Kelkhil's Pub - Hello! I need a Drink! Is anybody Home? by JonnyQuest

*Saunters in and takes a seat at the bar, glad to be back on this side of it.*

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(Thx to Desktop Hippie for the banner)
If you find yourself getting too worked up about stuff that isn't real (RP Threads etc), then go outside, breathe in some fresh air and try feeding the ducks. (Because ducks don't care about your politics, religion, skin colour, choice of music or even your haircut. They like everyone, provided you bring them food.)

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Monday, October 16, 2006 9:09 PM

SHINYKITTEN

hello all!! what are we drinking?? whatever it is, i'll have two! thanks...

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I'm a Librarian...don't make me shush your ass!!

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Monday, October 16, 2006 9:28 PM

BERNARDBROWNCOAT

whatever we're drinking, just leave the bottle

Simon: Captain, why did you come back for us?
Mal: You're on my crew.
Simon: Yeah, but you don't even like me. Why'd you come back?
Mal: You're on my crew... Why we still talking about this?

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Monday, October 16, 2006 9:38 PM

VERSEEXPLORER

Hi, ShinyKitten, it seems like it's been a slow day at the Pub. I think I'll have a hot chocolate with raspberry liqueur like RMMC. Sounds yummy. Did Nico fall asleep in the corner?

I made a web site to introduce my friends to the 'Verse.
http://web.mac.com/arcadianlc

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Monday, October 16, 2006 9:47 PM

SHINYKITTEN

heya verseexplorer and BB! how ya doin'??
-i've no idea where Nico went...is he not at the bar? did something eat him?, wait, was it me??

yep, the Pub definately has that deserted feeling...*cue the tumbleweed to start rolling across the room, crickets chirping in the background*
ummm...maybe we should put on some music to draw people in? BB, put on some of that mighty mighty bosstones(?) that you have so much of.

just keep those drinks coming! we can be a crowd of...like...four...

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I'm a Librarian...don't make me shush your ass!!

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Monday, October 16, 2006 9:53 PM

Uh, has someone been eating me without permission? I think certain people may have a problem with that.

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Monday, October 16, 2006 10:20 PM

VERSEEXPLORER

Nico, glad to know you're still around. I was afraid you'd been attacked by dingos.

I made a web site to introduce my friends to the 'Verse.
http://web.mac.com/arcadianlc

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Monday, October 16, 2006 10:24 PM

BERNARDBROWNCOAT

*attacks pub juke-box with a large bag of change, puts a mountain of coins in*

now lets see...
mighty mighty bosstones drinking songs for shinykitten, and some seether too.

some old school metallica, go the hair! MASTER!!!

some guns n' roses...its a tradition.

uh, i could be here all night (or day depending on time zones... oh like i'd not but this on

*Rocky Horror, Time Warp*

when its on, there will be dancing, PEOPLE THERE WILL BE DANCING!!!
dancing there will be. remember, it's just a jump to the left

ok, who whats it, after my songs, of course!

Simon: Captain, why did you come back for us?
Mal: You're on my crew.
Simon: Yeah, but you don't even like me. Why'd you come back?
Mal: You're on my crew... Why we still talking about this?

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Monday, October 16, 2006 10:28 PM

PHOENIXROSE

You think you know--what's to come, what you are. You haven't even begun.

*sings along loudly*

It's just a jump to the left
and then a step to the riiiiiiiiiight...
Put your hands on your hips
and bend your knees in tiiiiiiiiight
but it's the pelvic thrust
that really drives you insaaaaaaaaaane
Let's do the time warp again!

*looks around*

Now y'all know why I don't need to get drunk.

http://www.bigdamnthankyou.com - show 'Versal your gratitude!

A good friend who points out mistakes and imperfections and rebukes evil is to be respected as if he reveals a secret of hidden treasure. - Gautama Siddharta

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Monday, October 16, 2006 10:34 PM

BERNARDBROWNCOAT

Well i remember doing the Time Warp
Drinking those moments when
The blackness would hit me and the void would be calling
Let's do the time warp again...

dance dance dance!! everybody grab a partner or two, wait its rocky horror...grap three!

You're spaced out on sensation, like you're under sedation
Let's do the Time Warp again!!!

Simon: Captain, why did you come back for us?
Mal: You're on my crew.
Simon: Yeah, but you don't even like me. Why'd you come back?
Mal: You're on my crew... Why we still talking about this?

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Monday, October 16, 2006 11:21 PM

*Joins in the song and dance*

And in just seven days, I can make you a man.

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Tuesday, October 17, 2006 12:24 AM

RIVERISMYGODDESS

ah, Time Warp. You're gonna have to get me good and sauced for that one.

Let's start with another black russian, vanilla vodka and a taste of amaretto.

* watches people dance around as he waits for and then sips on his drink.

~Jimi
jimi dot spettel at gmail dot com
Self-Proclaimed Grand Vizier of Georgia

- Animation by DesktopHippie

"Marijuana not only should be legal, it should be manditory." - Bill Hicks

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Tuesday, October 17, 2006 12:37 AM

*Vaults the bar to serve RIMG his drink and gets one for himself*

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Tuesday, October 17, 2006 12:43 AM

RIVERISMYGODDESS

cheers man.

