Kelkhil's Pub - Now with fewer Fanty & Mingo duets.

Tuesday, October 10, 2006 1:58 PM

NICODEMUS

Figured it was time to start a new thread. So drink up, enjoy yourselves. Edit: thanks to penguin for the updated pic. ************** (Thx to Desktop Hippie for the banner) If you find yourself getting too worked up about stuff that isn't real (RP Threads etc), then go outside, breathe in some fresh air and try feeding the ducks. (Because ducks don't care about your politics, religion, skin colour, choice of music or even your haircut. They like everyone, provided you bring them food.)

Tuesday, October 10, 2006 2:11 PM

NVGHOSTRIDER

Sweet new thread. Goin' home. Will bring snacks tomorrow. 'Night

Tuesday, October 10, 2006 4:14 PM

RMMC

Thanks, Nico! May I have a Baileys, please? Yum. Banner courtsey of Aim2Misbehave (Thank you!!) ******** RMMC "Those grenades?" "Captain don't want 'em." "Jayne, we're robbing the place, we're not occupying it."

Tuesday, October 10, 2006 4:34 PM

NICODEMUS

Certainly. A new shipload of the stuff just arrived this morning, so there's plenty to go around. ************** (Thx to Desktop Hippie for the banner) If you find yourself getting too worked up about stuff that isn't real (RP Threads etc), then go outside, breathe in some fresh air and try feeding the ducks. (Because ducks don't care about your politics, religion, skin colour, choice of music or even your haircut. They like everyone, provided you bring them food.)

Tuesday, October 10, 2006 4:53 PM

STINKINGROSE

I'll take the 20yr old tawny port I see gathering dust up there, please. No,no.. just pass the bottle and a glass. I'll share if anyone else looks interested. Really. This thread came just in time. Long weekend. Long day. Longer one tomorrow. Fanfic in progress. Maybe I should switch to single malt...

Wednesday, October 11, 2006 12:17 AM

RIVERISMYGODDESS

Wednesday, October 11, 2006 12:26 AM

NICODEMUS

Port you say? I think we have a few casks of some expensive stuff that couldn't be fenced off on the core planets, as the owner's mark was too obvious. *Ducks out of sight and after much miscellaneous noises, re-emerges with two small, finely crafted oak casks of port and pours a few small glasses for people to try.* ************** (Thx to Desktop Hippie for the banner) If you find yourself getting too worked up about stuff that isn't real (RP Threads etc), then go outside, breathe in some fresh air and try feeding the ducks. (Because ducks don't care about your politics, religion, skin colour, choice of music or even your haircut. They like everyone, provided you bring them food.)

Wednesday, October 11, 2006 12:26 AM

MAGDALENA "No power in the 'verse can stop me!"

Good evening all! I think I will start with vodka this evening thank you Nico! Tis so good of you to serve us while Sth Australia is ready to burst into flames at a moments notice! ..so this is what I am drinking at home at the moment... t'was on special... what do you do?

Wednesday, October 11, 2006 12:42 AM

NICODEMUS

I'm not that big a fan of the Black Ice, as the flavour's addled a bit by the addition of white wine in it. Whaddya mean 'ready to'? It already has burst into flames. (see the imponderables thread for an anecdote/grumble). ************** (Thx to Desktop Hippie for the banner) If you find yourself getting too worked up about stuff that isn't real (RP Threads etc), then go outside, breathe in some fresh air and try feeding the ducks. (Because ducks don't care about your politics, religion, skin colour, choice of music or even your haircut. They like everyone, provided you bring them food.)

Wednesday, October 11, 2006 12:49 AM

RIVERISMYGODDESS

Is that actual vodka or is it a malt beverage like it is in the states? ~Jimi jimi dot spettel at gmail dot com Self-Proclaimed Grand Vizier of Georgia - Animation by DesktopHippie "Marijuana not only should be legal, it should be manditory." - Bill Hicks

Wednesday, October 11, 2006 12:59 AM

NICODEMUS

It's vodka, watered down with a bit of white wine, and lemonade. ************** (Thx to Desktop Hippie for the banner) If you find yourself getting too worked up about stuff that isn't real (RP Threads etc), then go outside, breathe in some fresh air and try feeding the ducks. (Because ducks don't care about your politics, religion, skin colour, choice of music or even your haircut. They like everyone, provided you bring them food.)

