Destiny, Episode 12: Crew Tryouts (The Resurrection) by SoulOfSerenity

Well!

The only reason that I became a quack doctor in the first place is that all the jobs that I was good at were taken! Now some have opened up.

But I've kind of gotten used to being a doctor, as long as I close my eyes when any kind of blood is involved.

TheRealMe, Doctor of Destiny!

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Wednesday, November 22, 2006 4:41 AM

The Man They Call Soul...

Quote:
Originally posted by TheRealMe:
The only reason that I became a quack doctor in the first place is that all the jobs that I was good at were taken! Now some have opened up.

Well, feel free to try out for anything!!!

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Soul, Security Chief of the Sereni-Tree, Captain of Destiny.

Mantichorus: "So is there a reason they call you 'Soul'?"
Soul (after a long pause): "Yeah. Because I have one."

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Wednesday, November 22, 2006 4:45 AM

Doctor Me revs up his chainsaw.

"I think that I would be good at the organ harvesting part!"

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Wednesday, November 22, 2006 5:10 AM

EW!

Serenity ignores Dr. Me's last statement and runs down the corridor Soul pointed towards.

"SAFE!" She hollers. "YOU CAN'T HIDE FROM ME FOREVER!!! I WILL FIND YOU!!! Best to come out now and face me like man, you purple bellied coward!!!!"

Serenity,
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Wednesday, November 22, 2006 6:27 AM

"HEY!! What about me!?! I Ain't just another pretty face youknow. I know my way around... well... stuff! Waddya need an engineer for?"

Safe's voice echos through the ship reaching Soul and Dr. Me. It is quickly followed by a high pitched scream as Safe's yelling gave away his hiding spot.

"Come back here you big chicken!" Serenity's yells also reach Soul.

A loud CLUNG echos through the ship and Soul and Dr. Me turn as one, "He forgot to duck again..."

"Y'know, he's lucky that low archway doesn't take his fool head off." Souls says to Dr. Me. "Although, I can't see as he would miss it."

Dr. Me's eye light up as he ponders the feasibility of headless crew members.

Soul shakes his head sadly, "I really gotta set higher standards when hiring on crew..."

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"Got a headful of lightning
And a heart full of rain
And I know that I said
I'd never do it again
Oh and I love you sweet baby but I always take the long way home."

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Wednesday, November 22, 2006 6:58 AM

Safe's yells do indeed give away his location.

Serenity swoops down on him, gun raised, as he enters the common room. He grabs a wrench someone left lying around and holds it in front of him in defense.

"Oh, please!" she says. "You'd never hit me with that!" She lowers her gun and grabs him by the shirt collar, pulling him close, her fist clenched.

"Your pranks are driving me CRAZY!! And they stop. NOW."

Safe flinches, ready for her punch. She pulls him closer.

CLUNG! He drops the wrench.

"You owe me new powder." She whispers, before letting him go and walking away.

Serenity,
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Wednesday, November 22, 2006 1:33 PM

NEEDY

The road to Hel is paved with good intentions

Dusting himself off and catching his breath after his "near-death-by-crotch-asphyxiation", Needy stands tall whilst his crewmembers chase each other about
"Back to normal, I guess" he sighs

Needy had been ignored for too long of late, and being knocked over by Me was the last straw

Grabbing a hold of his comm, he makes an announcement which sounds throughout the ship.

"Excuse me. Is this thing on? Ahem. Yes, anyway, I would like to make an announcement. I sure hope this thing is working, otherwise I will look mighty stupid"

"It's working" Soul calls from down the corridor.

"Excellent." Needy replies, before continuing on the intercom system. "I have been doing a lot of thinking of late, and I realise that my current state has not exactly done wonders for my job as male companion, so I would like to announce my immediate retirement."

Collective jaws drop. Everyone on board knows how much Needy loved his job, but unfortunately the short little tyke was right, there's not much you can do when you're 2ft tall. It turns out size does matter in this profession

"What you going to do?" Soul asked, concerned for the ex-boy whore

"That would be my second announcement... I would like to become this ship's shepherd"

Collective jaws drop off crewmembers heads.

