Kelkhil & Nico's Pub - Snoochie Bootchies by Kelkhil

You think you know--what's to come, what you are. You haven't even begun.

Quote:
Originally posted by magdalena:
... now what exactly are Rice Krispy thingys??

Oh my dear jie jie! I see that MsG already told you how to do it; they are the nummiest things! Wait, do you even have Rice Krispies in OZ? They tend to have the recipe on the box.
No s'mores, no Rice Krispie Treats; y'all just mss out on all the marshmallow goodness over there

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Saturday, November 11, 2006 10:12 PM

You think you know--what's to come, what you are. You haven't even begun.

*stumbles through the dark, deserted pub, looking for the brain bleach by the light of a candle*
mumblewumblegrumblegrrr
*sits on the floor behind the bar, drinking copious amounts of thick mango juice and scrubbing her brain*

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Sunday, November 12, 2006 3:46 AM

MAGDALENA

"No power in the 'verse can stop me!"

*Magda walks in and switches on the lights*

Helllooooooo? Nico? Niiiiiii-coooooo?

*decides he must have gone to bed already, and, knowing it's too early for her twin to take up the bar responsibilities she wanders towards the bar, but is startled to hear a murmering.. gurgling sound*

Hello... who's there?

*coz that's what you always say when you are a lone female in an apparently deserted pub in the middle of the night... Dah!*

*Magda sniffs the air and wonders aloud...*

Is that you Mei Mei? I can smell mango nectar... mei mei...? and what else do I smell... is that... is it... brain bleach??? Mei Mei... have you been reading the troll posts again??

*quietly sits on the floor behind the bar with her Mei Mei and gently hugs her while pouring another mango nectar, and then takes the other scrubbing brush to help get into the bits that are harder to reach...*

Hmmmmm... ironically, I need a drink...

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Sunday, November 12, 2006 4:22 AM

You think you know--what's to come, what you are. You haven't even begun.

*huggles magdalena*
Thanks, jie jie. I know I shouldn't read certain things. I know. I didn't feed it, though.
*mixes some strawberry with her mango, still trying to wash the bad taste out of her mouth*

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Sunday, November 12, 2006 4:30 AM

Hello... who's there?
*see PR and Magda and turns on soft music on the jukebox - fills PRs glass with more mango nectar - hands Magda a drink*
Hey, ladies, I brought along my portable brain scanner. It looks like the brain bleach and scrubbing have cleaned out all the yucky parts.

I'm here if you need anything.

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Sunday, November 12, 2006 4:51 AM

MAGDALENA

"No power in the 'verse can stop me!"

awwwww... thank you VerseExplorer

!! You do think of everything - don't you??

Mmmmmmm... vodka and cranberry juice - just what I needed... and vodka's odourless so my mei mei won't feel any more sick than she does!

Hey Mei Mei look at your brain scan... it looks like it's still throbbing a bit...

*rubs her mei mei's head a little*

...but much cleaner - I donit see any residual images left ... do you?

*kisses her mei mei's forehead*

Well... I might leave you in my Kaylee-clone's capable hands mei mei - I have to get to bed...

Goodnight!

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Sunday, November 12, 2006 5:02 AM

PR, it looks like your brain is still quivering.

*Edit: quivering brain was thrown in the trash because it was scaring MsG.*

*gives PR a BIG hug*
I'm here for you.

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Sunday, November 12, 2006 5:08 AM

You think you know--what's to come, what you are. You haven't even begun.

Thanks, VX, I think I'll be all right...

*is giggling so hard at the 'quivering' brain*

Good night jie jie!

*drinks a bit more mango nectar*

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Sunday, November 12, 2006 5:10 AM

PENGUIN

That's a scary looking brain!

Good morning fellow pubbers!

*waits for the football games to appear on the hi-def big screen tvs*

King of the Mythical Land that is Iowa

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Sunday, November 12, 2006 5:15 AM

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PhoenixRose wrote:
Thanks, VX, I think I'll be all right...
*is giggling so hard at the 'quivering' brain*

Good to know, PR.
Penguin, it might be a little scary, but I was hoping that it would bring a giggle to PhoenixRose. Seems like it did.

