CAPTION TIGHTPANTS RISE AGAIN #13 by TenthCrewMember

On top of everything else, Jayne was an expert air guitarist

or

(Jayne does air guitar and his best Bill/ Ted impression) "Ex-ceeeeeeellenttttttttt"

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Friday, January 12, 2007 3:46 PM

JAYNE (to man on his left): That hat makes you look like an idiot.

or

Old Firefly hands demonstrate to newbies how to stay
occupied while the honey-wagon catches up to the
action.

bun
~Bastards singed my turtle~
~We aim to exponentiate~

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Friday, January 12, 2007 4:00 PM

DAVESHAYNE

Jayne does "The Robot" while the yokels look on in fear.

David

"Not completely as well as the series of Firefly..." - From a review of Serenity at amazon.de

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Friday, January 12, 2007 4:42 PM

WALRUS

Jayne : Yo G, whats say we get sum of dem bitches and hoes niggazzz ?

OR

The little guy was finding it hard to judge the final round of the 43rd world stare out championships between Jayne Cobb and... A sillohuette

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Friday, January 12, 2007 5:03 PM

ASARIAN

Quote:
Originally posted by TenthCrewMember:

JAYNE: No... THIS must be what going mad feels like.

Or,

DIRECTOR'S COMMENT: River's slash across Adam's chest had become too wide to cover up naturally. We decided to correct it digitally, afterwards.

Or,

JAYNE: We will rule over all this land, and we will call it... This Land.

Congrats, Simonwho!

--
"Mei-mei, everything I have is right here." -- Simon Tam

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Friday, January 12, 2007 5:26 PM

Jayne's response to the 'shrooms was interesting, to say the least

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Friday, January 12, 2007 6:08 PM

ASARIAN

Quote:
Originally posted by TenthCrewMember:

JAYNE: And for my next shadow animal, a classic: the bunny.

--
"Mei-mei, everything I have is right here." -- Simon Tam

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Friday, January 12, 2007 6:41 PM

Jayne decided to try and seduce himself

or

Jayne needed to practice for the forthcoming Serenity BallRoom Dance.

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Friday, January 12, 2007 7:47 PM

THATWEIRDGIRL

Quote:
Originally posted by TenthCrewMember:

Jayne (singing): Everything was beautiful at the ballet,
Raise your arms and someone's always there...

--

Jayne: Wingardium Leviosa!

--

Jayne: hey, I think I know this one.

--

Mal (OS): No grenades!

Eh, nothing special here, just hadn't participated in a while.

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Sometimes I lie awake at night, and I ask, "Where have I gone wrong?" Then a voice says to me, "This is going to take more than one night."
-- Charlie Brown

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Saturday, January 13, 2007 2:19 AM

SIMONWHO

I won? Woo hoo! I want to thank my pet cat and my high school gym coach and...

Jayne: Friends, Romans, Countrymen, lend me your ears.
Mal: Jayne, get back on the ship.
Jayne: Gorram it. I was going to get me some ears.

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Saturday, January 13, 2007 3:12 AM

Congrads Simonwho!

Jayne: Come here little girl, want some candy? I have milk and cookies.

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Saturday, January 13, 2007 3:15 AM

Jayne: There's gold in them there hills.

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Saturday, January 13, 2007 5:34 AM

Could you please just make it stranger? Stranger. Odder. Could be weirder. More bizarre. How about uncanny?

JAYNE: Give the Hero of Canton a kiss!!! Only 2 Credits!!!
GUY1: Ummm...no thanks *looks around*...hey nachos!
GUY2: Make it 1 credit, and you got a deal.

OR

Jayne was having trouble getting the Haven Boys Choir to stay focused...

OR

JAYNE: See PROOF of alien life! Just 6 bits! Forget what your mother told you when she tucked you in at night! FORGET!...Forget...(w)gorramit, I forgot the next line...

OR

The others were not amused by Jayne's "entertainment" which consisted of farting the Alliance Anthem as he played "conductor"

BWAH!

TCM

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Saturday, January 13, 2007 6:00 AM

COSMICFUGITIVE

Quote:
Originally posted by TCM:

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JAYNE: I was thinking of having another statue made of me. Them folks of Haven need a hero to look up to, someone thoughtful and brave. What do you guys think of this pose?

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Saturday, January 13, 2007 11:33 AM

REAVERINA1985RIVIERA

Quote:
Originally posted by TenthCrewMember:

The Mudders were unable to fix the statue of Jayne, so they had him stuffed by a taxidermist and placed on the pedistal.