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First Boy Whore of Destiny
Incredibly Confused Companion of SereniTree
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Wednesday, November 22, 2006 6:10 PM

Doctor Me seems a little surprised as he looks down. “Oh, Needy, was that you attached to my groin area just then? Sorry, I thought that sensation was something left over from my earlier time with… Ummm… Oh, never mind. But you do remind me that long ago I agreed to research some method to change you back to normal. Right! Now where is that goop?”

Doctor Me starts pulling vials out of the many pockets of his long white lab coat, shaking his head, and tossing them over his shoulder one by one. Then he stops and smiles, staring cross-eyed at a vial of sickly green, glowing, viscous fluid. “Ah! This is the one!”

Holding the vial in his left hand, he continues to rummage around in his pockets with the right. “Ow!” Squinting with pain, Doctor Me pulls his hand out, revealing it to be impaled through the palm with the needle of a syringe. “Ow! I hate needles!”

Clamping the vial in his teeth, Doctor Me pulls the syringe out of his right palm with a gasp and rubs the needle once or twice on the sleeve of his lab coat. Then he takes the vial from his teeth, jams the needle in, and carefully draws out a measure of the strange fluid. Finally, he tosses this last vial over his shoulder. The vial breaks when it hits the floor and the remaining fluid coalesces together and scurries away.

“Needy, I can absolutely guarantee that this mixture has a 17% chance of altering your genetic structure in a positive way!”

Needy is skeptical. “What do you mean by ‘positive way’?”

Doctor Me’s brow furrows as he ponders this. “Well, I suppose it means that you, or some part of you, will end up bigger than now.” Doctor Me’s face brightens. “Or maybe you’ll grow a NEW part that will get bigger!”

Needy does not seem convinced.

Doctor Me gets defensive. “Hey, it works! It produced that lobster-man creature. And THAT thing started out as a little kitten.” Doctor Me stops, and concentrates. “I mean a cockroach. It started out as a cockroach. Or a bunny. Or… or… Ummm.. Hey, has anyone seen Trebek lately?”

Doctor Me dashes off to inventory his surviving lab animals.

TheRealMe, Doctor of Destiny!
President of Serenity's Boys

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Thursday, November 23, 2006 7:43 AM

"...Not exactly the reaction I was expecting..."

Safe wanders into engineering, eyes glazed over, absently putting things away.

"... not an unpleasant reaction mind you..." Safe puts screwdrivers in his lunch pail and his sandwich in the cot and his pillow, with some effort, in the toolbox.

"...caught me by surprise... my, what a surprise..."

Safe shakes his head "Wait! What's this about Needy? A sheppard? That's just all manner of wrong. Nice little fellow and all, but Sheppard material??" Pauses considering.

"Although... some people do consider the pillow a confessional of sorts, and he is somewhat of an expert on pillows..."

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"Got a headful of lightning
And a heart full of rain
And I know that I said
I'd never do it again
Oh and I love you sweet baby but I always take the long way home."

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Wednesday, November 29, 2006 4:58 AM

Serenity smiles satisfactorily to herself.

"Should have done that ages ago!"

She heads back out into the hallway to see Needy standing there, looking somewhat defiant.

"Well, Needy. I dont see why not, if you feel the calling. Prostitute turned preacher has a kind of poetry to it. Makes sense, in a sort of twisted way. I wish you well!"

Serenity,
President of The Juggled Gosling Chatroom
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Wednesday, November 29, 2006 5:44 AM

AMYLISAI

"Yippee! We're back!" Amy gyres and gimbols

The rest of the crew wonder what the big deal is, they were already back on the ship.

"So yes, let me think, maybe cargo master? I like to keep things organized. And it rings well with "chopstick-fu master"...but if anyone else has more qualifications, I'm happy to stay the crazy sister... You never know when you might need a co-pilot" sniff sniff, misses Wash. Oh wait, wrong ship.

