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For some reason I picked up The Godfather

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Monday, April 2, 2007 10:00 AM

MAVOURNEEN

We're back up...and I'm outta here. Gotta go pick His Royal Highness up. It's Spring Break and he's at his daycare for the week.

*waves*

See y'all tomorrow.

(msg, whenever I try to crush those little pieces, I make an unholy mess...so I just throw them away and get another...besides, it's a great excuse to sashay over to Sephora at Montgomery Mall.
"But honey...I broke it. I needed another!

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Monday, April 2, 2007 10:04 AM

ZEEK

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Originally posted by CaliforniaKaylee:
I honestly don't remember if there are Vons/Safeways in Austin, but I know my family is also on the lookout for the Colbert flavor, so I'll let you know if they find any.

How insulting. Of course I remember Vons. They don't have any in Austin but I haven't completely forgotten San Diego. Do they still have Lucky's too? That place used to have those awesome can crushing machines that spit out change for all your recycling. Me and my brother loved those things. That's a good income for kids.

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Monday, April 2, 2007 10:16 AM

NVGHOSTRIDER

Hope everyone is well. Seems tryin' to catch up is a bit futile.

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Monday, April 2, 2007 10:19 AM

KELKHIL

"Resistance is Futile! You will be..."

Roll out more proof of the geekdom!

Howdy NVG! Hows things?

Kelkhil

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Yea though I walk through the Valley of the Shadow of Death, I will fear no evil: for I am Forsaken

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Monday, April 2, 2007 10:24 AM

DESKTOPHIPPIE

Hey NVG! I never got to wish you happy birthday. Happy belated birthday!

Just to let you (and anyone else who missed it) know, Chris Moorehead was around over the weekend. He's on R&R, apparently. Posted a quick hello and disappeared again, but I'm sure you could catch him with a PM.

On the subject of bad porn, someone is sending emails with the subject "Brittney Spears Naked Pussy and Paris Hilton!" to the office mail. Do they *really* expect me to open those emails? Please!

Like I'm even remotely interested in Brittney's cat.

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Monday, April 2, 2007 10:27 AM

DESKTOPHIPPIE

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Oh! And I wanted to say! Love your new Av DTH xD

Thanks, Odds! I ~~stole~~ borrowed it from a poster on the Goners Movie fan forum. She has the coolest avatars...

Nuthin' wrong with being a geek, Kel. Geekyness is the new cool. Embrace the inner geek!

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Monday, April 2, 2007 10:28 AM

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Like I'm even remotely interested in Brittney's cat.

Brittney's cat: Much more attractive than Paris.

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Monday, April 2, 2007 10:44 AM

"Did he just go crazy and fall asleep?"

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Originally posted by Kelkhil:
Roll out more proof of the geekdom!

Whoa, big fella. I don't think we needs any more proof. It's purty well-established around these parts...

Damn. Missed Mavs again. Wanted to say glad Tidbits birthday came off so well.

Speaking of coming off...FlyVote, the Good Stuff's down at the pub.

Stila. Can't relate personally but if it make Mavs unhappy it's bad.

Yay for the Colbert Nation. Hi CK!

I thought Brit and Paris had Chihuahuas...

Butts on the Brit-er side:

"The single biggest problem in communication is the illusion that it has taken place." George Bernard Shaw

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Monday, April 2, 2007 10:46 AM

CALIFORNIAKAYLEE

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Originally posted by Zeek:
How insulting. Of course I remember Vons. They don't have any in Austin but I haven't completely forgotten San Diego. Do they still have Lucky's too? That place used to have those awesome can crushing machines that spit out change for all your recycling. Me and my brother loved those things. That's a good income for kids.

*I* don't remember if there are Von's in Austin, silly boy! It's me who has the bad memory, not you.

I haven't seen any Lucky's here, but I'm a good 90 miles north of San Diego, so maybe it's more a San Diego thing?

