Favourite or Fun Movie Quotes by Calhoun

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Favourite or Fun Movie Quotes

POSTED BY: CALHOUN
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Sunday, November 19, 2006 12:28 AM

I'll start with a couple of my favourites.

But on this most auspicious of nights, permit me, in lieu of the more commonplace sobriquet, to suggest the character of this, dramatis persona. Voila! In view, a humble, vaudvillian veteran, cast, vicariously as both victim and villian by the vicessitudes of fate. This visage, no mere veneer of vanity is a vestage of the vox populi now vancant, vanished. However, this valorous visitation of a bygone vexation stands vivified! And has vowed to vanquish thesevenal and virulent vermin vangaurding vice and vouchsafing the violently vicious and varacious violation of volition! ...The only verdict is vengence. A vendetta, held as a votive, not in vain, for the value and veracity of such shall one day vindicate the vigilent and the virtuous. Verily, this vichyssoise of verbage veres most verbose, so let me simply add that it is my very good honor to meet you and you may call me, "V".

-Hugo Weaving, "V for Vendetta"

"Ezekiel 25:17 The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the inequities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil man. Blessed is he in the name of charity and goodwill who shepards the weak through the valley of darkness, for he is truly his brother's keeper and the finder of lost children. And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger, on those who attempt to poison and destroy my brothers. And you will know my name is the lord, when I lay my vengeance upon thee!"

-Samuel L. Jackson, 'Pulp Fiction'

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Sunday, November 19, 2006 3:09 AM

BORNTOFLY

Can't go past Fight Club, that film has dozens of awesome quotes.

Man, I see in fight club the strongest and smartest men who've ever lived. I see all this potential, and I see squandering. God damn it, an entire generation pumping gas, waiting tables; slaves with white collars. Advertising has us chasing cars and clothes, working jobs we hate so we can buy shit we don't need. We're the middle children of history, man. No purpose or place. We have no Great War. No Great Depression. Our Great War's a spiritual war... our Great Depression is our lives. We've all been raised on television to believe that one day we'd all be millionaires, and movie gods, and rock stars. But we won't. And we're slowly learning that fact. And we're very, very pissed off. -Brad Pitt, Fight Club

And of course...
The first rule of Fight Club is - you do not talk about Fight Club. The second rule of Fight Club is - you DO NOT talk about Fight Club. Third rule of Fight Club, someone yells Stop!, goes limp, taps out, the fight is over. Fourth rule, only two guys to a fight. Fifth rule, one fight at a time, fellas. Sixth rule, no shirt, no shoes. Seventh rule, fights will go on as long as they have to. And the eighth and final rule, if this is your first night at Fight Club, you have to fight.- Brad Pitt, Fight Club

Yipee-kai-ay Motherf*cker.- Bruce Willis, Die Hard

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Sunday, November 19, 2006 7:08 AM

KANEMAN

Standing over a tied down would-be pedophile whose balls she is icing down before cutting them off.(not verbatim....best I could recall)

"Don't worry, my father is a surgeon, I have been reading his books..I figure castration just may be the easiest operation there is...I mean, farm boys do it to their livestock everyday..if they can do it, I think I can, after all I am an A student."

Halley - Hard Candy

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Sunday, November 19, 2006 7:12 AM

CHRISISALL

"They can be a great people Kal-El, they wish to be. They only lack the light to show the way."

Guess from what

Chrisisall

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Sunday, November 19, 2006 7:02 PM

CALHOUN

Quote:
chrisisall wrote:
Sunday, November 19, 2006 07:12
"They can be a great people Kal-El, they wish to be. They only lack the light to show the way."

Guess from whatChrisisall

I'm pretty sure there is a large "S" involved..

Here is an easy one for the righteous!

"I must not fear.
Fear is the mind-killer.
Fear is the little-death that brings total obliteration.
I will face my fear.
I will permit it to pass over me and through me.
And when it has gone past I will turn the inner eye to see its path.
Where the fear has gone there will be nothing.
Only I will remain."

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Sunday, November 19, 2006 7:17 PM

NEWOLDBROWNCOAT

"Prepare to die, Earth scum! Prepare to die, Earth scum! I'm gonna have them carve that on your tonbstone."
from Spaced Invaders, my favorite guilty pleasure movie.