I made a web site to introduce my friends to the 'Verse.
http://web.mac.com/arcadianlc

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Sunday, November 12, 2006 1:46 PM

MSG

Ok your brain is scaring me...can we put it somewhere ??? Oh and in a side note ( which proves that researchers have way too much time on their hands due to lacking a social life) When an EEG was hooked to green jello it's basal scan pattern was identical to a healthy adult male...Anyone else feel a need to comment??? So guys lay off the green jello as it's practically cannibalism. HUGS I am kidding ( except for the research stuff which is true, but not really valid)
http://links.jstor.org/sici?sici=0043-373X(199207%2F10)51%3A3%2F4%3C24
9%3A%22JSIPC%3E2.0.CO%3B2-7

"A positive attitude may not solve all your problems, but it will annoy enough people to make it worth the effort."- Albright

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Sunday, November 12, 2006 2:29 PM

Too funny, MsG. I have way too many male friends to make any comments.

Although, if what they say is true about green M&Ms, then would that be true for green Jello? Hmmm, I suppose it would depend on which male brain they scanned. Ooops, sorry, I wasn't going to comment.

I made a web site to introduce my friends to the 'Verse.
http://web.mac.com/arcadianlc

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Monday, November 13, 2006 3:06 AM

mornin' drinkers.

In a bit of a down mood today.

* grabs a bottle of Jack, and a highball glass

* sits down at the bar, looking back and forth from the bottle to the glass

* shrugging, puts the bottle straight to his mouth, the glass sitting clean and unused.

* lights a cig and stares into the fire.

~Jimi
jimi dot spettel at gmail dot com
Self-Proclaimed Grand Vizier of Georgia

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"Marijuana not only should be legal, it should be manditory." - Bill Hicks

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Monday, November 13, 2006 4:32 AM

Good morning all.

Sorry you are having a bad day RIMG.

*prepares a pot of the Good Stuff*

Kelkhil

The Shirtless Bartender

Snoogins

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Monday, November 13, 2006 4:42 AM

Woman, you are completely off your nut.

Good Morning everyone!

Hey Kelkhil! What's this "Good stuff"?

*Sits down next to RIMG*

Awww, RIMG! I'm sorry about your day. :^(

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"Is it you I want, or just the notion of a heart to wrap around so I can find my way around." - Rain ~ Breaking Benjamin
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Monday, November 13, 2006 4:46 AM

Thanks Roxy. Tennessee whiskey ?

* offers her the bottle and the empty glass

Your new pic on that thread did bring a smile to my face. If you want a good Jayne hat, message CallMeSerenity, she made mine.

~Jimi
jimi dot spettel at gmail dot com
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"Marijuana not only should be legal, it should be manditory." - Bill Hicks

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Monday, November 13, 2006 4:55 AM

MAVOURNEEN

Quote:
Originally posted by RoxyFreefall:
Good Morning everyone!

Hey Kelkhil! What's this "Good stuff"?

Morning, Everyone.

Roxy, you of all people should be familiar with the Good Stuff:

"If I could, I would Inject the Stuff."

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Monday, November 13, 2006 5:02 AM

Woman, you are completely off your nut.

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Originally posted by RiverIsMyGoddess:
Thanks Roxy. Tennessee whiskey ?

* offers her the bottle and the empty glass

Your new pic on that thread did bring a smile to my face. If you want a good Jayne hat, message CallMeSerenity, she made mine.

Thanks, hun! Glad the pic could bring a little joy to your day.

I'll have to look into that hat. Always wanted one of those.

*Takes the bottle and takes a big swig*

Needed that.

Mavourneen, lol, yep, I should know that stuff well! Served it for 5yrs and am about to start serving it AGAIN.

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"Is it you I want, or just the notion of a heart to wrap around so I can find my way around." - Rain ~ Breaking Benjamin
http://www.myspace.com/roxy_freefall

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Monday, November 13, 2006 5:06 AM

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Originally posted by RoxyFreefall:
*Takes the bottle and takes a big swig*

Sexy, likes to play with guns, and now this ?!?!?

I am going to have to second Tristan's assesment that your hubby is a lucly man.

~Jimi
jimi dot spettel at gmail dot com
Self-Proclaimed Grand Vizier of Georgia

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"Marijuana not only should be legal, it should be manditory." - Bill Hicks

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Monday, November 13, 2006 5:09 AM

MAVOURNEEN

Roxy, Meant to ask- Is your Starbucks attached to a Barnes & Noble, or is it freestanding?

I managed a B&N for 5 years w/ a Starbucks next to it and gained weight from those damn Grande Carmamel Macchiatos (sp?). My tummy loves 'em; My thighs do not.

