CAPTION TIGHTPANTS RISE AGAIN #17 by TenthCrewMember

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Saturday, February 17, 2007 8:56 AM

GOJIRO

INARA: Mal, have you seen Kaylee?

MAL: Under ... the ... table ...

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Saturday, February 17, 2007 9:11 AM

DAVESHAYNE

Mal: On your mark. Get set. (shoots gun) Go.

Inara: I don't care how much you want to win the all 'Verse track meet I'm not running in this dress.

David

"Not completely as well as the series of Firefly..." - From a review of Serenity at amazon.de

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Saturday, February 17, 2007 9:25 AM

YINYANG

You were busy trying to get yourself lit on fire. It happens.

Mal: So that's what happens when you shoot a cake...

Inara: Idiot.

Mal: What?

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Mal: If you tell anyone I read this poem, I swear by my pretty gun I will end you.

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Inara stumbles upon Mal and his family album.

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Mal: What did I tell you about sneaking up on me?

Inara: That it was fiendish and womanly?

Mal: Yes - only the exact phrase I used was "don't".

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Saturday, February 17, 2007 11:20 AM

Congrats Sab39....but could someone PLEASE open the pod doors. its very cold out here...

Mal: (reading) and then pull the trigger....
*BANG*
*dead pigeon falls onto table*

and

Mal: hey 'Nara, this 'Car mer suit tea ra' is really helpful. I think i finally understand were i'm going wrong...
Inara: and the guns??
Mal: props...

and

Mal practising his "shotting behind his head" trick had disastorous consequences...

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Saturday, February 17, 2007 11:29 AM

RMMC

Mal: I'm gonna shoot the hwoon dahn who swiped my chocolate stash.
Inara(quietly as she backs out): Oops.

Congrats Sab39!!

*****
RMMC

When we're down, don't frown. Come join the camp-out at serenitymovie.org.

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Saturday, February 17, 2007 11:55 AM

Mal: ahh...Miss Serra, i was expecting you...

and

Inara: so your going to a party or something?
Mal: how could you tell?

and

Mal: son;t worry, its not loaded
Inara: never is...

and

Mal: annnnnnnnnd....now i have no idea how to put my gun back togther...

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Saturday, February 17, 2007 12:03 PM

REAVERINA1985RIVIERA

Quote:
Originally posted by TenthCrewMember:

Mal: Inara, please tell River that food *click* should be dead before it's served.

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How many Jaynes does it take to change a light bulb?

Two. One to try to put it in and another to find a bigger hammer.

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Saturday, February 17, 2007 12:09 PM

REAVERINA1985RIVIERA

Quote:
Originally posted by TenthCrewMember:

Mal attepts to show Inara that guns are useful for purposes other than blowing holes in people. Such as eating utensils.

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How many Jaynes does it take to change a light bulb?

Two. One to try to put it in and another to find a bigger hammer.

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Saturday, February 17, 2007 3:12 PM

Congrats, SAB!!! Loved the cross-ref.

And now for a cross (not to mention garlic)-ref. of my own, if it'll come out right...
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MORENA (entering): Nathan, there aren't any guns in here this week.
NATHAN (learning lines from script at table): I know, but Joss is directing this one and you never know what's going to come out of the ceiling when he's around.
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bun
~Bastards broomed my turtle~
~We aim to exponentiate~
~Who is Bill Pardy?~

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Sunday, February 18, 2007 3:11 AM

PDCHARLES

What happened? He see your face?

gratz SAB

Mal: 'nara, If u mean to be thievin' the Sunday Crossword...
Inara: Please... I'll give u all day.
Mal: So, five letters, starts with "W", "Companion's Profession"?

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Sunday, February 18, 2007 7:19 AM

Mal: okay, heres the deal: before we start talking about whoring, guns, being stubborn, sexual tension, tea drinking, etc .... can i PLEASE have back my baby pictures that your putting all over the cortex??

and

Mal: no need to worry, just Kaylee stole the remote to the Nintendo Wii....and well....you know...

and

Mal: can you hear Aerosmith?

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Sunday, February 18, 2007 4:25 PM

TENTHCREWMEMBER

Could you please just make it stranger? Stranger. Odder. Could be weirder. More bizarre. How about uncanny?

