully into bar, looks around at all the drunkeness* Yep, that's why I skip the spirits. Barkeep, sweetie, could I have one of those chocolaty 'underage black and tans' Ms G was talkin' about? Sounds mighty fine. http://www.bigdamnthankyou.com - show Universal your gratitude! Peace comes from within. Do not seek it without. - Gautama Siddharta

Monday, September 25, 2006 6:07 PM

SHINYKITTEN

hmmm...yummm...i say, these drinks are rather good! thanks for saving them for me! (you are the best Bartender ever, Kelkhil!) dont worry, we'll look after your place while you're gone. ...now i'm refreshed and awake...i think i'm gonna go outside and indulge in some nekkid pyre dancing be back when i get tired! *cranks music up loud so it can be heard at pyre and activates specially made bar-keeping robot behind bar to look after the place whilst out dancing -or until someone else comes in and wants to be the bartender* ********************* If Cavemen and Astronauts had a fight....

Monday, September 25, 2006 7:47 PM

REDLAVA

Monday, September 25, 2006 8:49 PM

SHINYALORA

virtual margaritas for all who want them on me please, mr bartending robot. (since im not old enough to buy the real ones in the US yet) *takes a sip, smiles, and sings along softly with the others* bottoms up and enjoy all Aubrey

Monday, September 25, 2006 9:04 PM

WASHSYOUNGERSEXIERBR Inter Arma Enim Silent Leges

Too early in morning. GIVE ME COFFEE!! www.myspace.com/didxl sexier.younger.brother@hotmail.co.uk

Monday, September 25, 2006 11:33 PM

MAGDALENA "No power in the 'verse can stop me!"

*stumbles into the pub, tired but happy* "Phew! What a day! OK I am ready for that vodka now Kelk- hey! You're not Kelkhil!" *looks around pub* "Ah - where's Kelkhil? He was up for the vodka-drink-off I thought... Oh well, here I am, bin walkin' about all day in the city with 3 rapidly fading children.. taking them from one 'fun-for-them' activity to another, and finally ending up carrying an overtired and now sleeping 5-year-old from the train to the car... bath them, feed them and make a bee-line for the drink-off and he's what? Gane to sleep? Ha!..." "Well bring on the vodka none-the-less Bar-bot! I need to limber up for my drink off whenever it takes place!" *throws back the first glass of vodka in one!* "Oh yeah - I said there'd be 'cowboys' all round... who's up for those then?" ... - Magda x x x

Tuesday, September 26, 2006 12:02 AM

EMMARIGBY

*Stalks back into the bar, eyes scanning restlessly over the drunken revellers as if measurin' em for coffins if they step out of line. Slides heavily onto a bar stool, hand hovering inches above the Mare's Leg Carbine at her hip. Slams one palm down on the sticky counter in a violent clap that causes silence to fall over the suddenly tense saloon* I'd like a sex on the beach if you have it please. Oooh, and do you have any of those little umbrellas? They're so pretty! ___________________ Hissssssssss!

Tuesday, September 26, 2006 12:24 AM

DANCINGNEKO

*wanders in* *looks around at those who have had a bit too much* *greets those still sober and upright* *pulls out a plastic snack-sized ziploc bag filled with a rust-colored powder* Could I please have a li-hing frozen margarita? Here's the li-hing powder to line the glass, and mix with the frozen 'rita (use only a quarter of the stuff in the 'rita please). Thanks. *puts a straw in the frozen li-hing margarita, and slowly sips and enjoys the 'rita* Mmmm...yum. Hopefully I'll be able to enjoy a real one this weekend.

Tuesday, September 26, 2006 12:38 AM

MAGDALENA "No power in the 'verse can stop me!"

*tips hat at Emma & DancingNeko* "Either of you like to join me in a cowboy shot or two?...or should we just finish these and pop outside for some nekkid pyre-dancin'?

Tuesday, September 26, 2006 12:44 AM

NICODEMUS

Tuesday, September 26, 2006 12:58 AM

VERSEEXPLORER

Magda, I'll take a cowboy shot *not knowing what it is*, and then let head outside for some nekkid pyre-dancing. Wait is that someone over there in the corner? Is Nicodemus trying to sneak in incognito? _______________________________ Mal: Saffron, you're pleasing, you're all kinds of pleasing, and uhh...it's been awhile, a long damn while, since anybody but me took a hold of my plow.

