THE OTHER SHINY CAPTION GAME Round #49-Almost Fifty! by CunningOrangeToque

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THE OTHER SHINY CAPTION GAME Round #49-Almost Fifty!

POSTED BY: CUNNINGORANGETOQUE
UPDATED: Wednesday, November 1, 2006 21:48
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Tuesday, October 24, 2006 5:32 PM

Greetings everyone!!

'Tis a week until halloween!!
(sidenote:10 days until i'm finally 18...woo?)

Round 48 was all sorts o pleasin' but in the end, the winner was...

JPSTARGAZER!!!!:

River: "I got this question right and you can't change it by gettin'...all blurry..."

CONGRATS!!!

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And now for round #49!!!

See what you make of this!:

NATHAN/GINA/ADAM/SUMMER(after leaving Serenity at the nearest theatre):"Whoa. Good Movie."

Have at it!

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Tuesday, October 24, 2006 7:14 PM

CHOO1701

Mal: Hey look, over in that crappy little shack: "Fox TV".

or

Mal (staring at local Seven Eleven): You know, next time. I'll ask the strange old geezer for directions....

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TRAIN!!!

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Tuesday, October 24, 2006 8:42 PM

JPSTARGAZER

Thanks for the votes people. I'm too tired to caption right now, but I'll be back...I've got a title to defend.

"All I got is a red guitar, three chords, and the truth...the rest is up to you"
--Bono

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Wednesday, October 25, 2006 5:16 AM

TEACHDAIRE

"... It was at about that moment that Jayne remembered to pull his jeans down while sitting in the porta potty..."

Or

"Jayne was worried about the lack of safety belts on the rollercoaster"

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For every battle honour, a thousand heroes die along, unremembered and unsung...

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Wednesday, October 25, 2006 5:58 AM

MSG

Quote:

Zoe:" I told you a naked Wash is an incredible sight"
Mal: " Sure fine, can we go now?"
Jayne:"Um is he always that...well.. big? 'Cause I find that a might unsettlin'"
River: " Even if he puts it away, it'll still be there...waiting"

I choose to rise instead of fall- U2

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Wednesday, October 25, 2006 6:09 AM

DAVESHAYNE

All: (singing) Born to be wi-i-i-ld!!!!

David

"Not completely as well as the series of Firefly..." - From a review of Serenity at amazon.de

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Wednesday, October 25, 2006 6:41 AM

SICKDUDE

Mal: Gorram beagle crossing! We're gonna be late for church.
*Everyone breaks into laughter*
Mal: Seriously, how many are there?!

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Wednesday, October 25, 2006 7:10 AM

SAB39

Zoe: Jayne, when I said "grab your weapon" that is NOT what I meant! Put it away!
Jayne: Well now I know that...

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Wednesday, October 25, 2006 7:30 AM

PDCHARLES

What happened? He see your face?

Mal: Drive-thru's full. We're going in.
Jayne: Grenades?
Mal: *the look*

OR

Zoe: Drive-ins ain't what they used to be, sir.
Jayne: 8 coin for this Tzao gao.
River: grounded exploding kernels.
Mal: Wha?

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Wednesday, October 25, 2006 8:04 AM

CHOO1701

It wasn't until later that Mal, Zoe, jayne and River learned that Wash and Simon had hijacked Serenity to help Inara judge the "Miss Verse 2117" contest...

or

Jayne: mal...perhaps...going slower ...would be... better!?!
Mal: Why?
Jayne: flying ... stones !!!!!

or

Mal: That sure is one ugly baby!!!

or

River(thinking): crap. now i look like Tank Girl!!!

or

Mal: Can anyone actually remeber why we came out here?

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TRAIN!!!

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Wednesday, October 25, 2006 11:41 AM

KELAI

Quote:

All Singing: "On the road again, just can't wait to get on the road again ..."

OR

This time everyone was intrigued by the eerie-ass piece of art ...
Jayne: I'll be in my bunk!

--
//breathe today So many lies s w i r l i n g
All A R O U N D You
you're S U F F O C A T I N G
the e m p t y shape in Y O U
s t e a l s your b r e a t h

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Wednesday, October 25, 2006 5:29 PM

FLORALBUNNY

CunningOrangeToque wrote:
Tuesday, October 24, 2006 17:32
Greetings everyone!!

'Tis a week until halloween!!
(sidenote:10 days until i'm finally 18...woo?)
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Already? Had been thinking it was December.
Time flies, etc.
Congratulations, jps!!

A pathetic attempt:
ZOE: Feels like it's *never* gonna turn green.
JAYNE: Could just run it.
MAL: Could back up and make sure we're on the sensor.
RIVER: *Hover* mule...

bun, light and fluffy
~Bastards singed my turtle~

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Wednesday, October 25, 2006 9:00 PM

MAGDALENA

"No power in the 'verse can stop me!"