MAL: Now before you lecture me on the wickedness of SERENITY being the first HD-DVD to be pirated on the CORTEX, and how it will ruin sales of the movie, consider that I have this table full of loaded weapons...
INARA: Nobody uses HD-DVDs any more, Mal. It's all BluSunRay DVDs, everyone knows that.

(sorry, had to vent a little from another thread and Mal and guns and captioning is somehow theraputic to me...)

BWAH!

TCM

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Sunday, February 18, 2007 5:00 PM

INARA (taken aback): Guns wubba laptop? Unh?
MAL: Sorry, 'Nara. Having to vent a little from
another thread, and guns and captioning are
somehow therapeutic to me...Here: you think
this one's funny?
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bun
~Bastards singed my turtle~
~We aim to exponentiate~
~Who is Bill Pardy?~

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Sunday, February 18, 2007 5:17 PM

TENTHCREWMEMBER

Could you please just make it stranger? Stranger. Odder. Could be weirder. More bizarre. How about uncanny?

Quote:
Originally posted by FloralBunny:
INARA (taken aback): Guns wubba laptop? Unh?
MAL: Sorry, 'Nara. Having to vent a little from
another thread, and guns and captioning are
somehow therapeutic to me...Here: you think
this one's funny?
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That makes my day! Honorary props for that fine piece of humor, Bun!

Thanks, I needed that!

BWAH!

TCM

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Sunday, February 18, 2007 5:28 PM

PUMAMANREDUX

(Mal) "I've found Davy Jones' Locker"

OR

(Mal) "Damn Space Mice"

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'You leave Earth and anything you forget to bring with you will kill you. Anything you do bring with you which doesn't work properly will kill you. When in doubt, just assume *everything* will kill you.' Nathan Spring, Star Cops

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Sunday, February 18, 2007 5:35 PM

GHOULFISH

Um not sure how to get the picture in the your response box and make it all shiney and such but:

Inara: For the last time stop playing with my guns. You dont even have the placement right. It goes high calibre on the right to low caliber on left!!! Put them away

mal: Aww can I keep em out for 10 more minutes I promise i'll re arrange them.

or

mal: I think your wrong about the this layout, this gun should go on the left not the right

Inara: stop whining im right and your wrong your just saying that to be contradictory

or

Mal: my gun collection is bigger than yours

Inara: but my gun collection is not handled by an idiot either - i guess it evens out

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Sunday, February 18, 2007 7:16 PM

TCM wrote in part:
That makes my day! Honorary props for that fine piece of humor, Bun!
Thanks, I needed that!
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Happy to help, as always, TCM.
Was attracted by the ultimate thread-inbred-RL
paradoxical crossover.

Here's one for the competition (from TTJ):
MAL: Made money, huh?
INARA: Hand over fist, my friend.

bun
~Bastards singed my turtle~
~We aim to exponentiate~
~Who is Bill Pardy?~

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Sunday, February 18, 2007 8:40 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by Ghoulfish:
Um not sure how to get the picture in the your response box and make it all shiney and such but:

Inara: For the last time stop playing with my guns. You dont even have the placement right. It goes high calibre on the right to low caliber on left!!! Put them away

mal: Aww can I keep em out for 10 more minutes I promise i'll re arrange them.

or

mal: I think your wrong about the this layout, this gun should go on the left not the right

Inara: stop whining im right and your wrong your just saying that to be contradictory

or

Mal: my gun collection is bigger than yours

Inara: but my gun collection is not handled by an idiot either - i guess it evens out

Press "Relpy with quote along the bottom here (wheres the down arrows?!?!)

Then delete everything but the "http : //....jpg" addresss, and voila: instant photo in thread (well thats how i do it...)

on that note:

Mal: hey! i just realized how to insert pictures onto mybluesspace account!
Inara: such a n00b

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TRAIN!!!
Remember: When introducing Zoe to your shiny new ship, pay attention to where she's pointing when she says "What is that?" That's where you're going to be laying, bleeding someday.

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Monday, February 19, 2007 1:49 AM

DEBBIE

Bang, thud, moo

Inara: What was that?

Mal: Supper.

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Monday, February 19, 2007 2:06 AM

MANIK2K

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Inara : I told you I wouldn't service you or anyone of your crew...
Mal : huhuhhh... But you might want to revisit that deal seeing how this is not myself I'm holding in this hand.
***Sound of Mal cocking the pistol***

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Monday, February 19, 2007 12:51 PM

ARTISOXYGEN

Mal: "The next son of a maggot that walks through that door and makes another joke about my very large ass will be breathing through a new hole in their face..."
Inara freezes in her tracks, (trying very hard to stop the laughter exploding from her mouth)and backs out of the room slowly and soundlessly....

