CAPTION 2 TIGHTPANTS #6 by TenthCrewMember

Could you please just make it stranger? Stranger. Odder. Could be weirder. More bizarre. How about uncanny?

Cutting to the chasers this week! ;)

Our winner!

Congrats Mantichorus! Now we have a shot from the BDM...

Mal: Are you propositioning me, Doctor?
Simon: This is not propositioning, this is shock.
Mal: Hard to tell one from t'other, face like yours.
Simon: If it were a proposition, I suspect my mouth would be open wider.

Yeah, that totally gets us going on the wrong foot...

BWAH!
TCM

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Wednesday, November 16, 2005 6:02 PM

SHINY

MAL: You'll get the remote when I'm good and finished with it, doctor.

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Wednesday, November 16, 2005 6:02 PM

THATWEIRDGIRL

Quote:
Originally posted by TenthCrewMember:

Zoe: *snicker*
Jayne: *swallows laugh*
Mal: This isn't the yoke is it?
Simon: Uh....
Kaylee (OS): Cap'n, what're you doin with my Pocket Rocket?

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Wednesday, November 16, 2005 7:59 PM

BELACGOD

Jayne: Dear God in Heaven, please give me an excuse to bother Mal about not letting me bring grenades...

or

Mal: Do you want to come with us on this mission instead of River?
Simon: Yes.
Mal: Well...you CAN'T!

or

Zoe: Mal, I appreciate you stopping to ask for directions, but we haven't even left the cargo bay.

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Wednesday, November 16, 2005 8:44 PM

MANWITHPEZ

Important people don't do field work.

Quote:

Jayne excused himself after the whole crew had to listen to a long winded explanation from Simon on why farting in a vehicle is wrong, even if it isn't enclosed.

OR

Mal: Check it out: First we had that four wheeler mule thing, now we got this hover mule! Thank you MTV's Pimp My Mule!

OR

Nathan tried for a good Elvis impression, but found his snarl a little lacking.

OR

Nathan: Whatever, Sean! You can just go on and be mad cause women are going to swoon over my topless scene, and not yours cause Jewel's mauling you like a piece of meat!

Sean: Yes, I can see how women would hate that.

OR

Nathan: Why yes, Sean, I do have the time. It's...Hey, where's my watch? SUMMMMMMER!!!

OR

Adam: (Whipsering): Sure would be nice if we had some grenades...Sure would be nice if we had some grenades....

Joss: (OS): And, Action!

Adam: GRENADES! Nice and sure they'd be...you know...if we had em'...

Joss: (OS): CUT!

Adam: SHIT!

OR

Simon was more forgiving about Mal taking River on a job when Mal offered him some escargot.

OR

Mal's attempt to make a shadow puppet Abe Lincoln on Simon's forehead amused no one but Wash.

OR

Mal: On this ship, you are to refer to me as Idiot!, not You Captain!

More to come...

Kaylee: "What's so damn important about being proper? It don't mean nothing out here in the black."
Simon: "It means more out here. It's all I have..."

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Wednesday, November 16, 2005 10:10 PM

CUNNINGORANGETOQUE

MAN! I was gonna use that pic next Round!! O well....to business...

/\/\/\/\/\/\

Mal, Jayne and Zoe tried to keep a straight face as Simon walked up, complete with a new make-up job done by Wash the previous night after the party.

OR

SIMON:"What? Is there something on my face?"

OR

Mal:"I'm sorry, Simon."

SIMON:"No...it's alright..."

MAL:"No Simon...i'm sorry."

CREW:"Wha?...Awww C'mon!"

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Thursday, November 17, 2005 12:19 AM

Woo-hoo! I won!

Nate finally learns how annoying it is to have a co-star's pants rip on your line.

OR

Mal proves his love for ETW antiques by playing on a Master System while Jayne and Zoe play the latest edition of the Game Boy.

OR

SIMON: "Oh, and Captain, if River should start kicking everybodies' ass, here's the words you should say..."
MAL, ZOE & JAYNE: "Mfft!" (surpressing laughter)

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Thursday, November 17, 2005 12:56 AM

Curb crawling, 25th century style.

or

Mal: Simon, in this light, I never appreciated your manly features before...

or

Jayne: Are we there yet?
Mal: I've told you all ready, pipe down or I'll turn this Mule around and there'll be no robbin' for anyone!

