Jayne' s Sayings by theheroofcanton

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Jayne' s Sayings

POSTED BY: THEHEROOFCANTON
UPDATED: Sunday, March 14, 2004 17:52
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Sunday, March 7, 2004 10:13 AM

I like in "Safe" when they are unloading the cattle -

Mal- "ya'know, they'll walk just as easy if ya lead them"

Jayne- "I like smackin'em!"

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Monday, March 8, 2004 1:08 AM

DUCESTECUM

In Ariel after River cuts Jayne with the knife, "Gorram freak is completely off her axle"

Coulda Shoulda Woulda

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Monday, March 8, 2004 1:21 AM

STATIC

In "Serenity", when Mal says to the fed, "I've given Jayne here the job of finding out how much you told the feds."

Then Jayne pulls his knife and says, "He was. . .nonspecific as to how."

My second favorite Jayne lines are actually the few lines he 'interjects' during Mal's conversation with Badger during "Shindig."

"Excuse me" (Taking Mal's potently alcoholic drink)

"Hurt our feelings"

"What happened. . .he see your face?"

And my favorite, "Pretentious?"

Now. . .that look Mal gives Jayne. . .was that a "Jayne. . .please stop helping." look or was it a "Where the hell did you learn that word?" look?

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"Wash. . .we got some local color happening. A grand entrance would not go amiss."

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Monday, March 8, 2004 2:09 AM

TJ63

From "Serenity", in the scene with Badger:

Badger: "The situation has become fluid"
Jayne: "Only fluid I see is the puddle of p!ss refusing to pay us our wage"

TJ

"Best not be taking it as a suggestion"

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Monday, March 8, 2004 5:37 AM

LODRIL

In the pilot, when Jayne says he didn't betray Mal because the money wasn't good enough. And Mal says "What happens when it is?" To which our hero replies, with a mischevious grin,
"That'll be an interesting day..."

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Monday, March 8, 2004 8:36 AM

CARTAGIA

"Is there anybody out there?!"

... [pause] ...

[River leans into the doorway]

"Anybody else?!"

Simon: I've never shot anyone before.

Book: I was there, son. I'm fair sure you haven't shot anyone yet.

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Monday, March 8, 2004 8:51 AM

CHRISTHECYNIC

Quote:
Originally posted by Lodril:
In the pilot, when Jayne says he didn't betray Mal because the money wasn't good enough. And Mal says "What happens when it is?" To which our hero replies, with a mischevious grin,
"That'll be an interesting day..."

Maybe it was just me, but I got the impression the money would never be good enough. Jayne was barely getting anything and then the guy said enough for his own ship. Yet still no.

So "That'll be an interesting day..." was posturing.

When he betrays Simon and River in his mind it's not touching Mal, and he waits till he does it without risking Mal.

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Monday, March 8, 2004 10:59 AM

THEHEROOFCANTON

Jayne: "Thats why I ain't strapping a gun to my hip."
Mal: "Thats why you ain't strapping a gun anywhere."

Not a Jayne saying but still funny

Wash: "Its gruesome, oh and a thing in a jar."

"You see the man hanging out of the spacehip with the really big gun, well its his will y'all should be thinking about now."

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Monday, March 8, 2004 11:49 AM

FOURSKYS

Quote:
Originally posted by theheroofcanton:
Jayne: "Thats why I ain't strapping a gun to my hip."
Mal: "Thats why you ain't strapping a gun anywhere."

The best part of that is after jayne pulls the tape off. When they zoom into his face, you can almost see a tear is his eye. Good Jayne moment.

And then there's:

"Nothing buy bygones quicker than money" from Ariel

"I've got a question - If you've got all the passcodes, why don't you just go in and steal it yourself!" from Trash

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Monday, March 8, 2004 12:22 PM

KNIBBLET

Quote:
Originally posted by Ruxton:
"...Smells like crotch!"

My husband watched that episode for the first time yesterday. I thought he was going to infarct. I do further swear that he was still giggling (in a manly fashion) at bedtime over that lil bon mot.

"Just keep walkin, preacher man."

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Monday, March 8, 2004 3:03 PM

NEROLI

Quote:
Originally posted by christhecynic:

Maybe it was just me, but I got the impression the money would never be good enough. Jayne was barely getting anything and then the guy said enough for his own ship. Yet still no.

So "That'll be an interesting day..." was posturing.

When he betrays Simon and River in his mind it's not touching Mal, and he waits till he does it without risking Mal.

I think it's pretty clear that in his mind he wasn't betraying Mal...one thing I also found interesting occured to me while I was re-watching "Safe" the other day. Jayne wanted Simon and River off Serenity so bad he was more then willing to just leave them there with no reward at all..so it's like the money he would have gotten in "Ariel" is just icing on the cake to him.

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Monday, March 8, 2004 4:46 PM

AERONSTORM

Jayne in OMR, after he gets the rain stick: "You da guy! *SNIFF*

That was hi-larious!

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Tuesday, March 9, 2004 9:03 AM

OCELOTWREAK

Hey! Let's not forget the Firefly Gag Reel!

