Kelkhil's Pub - temporarily hijacked while management is away. by Nicodemus

The coke bear doesn't pull under-handed stunts to get close to all the 'hot chicks', such as sinking an inflatable dinghy in order to be rescued, or invite all the guys to bring their girlfriend's around to his place form valentine's day with the tv showing the rugby behind the girls in order for the guys to watch the game whilst appearing to be caring.

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Friday, October 6, 2006 7:55 PM

VERSEEXPLORER

No, the Coke Polar Bears are sweet and cute, but they will do just about anything to get a Coke.

- work together

= - cross cold water

= - party with Penguins

I made a web site to introduce my friends to the 'Verse.
http://web.mac.com/arcadianlc

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Saturday, October 7, 2006 1:47 AM

*wipes the bar down and buffs the surface until he can see his reflection clearly enough to use it as a shaving mirror, should he desire to do so*

Waht's the matter? Is Fanty and Mingo's singing really that bad, that it scared everyone away?
It was either them, or I hire Niska to sing "My Way"

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Saturday, October 7, 2006 3:29 AM

coming in from much firey pyre dancing...ohhhh...double posty- drunken goodness!!!

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Saturday, October 7, 2006 3:32 AM

the bundy bear is much more devious, like the drop-bear conspiracy, right!??
we tell of the fearsome dropbear, until it becomes clear it is the bundy bear up to some mischief.

woohoooooo... kareoke...i am VERY drunk right now, (you have no idea how long it took for me to tytpe this msg)
i only particpate in kaeoke when drunk...notcuase i'm bad- i'm a classically trained singer (actully have soime talent in that regards) - but cause i CAN'T sing in fromt of people... trained as a CHORAL singer.. i'm mreant to blend in perfectly with other people.. so the solo singing, not so much.

i asm veryt DRUNKl, just had probably had about15 shots of bacardi, diluted with coke, in the last 2 hours or so....and i am a very tiny person...(barely wieghing in at 5 feet)

i am swaying at my computer.. and my extremeties are numb...YAAAAAAY!!!!
Signs of beimg very drunk...i told you we aussies take our alcohol consumption very seriously..

everybody DANCE!!!!!!!!!!

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Saturday, October 7, 2006 3:32 AM

I'm sure there's rules about serving intoxicated people. While I rummage through the rulebook to try and find them, help yourself to some of the drinks already lined up.

*Winces as the live entertainment is made up of Badger's thugs singing Rose Tattoo's "we Can't Be Beaten". A cappella no less*

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Saturday, October 7, 2006 3:39 AM

woohooo!!! already lined up drinks!!! you rock Nico!! (now if only i had that animation of the line of drinks and the smily sculling them...)

i will sing!! if some else provides the track.. not good at choosingy...and i will be better than thosr thugs...i've got a three octave range, you know! (thats impressive to people who konw music...)

rummage away thu that rulebook... i've got special forsaken priveledges, i have...

more DANCING!!!!!!

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Saturday, October 7, 2006 3:51 AM

Just as long as you don't try and demonstrate the entire range in a single line.

I wouldn't mind hearing some Grates or Spiderbait if you know any.

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Saturday, October 7, 2006 3:59 AM

*notes the time* Actually, it's time for some taped entertainment.

*Switches the tv to Jtv*

Not normally an electronica fan (beyond some industrial stuff like Ministry), but The Presets gig piques my interest enough since they have an actual drummer, rather than a drum machine.

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Saturday, October 7, 2006 5:50 AM

hehehehe..there are operas that would require me to do three octaves in one line, but they're not really...fun...(except the opera sequence from Fifth Element- one of the best mobvies EVER)

uuuuuuuummmmm.... not really into actual 'dance music' even though it is almost 2am...(What is Jtv, anyway??)- more of a 'anything but dance and country music' girl, myself-
but i am willing to dance along with ANYTHING!! woooooohoooooo!!!!!!

*dancin' around the pub with Nico, picking up random drinks as we pass the bar!!*
Oooooooh Yeeaaaah!!!

come on Magda..where are you!??? this dance floor's ROCKIN'!!

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Saturday, October 7, 2006 6:22 AM

MAGDALENA

"No power in the 'verse can stop me!"

Woooo hoooo!! Here I am Shiney Kitten! You are so right this spot it going off!!

