THE OTHER SHINY CAPTION GAME Round #56 by CunningOrangeToque

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Originally posted by CunningOrangeToque:

Hey everyone!

After a week for voting, we're back with a new round!

Of course we can't move forward without honouring the past, so without further ado, the winner of round 55 is...

CHOO1701!!!!!!!!!:

Zombie: Grrrr....arrggghhh

See, I knew it, the force really *is* strong in you. :) Congratulations! This one had to win; all is well again in the 'verse.

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"Mei-mei, everything I have is right here." -- Simon Tam

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Wednesday, January 24, 2007 7:41 PM

WALRUS

**Background sax/jazz music**

Mal : I knew by the look on her face that it was indeed the woman I had been looking for all these years. I knew I only had one chance to find out where she had hidden the pilot... I had to be subtle...
*Turns around*
So where did you put him ?"
Zoe : He was good, almost too good.... But not good enough to beat me... I knew exactly how to get him to leave me alone, how to get him to embark on a wild goose chase...
Hi Inara !!!"
**Runs away**

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Wednesday, January 24, 2007 7:51 PM

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Originally posted by CunningOrangeToque:

"And THAT'S when the laxatives hit..."

LOL. You start off with a pretty good one. :) Hmm, lemme think. Ok, first the obligatory:

MAL: That ain't no moon!

Or,

MAL: Did the pretty-much-everything just fall off my gorramn ship?

Or,

ZOE: Light speed too slow?
MAL: Yes, we're gonna have to go right to... Ludicrous speed.
ZOE: Sir, hadn't you better buckle up?
MAL: Aah, buckle this... Ludicrous speed, Go!

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Wednesday, January 24, 2007 8:11 PM

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Originally posted by CunningOrangeToque:

Ooo, just thought of another one. :)

ZOE: Don't forget to call him Sir. He likes that.
MAL: The sash.... It indicates Lordhood.

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Wednesday, January 24, 2007 8:41 PM

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Originally posted by asarian:
See, I knew it, the force really *is* strong in you. :) Congratulations! This one had to win; all is well again in the 'verse.

--
"Mei-mei, everything I have is right here." -- Simon Tam

LOL! Thanks all

although, saying that, some of the late sentries were preatty good (i loled at the Jewel+spider one). I just got lucky.

Now, on with ze show!

Zoe: sir...this might be a bad time, but your pants have just split.

and

Mal was trying his hardest to win a staring contest with the corpisfied guy outside.

and

Zoe: remeber when i said this ship was a deathtrap

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Remember: When introducing Zoe to your shiny new ship, pay attention to where she's pointing when she says "What is that?" That's where you're going to be laying, bleeding someday.

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Thursday, January 25, 2007 1:11 AM

TEACHDAIRE

Zoe: Umm... Cap'n, you do know you're only supposed to wear ONE pair of suspenders, don't you?

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Thursday, January 25, 2007 2:07 AM

Mal: Is that my underwear hanging off the side of the ship?

Zoe: Looks like sir.

Congrads CHOO1701

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Thursday, January 25, 2007 2:20 AM

DESKTOPHIPPIE

Zoe: Sir, did you tell my husband I secretly wanted a Princess Leia outfit?? Did you???
Mal: *silently to himself* Don't show fear... she can sense fear...

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Thursday, January 25, 2007 2:21 AM

MAZAEN

Zoe "You can't use Simon as a hood ornament sir"

Mal "What can I say, I was inspired"

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Thursday, January 25, 2007 2:45 AM

MAZAEN

Mal wishes he had chosen not to wear 2 pairs of tightpants in order to save space in his wardrobe.

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Thursday, January 25, 2007 4:56 AM

TENTHCREWMEMBER

Could you please just make it stranger? Stranger. Odder. Could be weirder. More bizarre. How about uncanny?

ZOE: Sir, I'm thinkin' maybe putting a security camera in Jayne's bunk was a bad plan.
MAL: Yeahuh...

OR simply...

JAYNE(OS on vidscreen): Oooh, Vera, you dirty girl...*BLAM!*...OOOOH!

OR

MAL: Huh.
ZOE: Ai ya! Is that Kaylee and Simon? On the windshield? In space? At THIS hour?

OR

ZOE: Worst. Drive-in movie. Ever.
MAL: Can't. Sentence. Properly.