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Hey Dale, sorry I have taken SO LONG to get back to you. I leave tomorrow morning to return to California and will reply to you thereafter. Hope you're well.

Flechette, what's the news on the Australia trip?

So glad the gang is back!
Hugs, Amy

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Wednesday, November 29, 2006 6:08 AM

AMY!!!! *HUGS* GLAD to have you back!

Hey, did a strange and very tall man approach you on the streets of DC and ask you where you got your cunning orange hat, perchance?

Serenity,
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Wednesday, November 29, 2006 6:18 AM

First Jazaf, then Amy (Hiya Amy! *HUGS*) all we need now is for Jack and Flechette to drop in.

Plus I saw Channain and GreyJedi and Piffle, Soul, you shoulda posted that tread ages ago! Whodda thunk it woulda worked so well, eh?

Amy, you sound like a regular globe trotter! Good to hear from you again!

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Safeat2nd, like a kid on Christmas Morn, one half of the brothers Grimm, proud crewmember on Destiny.

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Monday, December 4, 2006 7:04 PM

OOC: it is good to have some people back on.
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Jazaf emerges from his quarters smiling like an idiot, his steps are slow and his legs are wobbley. After a few stumbles he finally makes it to the kitchen, he opens up a RTE ration and digs in. Halfway through the Lexabot taps him on the shoulder and asks, "And where have you been?"
"...overcoming emotional pitfalls...?"
"Really?"
"Oh yeah. The Lovebots.. er Girls helped me through a tough time just now."
Jazaf doesn't notice the water dripping behind the Lexabot, atleast not until she shoves a snowball that she snuck onboard down his pants. Jazaf proceeds to scream like a little girl and tries to get the snowball out of his pants.

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Mystery Man on the Sereni-Tree

Navigator on Destiny

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Monday, December 4, 2006 11:05 PM

DESTINYTHINKS

*watches the tall, mostly muscular man squealing like a small girl*

So, half a dozen robots, a Quack who never passed basic hygiene, a short whore sick of whoreing, and a whole lot of running about.

This is fun! Why did I not pay attention before?

*watches the doc*

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Tuesday, December 5, 2006 11:06 AM

Safe looks up puzzled. "Do we now have a narrator??"

Safe shrugs his shoulders and continues walking/ floating around engineering in a daze.

Shrill screams break him out of his euphoria. "Hunh? Wha? Are we crashing??"

Safe runs towards the source of the screaming and pauses at the door to the kitchen, awaiting the scary music normally associated with the appearance of zombies or some such. Hearing nothing, Safe shrugs again and enters the kitchen to find Jazaf writhing on the floor.

"Space spiders?? I hate spiders. Hang on Jazaf, I help you!" Safe runs up to Jazaf and starts kicking him in the pants.

"Die foul spiders!! Die!"

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"Got a headful of lightning
And a heart full of rain
And I know that I said
I'd never do it again
Oh and I love you sweet baby but I always take the long way home."

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Tuesday, December 5, 2006 12:00 PM

The Man They Call Soul...

Quote:
Originally posted by safeat2nd:
Safe looks up puzzled. "Do we now have a narrator??"

"You know, I'm wondering that myself."

Soul wanders into the kitchen, following the sound of screaming. He sees Jazaf rolling on the floor, Safe kicking him in the pants, and Lexa simply laughing. Soul pours himself a cup of coffee and is about to say something when a woman comes barreling into the room and shoves a wooden stake into Lexa's chest. Lexa gasps, but being a robot, she doesn't die. Or feel pain.

"Huh," the new girl says. "I thought someone said vampires." She turns to Soul. "Hi! I heard you were going to Helllmouth and I needed a ride! You can call me Buffy."

"Me!" Soul cries out. "What did I say about making more robots?!?!?!?"

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Soul, Security Chief of the Sereni-Tree, Captain of Destiny.