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Sunday, November 19, 2006 7:39 PM

NEWOLDBROWNCOAT

from The Magnificent Seven:

No, come on, come on, tell me why.
Vin: It's like a fellow I once knew in El Paso. One day, he just took all his clothes off and jumped in a mess of cactus. I asked him that same question, "Why?"
Calvera: And?
Vin: He said, "It seemed to be a good idea at the time."

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Sunday, November 19, 2006 7:57 PM

KINGKAI

"Hallo! My name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die."

"Yeah, that went well..."

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Sunday, November 19, 2006 9:04 PM

CALHOUN

Quote:
KingKai wrote:
Sunday, November 19, 2006 19:57
"Hallo! My name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die."

I think its "Indigo", also I think the the actor is Mandy Patinkin from Criminal Minds. Of course I have been wrong before. Once. Hehe

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Sunday, November 19, 2006 9:32 PM

JADEHAND

"Any town, any time, there's always been a Snappy Snack Shack where you can pop a ham and cheese in the micro wave and feast on a Turbodog........ Kinda keeps me sane."

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Sunday, November 19, 2006 9:32 PM

SILENCE

Oooops - a whole lotta people

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"Listen, if you got guests I can come back later."

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Monday, November 20, 2006 12:02 AM

BABYWITHTHEPOWER

Quote:
Originally posted by Calhoun:

I think its "Indigo", also I think the the actor is Mandy Patinkin from Criminal Minds. Of course I have been wrong before. Once. Hehe

Nope, KingKai is right, it's Inigo.

From Independence Day:

President Whitmore: Good morning. In less than an hour, aircraft from here will join others from around the world. And you will be launching the largest aerial battle in the history of mankind. "Mankind." That word should have new meaning for all of us today. We can't be consumed by our petty differences anymore. We will be united in our common interests. Perhaps it's fate that today is the Fourth of July, and you will once again be fighting for our freedom... Not from tyranny, oppression, or persecution... but from annihilation. We are fighting for our right to live. To exist. And should we win the day, the Fourth of July will no longer be known as an American holiday, but as the day the world declared in one voice: "We will not go quietly into the night! We will not vanish without a fight!" We're going to live on! We're going to survive! Today we celebrate our Independence Day!

And of course, from the BDM:

Mal: Dear Buddha, please bring me a pony and a little plastic rocket...

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I'll be in my bunk.
http://www.myspace.com/babywiththepower
http://members17.clubphoto.com/michael809717/guest-1.phtml

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Monday, November 20, 2006 12:02 AM

SUZFROMOZ

Quote:
Originally posted by Calhoun:
Quote:
KingKai wrote:
Sunday, November 19, 2006 19:57
"Hallo! My name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die."

I think its "Indigo", also I think the the actor is Mandy Patinkin from Criminal Minds. Of course I have been wrong before. Once. Hehe

well, this makes two, as it is definately Inigo

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Monday, November 20, 2006 12:15 AM

BORNTOFLY

The rifle is the first weapon you learn how to use, because it lets you keep your distance from the client. The closer you get to being a pro, the closer you can get to the client. The knife, for example, is the last thing you learn.- Jean Reno - The Professional

They all have husbands and wives and children and houses and dogs, and, you know, they've all made themselves a part of something and they can talk about what they do. What am I gonna say? "I killed the president of Paraguay with a fork. How've you been?- John Cusack, Gross Pointe Blank

Like I'm gonna put a bullet hole in your f*ckin' forehead, and I'm gonna f*ck the brain hole!- Dan Aykroyd, Gross Pointe Blank

What came first, the music or the misery? People worry about kids playing with guns, or watching violent videos, that some sort of culture of violence will take them over. Nobody worries about kids listening to thousands, literally thousands of songs about heartbreak, rejection, pain, misery and loss. Did I listen to pop music because I was miserable? Or was I miserable because I listened to pop music?- John Cusack, High Fidelity

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Monday, November 20, 2006 3:13 AM

HEWHOKICKSALOT

It takes all kinds to make the world go ‘round. Unfortunately, some are pedaling in the wrong direction...

He's a pedantic, pontificating, pretentious bastard. A useless old fart. A worthless steaming pile of cow dung! Figuratively speaking.

and...

