CAPTION TIGHTPANTS RISE AGAIN! #8 by TenthCrewMember

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CAPTION TIGHTPANTS RISE AGAIN! #8

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UPDATED: Sunday, November 26, 2006 13:57
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Thursday, November 9, 2006 2:23 PM

Could you please just make it stranger? Stranger. Odder. Could be weirder. More bizarre. How about uncanny?

A landslide victory for last week's winner! And a well deserved victory for the best pun in a long time! Way to go PDCHARLES!!!

Well, I know I am asking my Dear and Fluffy Lord to bring me wonderful treats all the time too!

Onto round 8! Zoe flyin' solo...well...with Inara's hair...but...umm...oh just get on with it! :P

ZOE: Ahwellt, *sniff* seems I caught ya and da mista togedda, so now I'm gonna hafta lay ya out *sniff*

Now on with the show!

BWAH!

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Thursday, November 9, 2006 2:53 PM

DAVESHAYNE

Zoe: (in Gumby voice) And now, The Space Pirate Sketch; Space Pirate Sketch.

David

"Not completely as well as the series of Firefly..." - From a review of Serenity at amazon.de

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Thursday, November 9, 2006 3:00 PM

TENTHCREWMEMBER

Could you please just make it stranger? Stranger. Odder. Could be weirder. More bizarre. How about uncanny?

ZOE: Ayap. That there compression coil's blown all to hell. It's gonna cost ya.
INARA: How much?
ZOE: Wellp, how much ya got?
INARA: $2800 credits
ZOE: Tsk tsk. Maybe ya oughta junk 'er?
INARA: I could get naked?
ZOE: Yep, that oughta 'bout cover it...

(sorry...my Zoe/Inara fantasies are leaking into my Tightpants...wait...that came out all wrong...gorramit! I'm shutting up now...)

BWAH!

TCM

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Thursday, November 9, 2006 3:02 PM

TENTHCREWMEMBER

Could you please just make it stranger? Stranger. Odder. Could be weirder. More bizarre. How about uncanny?

ZOE: Look 'Nara! When I stand like this my chest goes flat!

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Thursday, November 9, 2006 3:17 PM

YINYANG

You were busy trying to get yourself lit on fire. It happens.

Zoe: I hate standing for portraits.

---

Zoe: You never should have convinced me to get collagen (sp?) and plastic surgery.

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"What the world needs now is love, sweet love - it's the only thing that there's just too little of. What the world needs now is love, sweet love. No, not just for some, but for everyone."

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Thursday, November 9, 2006 3:26 PM

TENTHCREWMEMBER

Could you please just make it stranger? Stranger. Odder. Could be weirder. More bizarre. How about uncanny?

ZOE: I think these botox injections are faulty.
WASH: Yeah, and the hair transplant I got is growing out of control. Maybe we should stop using those BLUE SUN Do-It-Yourself Vanity Kits...

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Thursday, November 9, 2006 3:37 PM

PUMAMANREDUX

Zoe (singing) "I'm a little Teapot ...."

Inara "SHADDUP!!!"

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Thursday, November 9, 2006 4:02 PM

VERSEEXPLORER

(For TenthCrewMember's Fantasies)

Zoe: Gorramit. I am soooo frustrated. Wash is off playing with his dinosaurs right now. Inara can you give me a night to remember?

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Thursday, November 9, 2006 6:47 PM

BROWNCOATSANDINISTA

"Inara, Wash an' I have a proposition. And it involves giving you money."

"I'm not going to say Serenity is the greatest SciFi movie ever; oh wait yes I am." - Orson Scott Card

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Thursday, November 9, 2006 7:34 PM

JPSTARGAZER

Zoe: "So Mal told me to tell you that he likes you, but he doesn't like you like you."
Inara: "What, are we in 3rd grade?"

OR

Zoe: "I hate to interrupt you and your client, but could you tone it down a little? Wash and I can hear you guys in our quarters..."
Inara: "Oh, sorry. We will try to be more quiet."
(Zoe walks away)
Mal (peeks out doorway of shuttle): "Think she's onto us?"

OR

Zoe: "So, you think you can just try to steal my man?"
Inara: "Uhh, I said 'Wanna duck?' They were on sale on Persephonne and I thought he would like to juggle some."
Zoe: "Oh, that makes sense. Sorry"

"All I got is a red guitar, three chords, and the truth...the rest is up to you"
--Bono

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Thursday, November 9, 2006 8:41 PM

CHOO1701

Zoe: *better not tell her i just farted* so....nice perfume.

or

Zoe: Seriously: keep the captain for as long as you want.

or

Zoe: we've got a problem, TenthCrewMemeber wrote this script....so *sign* take me....take me hard
Inara: o_O!!!

and

Zoe: Husband? how drunk DID you get last night?