Mantichorus: "So is there a reason they call you 'Soul'?"
Soul (after a long pause): "Yeah. Because I have one."

http://havenofsouls.livejournal.com/

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Tuesday, December 5, 2006 6:46 PM

Doctor Me returns, still holding the syringe, poised for injection.

"Hey, don't look at Me about robots! While it is true that I helped uncrate the original Bubbles and repaired her later, the vast amount of robot-building, not to mention the acquisition of Trebek and the Kimmel clones, occured during a time when TheRealMe was being run by Needy or Safe!

"DestinyThinks? Hmmm... I suspect that someone might be incorporeally possessing our ship!"

Doctor Me starts to leave, then returns to jab Needy with his syringe and injects the odd green goo.

"OUCH!" Needy exclaims. "So, what is that stuff, anyway?"

Doctor Me returns the syringe to the pocket of his white lab coat. "Oh, it's just some plant person blood that I picked up from the Special Branch thread."

Doctor Me grits his teeth as he impales his palm again.

TheRealMe, Doctor of Destiny!

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Wednesday, December 6, 2006 11:14 AM

I don't Trebek is with us anymore.

I think someone *glares in the direction of Safe* destroyed him in a fit of jealous rage, or something.

An incorporially possessed ship? COOL!

I sooo need to kill of Soul so the ship can be mine.

OOPS! Did I say that out loud?

Serenity,
President of The Juggled Gosling Chatroom
Bride8

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Wednesday, December 6, 2006 7:25 PM

"No! Stop helping me!" Jazaf exclaims in a high pitched voice. Safe backs off, Jazaf sits up eyes clenched in pain.
"Did I get'em?
"Yes, now if you'll excuse me I'll be in the corner....waiting for my balls to drop.....again..." Jazaf replies still in a high voice.

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Mystery Man on the Sereni-Tree

Navigator on Destiny

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Thursday, December 7, 2006 12:59 PM

NEEDY

The road to Hel is paved with good intentions

"This better do the trick" Needy says, rubbing his arm better "Wait... special branch thread?"

Needy shakes his head. He must have heard wrong. The last thing they needed was for things to become more confusing

"Well, so far, I don't feel any diff..."
Suddenly Needy's body starts convulsing and he collapses to the floor, foaming at the mouth

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First Boy Whore of Destiny
Incredibly Confused Companion of SereniTree
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Friday, December 8, 2006 3:54 AM

The Man They Call Soul...

Quote:
Originally posted by NEEDY:

"Well, so far, I don't feel any diff..."
Suddenly Needy's body starts convulsing and he collapses to the floor, foaming at the mouth

"Hey! Who forgot to give Needy his rabies shot?"

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Soul, Security Chief of the Sereni-Tree, Captain of Destiny.

Mantichorus: "So is there a reason they call you 'Soul'?"
Soul (after a long pause): "Yeah. Because I have one."

http://havenofsouls.livejournal.com/

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Friday, December 8, 2006 4:25 AM

"Hey Jazaf, you sure you don't need any more help? I was just getting warmed up. I could go get my wrenches to beat the spiders with. I REALLY hate spiders..."

"Ewwww.... what's with Needy? Hey Dr. Me, are there any side effects to your shot? Like... I don't know... hair loss?"

*Safe looks at Serenity nervously* "Trebek... ya, well.... he started it. Just ask Jack. He'll back me up. Right Jack? Jack??"

Looks around for Jack, then looks at Serenity and swallows loudly, "I'm gonna get hit again, aren't I?"

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"Got a headful of lightning
And a heart full of rain
And I know that I said
I'd never do it again
Oh and I love you sweet baby but I always take the long way home."

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Friday, December 8, 2006 7:35 AM

NEEDY

The road to Hel is paved with good intentions

Suddenly Needy begins to shake even more violently

"Safe?" Serenity says seriously

"Yeah" Safe replies, his eyes transfixed on their friend

"I can't just stand here like this," she admits "have we got any popcorn?"

