Water Cooler of the Imponderables: Agony In Her Body by nvghostrider

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Water Cooler of the Imponderables: Agony In Her Body

POSTED BY: NVGHOSTRIDER
UPDATED: Thursday, March 15, 2007 04:55
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Wednesday, March 14, 2007 7:50 AM

I said I married a big buff blond...but I'm attracted to short little Jewish guys who can cook.

I have no idea why. Just go with it.

EDIT: As long as you agree to take good care of Carson, I'm down with that. Actually, I can't think of a better person to keep Husband in line. You got a deal.

PS- He kicks in his sleep. Is that okay?

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Wednesday, March 14, 2007 7:54 AM

NVGHOSTRIDER

I love celebrity descriptions. Just sucks when there is no one that resembles yourself.

Ex looked exactly like Milla Jovavich. Needless to say I was a big fan of her work.

ADD: Had to do some editing. Gorram pic got me all distracted and such. And I just caught my mistake MSG. My bad.

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Wednesday, March 14, 2007 8:12 AM

WRATCHIT

Quote:
Originally posted by msg:
Ok what is it with guy and corrupting ?? I mean MisterG swears that's the reason most guys get all hot and bothered over women wearing little plaid skirts and white blouses and knee socks and such...so seriously what is it?

Who knows? But he's right. Hell I think about it at least twice a day.

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Wednesday, March 14, 2007 8:37 AM

MAVOURNEEN

msg, I forgot to mention I just ordered $80 worth of stuff from Marks & Spencer...

Husband heartily approved of the various boy shorts and felt they would look wonderful decorating our floor...

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Wednesday, March 14, 2007 8:40 AM

ODDSBODSKINS

I think I'm too young to be exposed to this manner of conversation!

And far too sweet'n'innocent!

Do you like bread?

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Wednesday, March 14, 2007 11:53 AM

ZEEK

Quote:
Originally posted by nvghostrider:
Ex looked exactly like Milla Jovavich. Needless to say I was a big fan of her work.

This Ex didn't happen to move to Detroit did she? Cause I have an old roommate who would be very interested in obtaining her number. He's a huge Milla Jovavich fan.

Me I like the Kate Beckinsale look. Mmmmmmmm

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Wednesday, March 14, 2007 12:23 PM

MSG

See I told you guys go for a type:) LOL

Mav- wait til spring line comes. They have these fabulous sets( bra and boy shorts) in pale " ice cream" colors. There's mint, lemon, strawberry cream, blueberry, and vanilla...they're amazing:)

Wow the board just locked up there for a bit..hate when that happens

Anyway, I'm off for the day...I need to get myself to the gym. I skipped 2 days in a row and will likely be struck by lightening because of it. Have a great day everyone and I will see you later.

"I'm not all that interested in the mental health of people who want to kill me. "- Leroy Jethro Gibbs

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Wednesday, March 14, 2007 12:34 PM

RUGBUG

So, a quick drive-by posting is in order. I've been lax in my duties on FFF.net and sadly overwhelmed with life and work. I'm having to wear my glasses on a regular basis...and I ONLY wear them when I'm exhausted.

MVG: you're the best. Thanks for thinking of me. :D

Quote:
Originally posted by RiverIsMyGoddess:
Competence is sexy. And incompetence is very very unsexy.

So I read this and was like 'D'uh...of course incontinence is unsexy...well, at least to many, many people."

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Wednesday, March 14, 2007 12:38 PM

FUTUREMRSFILLION

Quote:
Originally posted by nvghostrider:
Sorry MSG, five different conversations.
1. I don't know TD and it seems she fits quite well in the scheme of the board/thread. Just makin' sure its okay to be my usual cheeky self.
2.As for the truck thing. Chicks in trucks. I don't know why. They just get me going.Especially if its her truck, her dog riding with her, her shotgun in the gunrack, and her trailer pulling her horses/motorcycle/hot rod. Whoa, gotta calm down a bit.
3. You mentioned MisterG and his school girl-esque leanings. I've never really profiled the women I've been attracted to, but notice that my various leanings seem to have certain consequences.

Dark haired, fair skinned, dusky women seem to offer emotional distance and deeply rooted feelings of lust.
Red heads were always the fun time, full of energy sort who always wanted to just have fun but little else.
Strangely its the blondes that always offered a holistic approach to an actual relationship. Kinda sucks 'cause I never really found an attraction to blondes, but that seems to have changed lately.

Now I'm not saying that this is how all women are. I'm just saying that this has been my experiance (Kinda the whole Ford, Dodge, Chevy thing). I think it may be the personalities that have been attracted to me just happened to have physical similarities. Been workin' on experiancing personalities rather than using prejudice from the starting line.

OK what the hell is a dark haired, fair skin, dusky woman?