Mal: you know - I'm sure this isn't how they used to do drive in movies back on 'Earth that was'...

Zoe: wasn't it usually dark when they screened them back then..?

Jayne: What? You mean it isn't dark yet? (realises he has been wearing dark goggles all the time!) awwwww...

River: there are 5,682 pixels per square metre on the large screen and all we can see is the neon light of the hot dog stand...

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Thursday, October 26, 2006 12:11 AM

WASHSYOUNGERSEXIERBR

Inter Arma Enim Silent Leges

Someone had written the FOX SUCKS!! Sign a little too small to be seen from the road.

Or Bill and Ted Bohemian Rhapsody head banging

Or

Mal: Oh Look they're Whores
Jayne: where?? I cant see em
Zoe:captain you do know thats there just trees
Mal: Yea but i wanna see how long till he gets it

www.myspace.com/didxl
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Thursday, October 26, 2006 1:46 AM

RAINSTICK

River: Daddy, are we there yet?

Or

Jayne: Would sure be nice if we'd brought some sunblocker, don't you think?

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Thursday, October 26, 2006 1:49 AM

DESKTOPHIPPIE

Jayne: My 3D glasses ain't working!
Mal: Zoe, switch to NBC. 'Heroes' is on.

More graphics and animations available at www.desktophippie.com

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Thursday, October 26, 2006 2:15 AM

CHOO1701

Mal: Great! Butch, cassidy and the sundance kid got here first...

or

Was it me, or was that an alliance cruiser nealry falling through atmo... (

)

or

Jayne: Ah gorram it! I thought you said bl-
Mal: Jayne! What we said about you talking...

or

Will no one was looking, River killed a squirrel with her brain...

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TRAIN!!!

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Thursday, October 26, 2006 2:42 AM

PUMAMANREDUX

Zoe "Captain, put another platinum in the slot so we can have another ten minutes"

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Thursday, October 26, 2006 5:42 AM

JPSTARGAZER

(sitting at red light)
Mal: "C'mon, there's no one here!"
Zoe: "Sir, we just robbed a place, why are we sitting here?"
Mal: "I take the rules of the road very seriously..."

OR

River (to herself): "Wow, I can see the Core from here with these things."

OR

The crew take a moment to write down the 1-800 number from the Reaver's "How's my Flesh-Eating?" bumper sticker.

OR

Nathan: "Wait Joss, the Mule isn't working."
Joss (OS): "Um, Nathan...this isn't real. It's just a big prop."
Nathan: "What? NOOOOOO!"

"All I got is a red guitar, three chords, and the truth...the rest is up to you"
--Bono

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Thursday, October 26, 2006 5:42 AM

JPSTARGAZER

Oh, double post...I barely knew ye

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Thursday, October 26, 2006 8:42 AM

PDCHARLES

What happened? He see your face?

Jayne: What Da...?
Mal: You seein', what i'm seeing? is that...? are those...? Geese?!?
Zoe: Meh, tah mah duh hwoon dahn. Get Wash on the line.

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Thursday, October 26, 2006 10:20 AM

VERSEEXPLORER

Mal: Look at the size of that bug!
Jayne: It's creepifying!
River: I could swallow that bug.

I made a web site to introduce my friends to the 'Verse.
http://web.mac.com/arcadianlc

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Thursday, October 26, 2006 10:42 AM

CHOO1701

Mal: River, you can tell your brother to let go now...
River: such a boob...

or

AND NOW FOR SOMETHING COMPLETLY DIFFERENT!!!

or

Mal: Crap..were mising "Verse Idol"
Jayne: awwww....
Mal: I was being sarcastic!

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TRAIN!!!

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Thursday, October 26, 2006 3:29 PM

TENTHCREWMEMBER

Could you please just make it stranger? Stranger. Odder. Could be weirder. More bizarre. How about uncanny?

Mal: Whazzat up ahead?
Zoe: Mmm...statue of my man!
Jayne: You mean Wash is the hero in this crappy town?
River: Three by three they juggle geese...

OR

River(whispers): Miranda...
Jayne(covers self): Rutting hell...
Zoe: She can hurt you, sir.
Mal: Dowhubbaboutwho?

OR

Parking at the Rance Burgess Memorial Theatre was always a challenge during the Saturday Matinee.

OR

Jayne: I don't see why we can't just live here.
Mal: Because it's a whorehouse.
Jayne: Yeah, but it makes me poetical and stuff.
Mal(muttering): ...low down dirty deceivin' deceiver...
River: Nothing into nothing carry the nothing gets you ten, leaving seven sad.
Zoe: *chuckle*

BWAH!