Note that while most of the out-takes with the F-word were removed from the DVD version of the Gag Reel, I believe that the main ones with Jayne's faux pas remain. The downloadable R-RATED version includes all the F-word cuts where everyone f-ups their lines (get it at http://www.uncle.com/Firefly/Firefly-GagReel.mp4.zip). [Note: file is 58MB QuickTime MP4 zipped file on an OC3 network connection (big pipe)]...

Jayne holding Bertha says: "Damn it Mal... I forgot my line!"

Sitting in the main cargo bay he totally blows his line and only manages to spit out something like: "clerped... Mal... jipp.. blacc...", after which Mal stops and replies "CUT!... can't... get... line... out..." or some such thing as everyone laughs.

Cheers!
-Ocelot Wreak.

"I figure you're here 'cause you need some whacko who's willing to stick his finger in the fan. So who are we helping?"

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Tuesday, March 9, 2004 9:13 AM

STATIC

Not to nitpick, but it's "Vera" not "Bertha". . .but yeah . . .the "Dammit, Mal, I forgot my line." was great.

Also, just for the hell of it. . .the halting sentence flub went as such. . .

Jayne: Knew it. . .prob'ly. . .saw. . .cops. . .and. . .turned. . .tail. . .

Mal: Can't. . .sentence. . .proper. . .

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"Wash. . .we got some local color happening. A grand entrance would not go amiss."

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Tuesday, March 9, 2004 1:00 PM

TEELABROWN

Quote:
Wash: "Its gruesome, oh and a thing in a jar."

(The next part may seem harsh, but we're good friends. And he knows the actual line. Somewhere in that head of his...)
Just how many times must I tell you that the line is "Oh my God it's grotesque! And hey, look here's a thing in a jar."

Quote:
"Don't move, or I'll blow another crater in this tiny moon...

I believe the line is along the lines of..."Don't move or we will blow a new crater in this little moon." But I could be wrong.

Quote:
I love my harem

And we love you, Static.

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"Freedom is the Freedom to say that 2+2 makes 4. If that is granted, all else follws"-Winston, 1984
Teela Brown, keeper of bad typing.
"No one reads these things any way."- Bart on Blackboard

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Tuesday, March 9, 2004 1:04 PM

TEELABROWN

I love the "can't...sentance...proper..." So gorram hi-larious! And on the subject of the gag reel, if you have the full one, this is just hi-larious:

"How much is that geisha in the window?"
"Chin-chin"
"I do hope that geisha's for sale."
"Yah!"

That was one of my very parts. I also like the one for the Message, where Mal keeps on popping up again and again and...

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"Freedom is the Freedom to say that 2+2 makes 4. If that is granted, all else follws"-Winston, 1984
Teela Brown, keeper of bad typing.
"No one reads these things any way."- Bart on Blackboard

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Wednesday, March 10, 2004 9:37 AM

OCELOTWREAK

Quote:
Originally posted by Static:
Not to nitpick, but it's "Vera" not "Bertha". . .but yeah . . .the "Dammit, Mal, I forgot my line." was great.

Also, just for the hell of it. . .the halting sentence flub went as such. . .

Jayne: Knew it. . .prob'ly. . .saw. . .cops. . .and. . .turned. . .tail. . .

Mal: Can't. . .sentence. . .proper. . .

Thanks, Static. Yes, I did "Charlie Foxtrot" those quotes, didn't I?

Hey! Aren't you supposed to be on leave? Don't you have 'better things to do' than clean up my mess?

As an old geezer spook who spent some time in that part of the world, and helped get the Americans hidden in the Canadian embassy out of Iran in '80, I can appreciate your happiness being back home again. Best wishes and safe passage through this mess.

Remember: incoming fire has the right of way....

Regards,
-Ocelot Wreak

"I figure you're here 'cause you need some whacko who's willing to stick his finger in the fan. So who are we helping?" - Mickey K., in 'The Equalizer'

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Wednesday, March 10, 2004 9:45 AM

STATIC

Quote:
Thanks, Static. Yes, I did "Charlie Foxtrot" those quotes, didn't I?

Happens to the best of us. No sweat.

Quote:
Hey! Aren't you supposed to be on leave? Don't you have 'better things to do' than clean up my mess?

Alas, I returned to Kandahar early this week after two wonderful weeks back home.

Quote:
As an old geezer spook who spent some time in that part of the world, and helped get the Americans hidden in the Canadian embassy out of Iran in '80, I can appreciate your happiness being back home again. Best wishes and safe passage through this mess.

Well. . .looks like we've shed the same blood in the same mud, huh? Shiny.

Quote:
Remember: incoming fire has the right of way....

Regards,
-Ocelot Wreak

Ah yes. . .and also, "If your attack is going well, then you've walked into an ambush."

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"Wash. . .we got some local color happening. A grand entrance would not go amiss."

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Wednesday, March 10, 2004 1:14 PM

TEELABROWN

Quote:
Ah yes. . .and also, "If your attack is going well, then you've walked into an ambush."

Yes, and these:

The enemy invariably attacks on two occasions:
a) when you're ready for them.
B) when you're not ready for them.

If you can't remember, then the claymore IS pointed at you.

