Kelkhil's Pub - Formerly the Forsaken Pub by Kelkhil

One Irish Coffee for the pretty lady.
Sure brag that your day is almost over. Mine has just begun

Kelkhil

The Shirtless Forsaken

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Thursday, September 28, 2006 4:19 AM

Grits sound good Kelkhil, so long as you have cheese, salt, butter, and/or some pig derivative to put on them.

I am a whiskey drinker as well, and though I prefer Single Malt Scotch and Tenessee Whiskey, I will drink any of it (bourbon and Irish Whiskey are up there on the list too).

~Jimi
jimi dot spettel at gmail dot com
Self-Proclaimed Grand Vizier of Georgia

- Animation by DesktopHippie

"Marijuana not only should be legal, it should be manditory." - Bill Hicks

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Thursday, September 28, 2006 4:22 AM

DESKTOPHIPPIE

Okay Kel, you did read the part about me going back in to work at 4:30 and working 'till 10pm this evening??? That means I won't finish for another 7 hours!!!

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Thursday, September 28, 2006 4:24 AM

DESKTOPHIPPIE

I'm not really a huge whiskey drinker. I'm more of a vodka girl. Or rum, since I haven't had any scary experiences with it

Pretty much anything that can be poured into a fizzy drink of some kind. Terrible, I know...

I love cocktails too. Especially sweet ones!

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Thursday, September 28, 2006 4:35 AM

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Originally posted by DesktopHippie:
I'm not really a huge whiskey drinker. I'm more of a vodka girl. Or rum, since I haven't had any scary experiences with it Pretty much anything that can be poured into a fizzy drink of some kind. Terrible, I know...

I love cocktails too. Especially sweet ones!

In case you want some more whiskey options that coincide with your tastes:

bourbon (or Jack) and Coke

Manhattan - bourbon, sweet vermouth, and cherry (martini style)

Mint Julip - bourbon, mint leaves, and sugar

A thousand apologies if you are already familiar with / not a fan of these drinks.

~Jimi
jimi dot spettel at gmail dot com
Self-Proclaimed Grand Vizier of Georgia

- Animation by DesktopHippie

"Marijuana not only should be legal, it should be manditory." - Bill Hicks

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Thursday, September 28, 2006 4:38 AM

LITTLEALBATROSS29

HI Kelkhil,

Good to see business is booming.
I'll have an Irish coffee please.Sounds too good to pass up.

And please stock up on those strawberries, I'll be back tonight for some margaritas !

Bryce
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I swallowed a bug.

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Thursday, September 28, 2006 4:42 AM

*give RMG some grits with cheese and fixings. Makes an Irish Coffee for LA29*

No problem LA29, strawberies will be fully stocked tonight. Can't run a Pub and be short of fixings for a regular customer

DTH - yes I did see you post about working tonight.

So did anyone watch 20/20 last night? Barbra Walters interviewed Terry Irwin. It was a very good interview.

Kelkhil

The Shirtless Forsaken

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Thursday, September 28, 2006 4:44 AM

DESKTOPHIPPIE

No need to apoligise, RiverIsMyGoddess! I'm in no way offended. I'm kinda familiar with those drinks, but haven't tried most of them. I've occasionally had whiskey and coke, but only sometimes. I really should tried the others.

My Granddad used to adore whiskey with hot water, brown sugar and lemon.

EDIT - So you were TEASING ME Kel!!! Just remember I have videotape of you and JonnyQuest singing karaoke!

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Thursday, September 28, 2006 4:47 AM

"No power in the 'verse can stop me!"

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Originally posted by Tristan:
So, Magda...do you now approach all orange juice with caution? I can picture you laying on your back in cabbage patch laughing hysterically while all your friends are standing around!

... yep - I do approach orange juice with caution these days... vodka on the other hand I drink like mothers' milk! I got me some right here as a matter of fact!

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Thursday, September 28, 2006 4:51 AM

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Originally posted by DesktopHippie:

EDIT - So you were TEASING ME Kel!!! Just remember I have videotape of you and JonnyQuest singing karaoke!