TCM

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Thursday, October 26, 2006 4:21 PM

FLORALBUNNY

ANNOUNCER (VO):55 yards, from the near hash-mark.
MAL: It's up.
ZOE: It's good.
JAYNE: Wonder if I can get to the rest-room
before the next kickoff.
RIVER: I can kill their whole special team with
my brain.

bun, sitting in the card section
~Bastards punted my turtle~

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Thursday, October 26, 2006 5:29 PM

MAZAEN

As Mal approaches the e-toll-way, River says Mal forgot the e-tag. Zoe can't believe that the toll is A $3.00 FEE. Jayne considers all his options for this situation. Jayne ate a rough meal for lunch and therefore decides to limit his physical efforts to scuffling with the toll- operators who put barriers in front of him.

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Thursday, October 26, 2006 9:14 PM

CHOLLETT

Joss (VO): "When I pitched the show, it was about 9 people looking into the blackness of space and seeing 9 different things....then for some reason 5 of them decided to look elsewhere for a bit...."

OR

What each character saw in the space in front of them:
Mal (thinking): "....is that a duck?"
Zoe (thinking): "Those fruit stands smell like pineapple....mmmmm...Wash..."
Jayne (th): "I can't see a gorram thing....stupid cheap bought sunglasses...next time i'll steal a better pair..."
River (th): "O2, CO2, N"

OR

Mal: "THIS is our week vacation spot? Seems more Kaylee's type of place."
Zoe: "Idunno, sir, this could be a good place to come later if Wash jr. ever materializes."
Jayne: "Am I gettin' paid for this? Oooh! Turtles!"
River: "I have yet to quantify its claim of being the happiest place on earth...."

I'm babbling like a moonbrain.

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Thursday, October 26, 2006 10:59 PM

RAINSTICK

Voice over radio: 5 miles traffic jam on the M1 southbound due to cannibals on the motorway. Drivers are asked to seek alternative routes.

Mal: Damnit. You always get the gorram weekend travelers, when you go robbing a bank on a Sunday.

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Thursday, October 26, 2006 11:03 PM

CITIZEN

Drive in video games, the way of the future.

Or:

Jayne: Hey from up here those people look just like ants.
Zoe: They are ant, we're on the ground Jayne.

More insane ramblings by the people who brought you beeeer milkshakes!
No one can see their reflection in running water. It is only in still water that we can see.

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Friday, October 27, 2006 6:55 AM

SICKDUDE

(TO THEME MUSIC) So they loaded up the truck and moved to Beverly... Hills that is. Swimming pools, movie stars.

"I am your father, Luke. Give in to the Dark Side, you nob!" - Doug McKenzie

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Friday, October 27, 2006 8:10 AM

CHOO1701

Mal: you know, when kaylee said whe wanted Platform Boots, i didn't think they were that big....

or

Mal: okay....why is my gorram ship covered in toilet paper?

or

NEXT WEEK ON SERENITY: THE SERIES: THe crew are sent to steal the verses biggest BALL OF YARN!!!

or

Everyone was quite astonished to find their alternate universe counterparts were exactly the same. Well, except for Jayne. He was a girl in that reality!

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TRAIN!!!

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Friday, October 27, 2006 3:52 PM

PUMAMANREDUX

Jayne "Mal ... stop playing yer Atari2600 emulator ... I can only watch you play Asteroids so many freakin' times"

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Friday, October 27, 2006 3:52 PM

PUMAMANREDUX

River went as Joe Sullivan for Halloween

[from Sky Captain ... fame ]

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Saturday, October 28, 2006 2:57 AM

VERSEEXPLORER

Mal: That's one beautiful nekkid hitchhiker!
Zoe: The Mule can't carry five.
Jayne: I can make room on my lap.

I made a web site to introduce my friends to the 'Verse.
http://web.mac.com/arcadianlc

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Saturday, October 28, 2006 8:24 PM

MISSTRESSAHARA

RIVER: "Told you."

MAL: "Well ain't that a site you never thought you'd see."

ZOE: "Hmmmm...."

JAYNE: "Didn't know Reaver's could breakdance."

If I'm a bitch, then life just got interesting

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Saturday, October 28, 2006 9:24 PM

MCQ

Mal: "Hmm...I knew I should've taken a left turn at Alberquerque."

or

Mal: "Okay, what do you all want?"

Zoe: "I'm not hungry, sir."

Jayne: "I'll have the waitress."

River: "I swallowed a bug."