Simmins is old! He should've been out of the game years ago, but he can't go home 'cause hates his wife. You remember her from the Christmas party. She's the one who gets plastered and calls him a retard!

Jim Carey - Liar Liar

I know, not very inspired, but it always makes my kids laugh.

"There're 70 worlds spinnin' about the 'verse and the meek ain't inherited a one of 'em."

Rob O.

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Monday, November 20, 2006 5:12 AM

CLEMENTINE

Remember, no matter where you go, there you are.

It's not my god-damn planet, monkey boy!

Shut offa that gosh-darn klaxxon!
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And if wishes were horses, we'd all be eating steak.

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Monday, November 20, 2006 5:15 AM

CLEMENTINE

Quote:
Originally posted by Jadehand:
"Any town, any time, there's always been a Snappy Snack Shack where you can pop a ham and cheese in the micro wave and feast on a Turbodog........ Kinda keeps me sane."

"We got a no f**s rule in the cafeteria."

"But you have an open door policy on a**holes, don't you."

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Monday, November 20, 2006 5:23 AM

TRISTAN

What we got here is...failure to communicate. Some men you just can't reach... Captain, Cool Hand Luke

No women, no children. Leon, The Professional

Unfortunately, no one can be told what the Matrix is. You have to see it for yourself Morpheus, The Matrix

Many, many more....

I like the Magnificent Seven quote, too. Another of my favorites is I'll tell you what. Don't shoot the gun. Take the gun like this, and you use it like a club, all right?

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Monday, November 20, 2006 5:38 AM

CHRISMOORHEAD

You talking about killing? Hmm? Y'all experts? Y'all know about killing? I'd like to hear about it, potheads. Are you smoking this shit so's to escape from reality? Me, I don't need this shit. I am reality. There's the way it ought to be, and there's the way it is. Elias was full of shit. Elias was a crusader. Now, I got no fight... with any man who does what he's told. But when he don't, the machine breaks down. And when the machine breaks down, we break down. And I ain't gonna allow that... in any of you. Not one. Y'all love Elias. Oh, you wanna kick ass. Yeah. Well, here I am, all by my lonesome. And there ain't nobody gonna know. Six of you boys against me. Kill me. Huh. I shit on all of you. - Tom Beringer, Platoon

I've seen horrors... horrors that you've seen. But you have no right to call me a murderer. You have a right to kill me. You have a right to do that... but you have no right to judge me. It's impossible for words to describe what is necessary to those who do not know what horror means. Horror. Horror has a face... and you must make a friend of horror. Horror and moral terror are your friends. If they are not then they are enemies to be feared. They are truly enemies. I remember when I was with Special Forces. Seems a thousand centuries ago. We went into a camp to inoculate the children. We left the camp after we had inoculated the children for Polio, and this old man came running after us and he was crying. He couldn't see. We went back there and they had come and hacked off every inoculated arm. There they were in a pile. A pile of little arms. And I remember... I... I... I cried. I wept like some grandmother. I wanted to tear my teeth out. I didn't know what I wanted to do. And I want to remember it. I never want to forget it. I never want to forget. And then I realized... like I was shot... like I was shot with a diamond... a diamond bullet right through my forehead. And I thought: My God... the genius of that. The genius. The will to do that. Perfect, genuine, complete, crystalline, pure. And then I realized they were stronger than we. Because they could stand that these were not monsters. These were men... trained cadres. These men who fought with their hearts, who had families, who had children, who were filled with love... but they had the strength... the strength... to do that. If I had ten divisions of those men our troubles here would be over very quickly. You have to have men who are moral... and at the same time who are able to utilize their primordial instincts to kill without feeling... without passion... without judgment... without judgment. Because it's judgment that defeats us. - Marlon Brando, Apocalypse Now

I love the smell of napalm in the morning. You know, one time we had a hill bombed, for 12 hours. When it was all over, I walked up. We didn't find one of 'em, not one stinkin' dink body. The smell, you know that gasoline smell, the whole hill. Smelled like... victory. Someday this war's gonna end... - Robert Duvall, Apocalypse Now

