THE OTHER SHINY CAPTION GAME Round #58

Tuesday, February 20, 2007 5:03 PM

CUNNINGORANGETOQUE

Welcome one and all! Welcome to the next round of caption-y goodness! Last week brought in many hilarious captions, but as the story goes, there can be only one...wait...wrong story...whups. Ahem. Anyways the winner of Round 57 is... SICKDUDE!!! Used Ship Salesman: No one has ever asked me that before. I don't know, um, maybe... four-hundred beagles in the main cargo hold. Mal: What about that one? How many tiny bobble-head dolls, you think? /\/\/\/\ Congrats! And we keep going! Here's one to hopefully get the 'ol brainpan unsquishy... Adam was told by Joss in his interview that he would have to change his 'down to business' face in order to get the part. HAVE FUN! /\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\ Creator of "THE OTHER SHINY CAPTION GAME"! www.livejournal.com/users/the_zeppo01 Time for some thrilling heroics! poor_noel2@hotmail.com

Tuesday, February 20, 2007 6:38 PM

FLYVOTE

Tuesday, February 20, 2007 8:04 PM

JPSTARGAZER

As he sits down for the interview, Adam's bandoleer reminds him that he has man parts... OR Adam recalls a particular take during the River fight sequence in Serenity where Summer forgot to pull her "punch." OR Adam gets an unpleasant surprise at the press junket as a reporter from the Reaver News Network asks him if he would taste better poached or scrambled. "All I got is a red guitar, three chords, and the truth...the rest is up to you" --Bono

Tuesday, February 20, 2007 9:14 PM

FLORALBUNNY

Tuesday, February 20, 2007 9:41 PM

BULLETINTHEBRAINPANSQUISH

ADAM (to reporter): So, you know, when I found out Fox had cancelled Firefly, I was really shocked. Like, scared beyond belief, Reavers-ate-my-baby shocked." EDIT: I am Australian, if people are having trouble with the reference. Mal gives control of the ship to Zoe... Mal: If I'm not back in an hour, you come, and you rescue me. Zoe: What? And risk my ship?

Tuesday, February 20, 2007 10:05 PM

KAYLEELOVE

Tuesday, February 20, 2007 11:23 PM

ANOBJECTINSPACE

Quote: Originally posted by CunningOrangeToque: Adam see's someone post this smilie under his picture Adam: Holy Sh..shei yo nu ma? River(OS): Its just an Object... Jayne: Wimper. ..... "It's just an Object"

Wednesday, February 21, 2007 2:18 AM

DEBBIE

Jayne: As God as my witness I will never go hungry again

Wednesday, February 21, 2007 3:02 AM

DANIELFYRE

Wednesday, February 21, 2007 3:42 AM

PUMAMANREDUX

Wednesday, February 21, 2007 4:11 AM

FLYVOTE

Wednesday, February 21, 2007 5:37 AM

GUYWHOWANTSAFIREFLYOFHISOWN

Wednesday, February 21, 2007 6:27 AM

DAVESHAYNE

Jayne: Reavers? Where? Oh, ha ha ha. That joke is getting old. Mal: You saw the look on your face you wouldn't be saying that. David "Not completely as well as the series of Firefly..." - From a review of Serenity at amazon.de

Wednesday, February 21, 2007 7:00 AM

DEBBIE

Jayne: Oh god no, not the anal probe!

Wednesday, February 21, 2007 7:58 AM

SICKDUDE

Ooh, shiny!! Thanks, guys! "I am your father, Luke. Give in to the Dark Side, you nob!" - Doug McKenzie

Wednesday, February 21, 2007 8:04 AM

CHOO1701

River (os): Cordical electrodes are so funny! and Adam: what do you mean LIVE GRENADES!!! *BOOM* Nathan (os): er...was that my car? and Adam: and this is what happens when you have "the Hero of Canton" stuck in your head ALL THE TIME!!! -----------------------------

Wednesday, February 21, 2007 8:33 AM

MSG

Quote: Joss's electrified seat made the auditioning process so much more fun....for the director. "I'm not all that interested in the mental health of people who want to kill me. "- Leroy Jethro Gibbs

Wednesday, February 21, 2007 8:39 AM

SAB39

Followup to the recent Caption Tightpants: JAYNE: Oh my God! It's full of stars!

Wednesday, February 21, 2007 8:40 AM

DESKTOPHIPPIE

Congrats Sickdude! Adam: "Can't! Expression! Properly!" Graphics available at www.desktophippie.com

Wednesday, February 21, 2007 1:47 PM

PUMAMANREDUX

Adam practices emoting in a mirror for when Firefly: The Second Season is announced OR The beginnings of a crotch fire do not go amiss ******************************** 'You leave Earth and anything you forget to bring with you will kill you. Anything you do bring with you which doesn't work properly will kill you. When in doubt, just assume *everything* will kill you.' Nathan Spring, Star Cops ************** http://www.freewebs.com/mjspages/tempfireflypage.htm

Wednesday, February 21, 2007 5:25 PM

RMMC

Congrats on a very shiny win, Sickdude!! Jayne discovers just how friendly beagles can be. ***** RMMC When we're down, don't frown. Come join the camp-out at serenitymovie.org.

Thursday, February 22, 2007 12:39 AM

ARTISOXYGEN

Adam has just heard that in the very first episode that Joss has written in preparation for when Firefly Season 2 eventually begins filming, there are some more nude scenes, but this time it will be a much more muscular and hairy-chested cast member doing the honours....and NO he won't even be allowed to carry his favourite gun! God grant me the Serenity Pt 2 and Pt 3 and...

Thursday, February 22, 2007 1:52 AM

DEBBIE

Jayne: (Talking through his teeth) Girl let go! River: giggle Not 'till you say Uncle. Uncle! Uncle!