Hey Nico - how'd the gig go? ...I said HOW"D THE GIG GO!? Did you grab me a shot? Ah huh... Oh yeah!! I'm dancin' with the Aussies!!

OOoooooh - Bundy!! Yes - random and yet Australian!

This pub is going off!

... and sorry to say - so am I...

... just think of this Magda-bot as me for the next few hours!!

She's none-too-talkative, but she can dance and drink and I won't have the hangover so - have fun y'all!!

'Night fellow-forsaken... and sundry others...

mwaaah - Magda x x x

EDIT: here's a little something for you too ShinyKitten! Enjoy the party... Go Go Magda-Bot!

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Saturday, October 7, 2006 6:30 AM

yaaaaaay!!!! Magda is here!!! get down on this dance floor with us, Magda (or Magda-bot)!! Wooohooooo!!!!! its the Aussie happy hour/s...
edit: yaay!! thanks for the animation Magda!! you totally rock!! now i have something to drink to!

i have the hiccups and they are HURTING my ribcage...damn alcohol...stupid body....help!!
i am in pain here!!

aaaaarrrrggggghhhh...
*collapses into a beanbag, convulsing with hiccups...*
ok, i need either more alocohol...or some water...

keep on partying people!!! there's a pyre out there thats not gonna dance around itself!!

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Saturday, October 7, 2006 9:09 AM

MAXIMUSCHAPOLINIUS

Hello fellow browncoats:

I am here for my daily fresh milk and possibly some cookies...(never liked chocolate chips, but I might have some...) Love oreos... Do you have any oreos? To go? Still have to unpack some more. We are giving Gichin's Mom the surprise tonight...She is going to be so happy!

and hugs for everyone!

"Don't cry because it's over---smile because it happened!

BUFF

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Saturday, October 7, 2006 3:58 PM

PENGUIN

A little something for the next thread...

King of the Mythical Land that is Iowa

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Saturday, October 7, 2006 7:53 PM

Ok, first up, JTV is Triple J's venture into tv, basically just a few hours each week they programme stuff on the ABC (normally before and after Rage).

I'm not one for dance music either, but it seemed like a good idea at the time. Right now I'm just listening to Triple J's "Impossible Music Festival" http://www.abc.net.au/triplej/livemusic/line_up.htm

*Bops around the room to Bon Scott singing "Can I sit next to you girl?", grinning like an idiot.*

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Sunday, October 8, 2006 2:55 AM

BUMP!

The pub is open for another day's drinking and making merry. Just try not to steal too many of the black market beagles.

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Sunday, October 8, 2006 3:01 AM

MAGDALENA

"No power in the 'verse can stop me!"

Yep! I am ready for a Baileys - no ice, just lots of Baileys - thank you Nico!!

..ah yes - that's the stuff!

Tis time for the Aussies to come out and play again isn't it...

Oooooh - Maxi... did we know before Gichin's mum!!?? We are so special!!

*kicks back into a hammock and sips her large glass of Bailey...*

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Sunday, October 8, 2006 3:05 AM

*Hands Maggie a 'foam-dome' that's been converted to use bottles of spirits, rather than beer cans*

This'll save you worrying about spilling your glass. Plus it'll allow for both hands to remain free to do other stuff.

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Sunday, October 8, 2006 2:43 PM

*Goes back to polishing the counter-top*

Just another quiet day, can't even convince the busker from Canton to come and sing for us.

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Sunday, October 8, 2006 3:51 PM

RMMC

Hi Nico!

May I have a Bailey's on the rocks?

*looks around*

Yeah it is a bit quiet, but then it's Sunday.

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Sunday, October 8, 2006 3:54 PM

PENGUIN

*drinks his sarsaparilla*

King of the Mythical Land that is Iowa

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Monday, October 9, 2006 3:27 AM

KELKHIL

Good morning all. Had a free minute this morning so I figured I would pop in and make some coffee.

*pours himself a cup of the good stuff*

So how was everyones weekend?

Kelkhil

The Shirtless Forsaken

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Monday, October 9, 2006 3:35 AM

My weekend is well and truly finished, as I have my usual monday night migrane. I think I did alright in my Knowledge of Philosophy and Ethics exam today, although it didn't help that I had the words to the chicken dance running through my mind at the time. *mutters about certain posts on the imponderables thread*

Anyway, I'm just in briefly to see what's new, then I'm off to bed.

Cya's tomorrow.