If they ever tell my story let them say that I walked with giants. Men rise and fall like the winter wheat, but these names will never die. Let them say I lived in the time of Hector, tamer of horses. Let them say I lived in the time of Achilles. - Sean Bean, Troy

In certain extreme situations, the law is inadequate. In order to shame it's inadequacy, it is necessary to act outside the law. To pursue... natural justice. This is not vengeance. Revenge is not a valid motive, it's an emotional response. No. Not vengeance. Punishment. - Thomas Jane, The Punisher

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Place my body on a ship and burn it on the sea,
Let my spirit rise, Valkyries carry me.
Take me to Valhalla where my brothers wait for me.
Fires burn into the sky, my spirit will never die.

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Monday, November 20, 2006 5:55 AM

RIVERISMYGODDESS

"...shut that c*nt up before I come and f*ck start her face." - the Way of the Gun

"And shepherds we shall be,
for thee, my lord, for thee,
Power hath descended forth from thy hand,
That our feet may swiftly carry out thy command
So we will flow a river forth unto thee,
And teeming with souls shall it ever be
En nomini patri, et fili, spiritus sancti." - Boondock Saints (duh)

"Do not kill. Do not rape. Do not steal. These are principles which every man of every faith can embrace." - Boondock Saints

"The greatest trick the devil ever pulled was convincing the world that he did not exist." - Usual Suspects

I could do this for hours, honestly. :)

~Jimi
jimi dot spettel at gmail dot com
Self-Proclaimed Grand Vizier of Georgia

- Animation by DesktopHippie

"Marijuana not only should be legal, it should be manditory." - Bill Hicks

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Monday, November 20, 2006 6:04 AM

TRISTAN

RIMG, I was going to just cut and paste the whole script of Boondock Saints here, but I did not think everyone would appreciate it.

When I raise my flashing sword, and my hand takes hold on judgment, I will take vengeance upon mine enemies, and I will repay those who haze me. Oh, Lord, raise me to Thy right hand and count me among Thy saints. Il Duce

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Monday, November 20, 2006 7:59 AM

TERRI

I swear one of my favorite quotes from a movie is "oh God, oh God, we're all gonna die", but barring Serenity stuff,

Bart: [the townfolk aren't happy to find out that their new sheriff is black. They begin to load their guns and point them at him. Bart then points his own pistol at his head] Hold it! Next man makes a move, the nigger gets it!

Olson Johnson: Hold it, men. He's not bluffing.

Dr. Sam Johnson: Listen to him, men, he's just crazy enough to do it!

Bart: Drop it! Or I swear I'll blow this nigger's head all over this town!

Bart: Oh, lo'dy, lo'd, he's despit! Do what he sayyyy, do what he sayyyy...
[the townfolk drop their guns. Bart jams the gun into his neck and drags himself through the crowd and towards the station]

Harriett Van Johnson: Isn't anybody going to help that poor man?

Dr. Sam Johnson: Hush, Harriet, that's a sure way to get him killed!

Bart: Oooh! He'p me, he'p me! Somebody he'p me! He'p me! He'p me! He'p me!

Bart: Shut up!
[places his hand over his mouth, drags himself through the door into his office]

Bart: Ooh, baby, you are so talented! And they are so DUMB!

This movie is just hilarious!!!! And I mean, I could go on forever, this whole movie is quotable.

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Monday, November 20, 2006 8:15 AM

RIVERISMYGODDESS

Quote:
Originally posted by Tristan:
RIMG, I was going to just cut and paste the whole script of Boondock Saints here, but I did not think everyone would appreciate it.

Yeah I had to stop myself too.

Male Customer #1: It's too bad Chlamydia has to be a venereal disease. It's such a pleasant-sounding word.
Male Customer #2: Chlamydia?
Male Customer #1: Chlamydia.
Male Customer #2: Chlamydia. I think I might name my daughter Chlamydia. - Waiting

I guess we should feel some sort of guilt, but she broke the cardinal rule; never f*ck with people who handle your food. - Waiting

Man, it's the same bullsh*t they tried to pull in my day. If it ain't that piece of paper, there's some other choice they're gonna try and make for you. You gotta do what Randall Pink Floyd wants to do man. Let me tell you this, the older you do get the more rules they're gonna try to get you to follow. You just gotta keep livin' man, L-I-V-I-N. - Dazed and Confused