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Thursday, November 17, 2005 3:23 AM

UNCHARTEDOUTLAW

First, BWAH! TWG, good one!! :D

Now...

MAL: Doc, I love ya.
ZOE: *snickers*
JAYNE: *snores*
DOC: *speechless*

=or=

MAL: Doc, when this thing hits 88 miles per hour you're gonna...wait, that's not right.
ZOE & JAYNE: *resisting laughter*

=or=

MAL: Watch the hydraulics, esse! Don't you know I'm loco?

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speech? I'm just so curious." -Wash

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Thursday, November 17, 2005 4:24 AM

MAL: "Fill 'er up, son, and don't skimp. I've had problems with my vehicles runnin' out of gas before..."

OR

Simon's latest ill-advised attempt at ghetto slang went down as well as always.

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Thursday, November 17, 2005 4:27 AM

KAYLEE4SIMON

Mal: Now if you'll excuse us, we'd best be on our way... aw come on don't give me that look
Simon: Your on my foot
Mal: Hmm hard to tell face like yours
Simon: I hide pain well

or

Simon: I want a mighty kids meal
Mal: Only if your good

Keep shiny!

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Thursday, November 17, 2005 4:41 AM

LIMEYBROWNSTOAT

MAL: Gorram it! Doc, you see which one of 'em farted?

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'Faster! Faster would be better!' - Capt. Mal Reynolds

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Thursday, November 17, 2005 1:25 PM

Could you please just make it stranger? Stranger. Odder. Could be weirder. More bizarre. How about uncanny?

Simon: That'll be 380 credits, sir.
Mal: Do whubbaboutwho? Gorramit, Jayne, I told you McProtein was expensive! Pony up!
Jayne: Lesee...live round, empty casing, empty casing, 3 platinum, live round...

OR

Simon: Cap'n, you know, I've always loved you?
Mal: OH GOD! I can't know this!

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Thursday, November 17, 2005 1:29 PM

SICKDUDE

Simon: Coffee, tea, peanuts...?

"Don't say 'ka' until you've tried it." Daniel Jackson

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Thursday, November 17, 2005 1:47 PM

SIGNYM

I believe in solving problems, not sharing them.

Simon: Will there be fries with that?

OR

MAL: No son, you DON'T get to drive the car!

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Thursday, November 17, 2005 3:23 PM

LIMEYBROWNSTOAT

MAL: I can't look... Doc, what the heck have I just grabbed hold of!?

or

SIMON: Pst, Captain... I saw what you were doing with that stick last night...

MAL: What? Shut up, man. I don't want the others to know.

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Thursday, November 17, 2005 4:10 PM

PSYCHOTICBRIDE

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Zoe and Jayne were tight-lipped about Mal's arachnophobia, hoping for a good laugh.

...popping Simon's dislocated shoulder back into place some time later, it was decided that it didn't turn out to be as funny as hoped.

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Thursday, November 17, 2005 5:53 PM

MONTANAGIRL

Quote:
Originally posted by manwithpez:
Mal: On this ship, you are to refer to me as Idiot!, not You Captain!

Spaceballs reference!!

I love my Pez.

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"Well, strange is no problem, but I draw the line at men I don't know." -Dixie

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Friday, November 18, 2005 6:47 AM

SHINYHINEYSUPERLIMEY

Mal: What do you mean the door's the other way?

My mama made it!

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Friday, November 18, 2005 7:41 AM

"I'm tellin' you doc - don't let River near those damned beans again. Jayne and Zoe can hardly breathe here. When we get back - she'd better be outta gas..."

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"See, this is another sign of your tragic space dementia, all paranoid and crotchety. Breaks the heart."

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Friday, November 18, 2005 8:57 AM

KESSIE

Mal ( thinking): If I give him my hypnotic stare he probably wont notice that I took his sister.

or

With the pretty harmless words " Captain will you marry me" Simon won the "Make the Captain speechless competition"

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Saturday, November 19, 2005 2:59 AM

JETFLAIR

What do you mean, Officer? My license ain't suspended, not at this very moment, at least.