Just then Needy's body jerks as his limbs straighten, his bones cracking.

"ouch, that's gotta hurt" Jazaf comments from a distance, digging into his own popcorn that seems to have appeared out of nowhere

Then Needy's clothes begin to rip as his body outgrows them at an alarming rate.

"Anyone else having Incredible Hulk flashbacks?" Safe jokes before imitating the voice of the age-old show's title character "You're making me angry. You wouldn't like me when I'm angry"

As Needy's flesh tears through his clothes, he appears as naked as he was the day he was born.

"Eugh, I really don't" Jazaf jokes

"Needy?" Dr Me asks concerned.

The boy whore is still now, lying flat on his back, the medicine seeming to have cured him of his small stature... in fact, so much so that everything seems larger than before... and I mean EVERYTHING

"Are you sure's he angry? He looks quite, erm, happy to me" Serenity comments

Grabbing a thin sheet, Me throws it over Needy's body to allow him some dignity.

"Er, thanks" Needy says as he stirs, reaquainting himself with the environment. "Wh-what happened?"

"I think you'll find me you owe me thanks" Me declares, "I've just restored you to your former glory"

Needy looks at his body, and its relation in size to the others. A relieved smile appears on his face as he jumps up and hugs the doctor. "Thanks! Thank so much"

A clearly uncomfortable Me backs of from the naked boy whore.

"Ah, yes, sorry." Needy apologises upon realising his current state. "I suppose I should go find some clothes that fit"

With no sign of wiping off the huge grin from his face anytime soon, Needy turns and skips down the corridor, his backside clear for all to see.

The others look at each other at the sight of it.

"That's funny" Safe comments

"Er..." Me stumbles, before Safe continues

"I don't remember him having a tail before"

...

OOC: Well that's a long one (no pun intended... well maybe a little), but I got a bit carried away. Ah, this thread can be fun when anything goes. I mean look, we've got Buffy on board now!

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Needy. Male Companion:
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Incredibly Confused Companion of SereniTree
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Saturday, December 9, 2006 6:09 AM

"Hey Needy! Any chance you'll still be the ship's Shepard?" Jazaf shouts
"Are you kidding me?" Needy reenters the Common room fully dressed.
"Needy, Male Companion, is up and ready for business!" he exclaims.

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Mystery Man on the Sereni-Tree

Navigator on Destiny

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Saturday, December 9, 2006 6:17 AM

Quote:
Originally posted by NEEDY:
The boy whore is still now, lying flat on his back, the medicine seeming to have cured him of his small stature... in fact, so much so that everything seems larger than before... and I mean EVERYTHING

< snip >

A clearly uncomfortable Me backs of from the naked boy whore.

"Ah, yes, sorry." Needy apologises upon realising his current state. "I suppose I should go find some clothes that fit"

With no sign of wiping off the huge grin from his face anytime soon, Needy turns and skips down the corridor, his backside clear for all to see.

The others look at each other at the sight of it.

"That's funny" Safe comments

"Er..." Me stumbles, before Safe continues

"I don't remember him having a tail before"

Doctor Me removes his glasses, cleans them on his lab coat, and puts them back on. He squints at Needy's departing backside.

The doctor blushes. "Uh, are you sure that's a TAIL?"

TheRealMe, Doctor of Destiny!

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Tuesday, December 12, 2006 6:11 AM

Great. Now Needy's back in all his glory (or at least gloryISH) and I'm once again on a ship full of insufferable males!

*Looks around at all the men staring at her.*

I mean..who wants to start setting up for our annual Christmas/Hannukah/Winter Solstice Party?

Serenity,
President of The Juggled Gosling Chatroom
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Tuesday, December 12, 2006 6:38 AM

Only if you promise not to hit me... again. I'm feelin' a mite tenderized and bewildered at the moment.

Safe gazes off at nothing, a smile playing across his face, as he relives the kiss.

Jazaf throws and ice pack, bouncing it off Safe's head. "Hey, you never said anything about me not hitting you. Besides I was just... helping you."