~Jimi
jimi dot spettel at gmail dot com
Self-Proclaimed Grand Vizier of Georgia

- Animation by DesktopHippie

"Marijuana not only should be legal, it should be manditory." - Bill Hicks

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Monday, November 20, 2006 9:28 AM

CHRISISALL

Quote:
Originally posted by Calhoun:

"I must not fear.
Fear is the mind-killer.
Fear is the little-death that brings total obliteration.
I will face my fear.
I will permit it to pass over me and through me.
And when it has gone past I will turn the inner eye to see its path.
Where the fear has gone there will be nothing.
Only I will remain."

I'm pretty sure there is Melange involved...

Paulisall

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Monday, November 20, 2006 10:00 AM

KINGKAI

Quote:
Originally posted by Calhoun:
Quote:
KingKai wrote:
Sunday, November 19, 2006 19:57
"Hallo! My name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die."

I think its "Indigo", also I think the the actor is Mandy Patinkin from Criminal Minds. Of course I have been wrong before. Once. Hehe

It is "Inigo" and yes that is Mandy Patinkin. One of my favorite actors who also starred in the late,great "Dead Like Me."

"Yeah, that went well..."

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Monday, November 20, 2006 10:34 AM

JADEHAND

"They come to his home in the afternoon looking for his business. They find his wife and kids in the house and decide to wait for Soze.
He comes home to his wife raped and his children screaming. The Hungarians knew Soze was tough. Not to be trifled with.
So they let him know they meant business.
They tell Soze they want his territory
all his business. Soze looks over the
faces of his family... Then he showed
these men of will what will really was.
He tells him he would rather' see his family dead than live another day after this.
He lets the last Hungarian go, and he goes running. He waits until his wife and kids are in the ground and he goes after the rest of the mob. He kills their kids, he kills their wives, he kills their parents and their parents' friends.
He burns down the houses they live in and the stores they work in, he kills people that owe them money. And like that he was gone."

"Keaton always said: "I don't believe in God, but I'm afraid of him." Well I believe in God, and the only thing that scares me is Keyser SOZE."

"But you sleep like a ghost with me
It's as simple as that
So tell me I'm mad
Roll me up and breathe me in
Come to my madness
My opium den
Come to my madness
Make sense of it again."
Goodbye to all that. III-The Opium Den (Brave)-Marillion
visit WWW.Marillion.com for a better way of life.

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Monday, November 20, 2006 10:39 AM

NVGHOSTRIDER

Holy poop guys, y'all took mine. Boondock, Way, Pulp, Magnificent, Leon, Blank, Platoon, Apocalypse, The BDM, etc., etc., etc.

Lets see:

"Are ya gonna bark all day little doggy, or are ya gonna bite?"
-Reservoir Dogs

"Yes, sir.
In my case, an accident of birth.
But you, sir,
you're a self-made man."
-The Professionals

"Honor is what no man can give... and what no man can take away"
-Rob Roy

"It looks like one of those new indoor shopping malls."
-Dawn Of The Dead

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Monday, November 20, 2006 10:54 AM

JADEHAND

"This may seem like a really stupid question."
"There are no stupid questions."
"You inherit five million dollars the same day aliens land on the earth and say they're gonna blow it up in two days. What do you do?"
"That's the stupidest question I've ever heard."

"No, my life's not perfect. I don't really like my friends."
"I.. I don't really like your friends either."

"Mmm.. Thank you, that was my.. first game of strip croquet."
"Well, you're welcome. It's a lot more interesting than just flinging off your clothes and boning away on a neighbour's swing set."
"Mmm.. there's a lot to be said for throwing off your - oww!"

" If you're happy every day of your life, you wouldn't be a human being, you'd be a game show host."

---Heathers

"But you sleep like a ghost with me
It's as simple as that
So tell me I'm mad
Roll me up and breathe me in
Come to my madness
My opium den
Come to my madness
Make sense of it again."
Goodbye to all that. III-The Opium Den (Brave)-Marillion
visit WWW.Marillion.com for a better way of life.

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Monday, November 20, 2006 11:13 AM

DESKTOPHIPPIE

I can't believe these haven't been mentioned yet!