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How many Jaynes does it take to change a light bulb?

Two. One to try to put it in and another to find a bigger hammer.

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Saturday, January 13, 2007 3:26 PM

Quote:

TenthCrewMember said:

Congrats SimonWho!!! And let me tell you, a well earned victory...I could have had 30 finalists! Y'all apparently wanted schoolin' and got it! ;)
Now onto the ominous round 13....*bahm bahm baaahhm!*
A player submitted screenshot to caption!
Thanks PumamanRedux!

Dunno why but I sorta wanted to not be recognized for the suggestion. Its been that sorta week.
:: shrugs ::

And Congrats to Simonwho

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Saturday, January 13, 2007 3:51 PM

Could you please just make it stranger? Stranger. Odder. Could be weirder. More bizarre. How about uncanny?

Well, I *could've* retracted it after your email, and maybe one or two folk'd've noticed before hand, but now you've let yourself out of the closet being all faster at the typing than me, so at least accept this nancy boy hair gel as a token of apology.

*hands some of Angel's favorite Nancy Boy(tm) brand hair gel over*

BWAH!

TCM

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Saturday, January 13, 2007 4:03 PM

Could you please just make it stranger? Stranger. Odder. Could be weirder. More bizarre. How about uncanny?

Jayne *sings*: You never close your eyes anymore when I kiss your lips...
Guy1: Uh *looks around* I think we need to cut you off from the Mudder's milk...ain't no sly here.
Guy2: I just threw up a little in my mouth...

OR

Jayne was the worst in the 'verse at Bocci.
However, the locals were consistently amazed at how he bullseyed blackmarket beagles at 100 yards.

OR

Jayne: So my scope was all bent like 'this' and I fired. BAM! Right in the kisser at 500 yards! *kiss noise* Now doncha think I should be given Sainthood?
Guy1: Ummm...
Guy2: Nope.

BWAH!

TCM

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Saturday, January 13, 2007 4:05 PM

Been a bleh week. Theres no real reason for not taking any recognitionitionl. Just being moody.

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Saturday, January 13, 2007 7:19 PM

Awwww, pumie, we love you anyway, bleh week and all. You're not alone on that score.

It's a primo cap!
(And where did you get it???)

ADAM (best RADA Shakespeare accent): Is this a mike I see before me, the handle toward my hand?
Come! Let me clutch thee! ...I have thee not
and yet I see thee still...!

bun
~Bastards singed my turtle~
~We aim to exponentiate~

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Saturday, January 13, 2007 7:57 PM

Could you please just make it stranger? Stranger. Odder. Could be weirder. More bizarre. How about uncanny?

JAYNE: Hey, Paisano! Whatsamatta you?

OR

JAYNE: Yo, don't make me bust a cap, Marco...give up the goods!
MAL(OS): Worst damn 10% I ever did spend... *sigh*

BWAH!

TCM

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Saturday, January 13, 2007 9:26 PM

CHOO1701

Jayne's hidden talent: being able to fart Bohemian Raphsody.

and

Rember: if being a merc fails, theres always Shakespeare.

and

It was a very scary day when River leanrned how to mind control.

and

Instaed of throwing salt over his shoulder for good luck, Jayne used grenades...

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TRAIN!!!
Remember: When introducing Zoe to your shiny new ship, pay attention to where she's pointing when she says "What is that?" That's where you're going to be laying, bleeding someday.

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Sunday, January 14, 2007 2:49 AM

Everyone exited stage left when Jayne started to sing and air guitar to "Iron Man"

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Sunday, January 14, 2007 5:42 AM

SAB39

JAYNE: You got the lights... from the sun... keep you... lift you up... they shine like little angels!
ZOE (OS): Doc, Cap'n's right here, Jayne ain't in charge, there was no need to drug him again.
SIMON (OS): I know, it was just funny.

OR

Nobody believes Jayne about the size of his man parts.

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Sunday, January 14, 2007 2:07 PM

Could you please just make it stranger? Stranger. Odder. Could be weirder. More bizarre. How about uncanny?

JAYNE: Braaaaaaiiiinnnnnsssss...

(sorry, the OTHER SHINY CAPTION GAME is affecting mine LOL!)

BWAH!

TCM

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Monday, January 15, 2007 2:02 AM

Jayne: Hey, Mal radioed and said he was in the middle of no and where. I looked and alls I could find is the corner of walk and don't walk. Do you guys know where No and where is?