Thursday, February 22, 2007 3:35 AM

TENTHCREWMEMBER Could you please just make it stranger? Stranger. Odder. Could be weirder. More bizarre. How about uncanny?

Jayne used to think it was just an expression...then, much to his amazement, his johnson actually did pop off and fly about the room. BWAH! TCM http://www.cafepress.com/10thcrew *Download my Firefly Games for FREE at http://www.fireflyfans.net/thread.asp?b=13&t=12622 ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ In or near Ohio? Join us! http://p097.ezboard.com/bohiofireflyfans http://groups.yahoo.com/group/firefly-ohio

Thursday, February 22, 2007 3:13 PM

GRAYALBATROSS

Also CT reference : RIVER (OS): Look! Someone wrote "gullible" on the side of your face! JAYNE: Auuurgh! Not another one! OR: ADAM: I apologize, we have to finish the interview now, something came u- INTERVIEWER: *click* ADAM: Or, we could talk more! OR: COMPUTER VOICE: *Cantonese, red lights flashing* MAL (OS): What in the sphincter of Hell is that?!! RIVER (OS): The beagles have revolted. They want to kill Jayne. OR: JAYNE: It looked smaller when I couldn't see it... OR: JAYNE: What do you mean the moonbrained girl gets TWENNY PER-CENT??!!!!!! *** When in doubt, consult the hamster. Also, I can kill you with my brain

Thursday, February 22, 2007 7:46 PM

FLORALBUNNY

Thursday, February 22, 2007 8:02 PM

BLUEEYEDBRIGADIER

Quote: Originally posted by CunningOrangeToque: Ok...let's see now...how's about: It was at that moment that Adam realized the savings from Universal going with a discount craft serivces company for the Serenity 2 set was a whole new BDM of its own...a Big Damn Mistake! Literature has shown us some of humanity's greatest achievements; history, some of our greatest failures -- Alun Lewis

Friday, February 23, 2007 1:51 AM

WALRUS

Adam recoiled in terror as Nathan decided to show him his arse scar ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ www.myspace.com/the_REAL_walrus

Friday, February 23, 2007 2:32 AM

DEBBIE

Jayne: Step, Squish, I thought beagles had smallish droppings

Friday, February 23, 2007 3:17 AM

PUMAMANREDUX

Adam tries his best Tom Cruise impression ******************************** 'You leave Earth and anything you forget to bring with you will kill you. Anything you do bring with you which doesn't work properly will kill you. When in doubt, just assume *everything* will kill you.' Nathan Spring, Star Cops ************** http://www.freewebs.com/mjspages/tempfireflypage.htm

Friday, February 23, 2007 4:46 AM

PDCHARLES What happened? He see your face?

Gratz, Sickdude. Adam: Got any coffee?

Friday, February 23, 2007 5:18 AM

SAB39

Adam responds to River/Jayne shippers: "She's TWELVE!" (For reference, this really *was* Adam's response, at some Con panel, the video is available online somewhere)

Friday, February 23, 2007 9:43 AM

CAPTAINCOUPI

Friday, February 23, 2007 5:17 PM

GRAYALBATROSS

Friday, February 23, 2007 6:09 PM

FLORALBUNNY

Friday, February 23, 2007 6:26 PM

ODDSBODSKINS

Saturday, February 24, 2007 12:55 AM

CAPTAINCOUPI

Saturday, February 24, 2007 4:44 AM

CAPTAINCOUPI

Saturday, February 24, 2007 7:54 AM

REAVERINA1985RIVIERA

Saturday, February 24, 2007 2:01 PM

FLORALBUNNY

Saturday, February 24, 2007 4:23 PM

VERSEEXPLORER

Way to go, SickDude. Good luck on this round. There's a lot of competition this time. Here's mine: Jayne: Get your gorramn hands off Vera!

Saturday, February 24, 2007 4:25 PM

PUMAMANREDUX

Adam views his first Jayne/Simon slashfic ******************************** 'You leave Earth and anything you forget to bring with you will kill you. Anything you do bring with you which doesn't work properly will kill you. When in doubt, just assume *everything* will kill you.' Nathan Spring, Star Cops ************** http://www.freewebs.com/mjspages/tempfireflypage.htm

Saturday, February 24, 2007 5:31 PM

FLORALBUNNY

Saturday, February 24, 2007 6:46 PM

MAZAEN

Jayne is told by Badger that Jayne has to give his gun 'Vera' away. or This was Adam's expression when Nathan's pants split during filming.

Saturday, February 24, 2007 9:27 PM

RMMC

In a fit of annoyance, Mal shows Jayne the real chain of command. ***** RMMC When we're down, don't frown. Come join the camp-out at serenitymovie.org. ~~~~~~~~ “The next person, the very next person, who says that is going to know my wrath.” ”I’m on a first name basis with your wrath, sir.” -- Lieutenant Eve Dallas & Officer Delia Peabody, Portrait in Death by J. D. Robb

Saturday, February 24, 2007 11:39 PM

CITIZEN

Those plastic dinosaurs just get everywhere don't they. More insane ramblings by the people who brought you beeeer milkshakes! No one can see their reflection in running water. It is only in still water that we can see.

Sunday, February 25, 2007 3:19 AM

CAPTAINCOUPI

Sunday, February 25, 2007 7:36 AM

GRAYALBATROSS

Tough round here! *** When in doubt, consult the hamster. Also, I can kill you with my brain

Sunday, February 25, 2007 7:50 AM

CAPTAINCOUPI

Sunday, February 25, 2007 7:54 AM

CAPTAINCOUPI

'Adam would spend several hours after the interview plotting his revenge on Nathan for dropping an ice cube down his back while he was answering a question.' And I've finnally worked out how to get the gorram picture in my post. Yay me.....not.