CAPTION TIGHTPANTS RISE AGAIN #14 by TenthCrewMember

Could you please just make it stranger? Stranger. Odder. Could be weirder. More bizarre. How about uncanny?

Congrats ASARIAN!!! And they said you were too old to begin the training...

I guess if he wanted schoolin' he'd have gone to the Jedi Academy.

Right then, onto week 14 and new captioning fun!

River: Do you WANT me to kill you with my brain? HMMMM!?
Simon: Uh. No.
River: Good, because I am not getting naked in the box again, no matter how much Jayne pays you.

Alright, now have at it Caption Crew!

BWAH!

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Saturday, January 20, 2007 5:37 AM

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Originally posted by TenthCrewMember:

Congrats ASARIAN!!! And they said you were too old to begin the training...

I guess if he wanted schoolin' he'd have gone to the Jedi Academy.

Right then, onto week 14 and new captioning fun!

River: Do you WANT me to kill you with my brain? HMMMM!?
Simon: Uh. No.
River: Good, because I am not getting naked in the box again, no matter how much Jayne pays you.

I'm honored again. Thanks! :)

Yours, btw, for this round is actually frightfully funny. This here's a spectacle might warrant a moment's consideration. In other words: I'm gonna have to do some pretty tough thinking to top this; if that's even possible. :)

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Saturday, January 20, 2007 6:03 AM

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Originally posted by TenthCrewMember:

Okay, let's give it a whirl then. Better ones will hopefully follow.

RIVER (suddenly starts to laugh): You got a thing for the redhead too? You're such a boob!
SIMON: Uh, well, I... How did you...?
RIVER: C'mon, I can read your mind like an open book!
SIMON: No, uhm, the book is wrong. This whole conclusion is fallacious.

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Saturday, January 20, 2007 8:41 AM

SAB39

Congrats Asarian! A worthy victory.

RIVER: No, THIS is what going mad feels like, you boob.

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Saturday, January 20, 2007 11:42 AM

GRAYALBATROSS

Haha, props to asarian!

River: I'm sorry, but I just can't take you seriously with that thing on your face!

OR:
You could tell whenever River had just rubbed soup in Jayne's hair by the very specific face she made.

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Saturday, January 20, 2007 4:19 PM

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Originally posted by TenthCrewMember:

Okay, a few more for the road.

RIVER: To Kaylee, and her inter-engine fermentation system!

Or,

RIVER (way too hyper): My meds are problematic.

Or,

RIVER: This isn't fear. This is me being completely off my nut!

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Saturday, January 20, 2007 4:42 PM

FLORALBUNNY

Well done, ASARIAN! ::-)

RIVER: Simon, how am I going to throw up
on your bed if you've hidden it?

or:

RIVER: I told you -- we're going to have to
eat the men.

bun
~Bastards singed my turtle~
~We aim to exponentiate~

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Saturday, January 20, 2007 4:58 PM

YINYANG

You were busy trying to get yourself lit on fire. It happens.

River being crazy really made it hard for Simon to win the staring contest... so he didn't.

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River: Look at how pretty my teeth are, Simon!

Mal (OS): A medication combination that actually makes her more crazy. Great work, Doc.

Simon sighs.

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Saturday, January 20, 2007 5:31 PM

WALRUS

Simon : Look maimai, when I was telling Kaylee about that saki thing back on Osirus... I didn't think you would actually do it

River : G'nnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn... Garrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr

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Saturday, January 20, 2007 5:54 PM

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River: Can I go and play with Jayne's gun, can I, can I, can I pleeeeeeese ?

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Saturday, January 20, 2007 5:56 PM

BLUEEYEDBRIGADIER

Quote:
Originally posted by TenthCrewMember:

River: Do you WANT me to kill you with my brain? HMMMM!?

Simon: Uh. No.

River: Good, because I am not getting naked in the box again, no matter how much Jayne pays you.

Simon: River....why are starting at me like that?

River: Since you stopped being a boob about Kaylee, she didn't need certain...items. The rate of power cell depletion is problematic though...