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Monday, October 9, 2006 4:06 AM

TRISTAN

*wanders into the pub and heads straight for the coffee*

Ah, the good stuff! Thank you!

*plops down in a comfy chair*

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Monday, October 9, 2006 4:28 AM

MAGDALENA

"No power in the 'verse can stop me!"

Quote:
Originally posted by Nicodemus:
*Hands Maggie a 'foam-dome' that's been converted to use bottles of spirits, rather than beer cans*

This'll save you worrying about spilling your glass. Plus it'll allow for both hands to remain free to do other stuff.

Hmmmmm... other stuff at the same time...eh? I might have to drink to that!

Thank you Nico - always thinking of my best interests... Want me to write a letter to Kelkhil to tell him what a terrific job you're doing? Might give you a pay rise?

Oh - Kelkhil, there you are!! Tis so good to see you - did I mention what a fine job Nico is doing while you're busy and all? You know that Aussie's are among the most sought after bar workers in the world... and with the increasingly Australian clientel in here he's a real asset... sorry? You're off? Oh - I hope it wasn't something I said...

Thanks to Desktophippie for my beautiful signature banner!

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Monday, October 9, 2006 4:37 AM

PHOENIXROSE

You think you know--what's to come, what you are. You haven't even begun.

That's gotta be the prettiest booze I've ever seen

Still staying off it though. Raspberry chocolate shake, please. I had a long night. Dark chocolate, chocolate and vanilla ice cream, and lots of raspberries. Oh, and that lovely raspberry syrup!

http://www.bigdamnthankyou.com - show Universal your gratitude!

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Monday, October 9, 2006 4:54 AM

Busy busy busy busy Ooh! Baileys! I'll take a glass please

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Monday, October 9, 2006 6:03 AM

MSG

ooh can I have some orange juice ( since I have a cold)
Morning and hugs to all

I choose to rise instead of fall- U2

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Monday, October 9, 2006 6:07 AM

KELKHIL

One OJ for MSG.

Hope you feel better soon. I hate colds!

Kelkhil

The Shirtless Forsaken

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Monday, October 9, 2006 6:07 AM

*hugs MSG back* Morning! Although it's 5pm here

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Monday, October 9, 2006 6:28 AM

Hey PR, what's with the sugar buzz? Have a hard day?

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Monday, October 9, 2006 6:40 AM

MRT

Ah, Nico - can you do a large chocolaty Mocha with an Irish whiskey in it?

Philosophical moment: Chocolate and Ice Cream are food for the soul and as such there is never a wrong time to eat them.

*wanders off to find more chocolate*

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Monday, October 9, 2006 8:08 AM

mmmmm... Irish mocha...

*looks around* Did it get very quiet here all of a sudden?

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Monday, October 9, 2006 12:23 PM

*Kicks himself awake and takes care of the back-log of ordered drinks, then gulps down half a dozen caffienated breathe mints to wake up fully (and to make his breath smell so minty fresh). Sets the kitchen up to cook omlettes, pancakes, toast and bagels, wonders who else is hungry.*

Good morning folks.

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Monday, October 9, 2006 12:26 PM

RMMC

Quote:
Originally posted by DesktopHippie:
mmmmm... Irish mocha...

*looks around* Did it get very quiet here all of a sudden?

*crickets chip*

Not that I noticed.

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Monday, October 9, 2006 2:06 PM

JONNYQUEST

"Did he just go crazy and fall asleep?"

Quote:
Originally posted by MrT:
Ah, Nico - can you do a large chocolaty Mocha with an Irish whiskey in it?

Philosophical moment: Chocolate and Ice Cream are food for the soul and as such there is never a wrong time to eat them.

*wanders off to find more chocolate*

Not havin' any idea what time it is anywhere in the world at any given moment makes me appreciate your philosophical moment, MrT, as well as your animated smiley. I have a real hard time with our unbelievably cosmopolitan site trying to figure which end is up. 'Course hanging upside down from a trapeze in the bar doesn't help. But at the end of a hard/long/weird day at the office (notice I didn't say "work"), aside from home there's no place I'd rather be than here.

Nico, is there anymore of that hidden stash of Stroh's Beer left?

If not, mebbe I'll have some ice cream...

(and just so' ya know, "Fire-brewed" comes straight from the forsakens' source; I offer TRS Exhibit A into evidence...)

Rum?? Mmmmmmm.