Is it bad that it is only Tuesday and I already want the week to be over ???

~Jimi
jimi dot spettel at gmail dot com
Self-Proclaimed Grand Vizier of Georgia

- Animation by DesktopHippie

"Marijuana not only should be legal, it should be manditory." - Bill Hicks

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Tuesday, October 17, 2006 2:38 AM

JONNYQUEST

"Did he just go crazy and fall asleep?"

Just like me, isn't it? I open the bar and then leave. Now I come back and there's rice, Scott's toilet paper, confetti and toast all over the place! Dammit, Janet!

"Well, here I am."

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Tuesday, October 17, 2006 2:46 AM

MAVOURNEEN

*sips her morning coffee with newspaper in a bridge over her head*

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Tuesday, October 17, 2006 3:10 AM

MAGDALENA

"No power in the 'verse can stop me!"

Ooooh - The Aussie's are in the house!! Hi ShinyKitten, Nico, BrowncoatBernard... do you mind if I just call you BB?

I'll start with a line of CS Cowboys my sweet! Tis so good of you to open up for us JohnnyQuest!

so now I'm glad I wore the fishnets and suspenders... and someone said I was overdressed for Kelkhils...

"Touch-atouch-a-touch-a-touch me...."

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Tuesday, October 17, 2006 3:51 AM

Good morning all!

*makes a pot of the good stuff*

I was begining to wonder if I was going out of business with the lack of hits this past week.

Glad to see business pick up again!

*lays out a tray of scones and custard filled long johns*

Kelkhil

The Shirtless Forsaken

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Tuesday, October 17, 2006 4:39 AM

RIVERISMYGODDESS

* does a few 'cowboys' with Magdalena, then begins taking copious swallows of his double black russian.

~Jimi
jimi dot spettel at gmail dot com
Self-Proclaimed Grand Vizier of Georgia

- Animation by DesktopHippie

"Marijuana not only should be legal, it should be manditory." - Bill Hicks

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Tuesday, October 17, 2006 4:44 AM

PHOENIXROSE

You think you know--what's to come, what you are. You haven't even begun.

Well, a Rocky theme will certainly bring in the customers!

*starts chanting some of her favorite callback lines*

I won't tell you which ones because basically none of them are... at all clean

http://www.bigdamnthankyou.com - show 'Versal your gratitude!

A good friend who points out mistakes and imperfections and rebukes evil is to be respected as if he reveals a secret of hidden treasure. - Gautama Siddharta

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Tuesday, October 17, 2006 4:52 AM

*hears rocky theme*

must... enter... bar!

Hey all! I really, really miss this site. I've had no time to spend here recently

All work and no play

Okay, gimme a vodka and orange before I have to run away again!

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Tuesday, October 17, 2006 5:00 AM

*the cage elevator slowly lowers from the ceiling. inside can be seen the back of a figure wearing a long cloak and stilleto-heeled boots. one foot raises and stomps in a slow tempo...step, kick, step, kick...as the elevator reaches the ground level, and the cage door bangs open*

How do you do?
I see you've met my faithful handyman!
He's just a little brought down, because
When you knocked,
He thought you were the candy man!

Don't get strung out,
By the way I look!
Don't judge a book by it's co-oo-ver!

*pause*

Sorry, thought we were still doing Rocky Horror.

*quickly ducks into the bathroom and comes back out wearing his Browncoat. walks up to the bar*

The Good Stuff! I have missed this!

*helps himself to a large, steaming cup*

Rocky Horror brought back memories. I played Frankenfurter at my college one Halloween. Much fun!

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Tuesday, October 17, 2006 5:04 AM

PHOENIXROSE

You think you know--what's to come, what you are. You haven't even begun.

*has to continue where Tristan left off because she's compulsive like that*

I'm not... much of a man
by the light of day
but by night I'm one hell of a lo-o-over!

I'm just a sweet transvestite
from trans-sexual
Transylvania!

http://www.bigdamnthankyou.com - show 'Versal your gratitude!

A good friend who points out mistakes and imperfections and rebukes evil is to be respected as if he reveals a secret of hidden treasure. - Gautama Siddharta

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Tuesday, October 17, 2006 5:11 AM

Lol PR I was totally thinking of all the nasty lines and trying to figure out a way to say them without offending...guess I'll skip it
At this point I shall take the advice of a wise master teacher. Who, when queried about how to survive in teaching kindergarter ( I had to go for student teaching) said..buy the biggest bottle of whiskey you can find...repeat as often as needed
So despite the early hour ( 9am) and all...whiskey please..Really kidding and all,but some days it feels like I've already downed the whiskey before the day gets started..

and you must all check this out
< http://i.euniverse.com/funpages/cms_content/2529/4candles.swf>
I choose to rise instead of fall- U2

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Tuesday, October 17, 2006 6:18 AM

REDLAVA

Quote:
Originally posted by RiverIsMyGoddess:
cheers man.

Is it bad that it is only Tuesday and I already want the week to be over ???

No that just makes you normal.
HSIOT (Holy s*** it's only Tuesday.)