Mal(OS): Ah! Lil' Albatross! I can't be knowing these things!

Jayne(OS): I could stand to hear a bit...augh!

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Saturday, January 20, 2007 6:16 PM

DAVESHAYNE

C'mon Simon stop being such a mopey mope. You should be happy like me. See, I'm very happy. Happy, happy, happy. Cmon turn that frown upside down. I'm talking to you mister frowny pants. Happy, happy, happy, happy.

David

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Saturday, January 20, 2007 9:01 PM

Well Done ASARIAN!!! The force is strong in that one

Now on with the show:

Tip: Kaylee, a lot of mudders milk and a pen DO NOT MIX!!!

and

River: yep...its a cow fetus

and

Simon: well...i'm certainly not in Kansas anymore

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TRAIN!!!
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Sunday, January 21, 2007 1:14 AM

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Originally posted by TenthCrewMember:

SIMON: Shepheard, River wants to marry me.
BOOK (OS): Well, isn't that... special.

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Sunday, January 21, 2007 3:06 AM

CAUSAL

Quote:
Originally posted by daveshayne:

C'mon Simon stop being such a mopey mope. You should be happy like me. See, I'm very happy. Happy, happy, happy. Cmon turn that frown upside down. I'm talking to you mister frowny pants. Happy, happy, happy, happy.

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Oh, God--I think that was my gut busting...

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Sunday, January 21, 2007 4:33 AM

MAZAEN

River, " I fixed the ship by rewiring Serenity to fly only straight. We will sail a lot smoother now"

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Sunday, January 21, 2007 4:34 AM

MAZAEN

Simon "River I nurture your curiosity but I draw the line at you going into other peoples rooms."

River "But I was only looking for high hiding places"

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Sunday, January 21, 2007 4:44 AM

PDCHARLES

What happened? He see your face?

Gratz Asarian!

River: *Smacks Simon* Seriously! Kaylee's Hot.

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Sunday, January 21, 2007 4:54 AM

Could you please just make it stranger? Stranger. Odder. Could be weirder. More bizarre. How about uncanny?

River: So you and Kaylee gonna have sex again soon? *wiggles eyebrows*

OR

River: You're not HAPPY ENOUGH! I'll teach you to be happy...I'll TEACH YOUR GRANDMOTHER TO SUCK EGGS! *sings* Happy Happy Joy Joy!

BWAH!

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Sunday, January 21, 2007 6:16 AM

RYCE

River: Brain...freeze...ice-planet...problematic!

No power in the 'verse can stop me!

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Sunday, January 21, 2007 7:15 AM

Kaylee was very shocked when River out shone her in the smiling contest

and

Mal (os): whoa...good medication

and

the OTHER way to make your brother forget those switch off words...one helluva smile...

and

River: pllllllllleeeeaaaassssseee can i play with the shiny guns? i promise not to shot Jayne....again...

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TRAIN!!!
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Sunday, January 21, 2007 8:38 AM

THEREALME

River: "Simon? What'cha doing Simon? Huh? Huh? TELL MEEEEEE!"

It was at that time that Simon realized that in addition to changing River's meds again, he was also going to have to get her to cut down on caffine.

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Sunday, January 21, 2007 9:41 AM

DRAGONWINE

River: Yu're the love child of Capt Kirk and Mr. Spock!? Ha! I knew you weren't my real brother.

It's a nothing part til you don't got one, then you have to go to ebay.....aaaaagh!

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Sunday, January 21, 2007 10:37 AM

STILLFLYIN

Simon: That's the last time I let you take your meds with coffee.

River: CoffeeCoffeeCoffeeCoffeeCoffeeCoffeeCoffee

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Sunday, January 21, 2007 10:49 AM

ODDSBODSKINS

River: You said WHAT to Kaylee?

Gods are great. But the heart is greater, for it is from the heart they come, and to the heart they shall return.