God grant me the Serenity....Pt2 and 3 and...

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Monday, February 19, 2007 1:22 PM

YINYANG

You were busy trying to get yourself lit on fire. It happens.

Mal: Why is there a rat in front of me?

Inara: What?!

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Inara: Yes, Mal? What seems to be the trouble?

Mal: I told you - the incense stays in your shuttle. It freaks Jayne out.

Jayne (OS): Hey!

Inara: Then what's the gun for?

Mal (as if it's obvious): Jayne interrupted.

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Monday, February 19, 2007 7:32 PM

Debbie wrote:
Bang, thud, moo

Inara: What was that?

Mal: Supper.
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LOL!!!!! Good thing they hadn't yet switched over
to beagles.
Don't have a caption at the moment.

bun
~Bastards singed my turtle~
~We aim to exponentiate~
~Who is Bill Pardy?~

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Monday, February 19, 2007 8:51 PM

Mal: Hey Zoe, you should see some of these names in 'Nara's l'll black book... Zoe? ...

and

Inara: whoa...tight pants....

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Monday, February 19, 2007 9:28 PM

MAZAEN

Mal, "'Nara, I seem to have one piece left over after putting the barrel back together."

Innara, "That piece is a screw from the dining table"

Another way to include a picture in your thread is to right click with your mouse on the picture. When you right click on the picture a box comes up on the screen. Select copy image location from the box and go to your reply. click and your mouse button and select paste.

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Tuesday, February 20, 2007 7:02 AM

SAB39

Quote:
Originally posted by Debbie:
Bang, thud, moo

Inara: What was that?

Mal: Supper.

Stop the thread, this wins... :)

Thanks for the votes and the congratulations, guys. When "the box is very unhappy" didn't show up in voting I really didn't expect to win. But since I did, here's what happened five seconds earlier:

JAYNE: For the love of God, DON'T open the pod bay door, Mal!

(As for this one, I got nothing. Especially nothing that can beat "Bang, thud, moo" :) )

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Tuesday, February 20, 2007 3:11 PM

GRAYALBATROSS

Good for you, SAB!

MAL, to Inara: Now, for you, reputation iz solid

OR:

INARA comes from, shadows, holding gun: Drop, your weapon, Bond.

MAL: The Ambushers!

OR:
MAL: Zoe, somebody.... the grains in the tablewood are moving...

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When in doubt, consult the hamster.

Also, I can kill you with my brain

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Tuesday, February 20, 2007 5:11 PM

RYCE

Mal: Look, I'll tell you the same thing I told those other ghost-spirit-things...BWAH!
Inara: So you don't want to see your Christmas present yet to come?

Mal: Oh. Ohhhhh... Thank you Buddah!

No power in the 'verse can stop me!

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Tuesday, February 20, 2007 5:36 PM

VETERAN

Don't squat with your spurs on.

Inara: "Mal the gun is not necessary when your filling out your tax forms."

Mal: "I know it just makes me feel better knowing each bullet is deductible."

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Tuesday, February 20, 2007 7:35 PM

MAL: Looking for this? Wonder if it works.
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or:

Watching Mal brush up on Current Small Arms
Maintenance Techniques from an online course
in Chinese, Inara was glad she'd had hands-on
Academy training instead.
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bun
~Bastards singed my turtle~
~We aim to exponentiate~
~Who is Bill Pardy?~

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Tuesday, February 20, 2007 8:02 PM

DREAMWALKER

Inara starts to worry as Mal follows Jayne's trend and begins naming his guns.

OR

Inara: Mal you're planning on robbing the place, not occupying it.

Mal (holding up gun): I just get exicitable as to choice!

Wash: This landing is gonna get pretty interesting
Mal: Define "interesting".
Wash: Oh God, of God, we're all going to die?

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Tuesday, February 20, 2007 9:06 PM

CUNNINGORANGETOQUE

MAL:*cocks gun* "I wouldn't move if i were you..."

INARA:"Mal, don't worry, it's me!"

MAL:"Prove it."

INARA:"You're a dick."

*BEAT*

MAL:*uncocks gun*"Okay."