Soul spits the remainer of his coffee out rather than choke on it with laughter.

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"Got a headful of lightning
And a heart full of rain
And I know that I said
I'd never do it again
Oh and I love you sweet baby but I always take the long way home."

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Tuesday, December 12, 2006 6:43 AM

Well, if you wouldn't be such an infernal pain in my butt, I wouldn't have to hit you!

Now, why don't you go get the box of decorations out of the closet. I'll go find the menorah and we'll get this party started!

Serenity,
President of The Juggled Gosling Chatroom
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Tuesday, December 12, 2006 7:32 AM

Safe rubs his head and glares at Jazaf.

Quote:
Now, why don't you go get the box of decorations out of the closet. I'll go find the menorah and we'll get this party started!

An Idea hits Safe and he turns to glare at Jazaf again, who shrugs his shoulders, before dashing out of the room towards engineering.

He returns shortly with a roughly rectangular shaped box. It has a handle on the top and two circles on the front.

"That doesn't look like a decoration" Serenity looks at the object puzzled.

"That is because it is a Tricorder." Dr. Me says with a little smugness.

Safe Looks at Me curiously, "Noooo... it's from Earth-that-was. It's called a Boomer box. It plays music." With that Safe produces a shiney flat disc.

He inserts the disc into the front of the box and presses a button. Nothing happens. After some time of tinkering where Safe has dismantled the "Boomer box" and reassembled it several time, Soul strolls over nonchalantly and picks up a piece of wire protruding from the back of the box and plugs it in to and outlet.

Bing Crosby's voice echos through the ship bestowing the virtues of a white Christmas.

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Safeat2nd- Befuddled handyman on Destiny, Sir Kei and Sir Luc on the Sereni-Tree, and contributor to the Special Branch.

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Tuesday, December 12, 2006 8:09 AM

"oooooh!, I love Bing Crosby!"

Serenity holds her hand out to Safe, who just looks at it. "What?"

*sigh* "This is where you're supposed to ask me to dance."

She grabs Safe, deposits one of his hands on her waist and holds onto the other.

"Now, can you lead? Or do I have to do that, too?"

Serenity,
President of The Juggled Gosling Chatroom
Bride8

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Wednesday, December 13, 2006 8:07 AM

bump!

Also: HAPPY BIRTHDAY CAPTAIN SOUL!!

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Wednesday, December 13, 2006 8:25 AM

The Man They Call Soul...

Quote:
Originally posted by CallMeSerenity:
HAPPY BIRTHDAY CAPTAIN SOUL!!

"Huh? My birthday? What?"

Soul glances over a the calendar and sees that it is, indeed, his birthday. He claps his hands together.

"Alright, chop chop, where's my presents?"

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Soul, Security Chief of the Sereni-Tree, Captain of Destiny.

Mantichorus: "So is there a reason they call you 'Soul'?"
Soul (after a long pause): "Yeah. Because I have one."

http://havenofsouls.livejournal.com/

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Wednesday, December 13, 2006 4:15 PM

"In a minute Captain. I'm dancin' here"

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"Got a headful of lightning
And a heart full of rain
And I know that I said
I'd never do it again
Oh and I love you sweet baby but I always take the long way home."

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Wednesday, December 13, 2006 8:11 PM

Heard by the crew in the rest of Destiny:

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BANG! CRASH! RRRRRRIP! CLANG! Sounds of a great struggle come from the med-lab. Doctor Me’s voice rings out: “Hit it with another tranquilizer dart!”

“All out!” Bubbles yells, dropping the useless rifle.

“Then taser it! All together, now! Three, two, one…”

BZZZZT! BZZZZT! BZZZZZT! BZZZZT! BZZZZT! The sound of numerous high-energy jolts can be heard and felt.

“That did it!” the Original Kimmel gloats smugly.

“Stay back, Jimmy!” Doctor Me calls. “It may be lying in wait to…”

“AIEEEEEEEH!!!”