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Sunday, January 21, 2007 11:58 AM

GRAYALBATROSS

Quote:
Originally posted by Choo1701:
Well Done ASARIAN!!! The force is strong in that one

Now on with the show:

River: yep...its a cow fetus

HAHAHAHAHAHA-Aurgh! Oh dear, now I've laughed my guts up.

My extra 72 cents....

River: Simon...*giggle*.... you're, er.. wearing Kaylee's shirt again. BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!

OR:
Ah, the wonders of letting Jayne at your face with a make-up kit....

SIMON: How drunk was I last night?

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Also, I can kill you with my brain

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Sunday, January 21, 2007 2:02 PM

Could you please just make it stranger? Stranger. Odder. Could be weirder. More bizarre. How about uncanny?

River: HeySimonrememberthattimeweplayedIndependentsandAllianceandtheyattackeduswithdinosaursandthenIwassmarterthanyouandthenIwenttoschoolandthentheyplayedwithmybrainandIsentyoulettersandyoufigureditoutandthensavedmeandthenwewereonaFireflyclassification03-k64andIwasallscreamingandnakedandJaynewasanaassandtryedtosellustotheAllianceandtenwethwartedJubalandyougotshotandthenweflewtoMirandaafterIfigureditalloutandIkilledall theReavers? Doyadoyadoya?
Simon: Um, of what I caught of that, yeah, why?
River: BecauseIwannawannawannadoitagain! Canwecanwecanwe!?
Jayne(OS): WHO DRANK ALL THE RUTTIN' COFFEE?!?!!?

BWAH!

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Sunday, January 21, 2007 2:30 PM

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Originally posted by TenthCrewMember:

SIMON: River, did you...?
RIVER: Uh huh; we don't need a catalyzer, really. Just tends to gum up the works when it gets tacked.

Or,

RIVER: Short version, we strained our primary artery function and ended up having to recycle helium through a bypass system. Weee!

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Sunday, January 21, 2007 2:37 PM

DRPAIN

River: This one time at band camp I (due to this being a public thread I won't say the rest)!!
Jayne (OS): I'll be in my bunk!

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Sunday, January 21, 2007 5:44 PM

FLORALBUNNY

RIVER: Some days you swallow the bug; some
days it swallows you.

bun
~Bastards singed my turtle~
~We aim to exponentiate~

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Sunday, January 21, 2007 11:28 PM

KMS

River: I saw the Captain naked!
Simon (disturbed): That’s terrible, River. You’ll probably be traumatized for life.
Naked!Mal (OS): Hey!
River: He's right behind you.

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Monday, January 22, 2007 1:14 AM

...and fromn that day forth all of Serenity's coffee was de caf.

and

Simon: let me guess, Kaylee's got a new engine part, Jayne's got a new gun, Zoe's pregnant or the captain's finally slept with Inara?

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TRAIN!!!
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Monday, January 22, 2007 2:36 AM

DEBBIE

Simon: Kaylee and I had sex.

River: I know I was there!

Simon: What?

Congrads Asarian!

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Monday, January 22, 2007 3:27 AM

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Originally posted by FloralBunny:

RIVER: Some days you swallow the bug; some
days it swallows you.

LOL. :) Good one. Very River-ish.

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Monday, January 22, 2007 11:08 AM

Could you please just make it stranger? Stranger. Odder. Could be weirder. More bizarre. How about uncanny?

Simon: Kaylee sure is pretty...pretty!
River: Hey, hot chick right here!
Simon: Oh god! You're my sister! Ew!
River: Helloooo...we're on Jiangyin, who's gonna notice?

BWAH!
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Monday, January 22, 2007 12:09 PM

DEBBIE

Simon: Ya well your knees are nobby and your feet are to big.

River: Oh Ya well your nothin but a hairy little monkeys butt.

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Monday, January 22, 2007 12:15 PM

DESKTOPHIPPIE

River took great pleasure in saying Kaylee's name aloud and watching the images that went through Simon's mind.

River: Supergirl outfits? Really?

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Monday, January 22, 2007 12:23 PM

River wanted a pony and a plastic rocket reeeealllll bad.

and

River really like Summer!!!

and

River: I'm SO crazy!