I'll take a Guinness please. Brilliant!!!

Everybody always has the advantage over us, but that's what makes us special...and Browncoats.

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Tuesday, October 17, 2006 6:27 AM

*sings* Toucha toucha toucha tooooouch me!
Oh I want to be di-i-irty!

*loves Rocky Horror Show*

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Tuesday, October 17, 2006 6:53 AM

SMARTBUTDUMBBLONDE

*slids onto bar stool*
Hey guys...
This looks fun, not been here before. I'll just sit and watch for now, but with I little persuasion, I may get up and dance later.

I'll take a j20 please... need some fruity goodness.

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Eight out of ten voices in my head prefer Whiskers.
98% of teens have smoked pot, if you are one of the 2% that haven't, copy this into your signature

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Tuesday, October 17, 2006 7:01 AM

Well, hey there little lady. No problem, have your drink right up.

Enjoy the entertainment. They tend to get a little rowdy now and then but if'n you just spray them with this spray bottle they tend to settle right down.

*Shows SBDB where to find the spray bottle*

Kelkhil

The Shirtless Forsaken

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Tuesday, October 17, 2006 7:05 AM

Ohh a double posty!

*does the double posty dance*

Kelkhil

The Shirtless Forsaken

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Tuesday, October 17, 2006 7:11 AM

MSG, that candle thing was neat. Thanks for sharing that!

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Tuesday, October 17, 2006 7:32 AM

SMARTBUTDUMBBLONDE

thank you!
spray.. what does that remind me of? Coyote Ugly! that's it.

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Eight out of ten voices in my head prefer Whiskers.
98% of teens have smoked pot, if you are one of the 2% that haven't, copy this into your signature

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Tuesday, October 17, 2006 9:13 AM

JONNYQUEST

"Did he just go crazy and fall asleep?"

DH, I all a-flubber. Fishnets? Suspenders? Kelkhil's? "Toucha..." Whoo. I need to sit down.

Kelkhil, I hope it's alright, what I done...but it just wasn't the same out here without the pub hoppin'.

SBDB, what took ya so long?

"Well, here I am."

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Tuesday, October 17, 2006 9:53 AM

WHIMSICALNBRAINPAN

Afternoon Browncoats! Oooo the Rocky Horror Picture Show! *remembers throwing burnt toast fondly* I'll have a nice cold pale ale please.

"Well, my days of not taking you seriously are certainly coming to a middle." http://whimsicalnbrainpan.blogspot.com/

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Tuesday, October 17, 2006 9:56 AM

*sits on Jonny's lap*

*sings* Then if anything grows
While you pose
I'll oil you up and rub you dowwwwn!
And that's just one small fraction
Of the main attraction
You need a helping hand
Oh, and I need action!

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Tuesday, October 17, 2006 10:13 AM

JONNYQUEST

"Did he just go crazy and fall asleep?"

*slaps himself in the face repeatedly, alternating cheeks, until they glow in the dark (swears he heard that somewhere before)*

"Married, married, married, married..."

"Well, here I am."

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Tuesday, October 17, 2006 10:13 AM

OK ...need a nice cup of tea...milky sweet tea...or perhaps a tranquilizer

I choose to rise instead of fall- U2

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Tuesday, October 17, 2006 10:16 AM

For you or the kids, msg?

Jonny, why not get Mrs. Quest to join in? After all, the Rocky Horror Show is all about inclusion

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Tuesday, October 17, 2006 10:38 AM

One Pale Ale for Whims and a Tea with a Tranqulizer for MSG

Belly up to the bar Boys and Girls! Everyone needs a drink!

A toast to MSG: For not giving up on her students and actually caring about them! Teachers like that are few and far between!

Kelkhil

The Shirtless Forsaken

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Tuesday, October 17, 2006 10:58 AM

WHIMSICALNBRAINPAN

Quote:
A toast to MSG: For not giving up on her students and actually caring about them! Teachers like that are few and far between!

Indeed! To MSG!

You are a BDH for making such a huge difference in those kids' lives.

"Well, my days of not taking you seriously are certainly coming to a middle." http://whimsicalnbrainpan.blogspot.com/

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Tuesday, October 17, 2006 11:00 AM

*raises his hand*

Um, I'm not married. I would be more than happy to take JQ's place...you know, save him from temptation and all.

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Tuesday, October 17, 2006 11:04 AM

*sits on Tristan's lap*

*sings* Toucha toucha toucha toooouccchh me!

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Tuesday, October 17, 2006 11:05 AM

aaaaaaaw y'all are so sweet. It's not really hero stuff. More a great job I love doing. My kids are pretty impressive though. After all the hell they've been through and the general horribleness of their lives, they still find the will to get up and go to school every day:) Such good kids they are. ooooh and my little monkeys learned 10 new words today. It was vocabulary day:)

Definitely need the tea though...voice is going since I've been talking all day with this sore throat. I'm just waiting until I lose my voice and they begin mocking me.

I choose to rise instead of fall- U2

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Tuesday, October 17, 2006 11:06 AM

Oh, creature of the night indeed!

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Tuesday, October 17, 2006 11:11 AM