Tuesday, September 26, 2006 1:00 AM

VERSEEXPLORER

New to the site, Nic. What's your business? Looking for work or looking for pleasure? _______________________________ Mal: Saffron, you're pleasing, you're all kinds of pleasing, and uhh...it's been awhile, a long damn while, since anybody but me took a hold of my plow.

Tuesday, September 26, 2006 1:07 AM

EMMARIGBY

Quote: Originally posted by magdalena: *tips hat at Emma & DancingNeko* "Either of you like to join me in a cowboy shot or two?...or should we just finish these and pop outside for some nekkid pyre-dancin'? Can we take our cowboy shots outside to drink whilst nekkid pyre dancing? Or is that a recipe for spilled drinks and flamable nethers?! ___________________ Hissssssssss!

Tuesday, September 26, 2006 1:13 AM

NICODEMUS

Tuesday, September 26, 2006 1:13 AM

MAGDALENA "No power in the 'verse can stop me!"

"Whooo Hooo! Drink 'n' Dance I say!... and I don't intend to spill any flamable substances on my nethers!!" *Throws back a shot and skips lightly towards the pyre* "Uh... I can leave my hat on... right?"

Tuesday, September 26, 2006 1:17 AM

EMMARIGBY

Quote: Originally posted by Nicodemus: Quote: Originally posted by VerseExplorer: New to the site, Nic. What's your business? Looking for work or looking for pleasure? A bit of both, especially if work helps to fund my pleasure. Well, I ain't got much in the way of work, but you sure come to the right place for the pleasure! Oh, and Magda? Sure as long as it isn't a Jayne hat. A body looks mighty silly wearing nothing but a Jayne hat. Um, even more so! ___________________ Hissssssssss!

Tuesday, September 26, 2006 1:21 AM

VERSEEXPLORER

Well, it's pleasure for us right now. *Grabs a cowboy shot and follows Magda to the pyre* _______________________________ Mal: Saffron, you're pleasing, you're all kinds of pleasing, and uhh...it's been awhile, a long damn while, since anybody but me took a hold of my plow.

Tuesday, September 26, 2006 1:34 AM

LITTLEALBATROSS29

Tuesday, September 26, 2006 1:40 AM

VERSEEXPLORER

Morning? Already. *sets the Robot Bartender for clean up mode* Morning, Little Albatross. Just trying to tidy up here before Kelkhil comes back. _______________________________ Mal: Saffron, you're pleasing, you're all kinds of pleasing, and uhh...it's been awhile, a long damn while, since anybody but me took a hold of my plow.

Tuesday, September 26, 2006 1:41 AM

SHINYKITTEN

*skips in, tired from a day of nekkid pyre dancing* -heya all! hows the bar going? hasn't burnt down yet, i see...so hey, a good first day! *waves to Emmarigby, Magda and VerseExplorer, who're headed in the direction of the pyre* -have a good dance! be careful with those drinks around the fire though hmmm...wont have a cowboy, those kinda drinks don't really like me...but i will join in on the margarita fun! hey! who wants to play foosball?? (i have to warn you, i'm pretty darn good!) and would someone please put something new on the jukebox... ********************* If Cavemen and Astronauts had a fight....

Tuesday, September 26, 2006 1:44 AM

LITTLEALBATROSS29

Tuesday, September 26, 2006 1:47 AM

MAGDALENA "No power in the 'verse can stop me!"

Quote: Originally posted by EmmaRigby: Well, I ain't got much in the way of work, but you sure come to the right place for the pleasure! Oh, and Magda? Sure as long as it isn't a Jayne hat. A body looks mighty silly wearing nothing but a Jayne hat. Um, even more so! "Awwww... Emma would I really wear one of those that close to the fire? Tis Jayne's other hat I borrowed tonight! ... By the way everyone - my friend Nic here is a fellow Aussie! So make... er... him.. welcome!" Edit: ShinyKitten! Whoo Hoo! Git yourself over here by the pyre girl! If a 'cowboy' isn't to your liking then a straight up vodka might be more to your liking!! LA29!! Dunkin Doughnuts!!! I last had those in Jan '04 in the Philippines - yummmmy! "