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TRAIN!!!

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Thursday, November 9, 2006 10:38 PM

FLORALBUNNY

(Revealed at last, the real reason...)
ZOE: Except for me and Wash, this is a no-'ship
ship. Got it?
INARA: Yes, sir.

bun, reading The Shipping News
~Bastards FedExed my turtle~

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Friday, November 10, 2006 2:05 AM

DEBBIE

Zoe: Yep, gotta get another Timmy.

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Friday, November 10, 2006 2:30 AM

CHOO1701

Zoe: thought you should know Wash's moustache is on the run and...oh...er...

or

Zoe: hey Cousin It!

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Friday, November 10, 2006 3:40 AM

SIMONWHO

Mal: You never should have convinced me to get collagen and plastic surgery.

(With apologies to Yinyang)

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Friday, November 10, 2006 3:58 AM

DESKTOPHIPPIE

Zoe: Ihver ooed i ipsh!
Inara: What???
Zoe: Ihver ooed i ipsh! Ee ooed i ips opshen!
Inara: What???
Zoe: IHVER! OOED! I! IPSH! Oh et Sihohn!

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Friday, November 10, 2006 3:59 AM

TENTHCREWMEMBER

Could you please just make it stranger? Stranger. Odder. Could be weirder. More bizarre. How about uncanny?

Zoe: BUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUURRRRRRRRRRRrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrp!

OR

Zoe: I don't ever recall sayin' I'd rather kiss a Wookie.

OR

Zoe(to Mal OS): Sir, I think that "something" that was living here has returned...

BWAH!

TCM

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Friday, November 10, 2006 8:18 AM

DEBBIE

Inara: (Laughing) Zoe have you been into the wood alcohol?

Zoe: Fisst,(hickup) me, naw, that stuff'll make you blind. Mudders milk.

Inara: eeww!

Not to bad after ya had a few.

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Friday, November 10, 2006 9:06 AM

SERYN

Zoe finds out that its not just rescue attempts the Captain dresses as a woman for.
Zoe: Does Inara know you've got her 'special' outfit on Sir?

or

To Inara's amusement Zoe recounted the night she caught Jayne sleepwalking naked.

Isn't sanity really a one trick pony, anyway? I mean all you get is one trick, rational thinking! But when you're good and crazy...ooh hoo hoo hoo... the skys the limit!
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Friday, November 10, 2006 9:18 AM

ODDNESS2HER

ZOE: Well, blow me down!

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Friday, November 10, 2006 11:39 AM

CHOO1701

Zoe really hated to be the one too tell Inara that River had spilled choclate sauce and grease over all over Inara's clothes and shuttle.

or

Zoe: woah. Good Bible

and

Zoe: Jayne, its dress casual day NEXT week...

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Friday, November 10, 2006 2:32 PM

VETERAN

Don't squat with your spurs on.

Zoe: "Well... if ya know what's good fer ya then unhuh, unhuh, than ya better get tough kid...."

Inara: "Maybe you should try something besides your John Wayne impersonation at Badger's talent show."

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Friday, November 10, 2006 2:40 PM

INEVERMARRIED

ZOE: For the last time Simon, the Alliance don't monitor the hairdressers on the central planets. Get a haircut, dong ma?

SIMON: Yes, ma'am.

EDIT: Sorry bout the double post...this is the one that needs deleting

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~Do YOU know what the chain of command is?~

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Friday, November 10, 2006 2:41 PM

INEVERMARRIED

ZOE: For the last time, the Alliance don't monitor the hairdressers on the central planets. Get a haircut, dong ma?

SIMON: Yes, ma'am.

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~Do YOU know what the chain of command is?~

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Friday, November 10, 2006 4:52 PM

FLORALBUNNY

ZOE: Bao recipe calls for garlic, I'm going to put it in. When it's your turn, make it however you like it.

bun, salivatin'
~Bastards seasoned my turtle~

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Saturday, November 11, 2006 1:58 AM

MAZAEN

Zoe, " I don't like one of the cows. The red one stares at me like it's planning a heist" or

Zoe "I hang my washing out and Wash blows it staight out the airlock to get it to dry quickly... Men"

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Saturday, November 11, 2006 2:31 AM

CHOO1701

Zoe: I'll take that gold, english speaking one and the beeping trash can. How much that going to be?

or

Zoe: What ya been doing sleeping with my husband!!
Inara: What do you mean? No i havn't!!!
Zoe: What about the Toy Dinosaur down your top!
Inara: Wha!!
Zoe: (sarcastically) haha, made you look *flees*

and

River (OS): Too much hair!!!

