THE OTHER SHINY CAPTION GAME Round #55 by CunningOrangeToque

Quote:
Originally posted by CunningOrangeToque:

ZOMBIE: "Wanted, girlfriend; dead or alive."

SIMON (OS): Okay, you two lovebirds; a little closer... SNAP.

--
"Mei-mei, everything I have is right here." -- Simon Tam

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Friday, January 12, 2007 6:10 PM

SAB39

Quote:
Originally posted by pdcharles:
Jewel: Joss! The Zombie is mocking my Strawberry scene!

Did I mention LOL? :)

KAYLEE: You mean to say as... sex?
ZOMBIE: I mean to say.
KAYLEE: Hell with that! I'd rather get et!

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Saturday, January 13, 2007 4:07 AM

REAVERINA1985RIVIERA

Quote:
Originally posted by CunningOrangeToque:

River may be able to read minds, but Kaylee can see into the future. And the future ain't never pretty.

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How many Jaynes does it take to change a light bulb?

Two. One to try to put it in and another to find a bigger hammer.

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Saturday, January 13, 2007 4:15 AM

REAVERINA1985RIVIERA

Quote:
Originally posted by FloralBunny:
ReaverInA1985Riviera wrote:
Wednesday, January 10, 2007 20:44
Quote:
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Originally posted by Choo1701:

(BTW: can we please name the Zombie? Something nice like Steve, Bob or Peter. Just an idea...
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How about Rob? Oh, nevermind, allready taken.
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Reaver, you are *so* sick. (And aren't these dudes
mummies anyway?)

Hence the name "Reaver in a 1985 Riviera" and not "Fluffy Widdle Cutesy Kitty in a 1985 Riviera".

Quote:
Originally posted by FloralBunny:

Could we name it NIMBY?

bun
~who's your Daddy?~

Thats fine with me, as long as he's not in my back yard.

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How many Jaynes does it take to change a light bulb?

Two. One to try to put it in and another to find a bigger hammer.

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Saturday, January 13, 2007 6:07 AM

Could you please just make it stranger? Stranger. Odder. Could be weirder. More bizarre. How about uncanny?

(dang, I'm in late on this one...y'all done so many of the good ones already!)

Kaylee: You're not gonna come with us!
Zombie: Excuse me?
Kaylee: You're not gonna come with us. You like flesh. Don't seem to be looking at the confections. What you care about is flesh, and mines the nicest.
Zombie: You don't look like much.

OR

Zombie: *SHUFFLE SHUFFLE* Braaaaainnnn *THUD* ow.

OR

Kaylee: Wash! Where's Wash?!
Zoe(OS): He ain't comin'...quickly.

OR

ZombieWash: GEEEEEEEeeeeeesssse...

OR

Kaylee: So then the catalyzer blew and we were driftin' and the Cap'n and Wash were fightin' and Jayne was in his bunk and...
Zombie: Oh get to the point already!!!

OR

Zombie: What? No, I'd never...not with Kaylee
Kaylee: What do you mean "not with Kaylee"?!!?

OR

Apparently Kaylee was not playing by "civilized rules" anymore, much to the chagrin of Simon.

(well that's my best for now...)

BWAH!

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Saturday, January 13, 2007 6:42 AM

Quote:
Originally posted by CunningOrangeToque:

DEAD GUY: Physical appearance doesn't matter so terribly. You look for compatibility of spirit.

--
"Mei-mei, everything I have is right here." -- Simon Tam

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Saturday, January 13, 2007 10:55 AM

REAVERINA1985RIVIERA

Quote:
Originally posted by CunningOrangeToque:

Not many people where happy about the way Joss brought back Wash.

Jewel(mutters): Shoulda gone the Evil Twin route.

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How many Jaynes does it take to change a light bulb?

Two. One to try to put it in and another to find a bigger hammer.

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Saturday, January 13, 2007 11:19 AM

CHOO1701

Kaylee: my spidey senses are tingling

and

Tip: never play Resident Evil before you go visit an abandonned planet...

and

Inara in the morning...not preatty sight.

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Behind you!!
Remember: When introducing Zoe to your shiny new ship, pay attention to where she's pointing when she says "What is that?" That's where you're going to be laying, bleeding someday.

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Saturday, January 13, 2007 1:03 PM

MAZAEN

Mal: We need a new hood ornament. What do you think?

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Saturday, January 13, 2007 4:05 PM

Could you please just make it stranger? Stranger. Odder. Could be weirder. More bizarre. How about uncanny?

Serenity II: The Search for Wash

BWAH!

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Saturday, January 13, 2007 4:13 PM

PUMAMANREDUX

(Mal, os) "Shop smart, Shop S-mart" *shotgun clicks*

(Kaylee winces)

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Saturday, January 13, 2007 6:20 PM

Reaver snarled:
Hence the name "Reaver in a 1985 Riviera" and not "Fluffy Widdle Cutesy Kitty in a 1985 Riviera".
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Well, darned glad it's not "Fluffy Undersized, etc. ..." or we'd be havin' a heckuva time with a
shortname for you.
Heh.