Gah, now I really want ice cream! And right after we started a "household diet" -- that is, hubby wants to lose ~30 lbs, so I've committed to help him with that by keeping bad foods out of the house, and supporting him in exercising, etc, (and maybe lose a few pounds myself along the way). Damn all y'all and your ice cream talk!

~CK

You can't take the sky from me...

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Monday, April 2, 2007 10:53 AM

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Originally posted by CaliforniaKaylee:

Gah, now I really want ice cream! And right after we started a "household diet" -- that is, hubby wants to lose ~30 lbs, so I've committed to help him with that by keeping bad foods out of the house, and supporting him in exercising, etc, (and maybe lose a few pounds myself along the way). Damn all y'all and your ice cream talk!

Shame on me. This is a recipe that I submitted to the 2nd version of the Big Damn Chefs book:

Mudder's Milk(shake)

Jane: "They call it 'Mudder's Milk'. Got all the protein, vitamins, and carbs of your grandma's best turkey dinner, plus fifteen percent alcohol."

In the town Canton the man Kessler wasn't rich by any means. He moved quite a bit of contraband but never filched any of what he moved. Recently he got his hands on an ice cream machine lifted from a core world. Certainly almost useless on the rim, he had hoped to find a core-world contact to buy it. After Kessler's untimely demise the machine became the property of the Canton Tavern to pay off his drinking debt. It was put to good use.

1 cup (240 ml) Cream, rich, well chilled
1 cup (240 ml) Milk, well chilled
2-4 packets Carnation® Instant Breakfast, dark chocolate
4 cups (1 liter) Chocolate Ice Cream (from the Canton Tavern)
3-4 shots (90-120 ml) Bailey's® Original Irish Cream, well chilled
3-4 shots (90-120 ml) Starbucks® Coffee Liqueur, regular, well chilled
3-4 shots (90-120 ml) DeKuyper® Creme De Cacao, well chilled
Whipped Cream or Whipped Topping
8 dark roasted Coffee Beans, rough ground
1 oz grated Dark Chocolate

chilled blender
chilled thick serving mugs

Notes on ice cream: Select a chocolate ice cream with predominately chocolate flavor, avoiding mint, nuts, chocolate chunks, etc. Ice cream should be brought out of the freezer for about 10 minutes to soften slightly to make the blending easier.

1. Add Cream, Milk, and Breakfast Drink to blender. Whip for five seconds to combine powdered drink.

2. Add Ice Cream in fourths, blending well between each addition. Add three alcohols and whip for ten seconds.

3. Serve in chilled mugs topped with a dab of Whipped Cream and a dusting of ground Dark Chocolate and Coffee.

To make a Virgin Mudder omit alcohol.

The intent of my variation was to get close to the nutritional requirements but make something that didn't taste like Go Se. Plus there is a bit of fun in making it a shake.

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Monday, April 2, 2007 10:55 AM

NVGHOSTRIDER

Thanks for the belated DTH.

Seems things are a strange match for strange times. The trip with "She..." didn't go down, but as per usual we're exchanging messages and keepin' things in some strange sense of balance.

Still a little lost right now. Had another very good day yesterday. Six victorious games and no hits. I felt like Superman. A buddy invited me to watch Wrestlemania at his house and I enjoyed it greatly. I've hated wrestling since I was twelve.

Anyhoo, back to work I go.

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Monday, April 2, 2007 10:56 AM

"Did he just go crazy and fall asleep?"

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Originally posted by CaliforniaKaylee:
Damn all y'all and your ice cream talk!

But, but it's not just us:

They're just dreams, honey. Bad dreams. Go back to sleep.

"The single biggest problem in communication is the illusion that it has taken place." George Bernard Shaw

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Monday, April 2, 2007 11:09 AM

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Originally posted by JonnyQuest:
Speaking of coming off...FlyVote, the Good Stuff's down at the pub.

Perhaps my recipe should have been posted under "Browncoat bar & Grill - Now with a fully stocked Ice Cream Bar".

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Monday, April 2, 2007 12:21 PM

MSG

Ok you are the devil flyvote....now I want a milkshake...argh!!!

NV- HUGS and all..hey you are a superman!