“Gas?” the voice of Blossom asks.

“Worth a try,” Doctor Me agrees.

WOOOOSH!

“Now, tasers again!”

BZZZZZZZT! BZZZZZZZT! BZZZZZZZT! BZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZT!

The lights of Destiny dim for a moment.

“Is it down?” the voice of Buttercup asks.

Doctor Me sounds weary, and coughs twice. “Yes, for the moment. I’ll push it inside with this pole. Buttercup, shut the door and Blossom, lock it!”

“What should I do?” Bubbles asks.

“Hold me up!” the doctor says. “I’m about to pass out!”

Moments later, the door to the Med-lab opens and a bedraggled and blood-spattered Doctor Me comes out carrying a small box shaped like a one-foot cube. He stumbles about, aided by Bubbles, until he finds Soul.

Doctor Me adjusts his glasses and stands up straight. “Captain! Excellent! Happy Birthday Sir! I took the liberty of geneering a special present for you. It is a pet and a most fierce and formidable watchdog. Err… watch creature. It will be very loyal to you, Sir, and obey most of your commands. I call it ‘Cuddles’. It is programmed to be very affectionate toward you as well, but mind the tiny mouths at the ends of all the tentacles. The fangs there carry a deadly poison.”

Soul eyes the box dubiously.

Doctor Me turns to leave, but pauses. “Oh, Captain? Does the Original Kimmel serve any useful or important position in the ship’s crew?”

“No, not that I’m aware of? Why?”

“Oh, no reason! No reason at all!” Doctor Me wanders off, whistling innocently while still being supported by Bubbles.

The box on the table near Soul starts to move, tipping and lurching about. Then it starts hopping. A faint growling sound can be heard from inside, heavily laden with subsonics.

TheRealMe, Doctor of Destiny!

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Thursday, December 14, 2006 11:02 AM

"Oh! Presents! Yes, sir!"

Serenity lets go of Safe (who was mostly just stepping on her steel-toed boots anyway), and rushes off to her bunk. She comes back with something in her arms.

"Happy Birthday, Captain!"

She holds out a shiny new bird's eye maple handled shotgun tied with a red bow.

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Thursday, December 14, 2006 11:07 AM

Um...what's with the growling box on the table?

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Thursday, December 14, 2006 11:24 AM

The Man They Call Soul...

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"Happy Birthday, Captain!"

She holds out a shiny new bird's eye maple handled shotgun tied with a red bow.

"Thanks!! I needed something new to shoot things with."

Quote:
Originally posted by CallMeSerenity:

Um...what's with the growling box on the table?

"Oh, that? That's my new pet. Wanna see what it does?"

Without waiting for an answer, Soul removes the bow from the shotgun and opens the box on the table just a crack, waving the bow in front of it. The box stops shaking, and a low growl can be heard. Soul tosses the bow to Safe, who grabs it out of the air. Opening the box the whole way, Soul simply says, "Fluffy, fetch." A blur of fur and tentacles flies out of the box, heading straight for Safe, who promptly turns and bolts out of the room, Fluffy right behind him. After that, all that can be heard is a low growling and the occasional girly scream.

Jazaf glances over at Soul. "Fluffy?"

"Seemed appropriate."

Edit: "I thought Me named it Cuddles?"

"Well, that would have been appropriate, too."

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Soul, Security Chief of the Sereni-Tree, Captain of Destiny.

Mantichorus: "So is there a reason they call you 'Soul'?"
Soul (after a long pause): "Yeah. Because I have one."

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Thursday, December 14, 2006 11:52 AM

FLECHETTE

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Great. Now Needy's back in all his glory (or at least gloryISH) and I'm once again on a ship full of insufferable males!

*Looks around at all the men staring at her.*

I mean..who wants to start setting up for our annual Christmas/Hannukah/Winter Solstice Party?

Serenity,

Now Now - it's not like you're on the ship alone with them~

Did someone say Party? Where are the Margaritas?