KAYLEE: What's a Flan? A sign in there says "Line up here for refunds."

bun
~Bastards desiccated my turtle~
~We aim to exponentiate~

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Saturday, January 13, 2007 6:20 PM

BETHBGGAROU

Kaylee: He said he'd die for me. I didn't expect him to really do it.

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Saturday, January 13, 2007 7:43 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by TenthCrewMember:

Serenity II: The Search for Wash

Along the same lines:

DYING WASH (pressed against the glass): "I have been and always shall be your friend."

--
"Mei-mei, everything I have is right here." -- Simon Tam

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Saturday, January 13, 2007 7:50 PM

Could you please just make it stranger? Stranger. Odder. Could be weirder. More bizarre. How about uncanny?

Zombie Wash: I said, "Were I UNDEAD, I'd take you in a manly fashion."

BWAH!

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Saturday, January 13, 2007 7:55 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by TenthCrewMember:

Zombie Wash: I said, "Were I UNDEAD, I'd take you in a manly fashion."

LOL. :) But didn't sab39 make that joke already?

--
"Mei-mei, everything I have is right here." -- Simon Tam

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Saturday, January 13, 2007 8:34 PM

OATH

(Is it just me, or does the exposure make Jewel look just fantastic?)

Jewel: I know he was a FOX exec, Joss, but still...

OR

Jewel: Wait a minute...this isn't Matthew Fox...this isn't Matthew Fox at all!

OR

(OS) Buy Captain Malcolm Reynolds Wrap! Repel pesky pax-zombies! Protect your mechanic! Laugh at the expressions of those trapped inside!

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'We're all just floating.'

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Saturday, January 13, 2007 9:12 PM

Could you please just make it stranger? Stranger. Odder. Could be weirder. More bizarre. How about uncanny?

Quote:
Originally posted by asarian:
Quote:
Originally posted by TenthCrewMember:

Zombie Wash: I said, "Were I UNDEAD, I'd take you in a manly fashion."

LOL. :) But didn't sab39 make that joke already?

Yeah, I missed it. *shrug* Still, mine is from a different perspective. Instead of point of fact, like Sab39's, mine is as if Kaylee misunderstood, and now she is suddenly regretting the conversation. Call it what you will. ;)

BWAH!

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Monday, January 15, 2007 5:37 AM

Could you please just make it stranger? Stranger. Odder. Could be weirder. More bizarre. How about uncanny?

Jewel was given the unfortunate job of telling the folk, who had lined up to be extras in Serenity, that they had filmed it 2 years ago.

OR

Corpse: AHBOO!
Kaylee: Someone hear something?
Corpse: AHBOOOOOOO!
Kaylee: There it is again! Guys?
Corpse: AHBOOBLLLBLLBLABBABOOOOOOOO!
Kaylee: Gorramit...which one of you is screwin' 'round? If it's you Jayne, I'll get Zoe to hurt you!
Corpse: *sigh*

BWAH!

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Monday, January 15, 2007 11:45 AM

CHOO1701

Zombie: i need to go peeeeeeeeee!!!

and

New Racoon City on Miranda. The friendlist place in the 'verse

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Remember: When introducing Zoe to your shiny new ship, pay attention to where she's pointing when she says "What is that?" That's where you're going to be laying, bleeding someday.

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Monday, January 15, 2007 12:55 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by CunningOrangeToque:

KAYLEE: Not everybody gets me and Zombie at first glance.

Or,

KAYLEE: Come on, Mr. Zombie, how's about we don't play? You didn't just die, did you?
ZOMBIE: No.
KAYLEE: Well isn't that something. I knew you let her kiss you!

--
"Mei-mei, everything I have is right here." -- Simon Tam

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Monday, January 15, 2007 5:46 PM

Kaylee liked men with dry wit, but sometimes she just couldn't get around their looks.

bun
~Bastards singed my turtle~
~We aim to exponentiate~

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Monday, January 15, 2007 10:14 PM

KMS

Mummy: I thought I said I wouldn’t be caught dead in this shirt…. Dang!

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Tuesday, January 16, 2007 3:27 AM

WALRUS

Quote:
Originally posted by KMS:
Mummy: I thought I said I wouldn’t be caught dead in this shirt…. Dang!

^^ AHCK, BAD PUN ALERT!!!

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Tuesday, January 16, 2007 3:37 PM

CUNNINGORANGETOQUE

Hey all!

Voting up tomorrow!

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Tuesday, January 16, 2007 3:50 PM

YINYANG

You were busy trying to get yourself lit on fire. It happens.

Quote:
Originally posted by FloralBunny:
Kaylee liked men with dry wit, but sometimes she just couldn't get around their looks.

I choose this one, right now!

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Tuesday, January 16, 2007 6:39 PM

JOSS (VO): ...this shot blah de blah brought in a lens needed a forklift blah de blah frames per
second blether put all the lights blether de blah sprayed Febreze on the extras de blah playing with it while Nathan kept the actors busy and eventually the extras took on enough of the desired appearance that blah de and that's what we ended up with and I liked it.

bun
~Bastards singed my turtle~
~We aim to exponentiate~

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Tuesday, January 16, 2007 11:56 PM

KMS

Cortex News: From the set of Serenity II: Beetlejuice, Beetlejuice, Bettlejuice! Jewel meets Michael Keaton.

