CAPTION TIGHTPANTS RISE AGAIN! #10 by TenthCrewMember

meep! This is just terrifying.

PA announcement:
Finalists in the slanty gunbelt derby please
report to the Bidder Registration area.

(...knew I should have gone down to Flan and
avoided this...)

bun
~Bastards flinged my turtle~

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Friday, December 8, 2006 5:41 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by TenthCrewMember:

NARRATOR: Imagine our surprise when Cap'n turned out to be Multiple Man.

--
"Mei-mei, everything I have is right here." -- Simon Tam

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Friday, December 8, 2006 5:44 PM

Could you please just make it stranger? Stranger. Odder. Could be weirder. More bizarre. How about uncanny?

Kaylee(OS): Five li'l Tightpants, standing in a row...

OR

River(OS):
This li'l Cap'n went to sell cows,
This li'l Cap'n made Serenity home,
This li'l Cap'n had protien supplements,
This li'l Cap'n "got some",
And this li'l Cap'n cried "Ree-ree-reavers!" all the way to Miranda.

OR

Inara(OS): Don't you have anything in an "It's 10 o'clock in the morning look"?

OR

Kaylee(OS): So batchelors, what is your idea of the perfect date when taking a girl out?
Mal#1: High handed attempts to defend a ladies honor...accentuated with a duel to the death!
Mal#2: Pickpocketing and barfighting. Get's the blood pumpin'!
Mal#3: A romantic train ride, complete with heisting alliance meds!
Mal#4: Getting my ass handed to me by a noname gov't operative so you can save me...it'll help make you feel important to my plotline!
Mal#5: Sex. Lots of Sex...
Kaylee(OS): Oooh! Tell me more #5!
Mal#5: ...with your best friend.

BWAH!

TCM

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Friday, December 8, 2006 6:02 PM

DAVESHAYNE

Even though Kaylee had warned him that it wasn't working right Mal just had to try out the cloning machine.

David

"Not completely as well as the series of Firefly..." - From a review of Serenity at amazon.de

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Friday, December 8, 2006 6:11 PM

PUMAMANREDUX

What happens when Malcolm Reynolds meets up with Dave Lister and a modified Triplicator

(Firefly meets Red Dwarf, again))

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Friday, December 8, 2006 6:13 PM

Could you please just make it stranger? Stranger. Odder. Could be weirder. More bizarre. How about uncanny?

must preface: No disrespect intended on my part toward the obvious true fans pictured here...

Zoe(OS): See this photo? It's the real reason we lost the war...Malcolm Redeux. Spread like wildfire after Serenity Valley...

BWAH!

TCM

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Friday, December 8, 2006 6:26 PM

RHAEGARTARGARYEN

When Snow White offhandedly mentioned she was an Inara Serra fan, five of her little friends arrived prepared.

My signature...Rhae.

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Friday, December 8, 2006 6:34 PM

VERSEEXPLORER

Browncoats to Univeral Execs: Give us a sequel or will be acting out all of the episodes of Firefly on your main entrance.

Help Spread the Word to Non Sci-Fi Fans
http://www.fireflyfans.net/thread.asp?b=20&t=25063&m=412141#412141

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Friday, December 8, 2006 7:02 PM

BLUEEYEDBRIGADIER

Quote:
Originally posted by VerseExplorer:

Mal: Ok...here's the plan: since the Alliance is all riled up at me right now for what happened at Mr. Universe's, I propose we get a series of body-doubles to mess with their heads!

Inara: Mal? Where in the name of Buddha did you find these...men? Cuz they look more like relatives of Jayne than copies of you!

Jayne: Hey! My kin is a whole hell lot better lookin' than those clowns!

Literature has shown us some of humanity's greatest achievements; history, some of our greatest failures -- Alun Lewis

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Friday, December 8, 2006 9:00 PM

okay...i won...again. I think this hero deserves the finest drink in the house!

*sound of many guns cocking...*

or maybe not...

Again: Thanks to all that voted. Cheers Guys!

Now on with the show!!!

In Joss first draft of "Serenity" was going to confuse the Operative with many, many Mal clones.

and

Inara (os): check please!

and

Dress Down Tuesday at Stargate Command brought up a few suprises...

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TRAIN!!!

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Friday, December 8, 2006 10:41 PM

CHOLLETT

Mal #3: "I'm Spartacus!"
Mal #2: "No, I'm Spartacus!"
Mal#5: "I'm Spartacus!"

OR

All (singing): "We're, too sexy for our fandom, too sexy for our fandom, so sexy it huuuurts!"

I'm babbling like a moonbrain.

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Saturday, December 9, 2006 2:41 AM

DEBBIE

Bashful,Happy,Grumpy,Doc,and Dopey.

Or

Will the real Malcolm Reynolds please step forward

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Saturday, December 9, 2006 3:26 AM

COSMICFUGITIVE

*Singing Five men went to mow*

Five Mals went to the con, went to the convention. Five Mals, four Mals, three Mals, two Mals, one Mal and his brown coat, went to the convention!