Yeah but the song was GnR and I sing a mean Axl so I am not too worried.

*pulls out the video tape of DTH dancing to JQ and Kel singing*

But if we're trading blackmail....

Kelkhil

The Shirtless Forsaken

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Thursday, September 28, 2006 4:52 AM

Magda...um...that kinda worries me! I look at liquids as clear as water with trediptation, myself.

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Thursday, September 28, 2006 4:57 AM

"No power in the 'verse can stop me!"

Quote:
Originally posted by DesktopHippie:
I'm not really a huge whiskey drinker. I'm more of a vodka girl. Or rum, since I haven't had any scary experiences with it Pretty much anything that can be poured into a fizzy drink of some kind. Terrible, I know...

I love cocktails too. Especially sweet ones!

DTH - we're kindred spirits you and I - apart from the I love Irish whiskey, and couldn't make a banner to save my life!!! But vodka...mmmmm... rum... has it's place... & sweet cocktails are the way to my heart! *sigh*

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Thursday, September 28, 2006 5:04 AM

"No power in the 'verse can stop me!"

Quote:
Originally posted by Tristan:
Magda...um...that kinda worries me! I look at liquids as clear as water with trediptation, myself.

... just because you see the spoon doesn't mean it's there... just because you can't see the alcohol doesn't mean it isn't... I get so profound when I drink vodka...

...either that or tipsy and I am watching 'Bull Durham' as I type this ... oh my!

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Thursday, September 28, 2006 5:11 AM

Ah, Bull Durham!

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Quote:
Well, I believe in the soul, the small of a woman's back, the hanging curve ball, high fiber, good scotch, that the novels of Susan Sontag are self-indulgent, overrated crap. I believe Lee Harvey Oswald acted alone. I believe there ought to be a constitutional amendment outlawing Astroturf and the designated hitter. I believe in the sweet spot, soft-core pornography, opening your presents Christmas morning rather than Christmas Eve and I believe in long, slow, deep, soft, wet kisses that last three days.

I love that monologue!

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Thursday, September 28, 2006 5:13 AM

MAVOURNEEN

Mmmmm. Bull Durham.

Somethin' about that movie. I'm not a big Susan Sarandon or Kevin Costner fan, but the scenes with them in the bathtub?

Get MsG in here. Stat! Female hormones spiking!

"Have you ever been with a Warrior Woman?"

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Thursday, September 28, 2006 5:37 AM

MSG

Again, were I able to drink I'd have avodka martini dirty 2 olives, but sadly I'll stick to milk :)

I choose to rise instead of fall- U2

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Thursday, September 28, 2006 5:40 AM

"No power in the 'verse can stop me!"

Quote:
Originally posted by Tristan:
Ah, Bull Durham!

The following has been edited for language
Quote:
Well, I believe in the soul, the small of a woman's back, the hanging curve ball, high fiber, good scotch, that the novels of Susan Sontag are self-indulgent, overrated crap. I believe Lee Harvey Oswald acted alone. I believe there ought to be a constitutional amendment outlawing Astroturf and the designated hitter. I believe in the sweet spot, soft-core pornography, opening your presents Christmas morning rather than Christmas Eve and I believe in long, slow, deep, soft, wet kisses that last three days.

I love that monologue!

LOL! Tristan - I almost posted that same quote my own self!

I was thinking of someone when I heard that one! mwaah!

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Thursday, September 28, 2006 5:43 AM

"No power in the 'verse can stop me!"

....oh my!

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Thursday, September 28, 2006 5:44 AM

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Thursday, September 28, 2006 5:46 AM

One ice cold milk for MSG.

Kelkhil

The Shirtless Forsaken

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Thursday, September 28, 2006 5:57 AM

"No power in the 'verse can stop me!"

Quote:
Originally posted by Mavourneen:
Mmmmm. Bull Durham.

Somethin' about that movie. I'm not a big Susan Sarandon or Kevin Costner fan, but the scenes with them in the bathtub?