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Tuesday, January 16, 2007 11:58 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by CunningOrangeToque:

DOBSON: You thought I died. Now, for you, my reputation is not from gossip. Is solid.

Or,

After hearing what happened at Ariel, one of the intern's lesser fortunate patients came to see the miracle doctor; but even Kaylee feared he was, most like, a mite too late.

--
"Mei-mei, everything I have is right here." -- Simon Tam

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Wednesday, January 17, 2007 2:59 AM

XEYRA

Quote:
Originally posted by FloralBunny:
Kaylee liked men with dry wit, but sometimes she just couldn't get around their looks.

bun
~Bastards singed my turtle~
~We aim to exponentiate~

LMAO. That one wins. :)

"People tell you things all the time, without talking. The way they move, the way they aren't talking." - River Tam

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Wednesday, January 17, 2007 3:28 PM

YINYANG

You were busy trying to get yourself lit on fire. It happens.

Zombie: Suffice to say that my mother was right. Take it from me, kids - you make enough faces, and eventually it will stay that way.

Kaylee: Sure...

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Wednesday, January 17, 2007 6:14 PM

CUNNINGORANGETOQUE

HEY ALL!!

Not that captions haven't come to a DEAD stop (pun INTENDED), but...

IT'S TIME TO VOTE!

http://vote.sparklit.com/web_poll.spark?pollID=1026047&sparkKey=156a0e
640dd8e9d55b868f6070a23e67b0

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Wednesday, January 17, 2007 6:26 PM

WALRUS

"Zombie: Grrrr....arrggghhh"

"Zombie Mummy: Har Har Snort Snort presses face on glass and slides."

Heh... funneh

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Thursday, January 18, 2007 2:05 AM

DEBBIE

Thanks Walrus! I've seen people do that on a window, a little scary but funny all the same. Of course I just have a weird sense of humor.

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Thursday, January 18, 2007 2:44 AM

Quote:
Originally posted by CunningOrangeToque:

HEY ALL!!

IT'S TIME TO VOTE!

http://vote.sparklit.com/web_poll.spark?pollID=1026047&sparkKey=156a0e
640dd8e9d55b868f6070a23e67b0

Damn, I didn't even make the cut this time. :( Oh well.

--
"Mei-mei, everything I have is right here." -- Simon Tam

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Thursday, January 18, 2007 3:09 AM

PUMAMANREDUX

Quote:
Originally posted by asarian:
Quote:
Originally posted by CunningOrangeToque:

HEY ALL!!

IT'S TIME TO VOTE!

http://vote.sparklit.com/web_poll.spark?pollID=1026047&sparkKey=156a0e
640dd8e9d55b868f6070a23e67b0

Damn, I didn't even make the cut this time. :( Oh well.

--
"Mei-mei, everything I have is right here." -- Simon Tam

Well, now you can't win for the 14th time in a row ::evil::

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Thursday, January 18, 2007 8:54 AM

PDCHARLES

What happened? He see your face?

Wow, there really are some good ones this game.
Caption voting bump.

Kaylee: Who told Simon he did NOT have to wear his suit in there?
*Everyone glares at Jayne*
Jayne: What!?!

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Friday, January 19, 2007 9:22 AM

Quote:
Originally posted by pdcharles:

Kaylee: Who told Simon he did NOT have to wear his suit in there?
*Everyone glares at Jayne*
Jayne: What!?!

This should have won. :)

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"Mei-mei, everything I have is right here." -- Simon Tam

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Friday, January 19, 2007 9:25 AM

DESKTOPHIPPIE

Aww, I thought the "were I undead" one was really clever! And funny!

Graphics available at www.desktophippie.com

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Friday, January 19, 2007 6:42 PM

GRAYALBATROSS

My personal favorite was the "Help me, Obi-wan." It somehow matched her face just perfectly.

LATE ENTRIES: (WOOT WOOT)

Camoflauge was not an option.

OR:
Kaylee: *turns to crew* You know, everywhere I go, his eyes seem to follow me...

OR:
Jewel: Ever notice how Nathon gets when he's been working too late...

Zombie: *rolls eyes* Tell me about it!

OR:
Dead Extra: Pssst! Jewel! JEWEL!

Jewel Staite: *leans back to hear, but tries to keep an eye on the scene* What?

DE: There's this really wicked big spider in this corner up here, you've gotta see it...

JS: Shut up! You know I hate spiders!

DE: It's got this big fat abdomen and toons of creepy-crawly legs...

JS: I said quiet!

Nathon (OS): Jewel?

JS: WHAAAT??!!!!

N: *somewhat timider* That was your line.

JS: Oh. Dammit. SUMMER!

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When in doubt, consult the hamster.

Also, I can kill you with my brain

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Friday, January 19, 2007 8:01 PM

Loving the spider scene above.
Can we call it Shelob and give it some
Hobbit-y lines?

VOTEY-BUMP!!

bun
~Bastards singed my turtle~
~We aim to exponentiate~

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Saturday, January 20, 2007 5:39 AM