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Friday, November 17, 2006

Spoilers. Spoilers.

I was mistaken for Jason Bateman again the other day. At the grocery store. It happens once in a while. Mostly when Jason is doing great- which is a lot, lately. I loved Arrested Development. Some may say I don't look like the man. This woman was the script supervisor for the Hogan Family and she thought so. So I asked her for twenty bucks, said I was strapped.
So here I am at The Shopping Center, twenty clams burning a hole in my pocket. I saw a couple movies that you just have to check out. The first, Stranger Than Fiction. If you go to this movie and cry a little bit, turn to your friend and see if she is crying, too. If no, then your friend is a cold hearted wench or a robot. Either way, you ought to stop hanging out with said Possi-Bot. (That what you call people who are possibly robots.
Casino Royale was Casino Royawesome. (You can use this term, but must credit me.) The bleeding keyhole was worked into his double O promotion, and the first chase does that thing- you know, the thing where the movie says, "We're gonna do the thing that you always see in these movies, but we're gonna do it in a way that will keep people surprised and excited. It'll be so great that a 35 year old man shouldn't feel in the least bit weird about peeing a bit in his hiking shorts." I don't know why they put in that last part, but it's probably pretty important and happens all the time to people who just aren't saying.

On both counts, great movies. Thanks, Jason Bateman.
Anyhoo, to answer some of the burning questions you've been posing:
-Yes. I think I'm going to that Flan thing in Burbank. Will it be cool? Yes.
-Serenity 2 is no where on the radar. If it is, many people are going to great lengths to hide it from me. So, no sequel. Ever? Well, I didn't think there'd be a first one. What kind of ass loses faith? Sheesh.
-Is getting a copy of SLiTHER quite possibly be the most important thing you do this month? I'll be frank with you. Yes. Yes it is. You'll need to complete your collection before everything goes Blu Ray HD video chips dubbed, "Blades".
-Yes, I'm Bill Pardy.
-No, I do not have some kind of secretary reading your posts and emails and screening them. I want this site to have a personal touch. How does that sound, does that sound too squishy? No, don't type that, I'm asking YOU. Kevin, stop typing, you idiot. Go back and fix the "personal touch" line and then post- no, not yet. Don't you dare post that. Don't y

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-No, I do not have some kind of secretary reading your posts and emails and screening them. I want this site to have a personal touch. How does that sound, does that sound too squishy? No, don't type that, I'm asking YOU. Kevin, stop typing, you idiot. Go back and fix the "personal touch" line and then post- no, not yet. Don't you dare post that. Don't y

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Originally posted by Nathan:


-Serenity 2 is no where on the radar. If it is, many people are going to great lengths to hide it from me. So, no sequel. Ever? Well, I didn't think there'd be a first one. What kind of ass loses faith? Sheesh.

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