... I'm just up to the scene in the bath tub...

...as I said before - Oh my!

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Thursday, September 28, 2006 5:59 AM

JONNYQUEST

"Did he just go crazy and fall asleep?"

Quote:

Originally posted by Kelkhil:
*pulls out the video tape of DTH dancing to JQ and Kel singing*]
Quote:

Hey! Gimme that! Hmm.

Well, I did say in another thread that a Bowler never goes out of style. Here's the one I nabbed off the bar yesterday:

Was Axl here last night? And when did he start looking like Moe?

Okay so here is the ONLY pix I'm releasing of the Helicopter Dance.

"Well, here I am."

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Thursday, September 28, 2006 6:11 AM

Quote:
Originally posted by DesktopHippie:
My Granddad used to adore whiskey with hot water, brown sugar and lemon.

That reminds me of one of my favorite home remedies of all time. Equal parts whiskey, lemon juice, and honey, heated a little to melt/dissolve the honey. It is the best thing in the world for a sore throat. Warms the insides too, and gives a nice little buzz that is just right.

I've never actually had a mint julep, though it is one of the signature drinks of my part of the country. I plan to remedy that someday soon, unless I forget to.

~Jimi
jimi dot spettel at gmail dot com
Self-Proclaimed Grand Vizier of Georgia

- Animation by DesktopHippie

"Marijuana not only should be legal, it should be manditory." - Bill Hicks

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Thursday, September 28, 2006 6:29 AM

RIMG, that sounds suspiciously like a home remedy my family likes to use...and we call it a "Hot Toddy"...not sure why, but it may have something to do with it being a hot drink (duh) that makes you toddle away after drinking it...

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Thursday, September 28, 2006 6:35 AM

I really, really need some of that remedy...I need the pub, need the drink need Mal by myside kicking some a.$$.

:drink:

"Don't cry because it's over---smile because it happened!

BUFF

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Thursday, September 28, 2006 6:35 AM

I got double post...I guess I say and have more "remedy"

:drink:

"Don't cry because it's over---smile because it happened!

BUFF

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Thursday, September 28, 2006 6:37 AM

Yes, I have heard it called that Tristan.

And now, more information on the subject (because I look up most everything I don't really know about on this site):

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hot_toddy

~Jimi
jimi dot spettel at gmail dot com
Self-Proclaimed Grand Vizier of Georgia

- Animation by DesktopHippie

"Marijuana not only should be legal, it should be manditory." - Bill Hicks

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Thursday, September 28, 2006 6:47 AM

MAXIMUSCHAPOLINIUS, welcome to the pub!

RIMG, huh! That explains it...thanks for finding that!

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Thursday, September 28, 2006 7:07 AM

"No power in the 'verse can stop me!"

*Magda is a bit drifty and dreamy after all that Bundy, Baileys and Vodka*

"night night all my wonderful, gorgeous peoples... I'm gonna just... oh - no! That's right!" *calls out to Kelkhil* "Hey Kel! I turned that lovely bed of mine into a pool table!" flourishes her wand (11" Holly with Unicorn hair core) "...and now I'm gonna make like a tree and... just go... I guess..."

*smiling serenely* "Anyone wanna keep me warm tonight?..." *sigh*

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Thursday, September 28, 2006 7:11 AM

Goodnight, sweet Magda! I would love to take you up on the offer, but I'll be in and out all day...*sigh* Soon, though.

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Thursday, September 28, 2006 9:15 AM

JONNYQUEST

"Did he just go crazy and fall asleep?"

Er, Tristan, that didn't sound quite right. But knowin' ye fer the gentle soul ye are, I'm sure it weren't your intent.

"Well, here I am."

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Thursday, September 28, 2006 9:19 AM

Quote:
Originally posted by Tristan:
Goodnight, sweet Magda! I would love to take you up on the offer, but I'll be in and out all day...*sigh*

Um do I have to point out the obvious here or....

Tristan!