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Sunday, October 29, 2006 4:41 PM

FLORALBUNNY

It's getting a little crowded for our BDHs.
MAL: Gorramnit. Lines at Self-Serve and Full-Serve, both.
ZOE: Lines at the snack bar.
JAYNE: Lines at the bathrooms.
RIVER: And you'll have to buy a permit to drive into the Central City zone.

bun
~Bastards refueled my turtle~

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Sunday, October 29, 2006 7:19 PM

REAVERINA1985RIVIERA

Quote:
Originally posted by Choo1701:

Everyone was quite astonished to find their alternate universe counterparts were exactly the same. Well, except for Jayne. He was a girl in that reality!

A girl named Jake!

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How many Jaynes does it take to change a light bulb?

Two. One to try to put it in and another to find a bigger hammer.

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Sunday, October 29, 2006 7:28 PM

REAVERINA1985RIVIERA

Quote:
Originally posted by CunningOrangeToque:
Greetings everyone!!

Jayne:Maaaaaal...

Mal: It's your own fault, Jayne, I told you to go before we left.

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How many Jaynes does it take to change a light bulb?

Two. One to try to put it in and another to find a bigger hammer.

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Sunday, October 29, 2006 7:45 PM

REAVERINA1985RIVIERA

Quote:
Originally posted by CunningOrangeToque:

Jayne: Floor it Mal, he's leaving us in the dust!

Mal: It IS floored!

River: How can a 500 year old Riviera beat a brand new Mule? It defies all quantum logics.

Zoe: (bilssfuly un-aware that her foot is on the parking brake)

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How many Jaynes does it take to change a light bulb?

Two. One to try to put it in and another to find a bigger hammer.

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Sunday, October 29, 2006 8:08 PM

BSCPANTHERFAN

Jayne: AW, MAL, you said we were going to a job. This is the fourth time this week you've taken us to the drive-in to see "Slither"!

Zoe: So who's the blonde, Mal? Anyone we know?

Mal: Shh. Hey look, it's the sheriff from Paradiso.

River: I swallowed a slug.

So who is he?
He's my husband.
Well who in the damn galaxy ain't!

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Sunday, October 29, 2006 8:49 PM

CHOO1701

Mal: Wolfram and Hart....never heard of it...

Jayne/Zoe/River: why does this seem so strangely familiar?

or

Mal: River! What did i tell you about just ignoring the mimes??

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TRAIN!!!

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Monday, October 30, 2006 3:40 PM

FLORALBUNNY

Our heroes are philosophical about the jam
outside the Lilac Arena. Perhaps this really
*is* The Stones' last tour.

bun, coming to your emotional rescue
~Bastards singed my turtle~

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Monday, October 30, 2006 5:20 PM

CUNNINGORANGETOQUE

hello everyone !!!

Voting will be up tomorrow, so keep it up!

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Creator of "THE OTHER SHINY CAPTION GAME"!
www.livejournal.com/users/the_zeppo01
Time for some thrilling heroics!
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Tuesday, October 31, 2006 2:42 AM

TENTHCREWMEMBER

Could you please just make it stranger? Stranger. Odder. Could be weirder. More bizarre. How about uncanny?

MAL: Something's having an effect on the landscape...

OR

MAL: 'Zat look like a dinosaur to you?
ZOE: My man would love this!
JAYNE: Where? All I see is that giant lizard.
RIVER: We're gonna have to resort to cannibalism...

OR

JAYNE: Is Zoe nekkid on that billboard?!?
ZOE: I can hurt you.
MAL: It does have a resemblance...
ZOE: I can hurt you,(dramatic pause) Sir.

OR

Nathan: So this is Jodie Foster's house?
Adam: Woulda thought it'd be facncier, what with all the money "Flightplan" made.
Gina: So, when do we kick her ass?
Summer: Tell me again how it is folk went to see that movie and not ours?

BWAH!

TCM

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Tuesday, October 31, 2006 3:16 AM

CHOO1701

Mal: Great, that Sparrow fellow got here first...

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TRAIN!!!

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Tuesday, October 31, 2006 4:56 PM

CUNNINGORANGETOQUE

Hello everyone!

It is VOTING TIME!!

complete with cheesy halloween-themed title....don't beleive me? see for yourself!

ROUND 50 WILL BE UP ON NOV.3(my 18th b-day!!wohoooo!)

http://vote.sparklit.com/web_poll.spark?pollID=1014014&sparkKey=04f60f
7b7255c6dae61f4dde601ab36db0

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Time for some thrilling heroics!
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Tuesday, October 31, 2006 5:35 PM

VERSEEXPLORER

Bump

I made a web site to introduce my friends to the 'Verse.
http://web.mac.com/arcadianlc

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Tuesday, October 31, 2006 5:57 PM

FLORALBUNNY

vote-bump

when does the b-day slobberation commence?
this is shared with chollett, right?

bun, collatin' data
~Bastards singed my turtle~

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Tuesday, October 31, 2006 9:57 PM

CHOLLETT