"He's not the messiah! He's a very naughty boy!"

"Oh, it's the meek! Blessed are the meek! Oh, that's nice, isn't it? I'm glad they're getting something, 'cause they have a hell of a time..."

The Life of Brian

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Monday, November 20, 2006 11:19 AM

THESOMNAMBULIST

"The insufferable arrogance of human beings to think that Nature was made solely for their benefit, as if it was conceivable that the sun had been set afire merely to ripen men's apples and head their cabbages.” - Cyrano de Bergerac

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Monday, November 20, 2006 12:07 PM

DEEPGIRL187

The one thing about livin' in Santa Carla I never could stomach. All the damn vampires.

-Grandpa, The Lost Boys

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"So long and goodnight."

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Monday, November 20, 2006 12:20 PM

CIOCCOLATA

"Our daddy may have Advanced delusionary schizophrenia with involuntary narcissistic rage. But he is a very gentle person!
--Liar,Liar

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Monday, November 20, 2006 12:24 PM

TRISTAN

You ever dance with the devil by the pale moonlight? Joker

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Monday, November 20, 2006 12:53 PM

PDCHARLES

What happened? He see your face?

Ooooo, some good ones in here!

fav:
Go ahead. Skin it. Skin that Smoke wagon and see what happens.
...
You gonna do something or just Stand there and bleed? Wyatt ~ Tombstone

fun:
Ruuunnnn! Get to da choppa!!!! Arnie ~ Predator

latest vid

the lyrics http://www.greenplastic.com/lyrics/lucky.php

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Monday, November 20, 2006 1:05 PM

RMMC

Quote:
Originally posted by deepgirl187:
The one thing about livin' in Santa Carla I never could stomach. All the damn vampires.

-Grandpa, The Lost Boys

That was always my fav from that movie.

And these I'm fond of:

"No, no, no, don't tug on that. You never know what it might be attached to." --Dr Buckaroo Banzai (Peter Weller), The Adventires of Buckaroo Banzai Across the Eighth Dimension

"What's this, Professor?"
"It's your hand, Buckaroo." --Buckaroo and Professor Hikita (Robert Ito), ibid.

"Would you care for some dessert or some fruit?" --Wadsworth (Tim Curry) Clue

"Why is J. Edgar Hoover on your phone?"
"I don't know. He's on everyone else's, why shouldn't he be on mine?" -- Col. Mustard (Martin Mull) and Wadsworth, ibid

"Who are you? Perry Mason?" - Miss Scarlet (Leslie Ann Warren) ibid

And just insert all of Monty Python and the Holy Grail here, okay?

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When we're down, don't frown. Come join the camp-out at serenitymovie.org.

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Monday, November 20, 2006 1:37 PM

CALHOUN

fun:

I think its Kindergarten Cop where Arnie goes into a nightclub to rescue the young girl and some punk says to him "who the hell are you man!"
to which Arnie responds "I'm da party pooper"

Love that one!

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Monday, November 20, 2006 1:48 PM

ASORTAFAIRYTALE

Quote:
Originally posted by RMMC:

And just insert all of Monty Python and the Holy Grail here, okay?

Hehe I have to agree with that one too!

"Are you suggesting coconuts migrate??"

And another good silly movie is So I Married an Axe Murderer
"That other stuff will probably kill you, whereas Froot Loops are light, and reasonably high in fiber...I care for Apple Jacks a great deal."

That whole movie is so ridiculous that it's funny!

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Love keeps her in the air when she outta fall down, tells you she's hurting before she keels. Makes her a home.

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Monday, November 20, 2006 1:53 PM

LITTLEALBATROSS29

Huh? I am not a bum. I'm a jerk. I once had wealth, power, and the love of a beautiful woman. Now I only have two things: my friends and... uh... my thermos. Huh? My story? Okay. It was never easy for me. I was born a poor black child. I remember the days, sittin' on the porch with my family, singin' and dancin' down in Mississippi. - NAVIN JOHNSON -THE JERK-

Now I'm the only son of a bitch I know -BRAIN CANDY

Whip me ,beat me, make me write bad checks ! - EATING RAOUL

And for somethiing completely different ..

