THE OTHER SHINY CAPTION GAME Round #50-Nifty, we're Fifty! by CunningOrangeToque

Joss: Crap! Not again! Who's idea was it too put Nathan in charge of the catering.

Summer: er....yours?

or

The Serenity Staring competition got really competative in the finals.

(were on the big 50!!! HUZZAH!!!)

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TRAIN!!!

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Saturday, November 4, 2006 12:00 AM

MUTT999

Quote:

Joss: "Summer, you're the dancer, show those ruebens over there how to line dance before they hurt themselves!"
**
or
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Joss: "No Summer, I'm not pregnant!"

- - - - - - - - - - - -
"That's the buffet table."
- - - - - - - - - - - -

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Saturday, November 4, 2006 1:29 AM

While Joss and Summer talked about key scences the rest of the crew were trying to dance the "Hokey Pokey"

or

Nathan, butt naked was not something Joss wanted to see that early in the morning-
Summer: afternoon actually!
Joss: oh look saras - hey! wait a minute!!!

or

Summer: such a boob....

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TRAIN!!!

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Saturday, November 4, 2006 3:16 AM

PDCHARLES

What happened? He see your face?

Woo Hoo! Thanks Guys!

..and COT... 18... Ahhhh.... the good ol' days. Happy B-day my man! A shiny thank you to you for keeping the caption game going for 50 games.

River: What did you say?!? I can kill you with my WHAT again?

Joss : *hangs head*

River: Thought so.

OR

Joss: your NOT riding on the front of the ship and that's FINAL!

River: I hear the words "that's final" come out of your mouth ever again... they truly will be!

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Saturday, November 4, 2006 7:26 AM

JPSTARGAZER

Thanks for making this game so fun everybody! Let's do it another 50 times...

Joss: "Where's Nathan? We're about to start shooting again."
Summer: "I don't know, he said something about taking a dirt nap..."

OR

Summer noticed that Joss was about to unknowingly find himself in the clutches of the evil robot from the movie shoot on the other end of the lot, but she thought it would be amusing not to warn him. It was.

OR

Joss: "Summer, don't be afraid to leave the others to die...I mean act."

OR (last one, I promise)

Summer: "Joss, I'm sick of being blamed for EVERYTHING!"
Joss: "Um, I don't know what you're talking about..."
Alan (in the background): "Where's my sandwich? SUMMER!"
Summer (glaring): "See?"

"All I got is a red guitar, three chords, and the truth...the rest is up to you"
--Bono

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Saturday, November 4, 2006 7:48 AM

DAVESHAYNE

Joss: Ok so this is the big confrontation with the alliance at the end. The situation is they have challenged the Browncoats to a soccer match and the score is tied when Jayne takes down a Fed in the penalty area so you all line up like this to try to block the penalty kick.

Nameless assistant (OS): We just got a call from England; Beckham cant make it.

Joss: Damn, there goes the big soccer tournament finale. Gonna have to do a re-write. Hey I've got it a big battle in space.

Joss exits muttering.

David

"Not completely as well as the series of Firefly..." - From a review of Serenity at amazon.de

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Saturday, November 4, 2006 7:55 AM

BIONICBATMAN

Quote:
Originally posted by MAGhaffar:
Quote:

SUMMER: Just remember Joss. I can kill you with my brain.

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Saturday, November 4, 2006 11:34 AM

Summer: Oh, and the BBC called, they want their Daleks back.
Joss: awwww....

or

Summer: Oh...thats not good.
Joss: don't tell me Nathan turned up to work in a cop car AGAIN!!!

or

Joss: Gah! it feels like someones stabbed me with a pen!!!

and

Summer: three little words: No. Naked. Scences.

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TRAIN!!!

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Saturday, November 4, 2006 12:00 PM

You were busy trying to get yourself lit on fire. It happens.

Joss: Let's do this scene one more time, but with more pizzaz!

Summer: Alright. And, you should really do something about that hat.

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Joss: What?!

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Summer: Next time, let's get something other than Chinese take-out.