BWAH!

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Thursday, January 25, 2007 5:14 AM

ZOE: Sir, did Jayne chuck your pants out the airlock again?

and

Zoe: Captain, how many times have i told you that you can't steer the ship with your mind?

and

The Reynolds Manoveur, much scarier, manly and heroic than the Adama and Picard.

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TRAIN!!!
Remember: When introducing Zoe to your shiny new ship, pay attention to where she's pointing when she says "What is that?" That's where you're going to be laying, bleeding someday.

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Thursday, January 25, 2007 7:58 AM

SICKDUDE

Zoe: Oh my God, is that?....
Mal: Yep, Tek Jansen's ship. We might be in a bit of trouble.

"I am your father, Luke. Give in to the Dark Side, you nob!" - Doug McKenzie

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Thursday, January 25, 2007 8:17 AM

Zoe: no offence sir, but do you always have to be part nekkid when you talk to Inara?

and

Mal knew it was a bad situation when Stairway to Heaven started playing through his head

and

Mal: Wash! Lay in a course to Vulcan, Warp Factor 9. engage on my mark
Wash (os): um...dear...did he drink Rivers coffee again?

and

Zoe: Oh merciful buddha, its the Paris Hilton appreciation society!!!
Mal: somedays you just wish for a bigger gun.

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TRAIN!!!
Remember: When introducing Zoe to your shiny new ship, pay attention to where she's pointing when she says "What is that?" That's where you're going to be laying, bleeding someday.

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Thursday, January 25, 2007 8:29 AM

Quote:
Originally posted by CunningOrangeToque:

ZOE: Planet's coming up a mite fast.
WASH (OS): Just means I'm going down too quick. Likely crash and kill us all.

Or,

KAYLEE (OS): Now see, this'd be the perfect time for a swear-word.

Or,

MAL: This isn't anger. This is fear.

Or,

BORG CUBE: All your base are belong to us!

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Thursday, January 25, 2007 11:11 AM

DESKTOPHIPPIE

Zoe: There it is, Sir. Fox headquarters
Mal: Shiny. Go get Jayne. Tell him to bring grenades.

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Thursday, January 25, 2007 8:56 PM

Mal: Shut up Data!

and

Alliance Commander (os): describe your purpose in this sector in 5 words or less.
Mal: Out. For. A. Walk. ..... er....um...oh gui sui...
Zoe (whispering): bitch! bitch!

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Remember: When introducing Zoe to your shiny new ship, pay attention to where she's pointing when she says "What is that?" That's where you're going to be laying, bleeding someday.

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Friday, January 26, 2007 1:22 AM

Zoe: O.K. now that's a might horrific

Mal: Ya, Now I see why Jayne don't kiss 'em on the mouth

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Friday, January 26, 2007 1:51 AM

CITIZEN

It was at that moment that Mal suddenly realised where he had left the spike that had killed Wash.

More insane ramblings by the people who brought you beeeer milkshakes!
No one can see their reflection in running water. It is only in still water that we can see.

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Friday, January 26, 2007 3:33 AM

PUMAMANREDUX

(Mal) "Was that ..."
(Zoe) "Yes, sir .. a Reaver in a (1985?)
Riviera ...."

OR

(Mal) "Surely you can't be serious."
(Zoe) "I am serious... and don't call me Shirley."

OR

(Mal) "I feel like I'm in some science fiction holovid fanboy's basement"

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Friday, January 26, 2007 7:11 AM

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Originally posted by CunningOrangeToque:

Meanwile, way, way, way under the radar...

Or,

OFFICER: *snaps on flashlight* "Driver's license and registration, please."

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Friday, January 26, 2007 7:33 AM

MSG

Quote:

Nathan and Gina would have responded to the question about their new projects, but they'd been thrown off by Adam's visual response to about the size of his...

"I'm not all that interested in the mental health of people who want to kill me. "- Leroy Jethro Gibbs

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Friday, January 26, 2007 1:08 PM

BENDAS

Bill; Dude the future is
Ted; Well Gnarly

OR

Mal; "Zoe i don't think we're in Kansas anymore,"

OR

Mal; "there’s an infantine number of nerds outside with revised scripts for our show,"

OR

Mal; "Does wash know about the statue of him.
Zoe; "looks like it's juggling Geese

LOLNESS is not a word but if Goram is used by most people in your school firefly has won

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Friday, January 26, 2007 3:05 PM

FIZZIX

Mal: Zoe? Did you get that registration number?
Zoe: Yes sir. *glances down at paper* en-see-see-dash-one-seven-oh-one.
Mal: They just flew right past us...