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Flechette - Destiny's Cook

We got Crab and pig tell :Squid ink and fish scale
Okra and dasheen leaves
Chitchat and chatter :Fill up the platter
With a garnish of pure make believe
- Jimmy Buffett's Calaloo

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Thursday, December 14, 2006 12:00 PM

Ooh! Margaritas!

Good idea!

I'll grab salt if you grab limes!

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Thursday, December 14, 2006 6:17 PM

OOC: Fluffy is also good.

Say, has anyone actually tried out for anything on this try-out thread? Aside from Ship's Mascot, perhaps?

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Friday, December 15, 2006 6:18 AM

Well, I did try out kissing Safe.

It actually went rather well!

But, um, no newbies.

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Monday, December 18, 2006 5:33 PM

"Shouldn't we discuss this kinda thing after we land?" Jazaf asks, his voice finally lowering back to normal.
"I mean, I can't really see any new person having a chance to join us with the speed we left the last planet."

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Navigator on Destiny

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Monday, December 18, 2006 6:13 PM

Doctor Me agrees with Jazaf, and continues to ignore Buffy, treating her as a particularly persistant hallucination.

TheRealMe, Doctor of Destiny!

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Tuesday, December 19, 2006 3:10 AM

"YAAARRRGGG!"

Safe runs past the door, tentacled 'Cuddles' perched atop his shoulders tearing hair out in clumps.

"GEDOFFGEDOFF!!"

Safe runs past the doorway again. He pauses, "I think landing would be a good idea as well." Cuddles nods in agreement. Then Safe glares at Soul. "YOU are soooo not getting your birthday present."

Safe resumes running and screaming as 'Cuddles' renews his/her mauling.

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"Got a headful of lightning
And a heart full of rain
And I know that I said
I'd never do it again
Oh and I love you sweet baby but I always take the long way home."

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Thursday, December 21, 2006 9:11 AM

Serenity turns to Soul as Safe runs by again, Cuddles still pulling at his hair.

"It's kind of cute!"

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Friday, December 22, 2006 6:06 AM

"In the meantime I'll pilot the ship."
Jazaf heads up to the bridge and takes the pilot chair. Soul gives a worried look to Serenity then dashes to the Bridge with Serenity in tow.
"Are you sure you know how to fly this?"
Jazaf turns off the Auto-pilot and checks the navi-charts. "No" he replies calmly, "But I've played Flight Simulator a hundred times, how different can it be? 'Sides, it's not my flying that should worry you."
"It isn't?" Serenity asks tentatively.
Jazaf chuckles "Hell no, my landings are a bit more......chaotic."

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Mystery Man on the Sereni-Tree

Navigator on Destiny

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Friday, December 22, 2006 7:29 AM

KYRA

Who we are depends on the outcome of the struggle between who we were and who we want to be

Needy makes an appearance (lets face it, it's about time)

"Hey Jazaf" he starts nervously "are you sure you're okay flying this thing? I mean I do have experience flying shuttles, I'm sure I might be the better man for the job"

"Is that right?" Jazaf turns to look at him and his jaw drops "What's that?"

"What?" Needy replies

"That! That thing round your neck"

Needy feels the white collar he has attached to his outfit. "Oh. Yeah. Didn't you hear? I'm this ship's shepherd now"

Jazaf laughs. "I thought you were joking"

Needy looks to Serenity for some support, but finds that she is barely managing to hold back her own laughter
"What? You think I can't be a shepherd?"

"You're a whore!" Jazaf replies

"Well, not all religious people lived their whole life morally. Change has gotta come somewhere"

"Well don't come anywhere near me" Jazaf mocks

"Fine!" Needy throws his hands up in the air "Crash the ship! See if I care. But I will be shepherd. You can't stop me!"

"Ahem" Serenity interrupts

"What?"

"You might want to see to Mr Happy"

Needy looks down and promptly zips up his fly before storming out the room

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Saturday, December 23, 2006 5:57 PM