What an excellent day for an exorcism. - THE EXORCIST

I could do this all day.Wait a minute I do .It's just in my head.Nevermind.

Bryce
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I swallowed a bug.

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Monday, November 20, 2006 2:07 PM

MUTT999

I've seen things you people wouldn't believe. Attack ships on fire off the shoulder of Orion. I watched C-beams glitter in the dark near the Tannhauser gate. All those moments will be lost in time, like tears in rain. Time to die.
RH-Blade Runner
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Leave the gun, take the cannolis.

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"That's the buffet table."
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Monday, November 20, 2006 2:08 PM

REGINAROADIE

Oh God, there's so many. Just off the top of my head.

"Is this your idea, on how to run a newspaper?"
"I don't know how to run a newspaper Mr. Thatcher, I just try everything I can think of."

"I see. So this is YOU who this is being done to. It's not me at all. Not how I feel. Not what it means to me. I can't do this to you? Oh yes I can."

Both are from CITIZEN KANE. THe former is from the first time we see Orson Welles on the screen in the movie. The latter is when Susan Alexander leaves him.

"Forgive me, your majesty. I am a vulgar man. But I assure you my music is not." Mozart in AMADEUS

"My plan was so simple, that it terrified me. First I must get the death mass, and then I...I must achieve his death."
"What?"
"His funeral. Imagine it. THe cathedral. All of Vienna sitting there. His coffin. Mozart's little coffin, standing in the middle. And then...in that silence...(quivering gasp) music. A divine music bursts out over them all. A great mass of death. Requiem mass for Wolfgang Mozart, composed by his devoted friend Antonio Salieri. (excited gasp) What sublimity, what depth. What passion in the music. Salieri has been touched by God at last, and God was forced to listen. Powerless, powerless to stop it. I, for one, in the end, laughing AT HIM!!!" Salieri in AMADEUS

"37. My girlfriend sucked 37 dicks!!"
"In a row?" DANTE to a customer in CLERKS

"We the People's Front of Judea, brackets officials end brackets, do hereby convey our fraternal and sisterly greeting to you Brian, on this, the occassion of your martyrdom."
"What!!"
"Your death will stand as a landmark in the continuing struggle to liberate the parent land from the hands of the Roman impertialist agressors, excluding those concerned with drainage, medicine, roads, housing, education, viniculture and any other Romans contributing to the welfare of Jews of both sexes and hermaphrodites. Signed, on behalf of the PFJ, etc. And I'd just like to add on a personal note, my own admiration for what you are doing for us, Brian. And what must be, after all, for you a very difficult time. REG from LIFE OF BRIAN

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"We have five million Cybermen. How many are you?"
"Four"
You would destroy the Cybermen with four Daleks?"
"We would destroy the Cybermen with ONE Dalek. You are superior in only one respect."
"What is that?"
"You are better at dying."

Trash talk between a Cyberman and a Dalek. It doesn't get any better than that.

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Monday, November 20, 2006 2:12 PM

KINGKAI

Quote:
Originally posted by Tristan:
You ever dance with the devil by the pale moonlight? Joker

Nice!! that was my second choice

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"Yeah, that went well..."

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Monday, November 20, 2006 2:15 PM

KINGKAI

okay I just thought of another favorite.

"egh! where on earth did you get that dress and those shoes and that coat, jeeez!"---Airplane.

"Yeah, that went well..."

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Monday, November 20, 2006 2:19 PM

ASORTAFAIRYTALE

Oh, I thought of another one:

"Bye, bye boys! Have fun stormin' the castle!"
-The Princess Bride

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Love keeps her in the air when she outta fall down, tells you she's hurting before she keels. Makes her a home.

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Monday, November 20, 2006 2:19 PM

NVGHOSTRIDER

cioccolata wrote:
Monday, November 20, 2006 12:20
"Our daddy may have Advanced delusionary schizophrenia with involuntary narcissistic rage. But he is a very gentle person!
--Liar,Liar

Isn't that from Me, Myself, and Irene?

"Where are all the white women?"- Blazing Saddles

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Monday, November 20, 2006 4:41 PM

SAVEWASH

Now I am learning about scary.