Or

No, Officer, I haven't been drinking. I might have been driving a bit erratic, but I was just helpin' Jayne look for his grenades.

Or

I do too have insurance!

Or

Like I already told you, officer, the reavers ate my license and registration.
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Saturday, November 19, 2005 4:14 AM

ZOOT

Quote:
With the pretty harmless words " Captain will you marry me" Simon won the "Make the Captain speechless competition"

For some reason I just ADORE this one ...

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Okay, I'm lost, I'm angry, and I'm
armed.

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Sunday, November 20, 2005 6:33 AM

RYCE

Zoe (thinking): Typical, the only man I know who will pull over and ask for directions to the place we're about to heist is also the only man I know who insists on wearing a pretty floral bonnet whenever possible.

No power in the 'verse can stop me!

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Sunday, November 20, 2005 11:12 AM

CHOLLETT

Simon: "Can I come, Mal? Can I? Can I?"
Mal: "No."
Simon: "Awwww, MAAAAL!!!!!!!"

OR

Mal: "Now Doc, I need you to tell me which one of them poked me on the shoulder."

OR

Mal: "Which one of them did it?"

OR

Mal: "Simon, honey, I'm taking the kids to school. They've been very notty and i'm gonna have a talk with their teacher and councellor."
Simon: "Okay, but be sure to be home soon, dinner will be ready in less than two hours."
Mal: "Don't worry dear, I will be."

OR

Simon: "We gotta win this race so that we can get some more med supplies. Do you know your role in this?"
Mal: "Do you?"

I'm babbling like a moonbrain.

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Sunday, November 20, 2005 11:12 AM

CHOLLETT

Augh! Gorram double post.

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Monday, November 21, 2005 1:47 AM

JAYNE(off key): #Speed demon, you're the very same one, who said the future's in your hands, the life you save could be your own...#
MAL: "Every heist, he's gotta start singin'..."

OR

MAL: "Nyeeehh... What's up, Doc?"

OR

MAL: "Simon...why do you keep callin' the Mule a spinal?"
(This is actually a reference to the fact that someone on the UK Browncoat forums misheard "that's final" as "that spinal"...)

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Monday, November 21, 2005 9:06 PM

Could you please just make it stranger? Stranger. Odder. Could be weirder. More bizarre. How about uncanny?

Simon: Going to vote...
Mal: Vote? OH VOOOOOTE...
Jayne: Gorrammit, if I liked votin' I woulda been President of the 'Verse.
Zoe: Sir, I think you have a problem with your link being missing...

here's the link!
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go vote!
(voting open through Nov 24...Turkey Day! Shiny!)

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Monday, December 5, 2005 1:10 PM

Could you please just make it stranger? Stranger. Odder. Could be weirder. More bizarre. How about uncanny?

NEVER.
GOES.
SMOOTH.

Okay, my ruttin' BRAND NEW COMPUTER had another power supply die.

WTF? Anywho, that combined with the holidays (and cost of gifts to go with) are interferin' with this man equally, so it'll prolly be another 4-5 days (until I next get paid for doin' the job!) before I can get my girl up and runnin' again.

Just wanted to let y'all know, I haven't forgotten y'all, and Caption Tightpants will be back in the saddle once more soon enough!

Keep Flyin'!

TCM

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Monday, December 5, 2005 4:38 PM

CYBERSNARK

*reaches into frame, Jayne-like, to pat TCM's shoulder*

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We applied the cortical electrodes but were unable to get a neural reaction from either patient.

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Monday, December 5, 2005 4:42 PM

UNREGISTEREDCOMPANION

"Why yes, I am bi-curious"

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Monday, December 12, 2005 1:16 AM

Quote:
Originally posted by TenthCrewMember:
NEVER.
GOES.
SMOOTH.

Okay, my ruttin' BRAND NEW COMPUTER had another power supply die. WTF? Anywho, that combined with the holidays (and cost of gifts to go with) are interferin' with this man equally, so it'll prolly be another 4-5 days (until I next get paid for doin' the job!) before I can get my girl up and runnin' again.