Joss: I... thought...

Summer: Yeah, yeah, it's real cute - we're making a movie that merges American and Chinese cultures. We're American (well, except for Nathan), hence we should order Chinese.

Joss is silent.

Summer: I'm always hungry two hours afterward. I don't know if that's supposed to inspire me during fight scenes, but... Just say no, Joss.

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Summer: Does this dress make me look fat?

Joss: Yes!

Summer glares.

Joss: What?

---

While the rest of the crew was doing the hokie-pokie, Summer had this to say to Joss.

Summer: Just keep walking, director-man.

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Saturday, November 4, 2006 12:01 PM

VERSEEXPLORER

Summer: I will NOT get nekkid and go back into the box.
Joss: Aaaah, please?

Happy Birthday, CUNNINGORANGETOQUE!

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Saturday, November 4, 2006 1:29 PM

MAZAEN

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Saturday, November 4, 2006 1:29 PM

MAZAEN

Joss pulls aside each browcoat separately to find out who was responsible for the prank. "Now Summer, you must tell me who put the juggling geese in my car. Was it you?"

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Saturday, November 4, 2006 7:42 PM

KELAI

Quote:

Summer: Does it look like I'm joking?

OR

Summer: Joss, the days of me taking you seriously are certainly coming to a middle. I WILL NOT get naked in the freezer box again.

--

//breathe today So many lies s w i r l i n g
All A R O U N D You
you're S U F F O C A T I N G
the e m p t y shape in Y O U
s t e a l s your b r e a t h

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Saturday, November 4, 2006 8:23 PM

Glad you survived the big birthday, C. O. T.!!
Congratulations, pdc, for winning #49.
Now to the business at hand.

1) SUMMER: You really want to know if that shirt
makes you look fat?

OR

2) JOSS: Come on, little crazy person. We're
going for a niiiice shuttle ride.

OR

3) SUMMER: We're all ready, but Nathan and Adam
had fresh spinach at lunch and --

bun
~Bastards roped my turtle~

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Sunday, November 5, 2006 4:06 PM

(i think i hear crickets......)
Where is everybody?
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RIVER: Just time the pains and don't worry.
Simon and I already delivered one at the
Heart of Gold. And look, he's ready for another.

bun,
~Bastards delivered my turtle~

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Sunday, November 5, 2006 10:10 PM

CHOLLETT

Summer: ".......did you just call me Winter?"
Joss: "frick."

OR

Summer: "Is it still on my face?"
Joss: "Well, sorta, but you can only see it if you reeeeeeally squint..."

I'm babbling like a moonbrain.

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Monday, November 6, 2006 2:05 PM

You were busy trying to get yourself lit on fire. It happens.

Joss: Aw, but, Mommy...

Summer: I said no, and that's final, mister. Now go to your room.

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Monday, November 6, 2006 2:25 PM

RAINSTICK

Joss: Sure you're not gonna play any more naked scenes?
Summer: Joss, I'm not going back in that...
Joss: Eto kuram na smekh.
Summer: That only works on my character.
Joss: Damnit.

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Monday, November 6, 2006 6:06 PM

Could you please just make it stranger? Stranger. Odder. Could be weirder. More bizarre. How about uncanny?

Joss and Summer share a moment.

OR

Joss: So...you...uhh...come here often?
Summer: Only because you pay me.
Joss: So, if I pay you then you--
Summer: In your lowly pathetic dreams.
Joss: *sigh*

OR

Summer: You want me.
Joss: Uhhh...
Summer: You want me in your movie.
Joss: Ohhh, riiiight...my "movie"...

BWAH!

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Monday, November 6, 2006 7:05 PM

Could you please just make it stranger? Stranger. Odder. Could be weirder. More bizarre. How about uncanny?

JOSS: So, I want you to get nek--
SUMMER *stares intently*
JOSS: --ked...oh boy, here it comes...ow. ow. ow...

(as an aside...is it me, or does this shot of Summer just seem extra sexy for some strange reason?)

BWAH!