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Saturday, November 11, 2006 6:51 PM

TENTHCREWMEMBER

Could you please just make it stranger? Stranger. Odder. Could be weirder. More bizarre. How about uncanny?

Zoe: Shepherd, what'd you d--whoa! New 'do?

OR

Zoe: Right. No cows. No beagles. And now, no tribbles...

OR

Zoe: So, Monty, taking the whole "tussle with that sasquatch" idiom to the extreme?

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Saturday, November 11, 2006 8:55 PM

CHOO1701

Zoe was kind of panic that Mal was taking cross dressing to the extreme. Until she realized it was Wash.

or

Zoe: Okay, everybody talking about sex in there-
Mal: *hoists Inara over shoulder and heads into shuttle slaming the door behind him*
Zoe: ... ....

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Saturday, November 11, 2006 10:23 PM

CUNNINGORANGETOQUE

ZOE:"Hyuck hyuck! Looks like weez got ourselvz a live one here! whaddare we gona do wit dis one? I reckon a good ol-fashioned....STARING CONTEST!"

OR

Cousin IT pays a visit to the set of FIREFLY. Unforunately Gina had a previously unknown allergy towards hairy-unidentifiable-person-thing-creatures.

OR

ZOE(singing):"Gimme some of that hair! Long beautiful haiiirr...."

OR

Zoe wasn't into hairy men before she met Wash. He turned her around on a lot of things, but not before she cut his hair.

OR

ZOE:"Hullo Samson, you big strong man, you..."

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Time for some thrilling heroics!
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Saturday, November 11, 2006 10:30 PM

CUNNINGORANGETOQUE

let's see if you get this one...

PRINCETON(dont ask me why he's there.talking to others):"So, stop me if you've heard this one. So we're in a bar, and in walks a priest, a rabbi..."

INARA:"...AND A BLACK GUY!"

ZOE:"Whatchu talkin' 'bout Inara?"

INARA:"Uhhhh...."

ZOE:"You were tellin a black joke!"

PRINCETON:"Well sure, Zoe, a lot of people tell black jokes!"

ZOE:"I don't."

PRINCETON:"Well yeah, cos you're black. But i'm sure you tell alliance jokes.."

ZOE:"Well sure i do! HAhaha, those stupid purplebellies!"

ALL(singing):"Everyone's a little bit racist, it's true..."

/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\
Creator of "THE OTHER SHINY CAPTION GAME"!
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Time for some thrilling heroics!
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Sunday, November 12, 2006 1:42 AM

CITIZEN

Zoe(Thinking): I wish I was paid for sex.

or

Zoe: Nahh, what's up doc?

or

Zoe(Drunk):I saw you starin' at these missy...

or

Zoe was almost always the winner of the weekly "who can withstand Jaynes curry night flatulants longer" competition.

More insane ramblings by the people who brought you beeeer milkshakes!
No one can see their reflection in running water. It is only in still water that we can see.

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Sunday, November 12, 2006 2:22 AM

COSMICFUGITIVE

Quote:
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INARA: "Is everything okay Zoe? You seem a little uptight."

ZOE: "I managed to glue my hands to my hips is all. It's nothing serious. Do you have anything that can free me?"

INARA: "How did this happen?"

ZOE: "Do you remember when you said that Wash and I should try something different?"

INARA: "Shenme?"

ZOE:(Embarrassed.) "Uh.. Never mind."

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Sunday, November 12, 2006 3:16 AM

TENTHCREWMEMBER

Could you please just make it stranger? Stranger. Odder. Could be weirder. More bizarre. How about uncanny?

Zoe: So, yeah, Mal and I used to hook up back during the war...there was this one time, in the middle of the Battle of Ji Qi Shi Ridge, where Mal-
Inara: Y'know what? Forget I asked...
Zoe(recalls): Mmm...take me, Sir, take me hard...
Inara: I think I am going to be sick...

OR

Zoe: Gyuh, gyuh! Gee, I ain't never knowed I was ig'nernt!

OR

Zoe: Yeap. Nobody flies like my mister! He'll have us landing like a downy feather in no time.
Inara: You do remember he's dead and River is the pilot now?
Zoe: Right. Um, of course I do...um...excuse me, I need to find Kaylee's toys...I mean, Kaylee...