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Monday, November 13, 2006 5:17 AM

Woman, you are completely off your nut.

Haha!

RIMG, I like my guns, I like my liquor and I still have time to be a lady. Kinda look at Zoe and Wash and think, "Yep! That's me and my hubby!"

Mavourneen, it's a free standing one. I was thinking of working at a Barnes & Noble one, but then I'd have the drinks and all the books I'd be spending my money on. I'd never LEAVE! Hehe!

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"Is it you I want, or just the notion of a heart to wrap around so I can find my way around." - Rain ~ Breaking Benjamin
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Monday, November 13, 2006 5:54 AM

Roxy - my Good Stuff melts spoons. I am not allowed to make coffee at work cuz I like it with some flavor.

Kelkhil

The Shirtless Forsaken

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Monday, November 13, 2006 5:57 AM

Woman, you are completely off your nut.

Mmmmm, spoon-melty... I'll have one of those!

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Monday, November 13, 2006 8:52 AM

NEWOLDBROWNCOAT

Quote:
Originally posted by Kelkhil:
*Puts some Moris Day and the Times on the Juke Box*

"That shit is so gay, 80's style."

Irish coffee, hot and loaded, with whipped cream on top.

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Monday, November 13, 2006 9:32 AM

MSG

OH so need chocolate right now!!! nice smooth dark godiva chocolate...with raspberry filling please

"A positive attitude may not solve all your problems, but it will annoy enough people to make it worth the effort."- Albright

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Monday, November 13, 2006 9:41 AM

DESKTOPHIPPIE

Mmmm... chocolate...

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Monday, November 13, 2006 9:49 AM

No Prob MSG.... Dark Raspberry filled chocolate coming right up.

*Throws switch to Emergencey Chocolate Safe*

Here you go!

Kelkhil

The Shirtless Forsaken

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Monday, November 13, 2006 10:02 AM

MSG

Ah thanks much better!!

"A positive attitude may not solve all your problems, but it will annoy enough people to make it worth the effort."- Albright

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Tuesday, November 14, 2006 12:27 AM

mornin' drinkers.

MsG - As you may or may not be aware, Godiva makes very tasty chocolate liqueurs, one white, one dark (I think there is a caramel one too):

http://www.winespecialist.com/ecart/img/productImages/godivawhitechoc.
JPG

I am here early today, maybe I can catch some of the wonderful Aussie Browncoats 'fore they go to bed.

I think few pints of Guinness should get my morning started off right.

~Jimi
jimi dot spettel at gmail dot com
Self-Proclaimed Grand Vizier of Georgia

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"Marijuana not only should be legal, it should be manditory." - Bill Hicks

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Tuesday, November 14, 2006 12:39 AM

You think you know--what's to come, what you are. You haven't even begun.

Most of the Aussies are MIA currently. But I'm here! *waves her towel*

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Tuesday, November 14, 2006 12:41 AM

* waves back to PR

How's your world this morning ?

~Jimi
jimi dot spettel at gmail dot com
Self-Proclaimed Grand Vizier of Georgia

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"Marijuana not only should be legal, it should be manditory." - Bill Hicks

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Tuesday, November 14, 2006 12:41 AM

DESKTOPHIPPIE

Me too! It's 10:40am here. I'm working. Or... I should be working. Actually I'd better go do some work. Nice seeing you!

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Tuesday, November 14, 2006 12:47 AM

Good morning to you as well DTH, glad to see you as well.

~Jimi
jimi dot spettel at gmail dot com
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"Marijuana not only should be legal, it should be manditory." - Bill Hicks

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Tuesday, November 14, 2006 12:58 AM

You think you know--what's to come, what you are. You haven't even begun.

My world is pretty good, I suppose. I could complain, but I won't

I should be getting some things done, but I'm not. How are you feeling over there?

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Tuesday, November 14, 2006 1:03 AM

I am doing ok over here, slightly sick from wife and boys. It is chilly here, which I love, though it will get into the low to mid 70s here today. It is one of my slower days, so I really can't complain. Still waking up at the moment though.

EDIT: Go ahead and complain if you need to, I am here to listen (read).

~Jimi
jimi dot spettel at gmail dot com
Self-Proclaimed Grand Vizier of Georgia

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"Marijuana not only should be legal, it should be manditory." - Bill Hicks

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Tuesday, November 14, 2006 1:54 AM

You think you know--what's to come, what you are. You haven't even begun.