MSG - I have MANY "catholic school girl" outfits. Because I look good in them and at work can generally get what I need done out of the men done faster when I have them on. it is a tool and I use it

Penguin - am now consdering Flying Opus on me arse! Not really but it is cute!

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Wednesday, March 14, 2007 12:44 PM

ZEEK

Quote:
Originally posted by msg:
Ok what is it with guy and corrupting ?? I mean MisterG swears that's the reason most guys get all hot and bothered over women wearing little plaid skirts and white blouses and knee socks and such...so seriously what is it?

Sorry, forgot to answer this part. Well to start that outfit is just hot to begin with (obviously in a slutty kinda way). Now about the corrupting part, I don't know if that's really it. It's probably more about control and dominance. If a person is all innocent then the more experienced person is automatically in a position of authority. Guys like power and control.

The important part is it's just a fantasy thing. It's not really what we're looking for. So, when MrG looks and drools and gropes, just let him be. It's all in good fun.

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Wednesday, March 14, 2007 1:17 PM

YINYANG

You were busy trying to get yourself lit on fire. It happens.

<.< >.>

Anybody home?

::shrugs::

Well, looks like we haven't been talking about things that are too important (wouldn't ever get a tattoo, don't know what 'type' I'm attracted to - not that I care), which is great, because

I hope that computer goes to techno-hell... It just had to die after we came home from two very nice (Aside from going down the mountain: I never liked that part. Going up is fun, but down...

) days in this cabin/motel place.

Fortunately, the hard drive is still good.

Unfortunately, we're probably going to have to buy a new computer to access it (this one being slow and all).

Some Spring Break.

Oh, and

for you all. Sounds like you've been having 'fun' as well.

(VERY IMPORTANT) Rules and voting: http://www.fireflyfans.net/thread.asp?b=2&t=22892

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Wednesday, March 14, 2007 1:42 PM

TRAVELER

Lets see. What type of woman turns my head. Tall with straight dark hair. Actually make the that pure black hair. Any type of tight garments. Jeans to evening wear. Just has to be tight. I never was one for school girl outfits. They do seem popular. Just not with me.

And Hugs

back to everybody.

Traveler

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Wednesday, March 14, 2007 4:46 PM

TELCOD

Ok, unclear, but I live in the black aboard my ship.

Here to urge people to sign the petition at

http://www.petitionspot.com/petitions/bringbackfirefly

Captain Bruce

And I ain't commin back

Organize or fade

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Wednesday, March 14, 2007 4:55 PM

FLYVOTE

Quote:
Originally posted by Mavourneen:
I'm attracted to short little Jewish guys who can cook.

Only time I've ever wished to be little and Jewish...

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Thursday, March 15, 2007 2:25 AM

MAVOURNEEN

Quote:
Originally posted by FlyVote:
Quote:
Originally posted by Mavourneen:
I'm attracted to short little Jewish guys who can cook.

Only time I've ever wished to be little and Jewish...

Why Flyvote, you flatter me!

Thanks, msg...my checkbook will not be happy when the Spring Marks & Spencer line comes out. And I've been doing sooo well to cut expenses...

Good Morning, everyone. Coffee time...

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Thursday, March 15, 2007 2:30 AM

DESKTOPHIPPIE

Quote:
Originally posted by nvghostrider:
Ya know, (was reluctant to answer RIMG, don't know why, I laughed my ass off), I'm fortunate with the ass I have. Though I may never run out, I definately don't have too much.

I DEMAND PHOTOS!!!!

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Thursday, March 15, 2007 2:33 AM

PENGUIN

Quote:
Originally posted by FutureMrsFIllion:
Penguin - am now considering Flying Opus on me arse!

King of the Mythical Land that is Iowa

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Thursday, March 15, 2007 2:35 AM

DESKTOPHIPPIE

Quote:
Originally posted by Zeek:
Quote:
Originally posted by msg:
Ok what is it with guy and corrupting ?? I mean MisterG swears that's the reason most guys get all hot and bothered over women wearing little plaid skirts and white blouses and knee socks and such...so seriously what is it?

Sorry, forgot to answer this part. Well to start that outfit is just hot to begin with (obviously in a slutty kinda way). Now about the corrupting part, I don't know if that's really it. It's probably more about control and dominance. If a person is all innocent then the more experienced person is automatically in a position of authority. Guys like power and control.

The important part is it's just a fantasy thing. It's not really what we're looking for. So, when MrG looks and drools and gropes, just let him be. It's all in good fun.

See, my problem is I went to a convent school when I was younger. I wore the uniform for years, and I just can't see how anyone would ever be attracted to someone wearing it. Ever! Not even being attracted to the hot girls I went to school with. Mostly because they were annoying and self obsessed, but that's another issue...

It's not that I'll refuse to wear a schoolgirl outfit or anything, I just... don't get it! Wear a school uniform day in day out for six years and it gets old, fast. Believe me.