Or

Mal: Did the ship just fall off my bridge?

Or

Mal: Zoe... what ... did... I... tell... your... husband... about... dinosaurs... in... the... seats?

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Friday, January 26, 2007 4:19 PM

ODDSBODSKINS

Zoe: Sir, what will Jayne think when he finds out you sat on Vera?

Gods are great. But the heart is greater, for it is from the heart they come, and to the heart they shall return.

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Friday, January 26, 2007 5:19 PM

SCARECROW866

Mal (grits teeth): Gorramnit Zoe, for the last time, I don't need a back spaceship driver!

Annie
Gee, I've never been in trouble with the law before.

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Friday, January 26, 2007 7:53 PM

FLORALBUNNY

Choo1701 -- perfect! Congrats!!

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MAL: Gorramn noise's driving me crazy: beep, beep, beep!
ZOE: Sir, it's The Signal and we can't stop it.
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The Captain was known for adhering to various
obsolete codes of behavior, but Zoe found his
observance of the ancient California seatbelt
law particularly tiresome.
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Captain's really upset because the TiVo wasn't
set. They've just missed their favorite
war-buddy flick. And the pizza is late. Again.

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Mal is back to brooding over the question of
who is Bill Pardy. Zoe is worried about the
state of his mental health.

bun
~Bastards singed my turtle~
~We aim to exponentiate~

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Friday, January 26, 2007 7:55 PM

CHOLLETT

*Last chords play and end credits finish rolling*
Mal/Zoe: "..........." *Silence*
Mal: *tear* Gorrammit, I miss that show........"

OR

Mal: *URK* "KAYLEE!!!!!!!!!!!! What in the sphincter of hell are you doing leaving your toys around HERE?!?!?!?"

OR

Date: Mid-March, 2007
Nathan and Gina hold their breaths as Drive and White Noise: The Light both begin their runs, for the fate of their worlds, nay, their 'Verse, could depend on this one point in time.......
...............To Be Continued...................

I'm babbling like a moonbrain.

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Friday, January 26, 2007 8:15 PM

6IXSTRINGJACK

Zoe: OMG Sir! We forgot to fill up when we stopped off at Persephone!
Mal: You're not tryin' say we're....
Zoe: That's right Sir.... Out of Gas.... again.

My vote's for FOX, Jayne and grenades though...

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Friday, January 26, 2007 8:25 PM

Mal: can't stop the signal Zoe
Zoe: can't stop the smell either sir

and

Mal: i can kill you with my brain...
Zoe: oh brother....

and

Mal: she's....she's...pregnant!?!?!

April Fools on Serenity was always a blast....

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TRAIN!!!
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Saturday, January 27, 2007 1:51 AM

Zoe: Holy crap Batman, Reivers!

Mal: Quick Alfred the bat cave.

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Saturday, January 27, 2007 2:43 AM

ANOBJECTINSPACE

Joss(OS): So we are going to start and finish the episode with Nathan naked.

.....
"It's just an Object"
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Saturday, January 27, 2007 3:22 AM

PDCHARLES

What happened? He see your face?

Shiny, Choo!

Zoe: Sir, They didn't have a plastic rocket.
Mal: *sniff* Ummmmm, OK. *sniff* I was just joking anyway.

OR

Wash: (OS) ooooo... What's that big round thing.
Mal: uuhhhh, That would be a planet. Zoe! Translate!

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Saturday, January 27, 2007 6:28 AM

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Originally posted by DesktopHippie:

Zoe: There it is, Sir. Fox headquarters
Mal: Shiny. Go get Jayne. Tell him to bring grenades.

This one is gonna get my vote! :) The scene and faces fit the caption entirely.

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Sunday, January 28, 2007 8:03 AM

GRAYALBATROSS

Quote:
Originally posted by Choo1701:
Quote:
Originally posted by asarian:
See, I knew it, the force really *is* strong in you. :) Congratulations! This one had to win; all is well again in the 'verse.