Wednesday, October 11, 2006 2:56 AM

KELKHIL

Wednesday, October 11, 2006 3:03 AM

NICODEMUS

G'day boss. It gives it a slightly different taste to the normal vodka and lemonade or vodka and soda drinks out there. Crisper, I guess. Am I expected to hand back the keys now, or do i get to keep running this place a while longer? ************** (Thx to Desktop Hippie for the banner) If you find yourself getting too worked up about stuff that isn't real (RP Threads etc), then go outside, breathe in some fresh air and try feeding the ducks. (Because ducks don't care about your politics, religion, skin colour, choice of music or even your haircut. They like everyone, provided you bring them food.)

Wednesday, October 11, 2006 3:04 AM

RIVERISMYGODDESS

Sounds just about as nasty as the 5% malt beverage they sell in the US. Can't stand the stuff anymore. ~Jimi jimi dot spettel at gmail dot com Self-Proclaimed Grand Vizier of Georgia - Animation by DesktopHippie "Marijuana not only should be legal, it should be manditory." - Bill Hicks

Wednesday, October 11, 2006 3:25 AM

KELKHIL

Nico - Two bartenders are better than one Help out as much as you like. Still not sure how much I can be on from work. I gotta start going online at home. But being online all day here kinda kills it for me. Although I should take advantage of the free 5 meg service they give me at home. *opens up a box of doughnuts and scones. Mmm scones! Kelkhil The Shirtless Forsaken

Wednesday, October 11, 2006 3:47 AM

SPACEANJL

Wednesday, October 11, 2006 4:12 AM

LITTLEALBATROSS29

Wednesday, October 11, 2006 4:14 AM

NICODEMUS

Yes and yes. We have plenty of jam, so your favorite type should be available for you to consume. *slides over the drink* ************** (Thx to Desktop Hippie for the banner) If you find yourself getting too worked up about stuff that isn't real (RP Threads etc), then go outside, breathe in some fresh air and try feeding the ducks. (Because ducks don't care about your politics, religion, skin colour, choice of music or even your haircut. They like everyone, provided you bring them food.)

Wednesday, October 11, 2006 4:25 AM

RIVERISMYGODDESS

* dips a scone in schnozberry jam. How about a pint of Blue Moon with an orange wedge to start off my drinking today ? ~Jimi jimi dot spettel at gmail dot com Self-Proclaimed Grand Vizier of Georgia - Animation by DesktopHippie "Marijuana not only should be legal, it should be manditory." - Bill Hicks

Wednesday, October 11, 2006 4:38 AM

LITTLEALBATROSS29

Wednesday, October 11, 2006 4:40 AM

RIVERISMYGODDESS

mornin little albatross. EDIT: RAWR! I forgot that .png files don't work here. You can still click it to see the image though... I hope all is well in your corner of the world. It is almost lunchtime here. ~Jimi jimi dot spettel at gmail dot com Self-Proclaimed Grand Vizier of Georgia - Animation by DesktopHippie "Marijuana not only should be legal, it should be manditory." - Bill Hicks

Wednesday, October 11, 2006 4:45 AM

LITTLEALBATROSS29

Wednesday, October 11, 2006 5:14 AM

KELKHIL

Good morning LA29. Its rainy and cold here in Michigan too I hate winter and it seems to be charging towards us this week. they said that the Upper Pennisula was supposed to get snow last night. I haven't checked but I am sure they did cuz its suppose to snow here tonight. Well enjoy the cider and "see' you around Kelkhil The Shirtless Forsaken

Wednesday, October 11, 2006 5:59 AM

MSG

Kelkhil and LA, y'all make me think of Winnie the Pooh during the rainstorm when he asks his mirror " Is it raining in there, because it's raining in here too." I could use a scone to sop up the caffine now swimming through my bloodstream as I've had entirely too much coffee. I choose to rise instead of fall- U2

Wednesday, October 11, 2006 6:07 AM

DESKTOPHIPPIE

Well, we had a massive rainstorm in Ireland last night - I was surprised the roads weren't flooded afterwards - but it's dry and fairly warmish now. So I'll have ice in my vodka and coke thanks Feeling a little under the weather today More graphics available at www.desktophippie.com - yes, I've moved!