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Saturday, December 9, 2006 6:00 AM

DEBBIE

All Five mals singing: we represent the lollipop gild, The lollipop gild, the lollipop gild, and in the name of the lollipop gild we want to welcome you to munchkin land.

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Saturday, December 9, 2006 6:14 AM

REAVERINA1985RIVIERA

Quote:
Originally posted by TenthCrewMember:

Mal(OS): Back on Shadow were I was growin' up, I had more family for a kid... and they were all fashion thieves. Bad ones too.

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How many Jaynes does it take to change a light bulb?

Two. One to try to put it in and another to find a bigger hammer.

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Saturday, December 9, 2006 6:40 AM

CYBERSNARK

MAL: Wait one gorram minute; they're not covering for me, they're trying to take credit!!

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We applied the cortical electrodes but were unable to get a neural reaction from either patient.

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Saturday, December 9, 2006 7:56 AM

Could you please just make it stranger? Stranger. Odder. Could be weirder. More bizarre. How about uncanny?

voiceover *sings*:
Which one of these Browncoats is not like the others? Which one of these Browncoats doesn't belong?

OR

In the future, GI Joe attempts to use Cobra Command's cloning technology to keep up the good fight. They never would get it quite right...

BWAH!

TCM

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Saturday, December 9, 2006 11:34 AM

Simon: nope THIS is what going mad feels like.

or

Wash: OKAY! thats it, wheres my crummy hero town!?!

and

Customers (os): Waiter! I ordered five FLANS, what in the special hell are these????

and

To make it worse, they'd made up a YMCA song as well...

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TRAIN!!!

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Saturday, December 9, 2006 12:14 PM

GRAYALBATROSS

(Vo):There were other actors,of course, but Nathan's biggest selling point was that he was the only one who fit in the damn coat right...

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When in doubt, consult the hamster.

Also, I can kill you with my brain

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Saturday, December 9, 2006 6:54 PM

(Unison): Oh, Danny boy, the pipes, the pipes are callin'.........

OR

(Female, off): No, officer, I'm sure he was
taller. Younger. And there was a distinct
odor of turnips. None of these has the bumpy
nose...

OR

(VO): Next man says, "I'm Bill Pardy" I'll 'ave
'is guts for garters!

bun
~Bastards ID'd my turtle~

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Saturday, December 9, 2006 7:04 PM

DREAMWALKER

The first anual Browncoat reunion seemed off to a promising start, but Mal had some doubts after discovering he'd invited all his old war buddies to an Alliance friendly bar.

OR

Voice (OS):Welcome to tonight's Browncoat auction. Step right up ladies and bid for genuine memebers of the Independents.

Wash: This landing is gonna get pretty interesting
Mal: Define "interesting".
Wash: Oh God, of God, we're all going to die?

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Sunday, December 10, 2006 4:16 AM

PDCHARLES

What happened? He see your face?

congrats once again Choo...

Bun, The "line-up" one fancied my tickle.

Joss: Ok guys. Show me what ya got.

Mal #1: (Kirkish) I aim... to.... Mis... Behave.
Mal #2: I'm aiming for Inara #12 ova' there... *whistles*
Mal #3: I aim directly at the ceiling.
Mal #4: I aim to please.
Mal #5: Huh... wha... uhhh... How drunk was I last night?

or

The "Shadowan Idol Rewind" was always a ratings giant.

or

Mal's (in unison): SUMMER!!!!!!!!
Summer: WHAT?!?!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Mal's: (pick) doh!, *whistles*, BANG!, *wets pants*, Zzzzzzzzzzzzzz...

latest vid

the lyrics http://www.greenplastic.com/lyrics/lucky.php

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Sunday, December 10, 2006 2:10 PM

CUNNINGORANGETOQUE

GUEST(os):"Nice GUNS!"

MAL 1&3:"Why thank you..."

GUEST:"Not you, i meant Mal #4 over there..."

MAL 4:*smirks*

OR

With all the people dressed up like him around the area, Mal easily pulled the bank heist next door.

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Creator of "THE OTHER SHINY CAPTION GAME"!
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Time for some thrilling heroics!
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Sunday, December 10, 2006 5:10 PM

Ahoy, pdc, it seemed so obvious. heh.
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All kidding aside (but only for a moment,
so relax already) I just *LOVE* these guys.
They've obviously invested time, creativity,
love, and buckeroonies into these wonderful
Captain-y outfits. The man in the middle has
gone to the trouble to strike a "Mal" publicity
pose for us. They're great!
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Now (to your very great relief) back to the
snark. ::-)

As he surveyed the latest group of candidates,
Whedon's heart sank. Clearly something had gone
terribly wrong at the casting office. Well, he
sighed, at least he could console himself with
the fact that he had not asked anyone to audition
using that last scene in "Trash."

OR

"We're ready for our close-up."

bun
~Bastards tickled my turtle all fancy-like~

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Sunday, December 10, 2006 7:09 PM

RHAEGARTARGARYEN

The help wanted ad had misspelled "Mail Room." Some came to apply for the Mal Room clerk position.

or,

Mal-a-day, noun, an unwholesome, delusional condition.

My signature...Rhae.