Ooooh, I don't wanna complain; it's just stupid work stuff. They want me to come in during the day this week and I'm gonna be miserable and no one can give me a solid reason for it

That's all.

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Tuesday, November 14, 2006 2:04 AM

Work is dumb. I would make them give you a reason, and keep bothering them until they do. We have dumb policy changes from the corporate level at my second job, and rarely if ever do we get a good explanation as to why it changed.

~Jimi
jimi dot spettel at gmail dot com
Self-Proclaimed Grand Vizier of Georgia

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"Marijuana not only should be legal, it should be manditory." - Bill Hicks

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Tuesday, November 14, 2006 2:09 AM

You think you know--what's to come, what you are. You haven't even begun.

I've gotten three reasons; that's part of why I'm annoyed. I want to know what the real reason is

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Tuesday, November 14, 2006 3:36 AM

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Originally posted by PhoenixRose:
I've gotten three reasons; that's part of why I'm annoyed. I want to know what the real reason is

Firstly, I would say to ask on up the chain of command to see what you find out (EDIT: or maybe use the chain of command on them

).

Secondly, I was not aware of that emoticon. Are there any others that work that are not listed on the left when making a post ???

~Jimi
jimi dot spettel at gmail dot com
Self-Proclaimed Grand Vizier of Georgia

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"Marijuana not only should be legal, it should be manditory." - Bill Hicks

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Tuesday, November 14, 2006 3:55 AM

You think you know--what's to come, what you are. You haven't even begun.

The company isn't that big. There's only one person I could go to that has higher authority than my manager, and she pretty much owns the company and doesn't care all that much about what happens within it, as long as money is being made. I never see her, anyway.

And yes, there are a few emotes that aren't listed for whatever reason.
onfire =

blink =

cheers =

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Tuesday, November 14, 2006 4:05 AM

Thanks for the icons. I knew about cheers, but blink and onfire were new to me. Also, tongue doesn't work in the chatroom, but here on the forums.

Sorry to hear that the work situation isn't immediately solvable, but maybe you will find out at some point why they did it.

~Jimi
jimi dot spettel at gmail dot com
Self-Proclaimed Grand Vizier of Georgia

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"Marijuana not only should be legal, it should be manditory." - Bill Hicks

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Tuesday, November 14, 2006 4:57 AM

Morning All.

*prepares a pot of the Good Stuff*

So whats on the adgenda for you all today?

*lines up a few Guiness*

Kelkhil

The Shirtless Forsaken

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Tuesday, November 14, 2006 5:57 AM

MAGDALENA

"No power in the 'verse can stop me!"

Hello Kelkhil

!! How's my twin brother this morning??

Hello RIMG

! Hope todays better for you Darling!

I would so like a night cap please Kel... it's almost 3am so I gotta go to bed very soon or I'll just fall asleep at my computer...

zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

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Tuesday, November 14, 2006 6:19 AM

No prob Sis.

One Bailey's coming right up. Speaking of up....

Whay are you still?! Go to bed!

I figured you were already asleep. Popped in a few places and didn't see ya.

Well sleep well!

Kelkhil

The Shirtless Forsaken

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Tuesday, November 14, 2006 6:33 AM

You think you know--what's to come, what you are. You haven't even begun.

*stumbles in, laughing and choking and coughing and bright red*

I think... I need... some water... Or something...

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Tuesday, November 14, 2006 6:34 AM

Sorry PR. We don't have any water. Its against my religion

*hands PR a mango juice*

Kelkhil

The Shirtless Forsaken

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Tuesday, November 14, 2006 8:18 AM

LITTLEALBATROSS29

LA29 returns to her favorite pub from a trip into the black.

Kelkhil my most favorite bartender ! How are you ?
May I have a strawberry margarita please ?

And I broght chocolate from the space monkeys latest candy sale .Enjoy !

Bryce
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I swallowed a bug.

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Tuesday, November 14, 2006 9:48 AM

WHIMSICALNBRAINPAN

Oooo thanks for bringing chocolate LA29!

Kelkhil my man, the usual and keep 'em coming please. Hope you are well.

"Well, my days of not taking you seriously are certainly coming to a middle." http://whimsicalnbrainpan.blogspot.com/

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Tuesday, November 14, 2006 9:51 AM