Wednesday, October 11, 2006 6:18 AM

MSG

Oh no the Tristan virus has you in it's clutches DTH...HUGS ( or maybe you have mine...drat it all these close quarters are a germ paradise) I choose to rise instead of fall- U2

Wednesday, October 11, 2006 6:30 AM

TRISTAN

Hey, now, you can't blame all the sickness on me! *eyeballs the chandelier* What? Oh, no...not thinking of swinging on it...KelKhil said that was a no-no. *wanders over to the bar and takes a seat* I know I'm a bit late, but I'm here! *enjoys a nice tall mug of the Good Stuff* ______________________________________

Wednesday, October 11, 2006 6:37 AM

DESKTOPHIPPIE

Nah, I don't have a virus. I'm just tired and cranky and a bit moody. Generally feeling blue! It'll clear up, it always does. More graphics available at www.desktophippie.com - yes, I've moved!

Wednesday, October 11, 2006 6:50 AM

KELKHIL

DTH - Cheer up Lassy! If it would help, Tristan thinks he can swing from my Chandellear. It will probably be pulled from the ceiling and Tristan will land flat on his . Could be good fun If not here *hands DTH a warm Vernors with a candy cane in it* This always works for me. Kelkhil The Shirtless Forsaken

Wednesday, October 11, 2006 6:53 AM

MSG

So I am assuming you're breaking out the chocolate and good books:) I choose to rise instead of fall- U2

Wednesday, October 11, 2006 6:59 AM

DESKTOPHIPPIE

*sips the Vernors appreciatively* Mmm! *eyes the chandellear* Any chance we could persuade Tristan to swing from it while wearing a kilt? Cuz that would really cheer me up! More graphics available at www.desktophippie.com - yes, I've moved!

Wednesday, October 11, 2006 7:02 AM

KELKHIL

Well I don't have a Kilt here. But I do have this French Maids Outfit that Nico seems to have left. I am a little worried about that. Kelkhil The Shirtless Forsaken

Wednesday, October 11, 2006 7:18 AM

RIVERISMYGODDESS

Well, he just wanted to do well in your absence, and uh, um, let's just say it was an interesting night. * sits at the bar by Tristan and sips his huge mug of cold beer, looking back and forth between tristan and the chandelier, taking note of any escape routes in case the inevitable happens. ~Jimi jimi dot spettel at gmail dot com Self-Proclaimed Grand Vizier of Georgia - Animation by DesktopHippie "Marijuana not only should be legal, it should be manditory." - Bill Hicks

Wednesday, October 11, 2006 8:40 AM

KELKHIL

Wednesday, October 11, 2006 9:01 AM

MSG

OK I just got a flash of Fanty and Mingo swaying softly while singing "I've got you babe" and choked on my water...thanks a lot:) I choose to rise instead of fall- U2

Wednesday, October 11, 2006 10:19 AM

RMMC

Hi Kelkhil! Welcome back. May I have a bit of the Vernors from the oak barrel we found in the back, warmed up with a wee bit o' rum in it? *tries best to look hopeful and innocent at the same time* Banner courtsey of Aim2Misbehave (Thank you!!) ******** RMMC "Those grenades?" "Captain don't want 'em." "Jayne, we're robbing the place, we're not occupying it."

Wednesday, October 11, 2006 11:07 AM

NVGHOSTRIDER

Sounds real good. Might I have a sip?

Wednesday, October 11, 2006 11:33 AM

TRISTAN

Swinging from the chandelier wearing a kilt...hmm...I believe I may have done that at some point in my past... ______________________________________

Wednesday, October 11, 2006 11:50 AM

KELKHIL

RMMC - One Vernors - Warm and Rum coming right up! Tristan - Why am I not surprised NVG - No need for a sip. You can have a whole glass to yourself! *Gets a Strawberry Margarita ready for LA29, A Bailey's and coffee for when Mags wakes up and a shot of Vodka just in case* Almost quitting time here! Hoody-hoo! Kelkhil The Shirtless Forsaken

Wednesday, October 11, 2006 12:13 PM

LITTLEALBATROSS29

Wednesday, October 11, 2006 12:34 PM

RMMC

Yum! Thanks, Kelkhil! *sits back in a comphy chair enjoying the view of Tristan swinging from the chandelier* My, this evening's looking up! Banner courtsey of Aim2Misbehave (Thank you!!) ******** RMMC "Those grenades?" "Captain don't want 'em." "Jayne, we're robbing the place, we're not occupying it."