From "Bull Durham":

"I believe in the Church of Baseball. I've tried all the major religions, and most of the minor ones. I've worshipped Buddha, Allah, Brahma, Vishnu, Siva, trees, mushrooms, and Isadora Duncan. I know things. For instance, there are 108 beads in a Catholic rosary and there are 108 stitches in a baseball. When I heard that, I gave Jesus a chance. But it just didn't work out between us. The Lord laid too much guilt on me. I prefer metaphysics to theology. You see, there's no guilt in baseball, and it's never boring... which makes it like sex. There's never been a ballplayer slept with me who didn't have the best year of his career. Making love is like hitting a baseball: you just gotta relax and concentrate. Besides, I'd never sleep with a player hitting under .250... not unless he had a lot of RBIs and was a great glove man up the middle. You see, there's a certain amount of life wisdom I give these boys. I can expand their minds. Sometimes when I've got a ballplayer alone, I'll just read Emily Dickinson or Walt Whitman to him, and the guys are so sweet, they always stay and listen. 'Course, a guy'll listen to anything if he thinks it's foreplay. I make them feel confident, and they make me feel safe, and pretty. 'Course, what I give them lasts a lifetime; what they give me lasts 142 games. Sometimes it seems like a bad trade. But bad trades are part of baseball - now who can forget Frank Robinson for Milt Pappas, for God's sake? It's a long season and you gotta trust. I've tried 'em all, I really have, and the only church that truly feeds the soul, day in, day out, is the Church of Baseball". -- Annie

"Relax, all right? Don't try to strike everybody out. Strikeouts are boring! Besides that, they're fascist. Throw some ground balls - it's more democratic." -- Crash

"Man, that ball got outta here in a hurry. I mean anything travels that far oughta have a damn stewardess on it, don't you think?" -- Crash

"We need to keep our heads so we can ... keep our heads."

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Monday, November 20, 2006 4:56 PM

RIVERISMYGODDESS

A couple from Devil's Advocate:

John Milton: Let me give you a little inside information about God. God likes to watch. He's a prankster. Think about it. He gives man instincts. He gives you this extraordinary gift, and then what does He do, I swear for His own amusement, his own private, cosmic gag reel, He sets the rules in opposition. It's the goof of all time. Look but don't touch. Touch, but don't taste. Taste, don't swallow. Ahaha. And while you're jumpin' from one foot to the next, what is he doing? He's laughin' His sick, fuckin' ass off! He's a tight-ass! He's a SADIST! He's an absentee landlord! Worship that? NEVER!

Kevin Lomax: What about love?
John Milton: Overrated. Biochemically no different than eating large quantities of chocolate

~Jimi
jimi dot spettel at gmail dot com
Self-Proclaimed Grand Vizier of Georgia

- Animation by DesktopHippie

"Marijuana not only should be legal, it should be manditory." - Bill Hicks

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Monday, November 20, 2006 5:49 PM

SHINYSEAN

"Suck in the guts guys, were the Ghostbusters!"

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Monday, November 20, 2006 6:29 PM

MONKSDAD

The Bull Durham Quote is Classic.

My favorite non BDM/Firefly quote is:
"I'm your Huckleberry." :)
Tombstone doc holiday

"And I think calling him that is an insult to the psychotic lowlife community."

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Monday, November 20, 2006 6:56 PM

TRAVELER

"Badges! We don't need no stinken badges!"
A Mexican bandit from "The Treasure of the Sierra Madre".

Traveler

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Monday, November 20, 2006 7:25 PM

JPSTARGAZER

Top Gun is infinitely quotable:

(from memory, may not be accurate)
"Goose, she's lost that lovin' feeling."
"Oh, no Mav..."
"No, she's lost it."
"But...uh, I hate it when she does that!"

And basically any Iceman line. Hey, I just realized the similarities between Goose and Wash. Now I'm sad.

Anything from This Is Spinal Tap is great too...

(also from memory, sorry if I butcher it)
"We were told it was one of those 'better not to know' situations."
"The medical description was he died choking on vomit, although we don't really know who's vomit."
"You can't really dust for vomit."

And from Blow:

"May the wind always be at your back, and the sun always upon your face, and may the wings of destiny carry you aloft to dance with the stars."

"All I got is a red guitar, three chords, and the truth...the rest is up to you"
--Bono

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