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Monday, November 6, 2006 7:50 PM

JPSTARGAZER

Quote:
Originally posted by TenthCrewMember:

(as an aside...is it me, or does this shot of Summer just seem extra sexy for some strange reason?)

Nope, she looks really great in this one...not that she looks un-great in any picture...ever. I think it's the hair and that look...mmmmm...where am I?

"All I got is a red guitar, three chords, and the truth...the rest is up to you"
--Bono

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Monday, November 6, 2006 8:52 PM

Summer: oh, and you locked your keys in your car again.

or

Joss: So i was thinking: Vampire slay....ers....2...okay maybe not.

or

Summer had too break the bad news that Joss would be sharing a trailer with the bear.

and

Summer: All your base are belong to us

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Monday, November 6, 2006 9:18 PM

Could you please just make it stranger? Stranger. Odder. Could be weirder. More bizarre. How about uncanny?

SUMMER: Also, I can kill you with my devastatingly good looks.

OR alternatively:

SUMMER: Also, I can kill you with my devastatingly good looks.
JOSS: Color me dead!

OR

SUMMER: Um, Joss?
JOSS: Yeah?
SUMMER: Did you know your fly was open?
JOSS: Yeah. But I figure, since I am in charge, people just have to accept it.

OR

While Morena teaches the cast the Macarena, Summer and Joss share a "Soooo glad we're late to this party" look.

(would that make it a Moracarena?

)

OR

RIVER: That hat makes you look like an idiot.

OR

JOSS: So, you think I have what it takes to land the role of Quasimodo?
SUMMER: If you mean that hump...it's kinda lame.
JOSS: What hump? I have a hump?

OR

SUMMER(waves hand jedi-like): Never again with beagles...
JOSS: Never again with beagles.
SUMMER(waves again): You will rewrite the script with me as the main character...
JOSS: I will rewrite the script with you as the main character.
SUMMER(waves): You will kill off Wash in the story so I can fly the ship.
JOSS: I will kill off Wash. You're the new pilot.

OR

JOSS: What is the square root of 223729?
SUMMER: 473
JOSS: Go se. *reaches for wallet*
SUMMER: Now pay up. I told you I was a genius.

BWAH!

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Tuesday, November 7, 2006 8:51 PM

1)
SUMMER: Hey, director-man, betcha don't know I have the picture to myself in the other caption thread...

2)
RIVER: H'mph! Got all dressed up but I wouldn't call this "somewhere nice."
JOSS: Well, I wouldn't call you "Vera," either.

bun
~My turtle is Bill Pardy~

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Tuesday, November 7, 2006 10:58 PM

ASARIAN

Quote:
Originally posted by CunningOrangeToque:

River: "No touching."

--
"Mei-mei, everything I have is right here." -- Simon Tam

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Tuesday, November 7, 2006 11:10 PM

VERSEEXPLORER

Joss: Where's Jayne?
River: I borrowed your pen. . . . He looks better in RED!

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Tuesday, November 7, 2006 11:30 PM

DESKTOPHIPPIE

Summer: And also? I can make you sneeze with my brain.
Joss: No you can't! That's imposs- *screws up nose* ahh... ahh...

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Wednesday, November 8, 2006 12:12 AM

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Summer: Wanna?
Joss: aw crap...i hate multiple choice...

or

Joss: okay...no more shoting puppies, just stop putting those mental images in my brain!!!!

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TRAIN!!!

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Wednesday, November 8, 2006 12:34 AM

WASHSYOUNGERSEXIERBR

Inter Arma Enim Silent Leges

Behind Joss, Gina was choreographing FIREFLY-the musical!!!

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Wednesday, November 8, 2006 4:17 AM

Could you please just make it stranger? Stranger. Odder. Could be weirder. More bizarre. How about uncanny?

JOSS: Um, excuse me, do you know where this "movie" is I am supposed to direct?
SUMMER: What's it called?
JOSS: Umm...Serenifly or some such.

OR

RIVER: Don't make faces.