"Well, here I am."

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Monday, October 9, 2006 6:13 PM

heya all!

hmmm...PR's chocolate raspberry milkshake-y thing sounds pretty darn good, can i have one of those please??

i'm hoping a miracle will come along and alter reality so i don't have to do a stupid bloody database design assignment...nothing so far, but i'm hoping!

i like that kind of philosophy...we should have a small Cold Rock outlet in the pub...hmmm, icecream...

good luck with your exams Nico! i'm sure you'll do fine.

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Monday, October 9, 2006 6:45 PM

PHOENIXROSE

You think you know--what's to come, what you are. You haven't even begun.

Yep, DTH I had a long night and needed chocolate. And raspberries just sounded good. Still do, in fact.
*orders another shake to soothe her morning*
And one for shinykitten, too, of course!

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Monday, October 9, 2006 7:00 PM

yay! Thanks for the milkshake, PR!

oh, hey Magda...i finally figured out how to re-size stuff in photobucket! woohoo! so i've got a photo up in the latest photo thread. YAY!!

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Tuesday, October 10, 2006 1:46 AM

*Makes the milkshakes in a semi-flamboyant manner and slides them to the lovely ladies that ordered them. Looks over at the empty stage and sets up the sound system to play a bit of TISM*

Yob or The Parable Of Glenn McGrath's Haircut?

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Tuesday, October 10, 2006 1:56 AM

RIVERISMYGODDESS

Mornin' drinkers (and non drinkers with cool drinks like saspirilla and chocolately-raspberry shakes).

With my mind that is usually on making tasty alcohol drinks, I think that shake would be good with Chambord and Godiva liquors, if/when you need that extra kick in it.

Three Irish carbombs please, in a neat row if you can.

~Jimi
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Tuesday, October 10, 2006 2:12 AM

*Sets up the carbombs and pours a Chernobyl Meltdown for himself*

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Tuesday, October 10, 2006 2:15 AM

RIVERISMYGODDESS

* downs all three carbombs one after the other, then sits back for a second to let it all settle in.

Ok, a Drambue on the rocks should be just the thing to ease me into the rest of my day.

* lights his pipe as he stands casually at the bar, thankful of Nicodemus being there to keep the shiny drinks coming.

~Jimi
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Tuesday, October 10, 2006 2:26 AM

*Loses his eyebrows to the fireball as the igniton of the pipe re-ignites his drink*

Gorram it, shoulda known better than to pour me one of these in public, or at least, without going to the non-smoking area.

*Gets RIMG his drink, then ducks out to the washroom to replace his singed shirt. On the way back, bashes the jukebox to get it off an endless repeat of Fanty and Mingo's duet of "He ain't heavy..." *

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Tuesday, October 10, 2006 3:10 AM

JONNYQUEST

"Did he just go crazy and fall asleep?"

I find myself full of questions this morning. (Guess I need a large mug of the Good Stuff.)
*swings self up to the trapeze bar and settles in for some hang-time...*
I appear to have been away from the bar scene for so long I have no insight to many of the drinks mentioned here. (Only the other day I learned of the Buttered Cowboy Nipple. Seems like a drink you can only order among close friends who understand you...)
So what besides politically lethal is an Irish Carbomb? And what is a Chernobyl Meltdown besides environmentally lethal?
(Hidden video capture of Nico's flaming drink incident)

How did the exams go, Nico? Great I hope. Or are you here to drown your sorrows, in which case I'm sorry I brought it up?
And, um, RIMG...what's in the pipe?

"Well, here I am."

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Tuesday, October 10, 2006 3:19 AM

RIVERISMYGODDESS

Jonny - love the video clip.

Irish Carbomb: Half a pint of Guinness, plus a shot glass that is half Bailey's and half Irish whiskey (I like Jameson's, personally). Drop the shot into the half pint of Guinness and chug immediately. Kinda tastes like chocloate milk.

The pipe is filled with my favorite organic substance, my feelings on which are expressed by the late Bill Hicks in my signature.

Not meaning to offend anyone's alcoholic prowess, but Buttery Nipples are pretty much one of the weakest shots out there, the alcohol cannot be tasted at all. Bailey's = 35% alcohol and Buttershots = 15%, so the shot is really only 25%. Still, they do taste good to most people, and at the parties I usually attend, they are good panty-droppers.

~Jimi
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