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Sunday, December 10, 2006 9:05 PM

Mal (os, Kaylee in arms): Oh, I'm a browncoat, and I'm okay,I sleep all night and I work all day.

MAL CHORUS: He's a browncoat, and he's okay, He sleeps all night and he works all day.

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LUMBERJACK SONG!!!

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Sunday, December 10, 2006 9:06 PM

LOL @ Rhae!!

Is Delusional Captaincy contagious?
Exhibit A: The legendary Patient Numero Uno
and four of the earliest victims.

bun
~Bastards infested my turtle~

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Monday, December 11, 2006 12:37 AM

SIMONWHO

The organisers of the Flanvention were sitting comfortably in their hotel room on the far side of the world when the concierge asked them to come down to reception...

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Monday, December 11, 2006 3:10 AM

KMS

Kaylee(OS): Jayne! Book! Simon! Wash! You can’t all be the Captain for Halloween!!!
Mal(OS): Why is there so many of me? Did we fall into another universe or something?

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Monday, December 11, 2006 3:23 AM

PUMAMANREDUX

The Five Tenors do their version of "The Ballad of Serenity"

***************

The Five Tenors do their version of "The Hero of Canton"

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Monday, December 11, 2006 3:28 AM

SHANNARA

the few,
the proud,
the totally geeky,
THE MALINES!

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Monday, December 11, 2006 5:41 AM

THEREALME

Every time Nathan called in sick, Joss needed a stiff drink before he went off to select one of the understudies.

TheRealMe, Captain of the Sereni-Tree

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Monday, December 11, 2006 5:45 AM

TEACHDAIRE

*BIG DEEP BASS VOICE OVER*

In 500 years...
The future...
Resembles the past...
Science fiction Meets western in...
THE CLONE ARRANGER...

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For every battle honour, a thousand heroes die along, unremembered and unsung...

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Monday, December 11, 2006 2:44 PM

Oh. My. God.
Teachdaire!!!
Captioning lured me here.
And kept me here.
And got me to register at last.
And now I know why...
Even on a sub-crummy day I can come here and
find something totally off the wall.
::-)

bun
~Bastards wrote silly things about my turtle~

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Monday, December 11, 2006 8:36 PM

ADMIRAL

Believe it or not, these five were the only people that watched Firefly when it originally aired.

The Hero of Canton, the man they call Jayne!!!

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Monday, December 11, 2006 8:51 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by TenthCrewMember:

As Simon oversees the sorry bunch of inbred survivors of Shadow, he resolutely turns to his sister and says: "See, River, this is why we can't get married; that's just not something brothers and sisters do. I mean, on some planets, but only pretty bad ones."

--
"Mei-mei, everything I have is right here." -- Simon Tam

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Monday, December 11, 2006 8:51 PM

Replica Browncoat: $200
Flan Tickets: $189
Hotel accomidation: $50 per night

Meeting the Swedish womens Morena Baccarin Appreciation Aociety: Priceless

(course it'll never gonna happen. 'Cause the Swedes just spotted Nathon Fillion )

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Monday, December 11, 2006 10:47 PM

ADMIRAL wrote:
Monday, December 11, 2006 20:36
Believe it or not, these five were the only people that watched Firefly when it originally aired.
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And they were the only ones to go to Serenity.
(And SLiTHER, but that's a story for another
time.)

JOSS (VO): Is this all we got?
UNID. (VO): Couldn't get Ashton Kutcher

bun
~Bastards singed my turtle~

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Tuesday, December 12, 2006 2:05 AM

Quote:
Originally posted by TenthCrewMember:

TV ANNOUNCER: "Last Saturday: As multiple parallel universes began to break into the same reality at an alarming rate, Kaylee suggested they create a static warp shell to seal the temporal rifts. Will they get their own Captain back? ... And now the conclusion."

--
"Mei-mei, everything I have is right here." -- Simon Tam

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Tuesday, December 12, 2006 5:33 AM

Could you please just make it stranger? Stranger. Odder. Could be weirder. More bizarre. How about uncanny?

http://vote.sparklit.com/web_poll.spark/1020839

It's voting time!

http://vote.sparklit.com/web_poll.spark/1020839

just in case you missed it...

BWAH!

TCM

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Tuesday, December 12, 2006 5:42 AM

Quote:
Originally posted by TenthCrewMember:

http://vote.sparklit.com/web_poll.spark/1020839

It's voting time!

What?? So fast already? It's only been up for two days! Oh well. :)

--
"Mei-mei, everything I have is right here." -- Simon Tam

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Tuesday, December 12, 2006 5:45 AM

Could you please just make it stranger? Stranger. Odder. Could be weirder. More bizarre. How about uncanny?

Quote:
Originally posted by asarian:
What?? So fast already? It's only been up for two days! Oh well. :)

Actually it was 4 days, but that was because it went up late. So we're just back on schedule now.

Sorry if it FELT like 2 days.

BWAH!

TCM

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Tuesday, December 12, 2006 3:42 PM

KMS

MAL (OS): I said all this job needed was any of you 5 CLOWNS! Now stop messing around or I'm getting me a new crew!

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Tuesday, December 12, 2006 8:56 PM