OR

SUMMER: Ron and Nathan quit.
JOSS: Fine. I'll play the lead and the shepherd...just need a rainbow wig...and who will know?
SUMMER *raises eyebrow*
JOSS: You're right, what was I thinking? We'll just use robots.

BWAH!

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Wednesday, November 8, 2006 4:21 AM

Could you please just make it stranger? Stranger. Odder. Could be weirder. More bizarre. How about uncanny?

While River attempts to hone her brain killing skills, the criminal mastermind, Simon, sizes up the rest of the crew and prepares the rope that will bind them in the evil plan he has devised involving a mutated cow fetus.

BWAH!
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Wednesday, November 8, 2006 5:06 AM

MSG

Quote:

Joss begins to wonder just how much a method actor Summer is as he feels his brain begin to melt.

I choose to rise instead of fall- U2

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Wednesday, November 8, 2006 5:14 AM

You were busy trying to get yourself lit on fire. It happens.

Joss: You know, when I squint hard enough, you look like a blueberry Fruity Oaty Bar.

Summer: Don't even think about it!

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Thursday, November 9, 2006 3:34 AM

RAYTHEATER

Summer,"Joss...seriously... Purple?"

Cake or Death- Eddie Izzard
I made a smelly in my shelly- Tardie the turtle

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Thursday, November 9, 2006 3:38 AM

PDCHARLES

What happened? He see your face?

River: Don't worry about the browncoat brigade over there, I'll handle them. You just keep Tightpants and Mr. Soul occupied.

Joss: Yeeessss! Yeeesss Master. *hobbles off*

latest vid

the lyrics http://www.greenplastic.com/lyrics/lucky.php

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Thursday, November 9, 2006 5:24 PM

SAB39

Summer: Joss, get these bodies together! Put Nathan front and center...

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Thursday, November 9, 2006 5:39 PM

VERSEEXPLORER

Jewel: Summer, stop hypnotizing Joss, and come play follow the leader.

I made a web site to introduce my friends to the 'Verse.
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Thursday, November 9, 2006 6:37 PM

BROWNCOATSANDINISTA

Joss - "..." "..."
Summer - "What?"
Joss - "I have to squint because I based Zoe off of my Wife."
Summer - "...?"
Joss - "Specifically kill me with her pinky."

"I'm not going to say Serenity is the greatest SciFi movie ever; oh wait yes I am." - Orson Scott Card

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Thursday, November 9, 2006 10:14 PM

SUMMER: Where's Nathan?
JOSS: Dunno. Must be Lost.

bun
~My turtle is Bill Pardy~

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Friday, November 10, 2006 5:35 PM

(insect noises)
SUMMER: Is that crickets? Or cicadas?
JOSS: It's Moth-men. I've been replaced. James Gunn will be here any minute.

bun, bumping!
~Bastards latexed my turtle~

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Friday, November 10, 2006 5:51 PM

You were busy trying to get yourself lit on fire. It happens.

Summer: So, where'd you get that hat?

Joss: I stole it from Nathan. He thinks he can replace Harrison Ford, or something.

Summer: You've got to be kidding me.

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Saturday, November 11, 2006 7:01 PM

Could you please just make it stranger? Stranger. Odder. Could be weirder. More bizarre. How about uncanny?

Simon(to self): Daaaaaammmnnn...Inara Serra...I gotta tap that...now where's my wallet? Oh yeah, used my fortune to break out my looney sister...hrm, maybe she'll give me a free thrust for my birthday?

OR

River: No touching buns.

OR

The intrepid crew of the Firefly prepare themselves for the patented high-middle excitement Joss Whedon is so famous for.

BWAH!

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Saturday, November 11, 2006 9:28 PM

Luckily the village idiot survived the ariel attack on Haven by the alliance, that was until River foce choked him

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TRAIN!!!

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Saturday, November 11, 2006 10:14 PM

CUNNINGORANGETOQUE

Sorry for the delay, but IT'S VOTING TIME!!

VOTE FOR THE SHINIEST TWO!

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Sunday, November 12, 2006 7:42 AM