(the Virtual Firefly guys are geniuses

)

and

River: no make me A stone not a -
Simon: oh crap!

and

Simon: no THIS is what going mad feels like!

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TRAIN!!!
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Monday, January 22, 2007 3:28 PM

FLORALBUNNY

Rivr thought Simon was telling her she was "in
deep ship" in OMR.
She was wrong, but it gave her a great idea for
OiS.

bun
~Bastards singed my turtle~
~We aim to exponentiate~

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Monday, January 22, 2007 5:38 PM

GRAYALBATROSS

While Simon spent his short stint in the hospital, he thought of a creative way to cover his butt by wearing the hospital gown backwards. Unfortunately, his drugged, muzzy mind did not think of the of what it would look like from the front.

OR:
Leave it to River to put her meds in the air scrubbers....although they had some rather intresting effects.

OR:
River: Frexspar! Thy name is farce!

Jayne, to Simon, quietly: I told you this was a bad idea.

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Tuesday, January 23, 2007 2:03 AM

DEBBIE

River: Can I have a Red Rider bee bee gun for Christmas? Can I? Can I?

Simon: Mal Said no guns and besides you'll shoot your eye out.

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Tuesday, January 23, 2007 4:38 AM

Could you please just make it stranger? Stranger. Odder. Could be weirder. More bizarre. How about uncanny?

Simon already knew what going mad felt like, but River was keen on showing him what going mad looked like.

BWAH!

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Tuesday, January 23, 2007 7:29 AM

ANOBJECTINSPACE

River: Simons got a Girlfriend! Somns got a girlfriend!

or

River:I've seen you naked.

or

River: What was that thing you did when Kaylee was on all fours and you were...

Or

Summer: Are you serious? they actually have you talking to girls?

or

River: Face's broken. Contradictions, false logistics - doesn't make sense.

.....
"It's just an Object"
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Tuesday, January 23, 2007 8:19 AM

SICKDUDE

RIVER: Ha, that's still so hilarious!
RIVER, thinking: How many times is he going to tell that stupid Med School story?...

"I am your father, Luke. Give in to the Dark Side, you nob!" - Doug McKenzie

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Tuesday, January 23, 2007 12:42 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by Choo1701:

River wanted a pony and a plastic rocket reeeealllll bad.

LOL. Clever! Seems the force is pretty strong in you, too. :)

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Tuesday, January 23, 2007 7:08 PM

Could you please just make it stranger? Stranger. Odder. Could be weirder. More bizarre. How about uncanny?

RIVER: Hey Simon! It's voting time! I vote we play with guns!
SIMON: Uh, why don't we just hop on the Cortex, look at some pictures of guns,
but not James Gunn, and swing by http://vote.sparklit.com/web_poll.spark/1026885 and vote!

or in case you missed that...

IT'S GORRAM VOTING TIME!
http://vote.sparklit.com/web_poll.spark/1026885
GO VOTE AND BE SHINY!

BWAH!

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Tuesday, January 23, 2007 8:43 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by asarian:
Quote:
Originally posted by Choo1701:

River wanted a pony and a plastic rocket reeeealllll bad.

LOL. Clever! Seems the force is pretty strong in you, too. :)

--
"Mei-mei, everything I have is right here." -- Simon Tam

*BOWS* thank you master.

oh, and don't forget, everytime you vote Joss comes a word closer to getting the Wonder Women script approved....

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TRAIN!!!
Remember: When introducing Zoe to your shiny new ship, pay attention to where she's pointing when she says "What is that?" That's where you're going to be laying, bleeding someday.

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Thursday, January 25, 2007 4:46 AM

Could you please just make it stranger? Stranger. Odder. Could be weirder. More bizarre. How about uncanny?

***VOTE BUMP!!***

BWAH!

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Thursday, January 25, 2007 12:57 PM

SAB39

RIVER: I function like I'm a girl and... woah, in your head Kaylee does too!

Oh yeah, and VOTE BUMP!

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Thursday, January 25, 2007 9:01 PM