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Monday, January 15, 2007 2:32 AM

RYCE

(wow, it's been a while since I've done this! :-P )

Jayne: Hey, dude! Is that a bottle of Mudder's Milk strapped to your chest?

No power in the 'verse can stop me!

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Monday, January 15, 2007 2:47 PM

Could you please just make it stranger? Stranger. Odder. Could be weirder. More bizarre. How about uncanny?

Welcome back, Ryce! Long time, no caption! ;P

JAYNE: It ain't like I done it to you, Marco!
SHADOWY GUY: Ya shot me in my gorram leg, Jayne!
JAYNE: *thinks* Um...

BWAH!

TCM

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Monday, January 15, 2007 3:06 PM

ODDSBODSKINS

*giggles* i just can't get over the innuendo in the topic title ^^

(and i can't think of a wity caption, but want to type something, just a little 'oddswasere' really)

______________________________
Ah! What is not a dream by day
To him who's eyes are cast
Around him with a ray
Turned back upon the past.

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Monday, January 15, 2007 5:26 PM

JAYNE: Mal? Maaaaalll? It's my turn for a haircut and this guy won't give up the bowl.....!

bun
~Bastards singed my turtle~
~We aim to exponentiate~

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Monday, January 15, 2007 10:51 PM

KMS

Quote:

Mal(OS): Jayne! Do the Dance of Silhouette!

Or

Jayne tries out for the part of Peter Pan, even going so far as to lose his shadow.

Or

Jayne’s Shadow Puppet Show, staring: Badger! (Nice Hat)

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Tuesday, January 16, 2007 3:42 PM

CUNNINGORANGETOQUE

JAYNE(humming):"LAaaalaaaa laa laaaa LAaa la...."

VILLAGER:"Guys...he's dancing with his "lady" again...."

OR

JAYNE:"Oh honey, you look so beautiful....*leans in for kiss and wrap-around arm*"

VILLAGER:"Guys...."

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Creator of "THE OTHER SHINY CAPTION GAME"!
www.livejournal.com/users/the_zeppo01
Time for some thrilling heroics!
poor_noel2@hotmail.com

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Tuesday, January 16, 2007 7:20 PM

"I love a little down-time."
Jayne, having made quick work of a pile of his own socks, offers to do darning and light mending for crew, locals, anyone in need.

bun
~Bastards singed my turtle~
~We aim to exponentiate~

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Tuesday, January 16, 2007 11:22 PM

ASARIAN

Quote:
Originally posted by TenthCrewMember:

JAYNE: Gorramit, girl, I'm straining my brain trying to lift the ship. It's too big!
RIVER (OS): Do, or do not. There is no try.

--
"Mei-mei, everything I have is right here." -- Simon Tam

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Wednesday, January 17, 2007 2:00 AM

Jayne: Guys, I'm tellin ya Gods honest, Reavers do sh*t in the woods, just like bears. Well, you asked.

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Wednesday, January 17, 2007 1:11 PM

http://vote.sparklit.com/web_poll.spark/1026017

Could you please just make it stranger? Stranger. Odder. Could be weirder. More bizarre. How about uncanny?

Well, I'm later than I'd like, but here it is anyway:

VOTING TIME!

VOTING TIME!

BWAH!

TCM

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Wednesday, January 17, 2007 2:04 PM

WALRUS

VOTED

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Wednesday, January 17, 2007 2:31 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by TenthCrewMember:
Well, I'm later than I'd like, but here it is anyway:
VOTING TIME!
http://vote.sparklit.com/web_poll.spark/1026017
VOTING TIME!

BWAH!
TCM

... I voted .... saw some good ones that weren't selected

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Wednesday, January 17, 2007 3:37 PM

Debbie wrote:
Jayne: Guys, I'm tellin ya Gods honest, Reavers do sh*t in the woods, just like bears. Well, you asked...
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Classic! LMAO.

VOTEY-BUMP
VOTEY-BUMP
VOTEY-BUMP

bun
~Bastards singed my turtle~
~We aim to exponentiate~

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Wednesday, January 17, 2007 3:49 PM

Could you please just make it stranger? Stranger. Odder. Could be weirder. More bizarre. How about uncanny?

Quote:

... I voted .... saw some good ones that weren't selected

There's always a few. Some weeks I feel more generous than others, so I may put more than 5 up for voting. But the important thing is having fun playing, selected or no, win or no, because there is always next week!

BWAH!

TCM

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Thursday, January 18, 2007 1:55 AM