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Wednesday, February 21, 2007 6:04 PM

INARA: So -- later with the talking, then?
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or:

Once again, Mal and Wash were running neck-and-neck
in the current Cortex caption contest voting.
Mal had begun to think of drastic ways to solve
the problem...
MAL: ...or impalement...
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bun
~Bastards singed my turtle~
~We aim to exponentiate~
~Who is Bill Pardy?~

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Wednesday, February 21, 2007 6:57 PM

DRAGONWINE

Inara: Mal it's not that bad, please put the gun down.

Mal: But.....they canceled Virtual Firefly!

Inara: I know, Fox is truly fiendish and evil,but that doesn't mean you should end it all.

Mal: Yes it does. And I've got it all planned out, look here. Up the vent, down the hall and into the exec boardroom. Easy-peasy. Bang bang and Mooby the Golden Cow is supper.

It's a nothing part til you don't got one, then you have to go to ebay.....aaaaagh!

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Wednesday, February 21, 2007 8:49 PM

Mal: your late, my appiontment was too have started 5 minutes ago! i hope i get a discount!

Inara: er..Mal, i don't service the crew!

Mal: ah! well, you see theres this loophole in your contract that i've found....well....river found...and eagerly pionted out to me. For 'bout the last two months...

and

Mal: Ah! its all here! My guns, my pimp mobile, and ma bitches!!

Inara: oh brother....

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TRAIN!!!
Remember: When introducing Zoe to your shiny new ship, pay attention to where she's pointing when she says "What is that?" That's where you're going to be laying, bleeding someday.

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Wednesday, February 21, 2007 11:20 PM

DESKTOPHIPPIE

Congrats, Sab!

Mal: IF you tell ANYONE I needed help with the jigsaw I will shoot you where you stand!

Graphics available at www.desktophippie.com

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Thursday, February 22, 2007 2:29 AM

ANDMAN

(the sound of metal bouncing on the floor)
Joss(os): Are you seriously telling me that out of that entire collection of guns in front of you, all of them make the cartridges fall out mid take?

Anybody who disagrees with any of this violently can do so. But no matter what you do, "You can't take the sky from me".

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Thursday, February 22, 2007 4:06 AM

EARLYWARNING

Mal reading out loud: Congradulations you have just completed the Bang and Wilston T9 Colt Replica.
Inara : Next month, Gun of the Month Club features the G-Man Ultra A Water Pistol

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Thursday, February 22, 2007 6:12 AM

DRACONUS

Mal: So that's why the cartridge keeps falling out

May you have enough.

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Thursday, February 22, 2007 12:56 PM

TENTHCREWMEMBER

Could you please just make it stranger? Stranger. Odder. Could be weirder. More bizarre. How about uncanny?

Inara: What's the gun for?
Mal: Simon just gave me the medical bill for the crew...he claims "gunshots" are not covered by my insurance.
Inara: I see. But what are the guns for?
Mal: They're my insurance...

BWAH!

TCM

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Thursday, February 22, 2007 2:12 PM

TRUEBLUE

Mal: Y'know I am not wearing anythin' from the waist down.

I will think of a signature later. It will be so stunningly brilliant your entire life will pale into insignificance when compared to the few words that will be written here.

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Friday, February 23, 2007 1:53 AM

WALRUS

Mal : NO !!! AWAY FROM ME CRAZY INARA CONCIOUS SHOULDER GUARDIAN THING !!!

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www.myspace.com/the_REAL_walrus

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Friday, February 23, 2007 3:39 PM

VETERAN

Don't squat with your spurs on.

Inara: Mal! You can't play Russian Roulet with an automatic!

Mal: You can if you let the other guy go first.

Inara: I guess that explains your unrivaled win streak.

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Friday, February 23, 2007 3:58 PM

MAL: It's my favorite.
INARA: What's its history?
MAL: Crime and violence, sad to say.

bun
~Singers basted my turtle~
~We aim to Expo~
~Who is Pill Barty?~

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Friday, February 23, 2007 5:14 PM

GRAYALBATROSS

INARA: Mal, why do you have your gun out while you're eating?

MAL (staring at plate): I let River cook again. It seems my food's not quite dead yet.

FOOD: *twitchtwitch*

***
When in doubt, consult the hamster.

Also, I can kill you with my brain

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Friday, February 23, 2007 5:47 PM