--
"Mei-mei, everything I have is right here." -- Simon Tam

LOL! Thanks all although, saying that, some of the late sentries were preatty good (i loled at the Jewel+spider one). I just got lucky.

Now, on with ze show!

I'm flattered CHOO!

Hemhem:

ZOE: Sir, what's that? *points to the back of his head*

MAL: I don't know, I think something's been living in there.

OR:
ZOE: But Clint, WHY??!!

MAL: You wouldn't understand if I told you, Melinda.

OR:
MAL: Well it's finally happened. The Enterprise actually blew right past us.

OR:
ZOE: Sir, look behind you. River's on the ceiling again.

OR:
Zoe's mind control technique was finally strong enough to drive the ship. Jayne sulked for days.

OK, the last one is really thanks to asarian!

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Also, I can kill you with my brain

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Sunday, January 28, 2007 8:59 AM

Anytime l'll albatross

Zoe: someone better tell 'nara here 'oreo's' are here.
Mal: i have a bad feeling about this...

and

Mal had had cramp for a number of days now and no one had noticed....

and

Mal: Damn the torpedoes! Full speed ahead!
Zoe: not ANOTHER flashback sir.

and

Zoe: ....if he calls me Chewbacca one more time....

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TRAIN!!!
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Monday, January 29, 2007 6:35 AM

TENTHCREWMEMBER

Could you please just make it stranger? Stranger. Odder. Could be weirder. More bizarre. How about uncanny?

MAL: You we're right Zoe. This is a bad plan.
ZOE: I'd thank you for sayin' so, Sir, but now I have the image of Jayne distracting Badger's men forever burned into my brain...

BWAH!

TCM

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Monday, January 29, 2007 9:38 PM

Operative (os); You are on the way to destruction. All your base are belong to us!

Zoe: What you say!!!

(sorry. it had too be done

Is there a special hell for quoting interent meme's??)

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TRAIN!!!
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Monday, January 29, 2007 11:04 PM

KMS

Zoe: Captain, I just have to say… Two sets of suspenders… They’re a bit much, Sir.
Mal’s jaw tightens: ….
Zoe: And they’re not working.
Mal: Ta de ma!
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
Mal: Zoey, was River up here playing with Wash’s dinosaurs?
Zoe: 'Fraid so, Sir. There appears to be a T-Rex sticking out of your butt.
Mal (to himself): Will not cry. Will not cry….
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
Zoe: What idiot told River she could drive?!?!?
Mal: My bad.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
Zoe: There are Reavers and Alliance ships on our tail. We aren’t stopping now. You should have gone before we left, Sir.
Mal (suffering in silence): …
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
Zoe: That smell! Sir, did you just….????
Mal: SUMMER!
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
Mal tries out his happy, smiley face. The rest of the crew flees in terror.

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Tuesday, January 30, 2007 12:41 PM

PUMAMANREDUX

Mal channels Han Solo

OR

(Mal) Some ship called the Millenium something or other just mooned us

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Wednesday, January 31, 2007 10:29 AM

Mal: What the hell is that stench?

Zoe: Gee, I don't know sir, it couldn't have anything to do with the dead burnt bodies you had us strap to the front of the ship? Hello!

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Wednesday, January 31, 2007 4:15 PM

BROWNCOATSANDINISTA

"What the hell is River doing to Jayne?"
"Well sir, it would appear that she's-"
"Don't answer that questoin."

or

"What the hell is the 82nd doing out there."
"You called in for air support sir."
"Hey Guys! A little Late!!!"

"I'm not going to say Serenity is the greatest SciFi movie ever; oh wait yes I am." - Orson Scott Card

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Wednesday, January 31, 2007 5:50 PM

BLUEEYEDBRIGADIER

Quote:
Originally posted by CunningOrangeToque:

Mal and Zoe: Uhhh......ohhh....

Inara(OS): Hmm...guess the 2-for-1 special I arranged isn't quite what they were looking for.

BEB

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Wednesday, January 31, 2007 6:02 PM

FLORALBUNNY

MAL: Now bring me that horizon...

bun
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~Why's the rum gone????~

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Wednesday, January 31, 2007 6:23 PM

PUMAMANREDUX

Mal: What is Jayne doing out there?

Zoe: Something about a swinging cod and

Mal: Never mind

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Wednesday, January 31, 2007 9:00 PM