The enemy diversion you have been ignoring will be the main attack.

To steal information from a person is called plagiarism. To steal information from the enemy is called gathering intelligence.

Never draw fire, it irritates everyone around you.

And more...maybe later...

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"Freedom is the Freedom to say that 2+2 makes 4. If that is granted, all else follws"-Winston, 1984
Teela Brown, keeper of bad typing.
"No one reads these things any way."- Bart on Blackboard

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Saturday, March 13, 2004 10:16 AM

KRYSTOPHER

Quote:
Originally posted by Cartagia:
"Is there anybody out there?!"

... [pause] ...

[River leans into the doorway]

"Anybody else?!"

Which episode was that from?

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Watch your steps in the dark and beware of where you wander, because you do not want me to appear behind you in a dark, deserted alley way...

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Saturday, March 13, 2004 10:26 AM

CARTAGIA

It's from Trash. One of the unaired episodes on the DVDs

Simon: I've never shot anyone before.

Book: I was there, son. I'm fair sure you haven't shot anyone yet.

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Saturday, March 13, 2004 10:33 AM

SHADOWVESSEL

Quote:
Originally posted by Krystopher:
Quote:
Originally posted by Cartagia:
"Is there anybody out there?!"

... [pause] ...

[River leans into the doorway]

"Anybody else?!"

Which episode was that from?

That scene came from "Trash" when Simon had Jayne paralyzed on the med-bed after Jayne was injured on the top of the Serenity.

"I'll be in my bunk."

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Saturday, March 13, 2004 10:33 AM

SHADOWVESSEL

Quote:
Originally posted by Krystopher:
Quote:
Originally posted by Cartagia:
"Is there anybody out there?!"

... [pause] ...

[River leans into the doorway]

"Anybody else?!"

Which episode was that from?

That scene came from "Trash" when Simon had Jayne paralyzed on the med-bed after Jayne was injured on the top of the Serenity.

"I'll be in my bunk."

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Saturday, March 13, 2004 11:09 AM

KRYSTOPHER

Alright, thanks you two. I remember him being paralyzed but I didn't remember what he said. I'll have to go back and watch it again.

"She's in congress?"

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Watch your steps in the dark and beware of where you wander, because you do not want me to appear behind you in a dark, deserted alley way...

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Saturday, March 13, 2004 7:32 PM

SIGMANUNKI

First post

"Mal, looks like we got some imminent violence."

If you truly love the memory, you must set it free()!

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Sunday, March 14, 2004 4:23 AM

TEELABROWN

Quote:
Originally posted by SigmaNunki:
First post

"Mal, looks like we got some imminent violence."

If you truly love the memory, you must set it free()!

*Teela enters in Official Unofficial gear*

Welcome! Please enjoy your stay!

Has anyone said: "Dear Diary: Today I was pompous and my sister was crazy. Then we were kidnapped by some hillfolk never to be seen again. It was the best day ever."

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"Freedom is the Freedom to say that 2+2 makes 4. If that is granted, all else follws"-Winston, 1984
Teela Brown, keeper of bad typing.
"No one reads these things any way."- Bart on Blackboard

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Sunday, March 14, 2004 5:06 AM

FIREFLYTHEMOVIE

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I believe the line is along the lines of..."Don't move or we will blow a new crater in this little moon." But I could be wrong.

Actually, it was "Every man there, go back inside, or we will blow a new hole in this little moon."

Or maybe it was "crater" and not "hole". My DVD's are out on loan. Whee!

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Sunday, March 14, 2004 8:42 AM

ECGORDON

There's no place I can be since I found Serenity.

I've just watched "The Train Job" for the sixth time since getting the DVDs, and Jayne has a line there that no one else has mentioned so far.

It's in the infirmary scene after he was shot by the fed while being pulled up off the train. Wash is saying that Niska's men can just read a magazine, cause they aren't taking off until Zoë and Mal are back on the ship.

Jayne says, "These are stone killers, little man. They ain't cuddly like me."

wo men ren ran zai fei xing.

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Sunday, March 14, 2004 3:22 PM

THECRAZYIVAN

Quote:
Originally posted by HATEHATEHATEFOX:
From Serenity: Well, 10% of nothing ... um ... carry the nothing.
Or something along those lines. ;-)

Too funny. Plus it was done almost under his breath as Zoe and Mal carried on talking over him.

Ha, thats my favorite 2...cuz its my tag!

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Nothing is ever so profoundly regretted as a kind act.
Robertson Davies

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Sunday, March 14, 2004 3:30 PM

THECRAZYIVAN

Gotta love Jayne...(Thats a girls name! lol!)

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Sunday, March 14, 2004 4:36 PM

WHOODAHN

"Spry for a dead fella"

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Sunday, March 14, 2004 5:44 PM

THECRAZYIVAN

From Out of Gas:

"Not as deceiving as a lowdown...dirty...deceiver."

Haha!

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Sunday, March 14, 2004 5:52 PM

THECRAZYIVAN

Also from OFG:

"Hey, we'd have been back first, except there's somethin' wrong with Inara's shuttle...She done somethin' it Mal...It smells funny."

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