CK- household diet... hmmm that sounds good:)

Mav- well there is always that... I usually just beg:) LOL

DTH- LOL!!! Oh but she so wants you to see it...she's desperate for us all to see it... ( and may I just say .. not all that interesting.)

"I'm not all that interested in the mental health of people who want to kill me. "- Leroy Jethro Gibbs

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Monday, April 2, 2007 12:34 PM

FUTUREMRSFILLION

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I am on The List. We are The Forsaken and we aim to burn!
"We don't fear the reaper"

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Monday, April 2, 2007 1:33 PM

HELL'S KITTEN

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Originally posted by FutureMrsFIllion:

???

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Monday, April 2, 2007 1:35 PM

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Originally posted by msg:
Ok you are the devil flyvote....now I want a milkshake...argh!!!

I'm not one to stand in the way of a person's religious beliefs...

Mudder's milk(shake) didn't burst forth from the frothy sea of chocolatey goodness fully grown - it had to be nurtured. It had to undergo extensive testing and retesting. I'm committed to my art. I made a special effort to the NA version (the Virgin Mudder) in that it too must be a drink that stands of it's own merit.

Enjoy (in moderation).

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Monday, April 2, 2007 1:38 PM

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I am on The List. We are The Forsaken and we aim to burn!
"We don't fear the reaper"

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FMF needs a hug. Hell, FMF needs LOTS of hugs. A marathon hug fest. Hugapalooza. Hug aid. Hugstock. Hug-o-rama.

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Monday, April 2, 2007 1:42 PM

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Originally posted by DesktopHippie:
Like I'm even remotely interested in Brittney's cat.

King of the Mythical Land that is Iowa

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Monday, April 2, 2007 1:44 PM

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Originally posted by FutureMrsFIllion:

King of the Mythical Land that is Iowa

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Monday, April 2, 2007 1:45 PM

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Originally posted by DesktopHippie:
Like I'm even remotely interested in Brittney's cat.

(meow)

Does it spend the whole day licking itself?

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Monday, April 2, 2007 1:50 PM

NVGHOSTRIDER

Wrong Wrong Wrong Wrong Wrong!

And I can't believe I looked.

WRONG!

(Packs a large box of hugs for FMF)
I'd throw it in the mail but asking for your address sounds a little Stalker-rific.

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Monday, April 2, 2007 2:15 PM

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Monday, April 2, 2007 3:14 PM

FUTUREMRSFILLION

Thanks for the hugs. I am ok. Just sort of blah.

#1 noticed that Brittany needs to shave her legs!

LOL

Ooooh kitty kats!

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Monday, April 2, 2007 3:20 PM

Blah I can understand! *hugs*

King of the Mythical Land that is Iowa

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Monday, April 2, 2007 3:31 PM

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Originally posted by FutureMrsFIllion:
Thanks for the hugs. I am ok. Just sort of blah.

Hopefully it is just the 24-hour blah that is going around.

Quote:

#1 noticed that Brittany needs to shave her legs!

*reads again* Oh, LEGS!

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Monday, April 2, 2007 3:39 PM

FUTUREMRSFILLION

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Quote:
Originally posted by FutureMrsFIllion:
Thanks for the hugs. I am ok. Just sort of blah.

Hopefully it is just the 24-hour blah that is going around.

Quote:

#1 noticed that Brittany needs to shave her legs!

*reads again* Oh, LEGS!

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So far it appears to be the 24month blah that I have!

LOL

I am just finding it amusing that brittanys cat is ginger! LOL - who'd a thunk?

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Monday, April 2, 2007 3:54 PM

http://www.myspace.com/muddy_waters

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Originally posted by FlyVote:
Quote:
Originally posted by FutureMrsFIllion:
Thanks for the hugs. I am ok. Just sort of blah.

Hopefully it is just the 24-hour blah that is going around.
Quote:

#1 noticed that Brittany needs to shave her legs!

*reads again* Oh, LEGS!

So far it appears to be the 24month blah that I have!

What can be done?