Kelkhil

The Shirtless Forsaken

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Thursday, September 28, 2006 9:23 AM

*whistling*
What?!? I can't wish Magda a good night, and explain that I would not be able to keep her sleeping self comfortable as work is keeping me busier than normal?

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Thursday, September 28, 2006 9:33 AM

MAVOURNEEN

Ah, yes. The Old In and Out. I remember that.

"Have you ever been with a Warrior Woman?"

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Thursday, September 28, 2006 9:40 AM

(Walks in after satisfying lunch of left over Cable Car Delight)

Someone mind passing a pint, it sounds really good right now.

(Walks to juke box and hits it Fonzy style, playing Paint It Black by the Stones)

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Thursday, September 28, 2006 9:47 AM

Reporting for a Beer and a bag or pretzels...

Who is in? Maybe play some darts? Or Pool?

"Don't cry because it's over---smile because it happened!

BUFF

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Thursday, September 28, 2006 9:48 AM

*slides NVG and Max a pint*

Good ta see you two. take a load off and enjoy. Yup we got darts and pool. Just don't let ESPN in here. I can't let them televise darts again. But then again with this group maybe we should call America's Funniest Home Videos!

Kelkhil

The Shirtless Forsaken

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Thursday, September 28, 2006 9:48 AM

Thanks for the welcome...let's shake beers!

"Don't cry because it's over---smile because it happened!

BUFF

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Thursday, September 28, 2006 10:02 AM

PINT IN MOTION...GOING DOWN MY THROAT LIKE A CAR ON A HIGHWAY! Fast!

Today has been an interesting day:

I first came to the office, work for about 1 hour, then met with a rep at a bank to stop direct payment because we are selling our old home and there is no need for future direct withdrawals...a VERY nice person. Then I went to by the bank to close my account because they were just making me feel like

...Then I came back to the office to meet the screw up movers who messed up my move into my new house...they brough me back a cabinet that they couldn't fixed and they are going to give me a "credit" for all the mess, broken things they had during my move to the new house...

Then I met the carpet guy that came to measure the stairs for a runner...(Johnyquest, my dogs nails are damaging my wood...) then I went to Best Buy and bought Lost Season 2, X- Files season 5 and 6 and X Files The Movie...and then just there...Firefly...so close, so beautiful, so deliciously inviting...can not wait to give it to my friends as christmas gifts...I am buying 10 of them to give away...maybe even inviting them to join the club!!!

So that is my day...please pass another pint, a shot of tequila, a jello shot, a sex on the beach double and topped with a Jhonnie Walker with pineapple,a screwdriver and grasshopper with lemonade and a bag of pretzels...another one please...or potatoe chips will do...Oh and I forgot a Cubalibre double drink to make it all even.

Thanks bartender...charge it to my Alliance card...

"Don't cry because it's over---smile because it happened!

BUFF

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Thursday, September 28, 2006 10:03 AM

I could really go for some eight ball. Drunken bar rules though. It's been a couple a months since I shot.

(Sips pint)

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Thursday, September 28, 2006 10:12 AM

Hopefully Target still has their sale. $18.99 for Firefly. Might wanna check it out.

ADD: New drink with no name as I have not thought of one yet.

three shots Sailor Jerry Rum (Left to warm on stove while cooking dinner. Brings out caramel flavor)
two cups Pamagranate juice
two cups diet lemon lime soda

shake and serve over ten ice cubes. Gorram yummy (and stout)

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Thursday, September 28, 2006 10:45 AM

RMMC

Quote:
Originally posted by pdcharles:
Quote:
Originally posted by RMMC:

Hey, pd! How's unclehood going? You got pictures yet?

Great, This was installment number two in the unclehood. I do indeed... just no Digi's... and my gorram scanner don' work!

That sound a mite familiar to me. *points at self* I didn't end up with any digital piccys of my nephew until he was 10. And someday I'll get that gos se scanner to work right.