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Sunday, November 12, 2006 6:34 AM

THEREALME

Zoe: Do I look fat in this?

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Sunday, November 12, 2006 7:31 AM

CHOO1701

Zoe: yep...i got it bad too. Stupid chilli.

or

Zoe: So whats with the Fishnets, top hat and Tuxedo?

(DC comics fans might get that one!)

and

Zoe: Joss has said we gotta mud fight over the Wonder Women part.
Jayne (os): I'll be in my bunk.

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TRAIN!!!

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Sunday, November 12, 2006 8:31 AM

INEVERMARRIED

It was strange, thought Zoe. Ever since she'd drank that bottle of Nandy's fine rice wine, this talking wall of hair had been tailing her...like some low down dirty...tailing-thingy.

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Sunday, November 12, 2006 4:46 PM

CHOLLETT

Zoe: "OH! I LOVE THIS SONG!!!!!!"
(starts dancing)
Inara: "Ok, that's enough Jump On It for you...."

OR

Zoe: "...put your hands on your hips, and then you dance in time...."
Inara: "...and then the pelvic thrust, yeah, yeah, i know...."

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Sunday, November 12, 2006 6:34 PM

BROWNCOATSANDINISTA

I love that movie//theatre production!!!
More RHPS based goodness -
"I didn't know you were a sweet transvestite 'Nara."

"I'm not going to say Serenity is the greatest SciFi movie ever; oh wait yes I am." - Orson Scott Card

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Sunday, November 12, 2006 7:31 PM

BLUEEYEDBRIGADIER

Quote:

Zoe: So...?

Inara: Uh....so what?

Zoe: Whadda ya think of my new outfit?

Inara: Zoe...that outfit doesn't look any different from the rest of your wardrobe.

Zoe: What? 'Course it does! How often do ya see me wear spandex hotpants?

BEB

Literature has shown us some of humanity's greatest achievements; history, some of our greatest failures -- Alun Lewis

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Monday, November 13, 2006 1:13 PM

PDCHARLES

What happened? He see your face?

WS fans...

Wash: *Beaming*
'nara: (to Zoe) ...and your OK with this!?!
Zoe: We've dealt with Wash before, shouldn't be a problem. ...and I wouldn' mind sitting this one out.

latest vid

the lyrics http://www.greenplastic.com/lyrics/lucky.php

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Monday, November 13, 2006 6:04 PM

TENTHCREWMEMBER

Could you please just make it stranger? Stranger. Odder. Could be weirder. More bizarre. How about uncanny?

Zoe: So this is how you think you pull your weight on this ship, 'Nara? By bein' all pretty and cultured-like?
Inara: Excuse me?
Zoe: I think it is time you get your hands dirty. Ever have a powerful need to gut sturgeon?
Inara: *gulp* Um...no?

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Monday, November 13, 2006 7:22 PM

EARLYWARNING

Zoe : hitchin her pants. "Inara, when the Capt'ns not here I'm in charge, an......d, these pants..., are really..., tight."

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Monday, November 13, 2006 11:35 PM

CHOO1701

Moments later a Alien burst out of Gina's chest
Joss: oh ha ha
Morena: er...Joss i think thats real!!
Joss: ... RUN AWAY!!
Alien: Victory is mine!! *zooms off*

or

Zoe: er...Nara whats that on your face?
Face Hugger:uh...nothing..move along

and (no more alien jokes!)

Zoe: Sir, please take the wig and dress off it makes you look like an idiot.
Inara: er...Zoe...

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TRAIN!!!

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Tuesday, November 14, 2006 3:23 AM

TENTHCREWMEMBER

Could you please just make it stranger? Stranger. Odder. Could be weirder. More bizarre. How about uncanny?

Zoe: Taking the whole "Like woman, I'm a mystery" thing a bit far, aren't you, Sir?

OR

Zoe: YIPE! Oh...whew! Jayne just left his inflatable Inara doll on the catwalk. *chuckles to self*

OR

Zoe was happy that the Heart of Gold only made reward payments in sex, especially since they had cute boywhores who reminded her of Fabio from Earth-that-was.

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Tuesday, November 14, 2006 3:37 AM

TENTHCREWMEMBER

Could you please just make it stranger? Stranger. Odder. Could be weirder. More bizarre. How about uncanny?

Right, we haven't heard from you, so it's time to weigh in. :)

GO VOTE!
http://vote.sparklit.com/web_poll.spark/1016310

and then you can return to your Zoe/Inara 'shipping.
Oh wait, that's just me. :P

BWAH!

TCM