Tuesday, September 26, 2006 1:52 AM

LITTLEALBATROSS29

Tuesday, September 26, 2006 2:07 AM

SHINYKITTEN

hmmm...drooool...doughnuts...thankyou for thinking of doughnuts LA! don't drink coffee, but will eat doughnuts ANY time. see, doughnuts are one of those foods that can be eaten at any time of day or night and will always be exactly perfect at whatever time your eating it at.(like cheeseburgers or popcorn or pizza)-did that make sense? anyhoo...yay! doughnuts! i will have one now...with a shot of vodka (Magda, you are a bad influence!)... *snags a doughnut and vodka and sidles off to find Ginny the bar cat to explain food theories to* ********************* If Cavemen and Astronauts had a fight....

Tuesday, September 26, 2006 2:10 AM

MAGDALENA "No power in the 'verse can stop me!"

"Ah LittleAlbatross! T'was a lovely day - sunny and warm and full of AFL stuff... (that's our football league for those of you who aren't sure what I'm talking about)... I don't mind if I never see another footy mascot as long as I live! Since you're forsaken you could just bring Dylan in here and let him toast some marshmallows by the pyre... Li'l Sean could just play with some of the other forsaken and you & I could catch up by the pyre over a few 'cowboys'...!! But... if you must!" *hugs LA29* Love you! - Magda x x

Tuesday, September 26, 2006 2:14 AM

SHINYKITTEN

Tuesday, September 26, 2006 2:19 AM

NICODEMUS

Tuesday, September 26, 2006 2:32 AM

SHINYKITTEN

there is a menu... somewhere... *grabs menu from other end of bar* here you go! i don't know if we have a chef...just the bartending robot, who's still claning up after the initial opening day celebrations earlier...i'm pretty sure it won't mind if you go into the kitchen and whip up whatever you want ********************* If Cavemen and Astronauts had a fight....

Tuesday, September 26, 2006 3:34 AM

KELKHIL

*Sits up from behind the bar* Yawn! What a night. Hope you all had fun. The kitchen is fair game for all when I am not around. Haven't been able to convince MSG to be the cook yet. So be warned. *grabs a custard fille long john from the pile* Mmm doughnuts! Kelkhil The Shirtless Forsaken

Tuesday, September 26, 2006 3:50 AM

SPACEANJL

Tuesday, September 26, 2006 3:52 AM

MAGDALENA "No power in the 'verse can stop me!"

Glad to hear that Nico! I was pretty certain but with the glare of the pyre in my eyes... and the smpoke an all... didn't want to offend - you know! Ah - Kelkhil, my vodka drinking buddy! There you are! I will have to have that competition with you another time coz I'm mixing my drinks about now! I would like a large Baileys on ice cream - some of that honey/vanilla that MsG was talking about in the imponderables would be nice! Followed by a row of 'cowboys'... is it just me or are the US-bound folk not too sure what I'm talkin' about here? Ironical that'd be...

Tuesday, September 26, 2006 4:06 AM

TRISTAN

*wanders into the pub and plops down on a bar stool* Eggs...the living legend needs eggs. (Hey, someone had to say it! ) Morning, all! I think I'll just start off the day with a coffee...one that'll dissolve the spoon, if you please. ______________________________________

Tuesday, September 26, 2006 4:10 AM

SPACEANJL

Tuesday, September 26, 2006 4:14 AM

KELKHIL

*Lines up some cowbows. Prepares the Baileys and Ice cream* Oh come on now Mags....... oh wait, I'm working now anyway so that would be bad. *Hands tristan a cup of coffee so strong that the spoon is standing up in the cup* Here ya go Tristan. Any stronger and it will eat through the coffee maker while it is brewing. Kelkhil The Shirtless Forsaken

Tuesday, September 26, 2006 4:20 AM

TRISTAN

SpaceAnJL...oohh...porridge sounds good! Thanks! KelKhil, you da man. *sips the coffee* Oh, yeah! That's the one! Thank you! ______________________________________

Tuesday, September 26, 2006 4:56 AM

REDLAVA

Did I hear the word eggs. Redlava staggers in from a night spent who knows where. I'll take mine scrambled, with a side of wheat toast and about 40 strips of bacon, extra crispy. And a hair of the dog please. Gotta shake these cobwebs loose somehow. Don't want them to catch fire in the pyre. Everybody always has the advantage over us, but that's what makes us special...and Browncoats.