Just wanted to let y'all know, I haven't forgotten y'all, and Caption Tightpants will be back in the saddle once more soon enough!

Keep Flyin'!

TCM

Just for once, I'd like things to go according to the gorram plan.

Sorry to hear about your troubles, TCM, they sound plentyful.
However, I'm not too put-out, cos I've got a heap of college coursework to get through, and I wouldn't have the time to try and be funny as well.

Hope you're flying again soon.

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Monday, December 12, 2005 1:27 AM

N0SKILLZ

TCM not sure if you live in the US or not, but if your PSU is not on warranty i'd look at one from newegg.com . if you know a bit about computers that is. Me and my friend have never gone wrong with power supplies from there.

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Monday, December 12, 2005 4:09 AM

TCM:
Try a slightly more powerful PSU, as the one in there already may be overloaded, bout all I can suggest.

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Monday, December 12, 2005 5:24 AM

Could you please just make it stranger? Stranger. Odder. Could be weirder. More bizarre. How about uncanny?

Hey, thanks gang! I went and bought a new Antec Power Supply, and while that was actually part of the problem, it turns out I have another problem, but what I don't know.

I hooked everything back up, and I have power, cuz fans and lights all run real purty, but nothing else. No beeping to tell me the memory or cpu is bad, no accessing HDs, nothin. I tried replacing the video card, but that wasn't the problem either.

Any ideas or past experiences would definately be helpful. If you want, just email me straight at tenthcrewmember(at)gmail.com and I'd be most appreciative.

Otherwise, I believe the motherboard, RAM, and CPU are all still under warranty, but that's gonna take a spell to get them to replace whatever is bad if it is bad, I am sure.

TCM

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Monday, December 12, 2005 6:44 AM

N0SKILLZ

TCM sent ya an email. hope it helps!

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Monday, December 12, 2005 8:12 AM

ENGINEANGEL

zoe and jayne fight to keep straight faces as Mal tells Simon to stop harrassing him and go to his bunk!

or

Mal: What, do you want to dive this mule?!
Simon: YES!!
Mal: Well...you can't
lol
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Wednesday, December 27, 2006 6:48 AM

ASARIAN

Quote:
Originally posted by Mantichorus:

MAL: "Fill 'er up, son, and don't skimp. I've had problems with my vehicles runnin' out of gas before..."

That was a damn good one. :)

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Wednesday, December 27, 2006 7:34 AM

PUMAMANREDUX

(Mal) "You can play Asteroids when I'm done, Doctor"

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Wednesday, December 27, 2006 10:12 AM

DARKKNIGHTJRK

I like that last one--Shaun of the Dead!

Anyway, here's mine:

MAL: I call this look..."Blue Steel."
SIMON: ...

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Wednesday, December 27, 2006 10:48 AM

No way this ones a year old, surely?

In honour of Zoolander:

Mal's new look:
Confused Magnum.

More insane ramblings by the people who brought you beeeer milkshakes!
No one can see their reflection in running water. It is only in still water that we can see.

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Wednesday, December 27, 2006 11:41 AM

MAZAEN

Doc: Sir There's someone with 40 blind mice wanting to board our ship sir. Should I lock the new boarders in the cargo bay?

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Wednesday, December 27, 2006 5:47 PM

PUMAMANREDUX

Quote:
Originally posted by citizen:
No way this ones a year old, surely?

It is a year old and don't call me Shirley

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Wednesday, December 27, 2006 6:45 PM

FLORALBUNNY

"You are *not* the man I met a year ago."

bun
~we aim to exponentiate~

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Wednesday, December 27, 2006 7:18 PM

DARKKNIGHTJRK

Quote:
Originally posted by citizen:
No way this ones a year old, surely?

In honour of Zoolander:

Mal's new look:
Confused Magnum.

More insane ramblings by the people who brought you beeeer milkshakes!
No one can see their reflection in running water. It is only in still water that we can see.

It is? ...Oops.

As you can tell, I'm new here.

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Thursday, December 28, 2006 6:59 AM