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Thursday, March 15, 2007 2:36 AM

DESKTOPHIPPIE

Quote:
Originally posted by Penguin:
Quote:
Originally posted by FutureMrsFIllion:
Penguin - am now considering Flying Opus on me arse!

King of the Mythical Land that is Iowa

PENGUIN DEMANDS PHOTOS!!!

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Thursday, March 15, 2007 2:44 AM

PHOENIXROSE

You think you know--what's to come, what you are. You haven't even begun.

Quote:
Originally posted by msg:
Ok what is it with guy and corrupting ?? I mean MisterG swears that's the reason most guys get all hot and bothered over women wearing little plaid skirts and white blouses and knee socks and such...so seriously what is it?

Yep, every guy says "It's the innocence". My only response to that is "Well damn, if it's innocence that guys like, they're never gonna get off on me!"
That shuts them up pretty quick.

Too tired to catch up on everything else. I need to go grocery shopping...

Human beings, who are almost unique in having the ability to learn from the experience of others, are also remarkable for their apparent disinclination to do so.

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Thursday, March 15, 2007 3:10 AM

SPACEANJL

*snickers*

I now have Frank Zappa's 'Catholic Girls' going round in my head.

I hate watching guys turn to mush over that doe-eyed, I'm-so-stupid-if-you-play-your-cards-right-you-might-trick-me-into-f*cking-you look.

SpaceAnJL

Five foot five and UK size 12 of boot-wearing, green-eyed, dark-haired Browncoat.

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Thursday, March 15, 2007 3:26 AM

PHOENIXROSE

You think you know--what's to come, what you are. You haven't even begun.

I lied, I ended up skimming the thread anyway. Only thing I caught was 'type'.
Now, I don't really have one type of guy I've dated. Most of them had really full lips, but that was about it. However, MsG said the "draws my eye and starts drool response" type, and I do, in fact, have one of those. It tends to only be a fleeting attraction, but not always. Here it is: Tall skinny goths. Pale skin, dark (long) hair, dark eyes, dark clothes (fishnet!!!) and a really confident walk, generally brought on by platform boots... Oh yeah. I dig that so much. Most of the time it takes about five minutes of conversation for the spark to fade, but occasionally not so much.
There are exceptions. Notably Gina Torres, who I couldn't take my eyes off of from the moment I saw her, and I know there have been others, but those slender goths get me every time; just that initial "Whoah!"
Okay, so now maybe I'll go shopping. Yeah, right...

Human beings, who are almost unique in having the ability to learn from the experience of others, are also remarkable for their apparent disinclination to do so.

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Thursday, March 15, 2007 3:49 AM

TINADOLL

Mornin everyone

How about this wacky weather?!

So whats wrong with a little Jaylee?

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Thursday, March 15, 2007 4:06 AM

MSG

Morning all... PR

yeah that's why I explained it that way. Not the long term attraction, just the oh wow moment from across the street, room, etc:)

Oh I want this day to be over( yes I know it just started) the afterschool program is doing a read a thon so now I have to stay until 5:30 here and then rush straight to tutoring without even stopping home and tutor until 10. Hey though it'll make up for me eating too much yesterday 'cause I won't get dinner and I missed breakfast ( though not the diet I'd recommend)

Mav- yeah Marks and Spencer is deadly to a budget. Check out their Per Una line of clothes...oh and they have this stuff called Miracle ( line of skirts, pants, and dresses) in basic black that has interior spandex and such to smooth the silhouette ...always nice:)

"I'm not all that interested in the mental health of people who want to kill me. "- Leroy Jethro Gibbs

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Thursday, March 15, 2007 4:12 AM

LITTLEALBATROSS29

Moring MSG..Mavs,DTH, NV and FMF!!!
And the rest of the water people I might have missed too ..

PR - our tastes are somewhat similar..I love the dark brooding look ( think Angel)...gets me every time...
But he MUST be tall...over 6 feet or now way will I even consider it...

Hi Tinadoll..pleased to "meet" ya !

Bryce
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Thursday, March 15, 2007 4:35 AM

MSG

OK this is getting a bit long so

NEW THREAD!!!!!

http://www.fireflyfans.net/thread.asp?b=2&t=27596

"I'm not all that interested in the mental health of people who want to kill me. "- Leroy Jethro Gibbs

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Thursday, March 15, 2007 4:55 AM

RIVERISMYGODDESS

mornin' all. Drink Deep the water of Life.

*hugs* and

es to any who want them.

A type that makes me stop and drool? Curvy, freckles on either pale or olive skin, longish straight black or curly red hair. Mmmmmm...

~jimi
SFC Alexander, Chief Medic for the 76th Indepentent Army Battalion
All we need is a voluntary, free spirited, open-ended program of procreative racial deconstruction...Everybody's just gotta keep f*ckin' everybody 'til they're all the same color.

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