Quote:
Originally posted by pdcharles:
How be U me Pirate Wench? (i mean that in a most respectable way, for the threatened)

Other than having hurt my thumb by means of sheer stupidity on my part, I'm fine.

I accidently shut it in a sliding door. So, it's kinda dictating how long I can play. When it starts hurting more, I stop.

And how is yer fine self, me hearty?

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RMMC
"Those grenades?"
"Captain don't want 'em."
"Jayne, we're robbing the place, we're not occupying it."

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Thursday, September 28, 2006 11:19 AM

Let me help out that aching thumb of yours RMMC.

*Pours the biggest JD shot ever seen. Drags it in front of RMMC*

Here ya go lassy. Just pound this down and all your pain will go away.

Kelkhil

The Shirtless Forsaken

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Thursday, September 28, 2006 12:59 PM

STINKINGROSE

YOU'VE NEVER HAD A S'MORE?!!???!

Light the pyre!

The legend of the s'more:
It was invented on camping trips, probably by girlscouts, because that's usually everyone's introduction to them. Boyscouts don't seem to get as into it. Possibly because they get distracted by the flaming marshmallows. Incendiary cooking, you know.

Take a stick, poke a marshmallow on the skinny end.
Get out your graham crackers (one for top, one for bottom) and place a slab of chocolate on one of them. (Hershey's*TM is the traditonal candy, but you do not have to lower yourself to that depth if you are used to good chocolate. The point is that it should melt into an ooey gooey sludge)
Place marshmallow in/near fire.
There is the toasted to perfection school, and then there is the burnt bits school.
If you've never seen a marshmallow burning like a volcanic event it is worth a try.
Once the marshmallow is suitably gloopy (running back down the stick at you) you quickly and deftly place it between the two crackers and slide it off the stick. Burns are not uncommon, but most people learn quickly.
Give the chocolate a few seconds to melt and for the wodge to cool down.
Eeeaaaatt, eeeaaattt, EAT!!

You can reach an approximation using the microwave, but it's not the same. Watching the marshmallow get all big and puffy is something to be seen at least once in your life as well.

Thus ends the legend of the S'more.
Where'd I put that bag of Jet-Puffs?

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Thursday, September 28, 2006 1:08 PM

MMM. Good legend.

(Drinks large swallow of beer)
BUUUUURRRP.
Excuse me.

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Thursday, September 28, 2006 1:13 PM

LITTLEALBATROSS29

Kelkhil my most favorite bartender,

I'll have one extra large strawberry margarita please.
We have s'mores ? And A bed ? And a kitty ?
Can we get a library too ?

NV- Target is now selling FF for 39.99 - I kid you not.
Bryce
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I swallowed a bug.

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Thursday, September 28, 2006 2:00 PM

One Strawberry Margarita for one of me best customers!

'smores for everyone! And shots of course! Belly up to the bar boys and girls!

*Pours teq, jd and Vodka for Mags when she arives. (one for me as well cause its on woman!

)

Kelkhil

The Shirtless Forsaken

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Thursday, September 28, 2006 4:06 PM

LITTLEALBATROSS29

Thank you Kelkhil dear.

I'm very sleepy so I'm off to dremland early tonight.The margarita's a perfect end to a long day.
I feel like such an old person .It's only 10:00 here.Next I'l be wanting an early bird special.

HAae a good night ,see you for coffee in the morning.I'll bring bagels or maybe Dim-Sum.

Bryce
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I swallowed a bug.

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Thursday, September 28, 2006 5:40 PM

NICODEMUS

So while you lot are all off sleeping, or working, I guess it's down to me to look after the place. By look after, I mean drink all the booze, eat all the food and play songs on the jukebox at high enough volumes to make my ears bleed.

Time for some Dead Kennedys methinks.

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If you find yourself getting too worked up about stuff that isn't real (RP Threads etc), then go outside, breathe in some fresh air and try feeding the ducks. (Because ducks don't care about your politics, religion, skin colour, choice of music or even your haircut. They like everyone, provided you bring them food.)

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Thursday, September 28, 2006 7:08 PM