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Monday, April 2, 2007 10:15 PM

HOBBLEIT

Ok, since I spent all day in Newcastle yesterday I have missed the first 80+ posts. I'll read them later.

Anyway, Good morning everybody!

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Monday, April 2, 2007 10:25 PM

DESKTOPHIPPIE

Group Hug! Group Hug Everybody!

*piles on top of FMF*

We wuvs you

Hi Hobbleit!

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Tuesday, April 3, 2007 2:34 AM

"Did he just go crazy and fall asleep?"

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Originally posted by FutureMrsFIllion:
I am just finding it amusing that brittanys cat is ginger! LOL - who'd a thunk?

Huh?

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Originally posted by DesktopHippie:
*piles on top of FMF*

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Tuesday, April 3, 2007 2:38 AM

I want one!!!

King of the Mythical Land that is Iowa

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Tuesday, April 3, 2007 2:41 AM

KELKHIL

Morning Water Cooler patrons. How is everyone this fine day?

*notices FMF being pile upon in a "hug orgy" (that just sounds weird

) and jumps into the frey*

Wow if it looked like that, no wonder K-fed wanted to get the

out!

Kelkhil

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Tuesday, April 3, 2007 2:42 AM

"Did he just go crazy and fall asleep?"

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Originally posted by Penguin:
I want one!!!

Want one? You ARE one!

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Tuesday, April 3, 2007 2:48 AM

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Originally posted by JonnyQuest:

I didn't realize that we were dressing formally.

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Tuesday, April 3, 2007 2:52 AM

"Did he just go crazy and fall asleep?"

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Originally posted by Kelkhil:
Wow if it looked like that, no wonder K-fed wanted to get the out!

Um, over the top...?

"The single biggest problem in communication is the illusion that it has taken place." George Bernard Shaw

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Tuesday, April 3, 2007 2:55 AM

KELKHIL

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Originally posted by JonnyQuest:
Um, over the top...?

Who me? NEVER!

Starting out in a wierd mood today. Everybody look out!

Kelkhil

The Shirtless Forsaken

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Tuesday, April 3, 2007 2:58 AM

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Originally posted by JonnyQuest:

Fishy...

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Tuesday, April 3, 2007 2:59 AM

MAVOURNEEN

Holy cow

Penguin's oh so tasteful censorship of Britney's wahini was appreciated, though!

Morning, everyone!
It promises to be a pretty good day. Nice weather, tasty coffee, and zilch to do at work.

Today's driving song was "Dashboard" by Modest Mouse. I think Tidbit likes saying Modest Mouse more than he actually likes the song...but he bopped along with the song regardless. Then my ipod went into the red so no more music until it gets recharged tonight.

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Tuesday, April 3, 2007 3:01 AM

"Did he just go crazy and fall asleep?"

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Originally posted by Kelkhil:
Quote:
Originally posted by JonnyQuest:
Um, over the top...?

Who me? NEVER!

Starting out in a wierd mood today. Everybody look out!

Actually, I meant me. But okay. Since the thread's named after me let it be a weird day.

"The single biggest problem in communication is the illusion that it has taken place." George Bernard Shaw

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Tuesday, April 3, 2007 3:13 AM

RIVERISMYGODDESS

mornin Imponderables.

Hmmm. Brittney's naughty parts, a delicious sounding mudder's milkshake, and an FMF that needs hugs.

* bigassjimibearhuggles the hell out of FMF *

* makes himself a mudder's milkshake as per Fly's recipe *

mmmm, tasty. Thanks for sharing it man!

~jimi
SFC Alexander, Chief Medic for the 76th Indepentent Army Battalion
It's better to copulate than never.

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Tuesday, April 3, 2007 3:18 AM

MAVOURNEEN

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Originally posted by RiverIsMyGoddess:
It's better to copulate than never.

I must be a little slow on the uptake...cause it took me a minute to get the joke.

Morning, RIMG! (Hug) Morning JQ! (2x Hug)

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Tuesday, April 3, 2007 3:29 AM