Wednesday, October 11, 2006 12:39 PM

STINKINGROSE

Wednesday, October 11, 2006 12:41 PM

STINKINGROSE

Wednesday, October 11, 2006 12:44 PM

NICODEMUS

Fine, so my "Crimelords of the 'verse" entertainment ideas didn't work. At the time it seemed like hiring them to sing or do stand-up comedy might work, but they all complained about not getting enough in their rider. ************** (Thx to Desktop Hippie for the banner) If you find yourself getting too worked up about stuff that isn't real (RP Threads etc), then go outside, breathe in some fresh air and try feeding the ducks. (Because ducks don't care about your politics, religion, skin colour, choice of music or even your haircut. They like everyone, provided you bring them food.)

Wednesday, October 11, 2006 1:37 PM

DANCINGNEKO

*Wanders in, waves to everyone, and ears perk up at hearing the words "Port" and "single malt"* Oooohhh.....Those sound yummy. Nico or Kelkhil, is there any 30-year whisky with a diet coke back? Just a shot is fine, since I intend to savor every little bit of it. Oh, and can I have a half-dozen Austrailan Cowboys, a glass of the port that stinkingrose ordered, a coffeebean, and in about two hours, can I have a Harps? Thanks. Don't know if anyone's interested, but I brought some poke (po' kay), iso peanuts, and other assorted snacks to go with the drinks. *leaves a good-sized spread with wasabi peanuts, iso peanuts, wasabi pumpkin seeds, various pokes, some pipi kaula, etc. on a table with some plates, napkins, forks, chopsticks and a sign that says "Help yourself"* *wanders off with the load of drinks and snacks to a inconspicuous corner in the back to sit and watch the possible swordfights, swinging from chandeliers, costumes, and everything else.* Stinkingrose: Sorry to hear that things are getting long. Fingers are crossed for you that it ends up being shorter than you think.

Wednesday, October 11, 2006 2:24 PM

STINKINGROSE

DancingNeko Thanks for the hope it's shorter. Just sort of the way the week's working out. Patients all seem to have problems. Today was no exception. I had to counsel a 14 year old that turned out to be well over 20 weeks pregnant. Poor little thing. Blows me out of the water every time. Don't get me started. Were it not for HIPPA oh the stories I could tell, and I've only been doing this a bit over a year and a half now. Okay, I'm ready for some online alcohol of great strength and tastiness. Surprise me! I'm drinking tea at my keyboard. Going to pop upstairs and tuck the boy in for the night. I dread the thought of the beginning of his reproductive years. One of our Nurse Practitioners states she is SO glad she doesn't have a girl.

Wednesday, October 11, 2006 3:23 PM

PENGUIN

King of the Mythical Land that is Iowa

Wednesday, October 11, 2006 5:46 PM

STINKINGROSE

Thursday, October 12, 2006 12:43 AM

RIVERISMYGODDESS

Mornin' drinkers. Kelkhil, I believe he was playing both parts, changing his voice and turning to face the other direction when he switched personas. Very interesting to see though. If anyone is making drinks, I'll have a whiskey sour, Jack Daniels please, and if'n they're not, I'll just make it my damn self. * munches on a few wasabi peanuts from the night before as he leans on the bar StinkingRose, you make a good point. I have always wanted to try a Pan Galactic Gargle Blaster myownself. I suppose I will and I'll use the whiskey sour as a chaser, if it is needed. hehehe: Here's what the Encyclopedia Galactica has to say about alcohol. It says that alcohol is a colourless volatile liquid formed by the fermentation of sugars and also notes its intoxicating effect on certain carbon-based life forms. The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy also mentions alcohol. *It says that the best drink in existence is the Pan Galactic Gargle Blaster. It says that the effect of a Pan Galactic Gargle Blaster is like having your brains smashed out by a slice of lemon wrapped round a large gold brick*. The Guide also tells you on which planets the best Pan Galactic Gargle Blasters are mixed, how much you can expect to pay for one and what voluntary organizations exist to help you rehabilitate afterwards. The Guide even tells you how you can mix one yourself. The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy sells rather better than the Encyclopedia Galactica. ~Jimi jimi dot spettel at gmail dot com Self-Proclaimed Grand Vizier of Georgia - Animation by DesktopHippie "Marijuana not only should be legal, it should be manditory." - Bill Hicks

Thursday, October 12, 2006 12:53 AM

PHOENIXROSE You think you know--what's to come, what you are. You haven't even begun.

Were I a drinker, I would join you in a Gargle Blaster. But I'm not. *pours a berry smoothie and licks her lips* Ahh, that's the stuff! http://www.bigdamnthankyou.com - show Universal your gratitude! We are shaped by our thoughts; we become what we think. When the mind is pure, joy follows like a shadow in sunlight. - Gautama Siddharta